Super Hand (1975) 

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This funk single by "Stan Lee Hooker" is said to be based on real events Stan witnessed during his decade long friendship with fellow singer and musician Cornelius "Backhand" Jackson.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I'll tell you the story of a man
A radioactive pimp bit his hand
His hand grew ten times it's normal size
To help him get his money on time
He knew if a b*tch was telling a lie
Which was one hundred percent of the time
Super powers to make a b*tch listen
Then get her naked with s*x ray vision
Leap a police station in a single bound
Slapping bitches down to the f*cking ground
His name was famous across the land
They called him the pimp named super hand
[Chorus 1]
(Oh sh*t yeah) it's pimp named super hand
He had powers no other pimp had
(Oh f*ck yeah) it's pimp named super hand
That mother f*cker was super bad
[Verse 2]
He was given super human strength
He could hear the cops from miles away
Played the funkiest music ever played
I heard him sing "B*tch I wear a cape"
Pimp hand fast as a speeding bullet
That makes a b*tch pay up to the fullest
He hates snitches more than kryptonite
and when stupid bitches just can't act right
Super hand don't put up with lying
He will crush a cold b*tch in to diamonds
B*tch better have his money on time
Or super hand will do a super crime
[Chorus 2]
(Oh sh*t yeah) it's pimp named super hand
He had powers no other pimp had
(Oh f*ck yeah) it's pimp named super hand
That mother fucker was super bad
[Chorus 3]
(Oh sh*t yeah) it's pimp named super hand
He had powers no other pimp had
(Oh f*ck yeah) it's pimp named super hand
That mother fucker was super bad
[Outro End]
Oh sh*t b*tch mother f*ck yeah oh yeah