Super energy dark matter candle punch 

Yeah harnessing dark matter alright, it's called air genius!

More like Chi Bitch-Slap. Leave those poor candles alone dude. They never harmed anyone.

"we had love, but it died"

you should employ your super energy to tidy your room

I think thats the point

it looks like the flame of love died.

that kinda dark matter, combined with candle fire, is supposed to burn the whole room.

I really couldn't tell if you were being serious or not. I actually thought it was more entertaining thinking that there was someone who thought he could RIP OPEN SPACETIME WITH HIS EYEBALLS! rofl

Isn't that a joke from Naruto? Ripping spacetime with eyes...

from that distance, with a flame of that size? I don't think so.

Someones been watching too much DBZ...

This is so *aggravatingly* fake. You have gall, I'll grant you that.

Clean up your room

dude that was pretty bad. If you want to make it a lil more impressive, build up some distance between you and the flame, then tidy your room, THEN make your outlandish claims.

What a joke.