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Sunday School Teacher Role Play (ASMR) (Soft-Spoken) 

BlackMaleASMR
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It took me 2 days to get this video edited for yall. It was rough, but I'm glad I got it done. UNFORTUNATELY, my phone stopped recording long before I was done with the role play. So I wasn't able to get the full video in, and there's an abrupt stop at the end. I am not happy about that. So I just decided to upload what I have. I had been planning and trying to make this Sunday School Teacher ASMR role play video since last year!
I seriously need to buy new equipment for this channel. It will have to wait though because my #1 priority right now is to get a motorcycle license and purchase my first motorcycle.
So... Let Bishop BlackMale save you from the fiery pits of Hell. He insults you, not because of the sexual gratification, but because he loves and cares about you. He says it is your choice whether or not to follow the one true god or be tortured eternally. That's right! An infinite punishment for the lack of a crime. If that isn't love, then I don't know what is. Oh... The beauty of justice! Bishop BlackMale is absolutely disgusted by the other Sunday School "teachers" who insist on skipping over all of the GOOD parts of the Bible, so he decides to take matters into his own hands. He wants people to get the full word of God. Those other "teachers" are probably just stupid atheists anyway, and everybody knows that atheists are nothing but a bunch of sad, immoral, God-haters who try to impose their beliefs on everyone else and know absolutely nothing about the Bible. Bishop BlackMale is the coolest Sunday School teacher that every kid wishes they had.
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"I don't sing love songs because there's nothing in this world for me to love. I want the world to have my rape-baby, so when it's born, I can strangle it to death."

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@zombiemonkey5094
@zombiemonkey5094 8 лет назад
I'm atheist but if people believe in religion I am fine with that and respect that, it's their choice and who am I to judge. Anyway, great video :D
@ChrisM-us2ib
@ChrisM-us2ib 8 лет назад
Most people that are atheists are very judgmental toward other religions. However you are quite the opposite. Much respect my man.
@jasn4473
@jasn4473 8 лет назад
I am christian, and I respect your views and opinions on religion, negative or positive :)
@jennis6982
@jennis6982 7 лет назад
We need more people like you!
@Brianboy9494
@Brianboy9494 8 лет назад
His voice is that mix of sexy and soothing. *.* Utterly relaxing.
@riamould3671
@riamould3671 8 лет назад
I heard his voice for the first time AND DROPPED MY PHONE ON FUCKING FACE GOOD LORD
@riamould3671
@riamould3671 8 лет назад
+Taco Kid much deepness, such shock
@andysanders262
@andysanders262 8 лет назад
As a Christian, I understand. I really do. May God (or whatever you believe in) guide you on your quest for truth and happiness. And keep up the great videos!!!
@BrittanyASMR
@BrittanyASMR 9 лет назад
That voice. I love you.
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 9 лет назад
+Brittany ASMR I love you too, Brittany
@beagoodhuman44
@beagoodhuman44 9 лет назад
Bishop BlackMale...I have very, very sinful thoughts of you...I may need redemption.
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 9 лет назад
+Laura Portlock My child. Come unto my confession chamber and confess all of your sinful thoughts unto me so that your soul shalt be saved from the fiery pits of Hell. Lay down your burden upon me.
@beagoodhuman44
@beagoodhuman44 9 лет назад
+BlackMaleASMR I may have to lay down..my sins in the confessional. I need to lay them out..all out...so that I may be saved by your healing waters.
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 9 лет назад
+Laura Portlock Haha! Yes. I love how you think.
@jeremylilly4218
@jeremylilly4218 8 лет назад
+BlackMaleASMR you people make me sick. I pray Jesus helps you.. you both are so far gone.
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 8 лет назад
+Jeremy Lilly Sick? I feel perfectly fine and healthy. I will pray to Jesus and ask him to NOT help me. Now we'll just have to wait and see which one of us will be obeyed by Jesus Christ. I have a good feeling that I will win.
@BrittanyASMR
@BrittanyASMR 9 лет назад
Oh my gosh, you need to finish this, Luke. Please. I am begging you.
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 9 лет назад
+Brittany ASMR I'll try to continue on in the next Sunday School Teacher role play video whenever I make it. I'm all about saving people from the fiery pits of Hell :D
@ChillerCabra
@ChillerCabra 8 лет назад
and marcus 239.5 vers. 69 - "and then jesus spoke. 'MY BEARD IS FUCKIN TIGHT YO.'"
@zacharybaihu7584
@zacharybaihu7584 9 лет назад
I myself am No LONGER a "believer" but I can appreciate the lessons that the bible teaches still. also this video is very relaxing! you're a smart and clever guy! keep doing you!
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 9 лет назад
+Zachary Cramer Thanks, Zachary. I used to be a Christian. Once I became an atheist, I felt like I had just escaped from a maximum security prison. I regret that I didn't make the change a lot sooner.
@colemcdaniel5587
@colemcdaniel5587 8 лет назад
+BlackMaleASMR being a Christian doesn't mean you can't have fun if anything I assume you don't go out an do bad things that's what Christians do just stay a Christian you can do the same stuff just love God
@ats6136
@ats6136 9 лет назад
I'd love to see more roleplays from you! Great video, man!
@Super8Corey
@Super8Corey 9 лет назад
please make a series out of this, i love it
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 9 лет назад
+Corey Tuccelli I'm thinking that I will. There are so many cool stories in the Bible :) I'm glad you like this!
@laveo282
@laveo282 8 лет назад
If you're my teacher I would sleep through class you're voice is so soothing and relaxing
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 8 лет назад
+Blue Sky Asmr Haha! I don't mind if you sleep through my class. All I ask is that you don't snore or drool on your text book :D
@Super8Corey
@Super8Corey 9 лет назад
so far this is brilliant
@PearStalker
@PearStalker 8 лет назад
Thank you for making this, I can't tell you how happy this makes me.
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 8 лет назад
+PearStalker You're very welcome!!! I had fun making this one :D
@mankind-redefined1982
@mankind-redefined1982 7 лет назад
Love the shade 😂
@elijahharmon4042
@elijahharmon4042 9 лет назад
Yes you're back! Great video! I'd really love to see the full thing, this is one of my favorites for sure, keep up the great work!
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 9 лет назад
+Elijah Harmon Man. I wish I could have captured the full video. It should have been 10 minutes longer, but those minutes were lost :( I'm glad you like it though. Thanks for the comment, Elijah.
@elijahharmon4042
@elijahharmon4042 9 лет назад
+BlackMaleASMR Absolutely! I've been meaning to post comments for awhile, you are one of my favorite channels and I greatly appreciate you replying to me :) The video is really creative and just awesome. The message was very well received and I love how you presented the information, 10/10 👏🏾
@iKitta
@iKitta 9 лет назад
This just made my night. Thanks for uploading. ^^
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 9 лет назад
+iTouka Chan You're welcome.
@BusterTheWonderDog2003
@BusterTheWonderDog2003 8 лет назад
Oh my God... I literally lost my breath when you started talking! What a totally beautiful voice you have...And a lovely smile too!
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 8 лет назад
+BusterWonderDog Hey :) That just put a smile on my face again :D I'm glad you enjoyed this one!!!
@emilybraun9153
@emilybraun9153 7 лет назад
Oh my goodness your eyes are beautiful! I also love this concept, very different from other asmr videos, which I find quite enjoyable. I must say that your voice is one of the most soothing sounds I've ever heard as well! Great job on this video! I've subscribed :)
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 7 лет назад
Hey, Emily! Thank you so much! I always try my best to come up with new ideas, but it's very difficult. I am just glad that my work is effective for you :) I really had fun making this Sunday School Teacher role play video as well! You have a good night.
@BluewhisperForest
@BluewhisperForest 8 лет назад
this is so amazing. *melting*
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 8 лет назад
+Bluewhisper YAY! I'm glad you like this one. I really want to make a 2nd part to this, but I just haven' had the time :(
@BluewhisperForest
@BluewhisperForest 8 лет назад
a second part would be amazing. your insights are really great. i could tell you put some thought into what passages you read. ^-^
@aleksandraklimaszewska4486
@aleksandraklimaszewska4486 9 лет назад
This is Prototype of Perfection ;-) Great as always. Have a nice day :-)
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 9 лет назад
+Aleksandra Klimaszewska Hey! You must really like that song. That's great because it's one of my favorite songs to play :) Thanks for the comment, Aleksandra. You have a nice day too!
@Evilphatpandah
@Evilphatpandah 9 лет назад
Please do more! You are so insightful not to mention relaxing.
@Swirlybug
@Swirlybug 9 лет назад
"daughter how was your sunday school today??" ,,,"it was grrreat mom i got tingles and fell the f asleep" :D ! no but can we have sunday school every week bc im on the same page as YOU!!!
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 9 лет назад
+asmrYum HAHA! Yes! You felt the tingles of the Holy Spirit and you were "spiritually slain" into an unconscious state. It happens all of the time ;) HALLELUJAH!!! Unfortunately, the evil forces have me working about 50 hours per week, so I rarely have time these days. I'll definitely have more Sunday School classes for yall though. The Word must be spread!
@Swirlybug
@Swirlybug 9 лет назад
prrrrraaiiise jesus HALLELUJAAAHHH say it agggainn ! lol && yes you are so right the word does need spread,,thankgoodnesss for youtube TTYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
@Hehhehha
@Hehhehha 8 лет назад
lol the 'kjv only' reference
@BriarMoss...
@BriarMoss... 9 лет назад
Oh my god (irony). This video is perfect. You are perfect.
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 9 лет назад
+Caitlyn Craig BAD GIRL! You've just broken commandment #3 out of the Ten Commandments! "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain." Now I order you to bathe in holy water 3 times daily until your spirit is cleansed of that sin! Other than that, I'm glad you enjoyed the video ;)
@nataliejanine4611
@nataliejanine4611 8 лет назад
I was not expecting your voice to be that deep! it spooked me it first, but wowowowowowowow
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 8 лет назад
Haha! I'm glad I didn't scare you away then :D
@avadacamellia3760
@avadacamellia3760 8 лет назад
Fantastic! Thank you very much! 😍
@asmrandalltheother8036
@asmrandalltheother8036 7 лет назад
this is my first time ever watching u and i am in love with ur eye colour and u r great at Asmr excuse my excitement lol 💖
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 7 лет назад
YAY!!! Thank you! I'm glad that you like this video :D About my eye color. I'm wearing purple contact lenses. My natural eye color is dark brown ;)
@SharkkkBite
@SharkkkBite 9 лет назад
congratulations on 10k
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 9 лет назад
+SBite Thank you!
@seaneen23
@seaneen23 9 лет назад
I loved this video
@nathancoty8300
@nathancoty8300 9 лет назад
Awwwwwwww shit the chocolate bishop is back and he's not going to hell!!!! nice
@kaylinasmranndroid8707
@kaylinasmranndroid8707 8 лет назад
Haha! You're relaxing AND hilarious! *clicks subscribe*
@linniwhisper6205
@linniwhisper6205 8 лет назад
Oh wow. You are stunning. And I love your deep voice!
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 8 лет назад
+LinniWhisper Hey!!! Thank you so much :D
@linniwhisper6205
@linniwhisper6205 8 лет назад
I'm new to your channel. Look forward for more videos from july :)
@debbieomi
@debbieomi 9 лет назад
Before I even click on play, I first read the title just as a teacher role play, did a double take, saw Sunday School and giggled so hard, I snorted! I do love a good comedy. CLICK- here we gooooooo!
@debbieomi
@debbieomi 9 лет назад
+debbieomi Brilliant, Luke! If all Sunday School teachers were as fine as you, I might have to de-de-convert and start going back to church! HA! lol ;-)
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 9 лет назад
+debbieomi HAHA! Well, I guess it would be cool as long as it made you a believer again. At this moment, there are Muslims converting to Christianity in Germany for the sole purpose of increasing their chance at being granted asylum.
@michaelrosen6449
@michaelrosen6449 9 лет назад
As a Christian I'll be looking forward to watching this. 😊👍🏻
@gfum115
@gfum115 8 лет назад
+ASMR For Your Soul LOL If only he knew...
@altlegrande483
@altlegrande483 5 лет назад
It’s good to see people being Christian and men not being violent
@LaTashaSweetNess18
@LaTashaSweetNess18 9 лет назад
cute and relaxing:)
@brendanhensler6871
@brendanhensler6871 8 лет назад
Dude I have a feeling this teacher isn't a real Christian. Seriously though I love this video. Continuation please?
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 8 лет назад
+Brendan Hensler Haha! Maybe I am; maybe I'm not. I do plan on doing a continuation, but I really don't know when. I have a crazy schedule :( I wish I had more free time to make videos for yall.
@YazzyNikole
@YazzyNikole 8 лет назад
Great voice!!! off to bed!! 😊👏👌😴😴😴
@wizzlewozzle6413
@wizzlewozzle6413 5 лет назад
This is an excellent vid, I go back to it almost every time for an ASMR dose. the Pharaoh story at 10:00 to the climax at 12:20... Ugh, i go straight to that every time. "Because he's God.. " -- text doesn't capture the perfection at 12:19-12:21.. it's hard to even write out the soft-deep intonation that just hits a nerve perfectly. i could just have that on repeat for 1000 times. Fantastic vid, among your best.
@tiffanystone2251
@tiffanystone2251 8 лет назад
Your voice and videos are amazing
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 8 лет назад
Thank you Tiffany!
@emilycollins1764
@emilycollins1764 7 лет назад
I don't know why. But your eyes keep drawing me in they're extraordinary. Anyways. Amazing video! 💜💟❤
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 7 лет назад
Aww... Thank you Emily :') I'm glad you like the video too. This video was one of my favorite videos to make!
@pepethefrog9314
@pepethefrog9314 9 лет назад
What motorcycle are you looking to get? I just got my first bike a week ago Friday! I picked up a 2004 Kawasaki KLR 250.
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 9 лет назад
+Pepe The Frog Kawasaki is nice!!! :D I will get either the Yamaha YZF-R3 or the Kawasaki Ninja ZX-6R.
@pepethefrog9314
@pepethefrog9314 9 лет назад
+BlackMaleASMR that's awesome! I really hope you can get one soon :). They're so much fun! Also, I noticed your lyrics quote at the bottom of the description, The Acacia Strain is my favorite band!
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 9 лет назад
+Pepe The Frog Ah! I believe you. The first time I rode one, I did not want to stop! And The Acacia Strain will always have a special place in my heart :D
@Klurpaderp
@Klurpaderp 8 лет назад
your voice is amazing! xD
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 8 лет назад
Thanks Daniel :)
@glideasmr1254
@glideasmr1254 8 лет назад
First of all, nice video. Second, do you wear contacts? It's just that your eyes look pretty awesome and I've never seen someone with that eye colour before.
@flipdiesel9652
@flipdiesel9652 9 лет назад
FINALLY
@gavrylenkoolia
@gavrylenkoolia 8 лет назад
Very good video,i like it so much)
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 8 лет назад
Thank you, Olga! I'm happy you like this one :D
@user-vs4vx8qr6m
@user-vs4vx8qr6m 8 лет назад
Very very good voice
@valerie_larsen
@valerie_larsen 8 лет назад
your voice is amazing
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 8 лет назад
+Valerie Ruff Thank you, Valeria :)
@frankiwilliams
@frankiwilliams 9 лет назад
I love the satire in this video! so gutted it got cut short, you said you had a lot more for this video, will you make another, please???
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 9 лет назад
+frankiwilliams Oh yes! I have so many more Bible stories to read for yall. It is my duty as a Bishop to spread the Word of my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and save everybody from going to Hell ;)
@frankiwilliams
@frankiwilliams 8 лет назад
+BlackMaleASMR come on bishop blackmale, 10 months is a long time, I need to confess my sins in a new Sunday school session before I get sent straight to hell!
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 8 лет назад
Oh wow! It's been so long. Just keep me in your prayers, my daughter in Christ. Beelzebub has been hindering me from saving yall :O
@colemcdaniel5587
@colemcdaniel5587 8 лет назад
Guys a lot of you misunderstand Godhe never says you have to love him he allows you to CHOOSE to love him. The right decision into get saved and worship God and love him and accept him into your heart. He wants you and loves you but he won't force you to love him.
@MsE711
@MsE711 8 лет назад
Amen!
@WhySoASMRx
@WhySoASMRx 9 лет назад
I'm sorry Bishop BlackMale... I accidentally fell asleep in class. Can I have detention please? Haha good video bro 🔥
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 9 лет назад
+WhySoASMR As long as you didn't snore or drool on your textbook, then you are forgiven, my child :D
@fannyf4476
@fannyf4476 8 лет назад
omg your eyes are amazing!
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 8 лет назад
+Fanny Frykman Thank you, Fanny!
@Whisperme2sleep
@Whisperme2sleep 8 лет назад
Please make another one of these!
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 8 лет назад
I will, but I really don't know when :( This was one of my favorite videos to make.
@eloradanan5284
@eloradanan5284 8 лет назад
I was hoping you'd do a video for Christmas eve mass
@samgoodman987
@samgoodman987 9 лет назад
Look up bishop bullwinkle hell naw
@counterfeitjewelryinc.3725
@counterfeitjewelryinc.3725 7 лет назад
Great video Bro
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 7 лет назад
Thanks, man.
@ryanbinrichard
@ryanbinrichard 8 лет назад
Your voice sounds like the remake version of Freddy Krueger, just noticed. I like it :)
@xt665
@xt665 7 лет назад
Bishop blackmale 😂😂
@reapingwraith1684
@reapingwraith1684 8 лет назад
Nice vid😋😋
@blossomlikearose
@blossomlikearose 9 лет назад
Thumbs up for you for having the courage to read from the Bible, Luke! You are right about the power being the Government. i'll come to your Sunday school next Sunday :))) PS: i know about editing alright. it does take patience. Good job though! Anyway, we often do not understand why God does certain things, but yes, HE is God! Some people think that Satan is more powerful than God, but that is not true.
@Revolutionofmysoul
@Revolutionofmysoul 9 лет назад
u r just adorable!!
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 9 лет назад
+Irina Revo So art thou, my child ;)
@odgykins
@odgykins 7 лет назад
your voice is deeper than the ocean dude
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 7 лет назад
Haha! That's such a unique comment. Thank you Audrey :)
@xaviermcewen814
@xaviermcewen814 8 лет назад
I'm not religious but this was pretty entertaining regardless. Look forward to seeing more.
@colemcdaniel5587
@colemcdaniel5587 8 лет назад
+ASMR For Your Soul I'm not I just wanna hear his opinions but I'm saved and I love God I'm a Christian (southern baptist)
@colemcdaniel5587
@colemcdaniel5587 8 лет назад
+ASMR For Your Soul I'm not I just wanna hear his opinions but I'm saved and I love God I'm a Christian (southern baptist)
@colemcdaniel5587
@colemcdaniel5587 8 лет назад
+ASMR For Your Soul I'm not I just wanna hear his opinions but I'm saved and I love God I'm a Christian (southern baptist)
@allofthelightsbykanyewest
@allofthelightsbykanyewest 6 лет назад
pls make part 2
@chrisfowler2535
@chrisfowler2535 6 лет назад
BlackMaleASMR.......... I keep expecting you to say "then guess what you have to do? Issue the motherfuckin marriage license!" 😂
@viaShina
@viaShina 8 лет назад
Guess what,I love blackmaleasmr, I love God and I love this video 😄 daaamn Awesome video Luke 😏💘
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 8 лет назад
+Ni Na Thank you! There will definitely be a continuation of this role play whenever I get the time ;)
@user-yn4jp4ne8k
@user-yn4jp4ne8k 8 лет назад
You know this was satirical right?
@peacebeans1599
@peacebeans1599 8 лет назад
I Love your eyes. You have sooooo beautiful eyezzzzz 🙄❤️
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 8 лет назад
+Vanessa Jung Thank you, Vanessa :D
@jadegold66
@jadegold66 8 лет назад
Are your eyes green? They are beautiful regardless, just can't really tell on my phone screen. Your teaching technique has my undivided attention. I never went to Sunday school so I can't compare yours to any other but I must encourage you to continue. Thank you.
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 8 лет назад
+jadegold66 Hey :) My natural eye color is dark brown. I'm wearing purple contact lenses in all of my videos, but they keep changing color. Oh! You'll never want to go to a different Sunday School other than mine because I'm the best Sunday School teacher there is. All of the other Sunday School teachers skip over the GOOD parts of the Bible. I'm glad you enjoyed the video ;)
@thehodgeman
@thehodgeman 8 лет назад
more please
@furtherpeace2776
@furtherpeace2776 9 лет назад
I love you.
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 9 лет назад
+furtherpeace "Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy strength, and with all thy mind; and thy neighbor as thyself." -Luke 10:27 (King James Version) ;)
@israelbattle5997
@israelbattle5997 Год назад
Why am I just finding this
@LambertBowden56
@LambertBowden56 5 лет назад
5:32
@AllenVanWert
@AllenVanWert 7 лет назад
lol
@eagzsez8925
@eagzsez8925 9 лет назад
That was excellent! A great public service. The part from Exodus ... I've probably heard the story hundreds of times - hell, it's a movie that plays every Easter - but I don't think I ever really thought about that - "God"CAUSED Pharaoh to be obstinate then murdered every first-born child for it. WTF?! And I thought he was just being overly-harsh. That's premeditated genocide! You should do a sub-channel - something like, "ASMR Sunday School Cures."
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 9 лет назад
+Chris Eagle Man! I know how you feel. I used to hear and read these stories all of the time when I was a kid, and I thought nothing of it. When I became an adult, I began to read these stories again, and I start noticing all of the flaws. Now I'm just wondering how many innocent children were murdered by the god of the Christians.
@alexandrapaige7943
@alexandrapaige7943 9 лет назад
Bishop black male lololololol
@WhySoASMRx
@WhySoASMRx 9 лет назад
I'm leaving too many comments but last one. Haha, going off the bible being manipulation and control. Humans don't need to read the bible to know the difference between right and wrong. We're born with it. Even as a child (for example if you break something special to someone you feel bad and you know you'll be in trouble) I believe we should just live and learn. Also look how much pain and suffering in history the bible caused. I like the vibe you give in this video.
@horseluver136
@horseluver136 6 лет назад
Something that goes along with your talking about how God tested someone to see if they had faith: God is omnipotent, right? That means he knows the future and everything that will happen. Why would he have to test someone (like Adam and Eve) if he already knows what's gonna happen?
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 6 лет назад
Hey, Hannah. The word you're looking for is "omniscient". "Omnipotent" means all-powerful. But YES! I totally know what you mean. It makes no sense for the test to occur if the results are known beforehand :D
@horseluver136
@horseluver136 6 лет назад
BlackMaleASMR oh yes, my mistake! Exactly! :)
@t-gmailaccount6796
@t-gmailaccount6796 8 лет назад
I hate being told I'm ignorant for not believing in God. If it was provable then everybody would believe in God. It's ironic, because to believe in something that isn't provable as fact fits the dictionary definition of ignorant.
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 8 лет назад
+Trevor Ward Unfortunately, even if it was provable, there would still be people who don't believe in the god of the Bible. You know? There are people alive today who still think Earth is flat and not spherical.
@jennis6982
@jennis6982 7 лет назад
Ok
@denise__95
@denise__95 8 лет назад
Do you do voice overs? You should
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 8 лет назад
I wish I could, but I just wouldn't have enough time to dedicate to a job like that.
@kenshinsmith65
@kenshinsmith65 8 лет назад
why do you look like you are always about to bust out laughing. lol
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 8 лет назад
+Kenshin Smith There were a few moments where I had to hold my laugh in :D I just have a difficult time trying to be sarcastic.
@kenshinsmith65
@kenshinsmith65 8 лет назад
rofl, totally understand.
@kikigeeu2be
@kikigeeu2be 9 лет назад
hey ! you didn't say amen when you found exodus chapter 7 verse 3!
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 9 лет назад
+Kiki Gee Haha! Well, I just needed the students to say it. I always want my students to be more involved in class activities so that they will stay interested in the subject matter :) It looks like you were paying attention in class though. I am proud of you!!!
@kikigeeu2be
@kikigeeu2be 9 лет назад
+BlackMaleASMR yay! I'm not going to hell :)
@eloradanan5284
@eloradanan5284 8 лет назад
I'd go back to church if you were there 😇
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 8 лет назад
+Elora Danen Oh yes! Then another soul would be saved from the fiery pits of Hell!
@eloradanan5284
@eloradanan5284 8 лет назад
BlackMaleASMR​ oh. I was never going there to begin with. I assure you. Anyway, I like your role play. Be cool if you did more ☺
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 8 лет назад
+Elora Danen I do plan on continuing this Sunday School Teacher series :)
@eloradanan5284
@eloradanan5284 8 лет назад
BlackMaleASMR alright! I look forward to seeing them
@vladimirmakarov7040
@vladimirmakarov7040 8 лет назад
What's the point of Sunday school?
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 8 лет назад
+vladimir makarov To brainwash little children into becoming Christians so that they'll grow up to be prisoners to their churches. Fortunately, Sunday School isn't as effective as it was years ago because most kids these days actually have access to the internet and are able to do research on their own without having to rely on adults.
@daylanberry7955
@daylanberry7955 7 лет назад
The Bible is a set of books of more than genre. It's super hard to completely understand and I don't think anyone actually will figure it all out. But I do know that a lot of the stories didn't actually happen, and that wasn't the point of the story being in the Bible. Examples: Adam and Eve, Noah and the ark, etc.
@AtlanticGiantPumpkin
@AtlanticGiantPumpkin 8 лет назад
Why do you seem so mad at the Old Testament? What did it do to you?
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 8 лет назад
I don't even believe any of it, so it's impossible for me to be angry at it. But if it were real, I'd strongly disagree with it and find it immoral because it specifically says that I'm being punished for something I did not do. Would you agree to being sent prison for a murder that your mother was proven to have committed?
@AtlanticGiantPumpkin
@AtlanticGiantPumpkin 8 лет назад
+BlackMaleASMR I mainly said that as a joke like "Did Exodus cheat on you with Leviticans?" But I'm very curious to see you elaborate on this.
@bethanygeary7790
@bethanygeary7790 8 лет назад
I feel sorry for all the people that think mocking God is hilarious. Each person is entitled to their opinion. Glad I Love God and follow his word.
@SuperItalia494
@SuperItalia494 8 лет назад
+Bethany Geary And He sent His son to redeem us... Glory to God! Thank you Jesus!!! :)
@bethanygeary7790
@bethanygeary7790 8 лет назад
Amen! I am a sorry excuse for a human being and I am glad Jesus Christ died for me!
@twogoodgamers7624
@twogoodgamers7624 8 лет назад
+SuperItalia494 Amen
@mankind-redefined1982
@mankind-redefined1982 7 лет назад
Are you hearing yourselves? Don't you think it's a pitiful existence to proclaim yourself as a "sorry excuse for a human being"? Have some respect for yourself. It doesn't help that your belief is entirely based on falsehood.
@ryan4121
@ryan4121 6 лет назад
I think she is speaking with humility.
@iGlyphix
@iGlyphix 9 лет назад
Makes me glad I grew up in a very atheist environment xD
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 9 лет назад
+iGlyphix You're so lucky! I was surrounded by nothing but religious people until I became a senior in high school. That was when I met an atheist for the first time in my life. He turned out to be one of my best friends too, which was shocking to me at the time.
@iGlyphix
@iGlyphix 8 лет назад
My parents never forced Religion and pretty much said "figure it out for yourself" which led me to the conclusion that all religion is codswallop...
@LailaniMbandi
@LailaniMbandi 8 лет назад
I love that voice 😊
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 8 лет назад
Thank you :)
@LailaniMbandi
@LailaniMbandi 8 лет назад
+BlackMaleASMR :))
@laveo282
@laveo282 8 лет назад
You're so right the bible doesn't make sense but quran does
@anacorn8824
@anacorn8824 8 лет назад
you scare me
@anacorn8824
@anacorn8824 8 лет назад
but I got asmr from this video so you don't scare me too much
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 8 лет назад
Hey. Some people are genuinely afraid of me when they see me in public. I don't know why :D
@ConorDoesItAll
@ConorDoesItAll 8 лет назад
Have you ever watched Anime ?m
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 8 лет назад
+xgreenxfirex Yes. I'm a big anime fan, but I rarely have time to watch any these days.
@ConorDoesItAll
@ConorDoesItAll 8 лет назад
BlackMaleASMR ahh that's unfortunate I got into it only about a year ago. Also great video thanks
@Smash6090
@Smash6090 9 лет назад
The bible is the best fiction book of all time!
@andresbarragan4915
@andresbarragan4915 9 лет назад
+McSnikel Fritz some religious people take it literal even though it's almost entirely made out of metaphors that were used by jesus to teach to his disciples. I just can't take it as a historical data document.
@jeremylilly4218
@jeremylilly4218 8 лет назад
you know some may take offense to your false label of the Holy Bible as a fiction when. Billions haven't and do believe in.. mathematically speaking even your notion of it being fiction would lead one to come to the terms of you being a. either simple of the head or b. blinded by the devil. for me, I'm not in a good mood so I vote that you're too stupid.
@Smash6090
@Smash6090 8 лет назад
+Jeremy Lilly No offense but I think you're stupid if you think that two of every animal and species got on a boat because there was a flood.
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 8 лет назад
+Jeremy Lilly Jeremy. What you just used is an Argumentum ad Populum fallacy. Therefore, your argument is invalid by default.
@SantaFishes101
@SantaFishes101 8 лет назад
+Jeremy Lilly You could have just said 'don't judge,' or something. xD Clearly no one can actually know if it happened or not...but it doesn't matter. You either believe, or you don't. OP didn't have to mock the people who do, and the people who do shouldn't judge those who don't, as you are.
@TheRockadash
@TheRockadash 9 лет назад
Yuhck
@t-gmailaccount6796
@t-gmailaccount6796 8 лет назад
The bible is the single most important piece of literature of all time. It's directly responsible most of the historically relevant wars, indirectly causing civilizations to collapse, torturous animal slaughtering and executions (to honor their messiah who didn't even chose to be executed. In fact, it is mentioned that he prayed to God, asking not to be killed). The world definitely wouldn't be what it is today without the Bibble:
@thebackpack2550
@thebackpack2550 7 лет назад
T-Gmail Account nope he never prayed to God to not be killed he already new his purpose. Jesus was God he prayed to "himself" to show his disciples that they can rely on God and pray to him I'm every bad situation also you must not have read the bible so don't talk about what you don't know. Because I will mop the floor with you
@ohevetyeshua7678
@ohevetyeshua7678 8 лет назад
WE ARE TO OBEY GOVT LEADERS/LAWS, EXCEPT FOR WHEN IT DISAGREES WITH GOD'S HOLY WORD & COMMANDMENTS! THEN WE MUST OBEY GOD OVER HUMAN GOVTS. WE ARE NEVER TO SUBMIT, OBEY ETC. MAN'S LAWS WHEN IT CLEARLY GOES AGAINST GOD'S WORD. CHECK OUT THOSE WHO TOOK GOD'S HIGHER ROAD & DID NOT OBEY THE HUMAN 'LEADERS' OVER THEM, EG DANIEL, MESHACH, SHADRACH & OBEDNEGO TO NAME A FEW.
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 8 лет назад
Will you please cite where the Bible states that exception?
@Lyxi2000
@Lyxi2000 7 лет назад
I don't believe in god, but I still respect religion and people who believe in god. Y'all need to calm down. I'm french, and in the city I live, everyone lives happily together in harmony, christians, muslims, jews, atheist, induists (?) and every other religions I might have forgotten. Stop arguing guys, listen to this handsome gorgeous sexy amazing relaxing guy 😍😍 seriously tho, he's freakin hot omg his eyes and his voice and everything 😍
@ty7err
@ty7err 6 месяцев назад
Love your videos but you got most of this information incorrect. In the story of Job, it wasn’t Lucifer that presented himself to God saying that Job would turn his back. It was an Angel already in Heaven. In the story of Job they call this Angel Satan, because Satan is a title, not a name. Satan is anyone that opposes God. Must study this stuff, don’t just read it and think you understand it.
@BlackMaleASMR
@BlackMaleASMR 6 месяцев назад
I guarantee you that the majority of Christians disagree with you.
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