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2:09 Bugs do in fact not take fall damage, this is because the air resistance slows them down like a parachute :D The square-cube law is quite impactful for them.
I've heard it's because of their small size, and since less mass is being pushed on them upon impact (body weight is to smal for compression of the body) they just land and go on. But good info! Cool to know thx :)
@@calluxdoaron1903Especially small mammals like mice and squirrels, I still wouldn't trust a cat to always survive a fall from a skyscraper. Would hurt reaaal bad for em.
Oddly enough, one woman who DID take a DNA test to verify her two kids were hers during divorce proceedings got quite a surprise when the paternity was fine, but the maternal connection didn't match up. She was suspected of taking part in some kind of fraud or surrogacy scam, claiming someone else's children as her own, even though both she and her husband protested that no such thing was going on. She was pregnant with her third child at the time, so the court appointed an observer to be present during the birth and for blood samples to be taken from mother and baby immediately...and those didn't match up, either. However, a DNA test on the woman's mother confirmed a match with the infant as one would expect from a biological grandmother. Turned out that the woman had chimerism--an unborn, absorbed twin sister had "survived" in her, genetically speaking, and those alternate genes were present in her reproductive tract (a DNA test done on cells from her cervix DID match the infant), but not in her skin, hair, or blood. Look up "Lydia Fairchild" if you're curious.
Came to mention this. There's also cases of babies getting swapped at birth and such that has likely involved DNA tests, and horrifying cases of children being stolen and kidnapper pretending to be the mother. There's also stuff like babies being stolen at hospitals (was an article on abc today about a reunion in Chile of one such case, guy reunited 45 years after being stolen from his mother -- thousands of babies got stolen in Chile during a horrible time in their history), and being reunited via DNA tests :x
This story is why I wonder how many men are out there thinking their kids aren't their's, when it's actually just a case of chimerism and their sperm actually belongs to their absorbed brother.
@@hefoxed I've seen this question and response many times. The question doesn't make me lose faith in humanity but the response does. It shows a total lack of imagination, as though the person thinks that life just runs smoothly for everyone and in the same way.
The Golden Snitch sounds like something that some ancient king added to Quidditch so that his idiot son could participate in the game without getting in the way of the players that knew what they were doing.
@@genericuser984 Apparently, some turkeys have some sort of neurological disorder called tetanic torticollis spasm or TT for short. This causes them to cock their heads up and stay that way for about a minute or longer. Which is bad when it's beginning to rain. Wild turkeys ain't dumb but domestic turkeys are.
In high school, a girl in my class was distraught because her pink ribbon keychain broke. She said, "How am I supposed to support breast cancer now?" I explained that you don't actually support cancer, you support awareness or cures for cancer, and she was adamant that she did. Several times after that she got mad at me because "you don't support cancer."
Once heard a story from Virginia where a family of 5 (parents, 2 daughters, 1 son) stopped at a gas station while on a road trip and the YOUNGER DAUGHTER WAS STOLEN BY A WOMAN IN THE LADIES ROOM. The woman managed to change her clothes and buzz her hair in the three minutes that the family was separated. They found her before she even left the bathroom, and the offender walked out with some shiny new bracelets 🚔
5:47 Bro😭😭 gender neutral parenting means not assigning a gender to things and letting your child like whatever they want regardless of their gender, not trying to force your kid to only like gender neutral stuff😭😭 (please correct me if I’m wrong😅)
Exactly!! My parents raised my brother and I gender neutral before it was a common thing, not because of any ideologies they had, but because they didn't see a reason why we had to be restricted to certain types of toys if our interests lied elsewhere. We played with a lot of lego friends sets because of the lego animals, set up marble runs around the living room, walkie talkied from across the house, had nerf gun fights, and made jewelery/crystals/soap. I had no interest in dolls and he had no interest in cars. We both had a very fulfilling childhood. Anyway, the point is that if you offer your kid a range of toys and they go for the ones stereotypical of their gender (not because they were peer pressured into it either) then that should be just as celebrated as going for neutral or opposite gender toys, because its not about changing your child to be gender neutral it's about letting them follow their true interests.
i absolutely hate all this shit about forcing lgbt and equality on kids 😭😭 like im gay but i don't need to know about that as a child? and i wouldn't want that forced upon me. the amount of people i've seen who force their kids to be gender neutral, or even force them to be gay or bi.. which is.. WILD for a fucking three year old.. is disgusting. i'm all for giving kids any toys they want, not just gender-specific, but like. like, i used to have one of those toy kitchens, i did cheerleading with my sister as a toddler because i looked up to her. i'm glad my parents gave me those opportunities. they're learning experiences and kids shouldn't be locked out of those because they're too girly or masculine. but forcing things like that on kids? they don't even know what gender is?
@randomramen3749 Yup! Dyslexia confirmed yet again. I even paused the video because he just went too damn fast and did not even read the damn sign, and even after having read the damn sign I still thought it said Goth Clowns Only! 🤣
@@user-mm8qb5vw7c Why choose between them when you can have the best of both worlds? Like, hypothetically, I don't think the glitter bomb HAS to be filled with glitter.
5:02 i am genuinely amazed that the ruthe phoenix person is still ALIVE, that noise and those symptoms mean they are about to go to medical bill hell or just straight actual hell.
6:37 the plexiglass is not protecting you it is protecting the cashier who probably did a mandatory covid test before going to work at the time of taking this photo.
@@VaazkLShortsIf you want to stop porch pirates, you need to get creative. The police won't do anything about it even with video evidence, as Mark Rober demonstrated.
@@andrewpinedo1883 Yeah, it's a sort of way to help enforce the idea of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" in a literal way. Package thieves need the lesson more than anyone else.
to be honest, in 2:45, even if it was the right figurine, she still wouldn't have been praying to budda but budai, who is supposed to be the next iteration of the budda in a long ass time.
17:54 call me stupid, but that guy has a point. But in all seriousness, I'm surprised they never did anything involving like, the golden snitch being used for cheating, like a manipulation spell that makes it easier to catch for one person, but harder for everyone else.
20th birthday 30th birthday 40th birthday 50th birthday 60th birthday 70th birthday 80th birthday 90th birthday 100th birthday Or was it only the 10th that had a 0 in it? Mb broooo..
@18:53 Kind of reminds me of how a gunshot victim lead to the discovery of stomach acid and it's role in digestion. Because instead of patching up the victim the doctor forced the victim to live with a hole in their gut, so random crap could be shoved in, soaked, and fluids could be extracted
"Dear plexiglass. Thank you for protecting me from the people right in front of you who touched the groceries I am currently touching without gloves." (Gonna just ignore the fact that the sheet of plexiglass doesn't stop you from getting coughed on by the person next in line, or by the person you just served who is packing their groceries.) Jesus. More than a dozen people agree with you, too. I have no more faith in humanity. Break free from your Covidiot shackles.
I hate that "The bubonic plague disappeared without a trace" post. It did not. People still catch it every year. We can just treat it with antibiotics now, so it's not as dangerous or widespread (though people DO still die). What diseases HAVE disappeared? Smallpox and Rinderpest. Ya know, the ones that had global vaccination efforts put towards their eradication.
16:15 What a beautiful room layout, if it weren't for the fact my bedroom is a shoebox full of shoeboxes I'd have a layout like this, center bed and all.
Lol, 8magine someone divorces his wife over it just to find out a couple years later that the child wasn't hers either. Now that'd be a fun tv show to watch...
