This is too embarassing 

Please make this a series , it makes me feel better about myself 😂

The Stephen Hawking story, if real, is the best story I've ever heard in my life.

George just reading his diary under the illusion of it being fan submissions

petition to make george read fanfictions about himself

Y'know these make me feel better. I can no longer lay awake at night cringing knowing these weirdos exist. Thanks for your sacrifice.

I would love if George did a confession style video, similar to what Wubby did a while ago

george not knowing what a sistema twist n sip bottle is absolutely insane

How much you wanna bet that wasn’t Stephen Hawking, but just some random paralyzed dude?

How are you unaware of the twist-n-sip bottles? They were a huge part of my (And I'm assuming other people's) childhoods.

Why are 99% of the stories in this series about shitting or pissing yourself

The Vampire kid was Jared Leto.

I love that George considers morning wood "the body just checking everything is working" 😅 So apparently morning wood is like when you turn on a car and all the lights on the dash light up and the rev and speedo needles go to max for a second 😂 Systems check complete 🍆

I refuse to believe that Stephen Hawking story is real 😭

My partner saw Steven hawking at her school and didn’t know who it was. She said to her friend “who’s the spastic” and Stephen hawking overheard her. She said that she turned red when someone told her.

My five year old niece crawled under a commode and knocked a bucket of piss all over herself. funniest shit i've ever seen.

Childhood embarrassment is the most horrific thing, especially over the perceived shame and humiliation of "master baiting". Crying so hard that you throw up shouldn't be a common theme.

Please do more of these they’re so good 😭😭

I died imagining Homer Simpson walk into my line of vision 💀😂

Honestly I thought about sending my story, but hearing these stories makes me think "nah, it wasn't that embarrassing" 😂

this makes me feel sooooooo much better about myself

I once fell out of a window and got caught by a pelican and then shat myself This is how all these ‘true’ stories are told

Please keep this series going.. absolutely brilliant 😂

When my brother was like five, we were on a road trip and stopped at an aquarium on the way. He really loved the penguins and did not want to leave because it was the kind of setup where you could go in a little tunnel and pet them and this was like his dream come true. We finally dragged him away so we could get back on the road and like two hours into the trip we noticed he hadn't said a word. Dad leaned back and asked, "You okay there, buddy?" And he promptly replied, "I have a penguin in my backpack." When I tell you a car has never turned around so fast **P.S. by some miracle the penguin was fine, probably because my mom kept the car cold af. I don't know how he managed to just slip a whole ass penguin out of the aquarium though

So the restaurant banned you for having an allergy that caused you to vomit on someone (doesn't matter who it is). That seems very harsh to me, it was not his fault he was having an allergic reaction and was not able to run fast enough... I bet Steven would have been fine with it and felt sorry for the kid, but his carers stepped in too soon and blamed the kid (who like I said, DID NOTHING WRONG).

11:15 "hamsters always die in the weirdest ways"- George Memeulous

need a part 2

Love this series bro. Keep going

i used to have a grey Twist N Sip bottle until i left milk in it and threw it under my bed. I will never forget the stench that haunted that room for years

The vampire one hit too close, I used to pretend to be a vampire at a similar age, I ended up biting a kids neck incredibly hard that she had to go to hospital and instead of the teacher breaking down and crying she simply turned to me and went "got a bit hungry did you?" 😭

george story time is so good

cant wait to watch!

There is NO WAY that Stephen Hawking story is real. I can’t believe it

12:30 pretty sure theres cameras in elevators

Looking dapper as usual

i sincerely hope the person that eats their own foot peelings ends up in prison for their crimes

incredible content bro

I can not describe the satisfaction I feel when I get in a GeorgeM video

When I was 14 I use to look at lesbian porn on the family PC and my older sister got the blame lmao

Make more of these

these are hilarious pls do more of this

great video george

This surely was a confession!

As a kid I hated my countries accent, after watching years of American television, talking with American friends online, and doing an OE in North America I have got a relatively strong accent that many people comment on...the only people that don't hear it is Americans and Canadians lol

Rip Eric, probably only needed to have his sleeping chamber cleaned or the whole cage washed

That jar story reminds me of Alex and the piss bottle

the way i have a similar story to the vampire one lmao p4 was a weird time for me

i swear the hamster deoderant one was in the eboys confessions podcast episode

Holy shit I remember that Dan and phill fan fic it was one of my favs when I was a kid lol

That hamster story were it was accidentally gased. Me and by brother did the exact same thing but it was from using to much air freshener instead of cleaning out the cage lol

it’s ok Memiloud I forgive you!!!

THERE IS NO WAY GEORGE WENT OUT WITH A GIRL

Awe I wish I knew this was going on, I have a few horror stories LOL

The hampster lynx story was almost the exact same story as the one on the eboys podcast

I feel for the guy who didn’t have his read because he was 5 lmao. But George had to do what he had to do

George saying he was star struck by Robbie from AFTV had me dying and I don’t know why

Oh man, these videos simultaneously make me cringe in horror and sigh in relief that my embarrassing stories aren't as bad as these people's 😅

George is golden😇

wake up everyone, new GeorgeM video just dropped

I feel so sane now

9:31 man got the overused youtube shorts curse

The hamster one with the spray was on the eboys podvast

groge makes me giggle

Bruh the drinking blood thing. There was a kid who did the same thing. This boy licked my arm after I cut it on some thorns.

Love it😂

It’s funny, a girl shat herself in Spanish class in my secondary school, and we didn’t even make fun or anything. Ultimately strange when most people in my year were absolute pricks who liked to bully me just because I existed. If I had shat myself so publicly like that, I would never live it down. But hey, I’m glad no one made her life hell after that.

16:46 i hate to admit but i do this too, it is a good coping mechanism for me and is better than worse forms of selfharm i have a massive chunk of scar tissue on my foot now

thank groge

we need a drunk special uk football chant one George please make it happen was my birthday yesterday and it sucked! cheer a fellow UK Girl up i need it pretty please!

Why is it that I sent my confession to that email and the next day, the police kicked down my door? Grass

7:06 You think that's mad? Mate of mine ran in to Stephen Hawking in Stringfellows.

the dan and phil one is so real

someone throwing up on stephen hawkings makes me feel so much better about throwing up on jezza corbyns shoes once

Well this video started out interestingly.

spanish person here, its mALLorca (the "mall" is NOT ponounced like "shopping mall") english speaking people dont know how to pronounce our "ll" so i guess you're okay, for now.

8:53 *Speaking of Sharon Osbourne, I used to call her “Sharon Oswald”.*

12:36 THIS IS ME SECOND TIME IN A MEMEULOUS VIDEO BOSH

sent mine in, ready for george to bully me

YESS HI GEORGE ❤❤❤❤

Only real ones remember the Hampster story from the Podcast

I remember I made my college teacher leave 🤣

11:20 oh my god this story was on the eboys podcast like 2 years ago

Need to bring back the Seum gameplay

I Wonder How Many Crimes Where Commited Here

I'm not sure anyone can top that first one...

11:00 does anyone remember that one from the eboys confession podcast

the stephen hawking story fake asf 💀

reminds me of the eboys confessions podcast

2:04 my dad new that person or this is way more common than it should be

The Stephen hawking story is make believe

Both my primary and secondary schools i went to had a swimming pool in watch school

My mate saw Stephen Hawking in TK Maxx

That infants/primary school thing is a bit ambiguous, from Kidnergarten to year 6 is considered primary school, but priamry school itself is subdivided into infants and primary school.

16:46 relatable

Paster George

The second one was sheer alpha behaviour

hi mask man

When I was 15 we had a reserve teacher for our french class and she said that she didn't know french so she asked us to write letters to her about anything we wanted and she was sexy a.f. so I wrote her a letter asking her to meet me after school to get it on, she collected all of the letters and took them home that night to read them, her husband apparently helped her read them and he read my naughty letter and was absolutely furious. the next day i arrived at school to find the deputy head teacher waiting outside the gate and he told me to go home as the teachers husband was looking for me and I eventually got expelled from school, no regrets though!.

If you wanted a story about embarrassing stories, you could just talk about Lewis Buchan for 10 minutes

Was mine too much? Lol blame Canada

That first one was the most made up story ever, as if you remember that much from being 5