Substitute Teachers Be Like... (Ft. Offending Everybody) 

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Any kid that asks for a sub when there is no teacher is the ULTIMATE snitch

0:21 Does NOBODY notice how he actually ANIMATED the dudes face?

I remember one time the teacher didn’t show up, and no one went to get a teacher. We just goofed around the entire class. Good times

The nerdy voices will always be so golden 🤣🤣

I see many people talking about how chill their substitute teachers were and how they didn't really do assignments and always did some crazy stuff. Why isn't my school like that? When we had a substitute teacher, the class would be silent af and nobody would interrupt the teacher. Literally everyone would participate and answer the questions the teacher asked and it made it seem like our class was perfect however when the normal teacher's teaching, the class turns into a zoo where they let all the animals free from their cages. Literal CHAOS.

I remember the substitutes I had in school. Sometimes they were regular teachers before and are retired. I remember one sub from high school. She was a young married woman with a pretty sexy southern accent. And lots of boys were really liking her. I think the part about her that they were focused on is her big butt and the way it shakes back and forth as she walks. It seems to really show off when she wears jeans. Other times, she wore dresses. I can find it kinda weird they would look at her like that, especially the fact that they know she's married, but I guess they also liked how nice she was, and personally I did too. She was pretty chill.

6:10 “i do m*th not math” got me dying 💀

My high school was worse than middle school. Especially with subs. I was generally quiet and reserved but even I lost my sh*t a few times because people kept bumping into me or their crap landed on me or my desk. Oddly I lose my sh*t more as an adult. I guess my patience was dried out

if i was a substitute teacher i would be like "do what you want as long as no one gets hurt" and put on a movie

I remember whenever my class had a sub, the next day the teacher would ALWAYS say “ in my ___ years of teaching NEVER have I had THIS BAD of a report from a sub…” even when most people didn’t do anything bad, it was just like THREE people who goofed around.

8:00 Dude, if it was our school, the guys would close the door, lock it and be like, "What are you talking about? the door's locked. I guess we have to stay in here, oh well..." That Girl wouldn't even stand a chance especially since our high school was notorious for alot of fight with the guys that happened that year (one fight a woman teacher was even beaten up for trying to break it up). If a teacher isn't strong enough, that girl is DEFINITELY not strong enough...

“You guys need to apologize, N O W.” Omfg that shit killed me harder than it probably should have.

I remember one time in 8th grade we had no teacher, but there's this rule where we can't go into the classroom without a teacher, so we just had to chill outside. This kid screams to a sub on the field nearby that our class had no teacher. But since we were outside the classroom waiting, she took our class and tried to rule 2 classes at once (bad idea for her, she gotta deal with like 45-60 kids). AND THEN SOMEHOW SHE GOT UP WHAT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO DO FOR THE CLASS, LIKE SHE WAS THE DESIGNATED SUB. And then after like 10 minutes, there was this old guy trying to take us up to class. at least he was chill and let us do whatever. I just played Minecraft with the bois for the rest of the class.

3:27 hey look at that dude in the back he looks familiar.. wait IS THAT MICROSOFT PAINT STAN MARSH

so in 8th grade band, our band director basically quit on the spot in the 6th week of school, so me being the experienced band nerd I was, stepped up and led the class (after some persuasion from another kid) for an entire month while the sub who had no musical background whatsoever just sat in the corner and tried to get 3 of the kids to behave, this went on for an entire month before the choir director stepped up to prep us for the christmas concert (which still sounded like ass), we went on winter break, and when we came back the district got on their hands and knees and begged the old band director who was 7 years into retirement at that point, to come back. What followed was the best semester of band class I think I'll ever have.

funfact: at 5:54 you have to square it 1st cuz of bidmas im pretty sure maybe quite possibly idk lol

5:04 let’s be honest he sounds like markiplier

Most of my subs have been alright. But then there was this one sub we had in 5th grade (because our regular teacher had to get a blood clot removed). Here’s a highlight of some of the things she did: Cursed at a student in the hallway Kicked a student’s leg in the middle of class Wouldn’t let a girl go to the bathroom for over 25 minutes Pretty sure she also almost broke a chair doing something aggressive. Needless to say, the class rallied to shame her when our regular teacher came back.

This whole video is the embodiment of my substitute teacher experience

I’m pretty sure it’s always a good time when burdie and the duck uploads

At my school every teacher has at least one period without a class and we would go to their class if the teacher is out for one day.

Having no teacher is pretty chill i had no teacher in a class ten times. I just play games in the chromebook.

I went to a really small private high school and instead of hiring outside subs, our school would literally just get other teachers to cover classes durning their free periods if a teacher was out for the day. I had a few times where they forgot to get a sub and we ended up with another free period 😂. My school gave every student 2 free periods and seniors got 3

one of my favorite subs i ever had was a woman who was in a car accident, and had fucked up vocal cords because of it. she was really sweet, and answered all of our questions after she told her story, but she had to put a stop to it because it was taking up half of the class period lmfao. i kinda miss her.

You are right there is always one sub that was a bit## in your school career

Did… I just see Stan?

I had a substitute teacher in math class. I got lost (like REALLY lost), so I was drawing a sweet, sweet picture of my boy Captain Rex. Not to pat my own back, it was really good. My buddy said I could probably sell it to a museum. Mr. Jones, the sub, caught me and took my notebook. He then RIPPED THE SHEET OUT, RIPPED IT UP AND THREW IT AWAY!! My glorious Captain Rex thrown away! BUT! But my art teacher was cool. He was impressed by a picture of Commander Cody I drew during art class and he had it framed and hung over his desk. I actually emailed him the other day and he still has my Commander Cody framed above his desk.

W duck chain

Theres 2 subs we keep having and we like them because they are usually like “i really dont care what you do, just do your work”

7:32 hey don’t make a caricature of that nerd. He’s the guy that has Minecraft with shaders on his calculator.

was i the only person on 1:09 that saw 2 paper balls and a pencil?!!!!!!??!??!?

You know you have been blessed when the duck uploads. But Fr man love your content it’s so entertaining!

I once had a sub who was pretty chill. We got in a debate because she said the Nintendo Wii was a bad console. About a month later I was at my local comicon and was about to buy some less than tastful anime stuff and what you would know the person running the stand was the same sub. Man was that an awkward moment.

Whenever I sub for math, I definitely die a little inside. It's painful for both of us dawg

People who knew about it before the video was uploaded 👇 Oh wait, just me? Lmao

You know im blessed that im not 1 day late to a duck video Ah yes

Idk. Study hall my freshman year was very rambunctious

Since I’m a nerdy ass kid The answer to number three in the sheet is x=1.25 6:01

THE SUBSTITUTE TEACHER CHAIN

Sometimes when we have a sub teacher we can hear music(with headphones)

3:36 you should’ve wrote “I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgment”

Once had a sub for like 6 months it was crazy

I used to not like subs in elementary, but now that im in high school, I always pray for one.

Bro substitute teachers hit DIFFERENT. The normal ones are so damn boring EDIT: I got a story for yall. Last year, my science teacher AND ELA teacher was out THE WHOLE YEAR. You best believe everyone was failing. Yet and still, I got accepted into an EXAM SCHOOL in spite of this. 2022 was one hell of a time

7:38 This literally happened to me once but she was pretending to go to something else, but then she snitched and then went to the thing. And the sub was like the strictest guy in the school too

2:49 STAN???????

1:58 South park

this was my worst nightmare. i was the nerd in class, and everyone just went literally off track. at least half the class got sent to detention

Thanks for playing the parkour again lol :)

The part where Mr. Smithson V said " I do m*th not math" made me laugh so hard

My experience with a sub (a middle aged asian lady): class screaming bill nye and trying to fucking torment her while hiding a chromebook that's playing some random sound effect (the man screaming one) 💀💀💀

Wasnt a substitute for this but I had a teacher in high school who went out to talk to someone and everyone got chatty. She was NOT happy when she came back and asked who wasn't talking. Someone piped up in the back and told her that I wasn't talking. Another kid tried to instead pull me in with the rest of them. Teacher believed I wasn't talking and while everyone else had extra homework, I did not because I am a quiet kid in classes. Middle school had the subs where there was one everyone loved and one everyone hated. She was quite strict and the loved one was such an easy going sweetheart who didn't care as long as we got our work done. Most hated sub for me was in kindergarten. I got in trouble for being a good kid and got out of line to try to get two boys who were throwing wood chips at each other there and ended up getting wood chips thrown on me. She moved me to yellow because I got out of line. Her ruling was we walked around the playground for 5 minutes, played for 15, and walked for 5 minutes...to 5 year olds.

i remember when i was in year 8, i had a substitute teacher for English. we didn't like her so we went Ballistic on her. by the end of the school day, (the lesson was the last lesson btw) the teacher was in absolute tears.

Yell at you because they know their only their for a day likely

I had a sub for math and i felt so bad for her. The kids in that class were just so mean to her that she cried. I still think about her sometimes. My chorus teacher also watched over that class and said "Im never doing that again"

Fun fact I actually got this like kinda large RU-vidr as a sub one time or at least he looks almost identical to him he has the beard the beanie this guys whole fit and the thing was he’s a gaming youtuber on i game I forgot of that I just got back into and I was shocked uh but all he did was just hand us a worksheet from our normal teacher and they are nice but bro he even talked about it in a video and bro I flipped my desk so I can confirm this guy lives in Hawaii I’m not saying who he is but it’s nice

Ducky: Y’know, I’m something of a delinquent myself.

I’m a substitute teacher but I typically teach more performing arts than regular classes

Not the apology letters! When I was in eighth grade, My music teacher got pissed off because a couple of Hot Cheeto girls and few boys, who happened to be the obnoxious basketball boys were driving her up the wall with their behavior. She made the ENTIRE class write apology letters to our parents. Even the well behaved kids had to write an apology letter!

Moral of the story: don’t be too rambunctious 😂

Am I the only one who keeps on thinking there’s dirt on my screen from the background (I’m on a phone)

My 4th grade substitute yelled at my friend for NOT KNOWING ENGLISH THAT WELL

In elementet School from 1 - 6 grade we have had 14 difrent math teahers (Im my School we det new Classensgade at 7 grade) Love the video btw keep it op:)🇩🇰

If there is a sub, don’t be too crazy cuz shit the teacher probably got a girl to tell her what the boys did to the sub afterwards

5:29 this is literally happneing in my guitar class. teacher jus dipped halfway through the year and now we have a sub for rest of year

Dude, we had one main sub for the entire school. Simply known "Mr. E", as he has like some eastern European last name that know one can remember, but dude was the GOAT. Dude ganered a huge reputation around us Students as, "the best sub in our school". This dude didn't care what our class did, as long as we weren't too crazy. "Mr. E" also told alot of stories of how he was a marathon runner in college and how he would run like 13 miles before a race and all that just to be prepared. There were kids in the back posting snapchats and shit, they would take snaps with "Mr. E" as he would walk over to the back like any other teacher. He also told stories of when he attended our school many years ago. He wasn't the only sub in our school but certainly the most famous one out of all of them...

There was substitute teacher no one would throw anything at the teacher because every time someone talk the teacher going to hit them on with a charger

I had this Substitute a few months back that was kind of "Special" if you catch my drift and he was so messed up that we had to get a principal to watch us because the Sub couldn't function properly. He couldn't even write his own name down.

For me in middle school, the main teachers were the nice ones and the subs were the mean ones. Once my main teacher was going for an appointment so I had a sub, but the sub was really mean and didn't care. Said sub also made me wait 30 minutes after everyone else went home for saying something (don't remember what) and this is when I beat up the sub with fists and furniture and stabbed her with pens and pencils while smashing the classroom. And yes, the police were involved and I was kicked out of the school.

Bro put stan from south park at 2:11

This is so relatable

The last time a sub was in class we were useing whip sound affects and i changed races.

My friend got a sub to quit. The WHOLE class was so happy because she was the mean sub.

Substitutes were always manipulated lol poor teachers 😅

Nah bro it SUCKS when u like a teacher and u get the BAD sub

1:58 OH 😨

My past classes have made multiple substitute teachers cry (NOT CAP)

I wish teachers and fast food employees were allowed to treat their students/customers the same way they get treated.

Bro any teacher i don't like i drop there class completely like as bell ring im like shit that class im not going

In the country where I live we dont really have subs If there is no teacher you can just do what you want

Bruh my class made a teacher quit💀💀💀

6:01 Answers for questions 1-7 (I am too lazy to do the others) 1) x=5 2)x=2 3)x=3 4) x=5 5) x=13 6) x=4 7) x=37

I had a sub who was a parent who does carnival-like shows 44 miles up north in Seattle, and did a really cool trick where he balanced a chair on his nose. best sub ever

one of my substitute teachers mr.smith 🐐🐐🐐🐐🗿🗿🗿🗿 would let the whole class play on the xbox instead of doing 9 math papers. he would sometimes even let us go outside

1:26 he looks like ferv from phenieas and ferb (ngl)

I had a sub during Arabic on Wednesday. She was pretty chill.

I honestly feel so bad for these subs. I always behaved no matter what circumstance, and I could always feel their pain.

Whenever there’s a sub I just become chaotic and not on my best behavior

Bro when we had a sub once, my friend took a bite out of a stick of deodorant

i am the reason one teacher retired, and 2 substitutes quit.

The worst feeling in life is when a teacher you like has a sub, and then they get back and they Say “The sub said you guys were such a bad class that he’s never subbing for my class again.”

Candis what are we gonna do while fern is de- wait where’s parry?

2:11 STAN FROM SOUTH PARK

I had this one substitute teacher back in third grade and anytime we were done with a assignment that was really easy to do, we would do anything on the Chromebooks there

The subs I had were actually pretty good

bro said happy Gilmore💀 the class clowns fav movie 🤡

Ayy it’s offending everybody!!

Our substitutes legally couldn't teach because some of them didnt have licenses. But they could give worksheets and help.

7:39 rare footage of the nerd being mad at a teachers pet