SUPERMAN VS ASTOUNDING MAN | Lois Lane Marries Who? 

With a mini-series along side it called "Lois Lane Divorces the DC Universe." I don't even think the Marvel Universe is safe from her.

@@bubbles784 she's going to marry Spawn, Lucifer, The Living Tribunal and The One Above All and Superman will be the best man!

@@mageside Superman is probably act smug and there's going to be a thought bubble that says "I wonder what kind of cake will be at the next wedding?"

@@bubbles784 all the while Silver Age Lois Lane still only wants Superman, and the story plays out with her somehow getting out of the marriage with superman not even lifting a finger to help her out, I just have to see this series of marriages falling apart and yet the dc universe and the image comics universe still wants to marry Lois Lane.

It will somehow at some point involves Lois Lane marrying the universe itself. As in, the Universe, not the people living in it.

She's lived quite a life.

Yes.

It’s almost like back then that’s all women were expected to do 😳

Even with horses 🐴💪🍎😉

Just remember, when people in comics of the 50's said "love at first sight" and "marry", they mean just fucking.

Dear Oggahmuga, I wish you the best of luck, you are the Xth person to marry her this week. [Substitute X with any number you feel like.] Please forgive me and the people on the bride side of the aisle if we appear bored (we are, I have tickets for a baseball game with Bruce on that day,) just know that we are genuinely happy for you. Yours, Superman P.S. I swear, if the cake is vanilla again; I will hurl the Earth into the Sun!

She knows what she likes and it works lol

Lois has very specific kinks

So, two old people using robots have fallen in love between robots.

Yes

Thank you. I will use this knowledge to my advantage

Layer? Layer of what?

Thanks, Sasha!!

I want DC to do this

Truer words have not been spoken lol

Lois is the champion of the Black Widow challenge.

I really like the idea of calling catfish 'Oggahmugas.' It sounds mean

@@AesculapiusPiranha Yup, don't get Oggahmuga'ed out here on social media

I'll marry anyone, but Superman. Lois Lane.

damn, lois got oggahmugas?

Lana had the shape shifting freak girl who was pretending to be her dead army boyfriend. Chloe had...was it Doomsday...who had Doomsday in human form?

With all the stuff he's shown Lois, she should flee in terror.

there needs to be one

Every Lois from every other continuity comics or otherwise needs to stage an intervention for Silver Age Lois and tell her these multiple marriages are too much.

Oogamooga is the name you come up with either at 3am, joking with friends, drunk or all 3.

blackrazer22 I can see it 😅

It sounds like the sound you hear when you get an Aku Aku mask in Crash Bandicoot.

They also must have stalker shrines.

😂 Comment when you get it. I'm waiting for this gold nugget of wisdom.

Makes note: Don't make Sasha shrine. Sasha shrines are creepy. Check. Makes second note: Don't make public comment on RU-vid about not making creepy Sasha shrine . . . D'OH!!!! Makes third note: Don't be creepy, period, exclamation point.

@@dithaingampanmei I spoke to my daughter about it and she tells me that as a woman it is almost impossible to tell joke creepy from real creepy unless you know the person really well. And that it can easily be upsetting either way in most cases. Even if they trust you absolutely you might bring back memories and/or feelings from some other creep. Which is obviously something to be avoided. The lesson therefore is that no matter how funny your joke is (and mine wasn't even all that funny anyway) if it could possibly be construed as creepy by anyone who might hear/read it then keep it to yourself. The potential fun/laughs your joke might cause doesn't justify the possibility of making the person upset or creeped out. Also, I need to be more aware that people on the internet are real and have feelings. If I was having this conversation in real life I would never have brought the subject up in the first place. Without meaning to be my initial post is indeed creepy. Which I apologise for Sasha, if you should see this comment.

That… honestly sounds like a really interesting story. Kinda like how the Reverse Flash targets everything *around* Barry specifically to make him miserable, this bastard decided that they’d make sure Superman lost whoever he cared about… but didn’t know Clark Kent was Superman, so their choices were “target Lois Lane,” “target Jimmy Olsen,” or “risk pissing off some other member of the JL for targeting *them*.” Sends a bust to every bachelor Lois knows (including Clark, there you go, now he has one,) and every man handsome and/or successful enough to be potentially tempting, forcing Superman to watch as the woman he loves has like 100 more viable suitors throwing themselves at her feet. Silver Age sensibilities state that she’d inevitably marry one of them and be happy without Superman, leaving him destitute! Go Bronze Age or later, and you can have the added dark twist of the magic being lifted after she’s married, making Lois’s husband fall *out* of love with her just as fast & leaving her trying to figure out what happened.

@@msf2399 He must send them to aliens on every planet in the universe.

Do you think Lois is the manufacturer and all of this is to sell her vanity products?

@@welch_inc6532 lol that'd be hilarious "If I'm going to get kidnapped/married off any other day at least let me make money off of it"

Yes

Henry VIII: Ladies...

@@ranwolf7650 Mickey Rooney: Pikers...

but it makes for great stories.

These videos have made me realize that Golden Age Lois was handled much better--it really was the Comics Code that did a number on her.

If only Amalgam was a thing in the 60s

Yes! 😃

Peter is broke lol she would never marry a broke lad

Yes. I want Sasha doing video on it too. It happens in issue Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen Vol 1 #21.

Well, before the real plot was revealed, I originally thought Astounding Man might turn out to be one of Superman's robots he disguised and reprogrammed as part of one of his periodic ruses to humiliate Lois to teach her some asinine lesson via Superdickery.

what i don't get wont astounding man notice something strange when he sees his wife always on earth while still in the kitchen getting coffee? or does he stop looking at earth after the marriage or think lois has a sister

Superman gets cucked a lot

She has a type

The writers are writing themselves into the story. Only, they don't know they're not hot. They also don't know women don't go for that.

@@toddnolastname4485 Pretty sure this isn't it... at all

I'm quickly realizing that Lois was "the Bella" before the Bella was a thing.

All these beings are clout chasers, lol!! If she were The Atom's girlfriend, they'd pay her no mind!

@@scottboswell6406 nor should they! not only is that woman disturbed, but she is a lawyer as well.

Lois has a good stable job

But how many letters are in your name?

Nothing can be as covoluted as the OUAT family trees lol

@@CasuallyComics You're not wrong. Also, I feel honored to be noticed.

OUAT doesn't have family trees as much as it has a family Gordian knot.

Better not pull a Zeus

Lois has been involved with more people than you think. There is still more marriages to cover! "Lois marries Devil" in issue Superman's Girlfriend #103! OR "Lois Lane marries Jimmy Olsen" in issue Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen Vol 1 #21 OR "Lois Lane marries Gangbuster" in late 1980s OR Do a video on the newspaper comic strip in the late 1940s, decided to do a twist - have "Clark Kent (NOT SUPERMAN) marry Lois Lane!" & Lex Luthor tries to keep Lois from marrying Clark.

Kevin McDougall. Almost too subtle :)

To be clear, the name Oogamooga made me laugh.