Suspiciously Specific 

When they test battery life on devices they don't need activity, the just turn it on and leave it running till empty . That's why the can legally advertise 30hour battery life when it may only last 12 in use.

I’m 99% sure that george’s fact about pineapples came from horrible histories

So I've been studying animals all year and I would like to say there is a big difference between the domestication of dogs and cats. Dogs were bred and domesticated by humans, cats literally fucking domesticated themselves. Cats have been walking to people's homes and claiming them pretty much for as long as there have been cats.

I once worked as a dementia care assistant and this woman was just casually telling me about how her dad had killed a guy. I was like ....right ..um..... uh... tea?

When George began to speak about his mobile game, I was anticipating the incoming RAID...

Another fact about Pineapples, King Louis the xiv was given a pineapple as a gift. He didn't know what is was and tried to eat it like an apple and it shredded his mouth. He got embarrassed and banned pineapples from France.

“How do you marry someone without going on holiday with them first?” Some of us aren’t as rich as you George. We’re not landlords.

5:38 to add to that yesterday my boyfriend told me a story abt someone shitting themselves and they had no extra clothes so they where just fukd he ended the story by putting on a serious voice and looking me straight in the eyes and saying “ALWAYS, be prepared to shit yourself”

I have a sneaking suspicion that a lot of the "elderly people confessing decades old murders" are old women who lived in a time when they couldn't get divorced so they offed their shitty husbands. I've heard quite a few such stories.

George when you backed up a bit your legs blended in with the carpet and you looked like a hovering torso. It was scarier than Hat Man

When it comes to taking stuff off the street, I think it comes down to what the item is. It's kind of weird to take an old sofa or a bed. Anything made of fabric really. But seemingly perfectly acceptable to take something like a chest of drawers. I got a new tv a couple of weeks back and it made the stand I had look ridiculously small. I looked online and found a couple decent ish ones. Made my way to the local Argos to get that bad boy. But at the end of the road next to mine was a glass two tier tv stand. Absolutely perfect size for my new tv. I phoned my neighbour Barry, he came and helped carry it back. I gave him a tenner and saved myself 40 quid on the stand. Result.

One tab on chrome for a laptop battery? Hell no, that would melt it. Literally just the BIOS in safe mode is probably where they get 8-10 hours from 😂

The world's hottest man is back

big fan of the horrible histories fact george, glad ur enjoying the show

I once fell asleep on a plane and awoke to rapturous clapping and people with their heads between their knees. Apparently while I slept, the plane had been trying and failing to land because the runway was full of snow. Was running out of fuel so when it did land it was literally the last attempt they had at it. Even then, in that circumstance, plane clapping is weird and wrong.

I can attest to the midwest farewell. Sometimes you stay by the door for an extra half hour because someone has more to talk about and keeps everyone hostage. We remember who they are and ask them to leave eariler so then they leave right when we want them to. We put too much effort into not looking like an asshole when we kick people out.

8:33 bro literally this. like oneday this cat just wonders into my barn outside and says ‘hey, btw this is my house now’ and she’s lived here for over 3 years and i cant imagine living without her and her child

every time george mentions a cat I become more invested in his content

“How do u marry someone without going on holiday w them” George, some of us are poor n the max we can do is a road trip which means no finding out if your SO is a plane clapper

the hat man is a very common hallucination of people that take a shit ton of drugs

“I haven’t been on Facebook in half a decade” Has he forgot about carp fishing buy and sell?

Planes are a marvel of engineering, a giant metal tube that flies hundreds of people from one location in the world to another? That deserves a clap

we saw my cat in a pub carpark. We stroked her and she followed us home and camped outside of our front door. Four years later she's still here.

If i ever would put old furniture out, i would laminate a piece off paper that says" shits free, take as much as you want", so people know they can take it

if there’s bots that say “let’s just appreciate that george gives us good content” i will jump off a bridge edit: damn, people really want me to jump off that bridge lmao

6:28 she ain't wrong those hour long videos are really interesting and engaging

The Hat Man is this common urban legend where people see shadow people lurking about their house and usually one off them is wearing a hat

Omg I always saved my stickers for a special occasion, but never identified what occasion is/would be special 😂

i remember when i was 7 , and the plane i was on the nose was too low . we bounced along the runway and we were told we might crash , we panicked but the nose was just a bit messed up at the end of it . literally the only time i’ve heard people clap on a plane .

The Midwestern bit is so accurate 🤣

As someone with an entire box of unused stickers that I bought purely for my amusement that is entirely correct

Mark Zuckerberg lost so much when George left Facebook 😔

The midwest one is so accurate.

Epic video once again george, top banger

I feel like we learned a lot about George today..

Love your vids bro

Horrible Histories is very accurate when it comes to history, and fun to watch

I got to visit Prague once. When our plane arrived back to Finland from Prague, the Czech passengers started clapping. I found it adorable.

My favorite masked man uploaded 🙏

I love all your vids so when I saw the notification I was so excited

The mobile game talk has made me realise I was watching george talk about another hyperfixation

"im gonna die anyway you can't arrest me" 💀

Let's appreciate the effort George puts into these videos for our entertainment.

When you talked about the addictive game I thought you were gonna segue into a sponsorship!

6:40 George was not prepared for supermarket simulator

suspiciously spepcisofics… nice one george

I remember being on a flight to Greece once. It was mostly foreigners on the plane. The landing was mostly uneventful. 80% of the people on board clapped. Then on the way back home to Holland, the landing had crazy turbulence and side winds. Plane landed at least 20 degrees sideways. No one clapped. One of the few times I ever felt proud of my country. Screw airplane clappers. Pilots just doing his job, we already paid him. 10/10 would fly home again.

The comic passing works in reverse I walk with a cane horrendously slow nothing is worse than someone too polite to pass

4:11 I had heard of plane clappers before, but I have only experienced it once. It was this summer when my family and I were on vacation to Spain, Barcelona and on our way back it was quite rough weather, but when landing in Helsinki everyone began to clap.

Sure the 4‘11 dude walks really really fast

Ive had my laptop for nearly a decade i kid u not (since 2015) and the battery is about 4-5 hours, apart from the constant lags and the fact you need to press down really hard on the cursor to click it back to place when it lags, its pretty good!!

george walking towards the camera at speed is terrifying

About time we got em out whey

When George was talking about the game he was playing, I thought it was a sponsored ad 😭😭😭

4:10 you say we should clap for all public transport and it reminded me of literally last night when I was in Cardiff Central train station and there had been a like 6 minute delay to the train I was catching and when it finally arrived I shit you not people just randomly started whooping and clapping and shit and I'm just sat there like "calm the hell down I know you just came back from the stereophonics concert but surely you weren't clapping that much that you hear a loud noise and just start cheering mun" 😂

Plane clappers only clap because theyre proud they survived

I was waiting for the ad read when he said "I've been really on this mobile game"

I very much relate to the cat thing at the end

5:05 GOD THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA OML. hate that it has to be done in the first place

How do you marry someone without catching a plane to go on holiday first? Think of all the Yankee Doodles without passports George!

Love your vids

While I was living in Germany, half of my furniture came from stuff others gave away or left on the street for grabs. In fact, if I didn't pick it up on the spot, it'll be gone by tomorrow. And I was living in Stuttgart which is one of the wealthiest cities in Germany, so no. We totally could afford buying stuff but... why wasting money?

funny enough while talking about random cats coming into your house I could hear chirping from my living room from a cat that comes by most nights (I keep my window open for my own cat about 4 cats came in the other night one of them used to come around about 2 years ago when it was a kitten)

i ONLY time i've ever witnessed airplane clappers myself was when we touched down in england during winter and the entire runway was just. ice. and when we landed it was... a very wonky experience 😭pilot did great tho obvs

You want to hear people clapping on planes? Come to Italy - Italians always clap when the flight lands on time. Lived here 20 years, have accepted this as my new reality lol

We had a cat come in and it slept under the couch, the next day we heard meows and after giving it food it kept coming back. Its no longer with us, it is being looked after by a family nearby.

I was talking to my nan the other day and she legit confessed she had to drown her dog cuz they couldn’t put it down humanely

On the apocalypse water thing you’d probably be able to find a lighter and a pot just boil the water and you’ll have drinking water

we used to have 5 stray cats come to our house for food bcuz we would always feed them, 1 got housed by someone else, we kept 1, 1 went to another street, 1 got taken away by the rspca and the other still comes to our house 🤷‍♀️

Hahah got that pineapple fact off horrible history’s

8:40 that’s how I got my cat juniper 😂😭

Sounds like football manager

specifically supercalifragilisticexpialidious

8:51 The cat distribution system

george has officially started playing clash royale

Not sure if this has happened before, or if you both know each other, but I hope to see George collab with Life of Boris some day! Would be interesting to see them swap outfits

For battery life don't use chrome it takes up too much operating power. Switch to fire fox to increase usage time of the battery.

The laptop battery is so fucking relatable

I can confirm that the thumbnail is true they tell you way more than you think they would

8:52 Lol my grandma shoos off any cat that’s even walking on the sidewalk in front of our house or on the other side of the street. Also mockingbirds dive bomb and attack them.

The 'welp' thing is so very real. It's strange.

Honestly, if you’re looking for ridiculous battery life in a laptop I really recommend the new MacBooks. The battery life is truly 10x better than other laptops I’ve used. It lasts me all day with ease and I’m not a light user, I regularly produce music on the go, and I still regularly get home with at least 20%

I relate to that last comment a lot.

Literally, the only reason I wouldn’t let a cat stay is because I have three dogs and I don’t want it to die but if I didn’t have dogs I would 110% take in the cat. I would probably take it to a shelter or give it to someone who I know wants a cat

the specific is the hardest word to pronounce in the human language prove me wrong

The first one is only Midwest US specific but it's very common anywhere in the region lol

In Britain its AGGRESIVE KNEE SLAP "right I best be leaving"

George stole that pineapple fact from horrible histories

You either learnt that pineapple fact from horrible histories or that weird show jedward had on cbbc in like 2012

cheeky horrible histories fact from george meme 😻

Like for Morbius 2

6:00 The hatman talked about in the hypnagogic archives.

So relateable

A lot of pilots are bad at smooth landings so when a landing is smooth, I clap. I loath when pilots land like the planes is going down stairs

i was waiting for the mobile game section to turn into an ad

2:51 GeorgeM jumpscare

0:08 In Denmark we say "Nå" and slap our knees

The thumbnail reminds me of that one guy who said he was the zodiac killer on his death bed🤣

8 1/2 hours that’s weak I once spent 22 hours watching Hulu in 1 day Yeah I’m mentally unstable

as a midwesterner that is very correct