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@josephjiang7755 9 лет назад

Those two gals never break

@dero_oan 7 лет назад

Joe Jiang Vanessa occasionally does. I think in that skit called Regine or something (it had Fred Armisen)

@cumberlandbills 7 лет назад

Joe Jiang cause it's exactly the same sketch every time with a few words changed and different guest.

@miguel_leugim 5 лет назад

@@user-mx6tz3sz9g Vanessa Bayer

@user-mx6tz3sz9g 5 лет назад

@@miguel_leugim thans

@pranavkumar236 4 года назад

2:20

@ignaciob2 10 лет назад

because there's always one thing that never goes out of style: anal

@antomarafioti5707 7 лет назад

"One time i got banged to death for five minutes...Then i got banged back to life... Thank crystals" 😂😂😂😂

@jsoc99 5 лет назад

LOLLL

@manofcultural9697 4 года назад

It funny

@tanyachadha2819 4 года назад

Crissles

@UWalvern0810 2 года назад

Don’t you mean “crissles?” 😅

@StarkIller-df7gw Месяц назад

🤣🤣🤣

@cyrannodb 3 года назад

back when we could still go to malls, I'd start quoting this sketch everytime we walked by a sabaski kistal store.

@llongone2 8 лет назад

"No, thanks, Jose!" - I am using that from now on.

@obiwankenobi661 8 лет назад

+llongone2 also "no way, but thanks"

@randyranderson5122 3 года назад

What about, "see you later...Ali Larter."?

@dncviorel 3 года назад

@@randyranderson5122 that's terrible, who says that?

@StarkIller-df7gw Месяц назад

@@dncviorel porn stars! 😂😂😂

@randyranderson5122 3 года назад

Gotta love the piano music in the background! Elgance. Luzzury.

@Ttoby89 8 лет назад

They always rock this dumb sketch so hard, I always want the Big Star Guest to go away.

@tomiefilms 8 лет назад

Actually the Ben Affleck one was pretty good

@NomingTheNom 6 лет назад

do you know the name of the sketch? Thanks

@sapreenkekli2107 5 лет назад

Even the one with Chris Hemsworth

@antred11 5 лет назад

What are they parodying?

@rrrusty49 3 года назад

@AJ Estur ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-U9G3qtOUIpo.html

@ChrisOliver4307 3 года назад

"Crystals are 50 bucks, and they're diamonds."

@dncviorel 3 года назад

you can't beat that one

@chiaraoliver4045 5 лет назад

“hi i’m becky” “and I forget”

@duongho9909 3 года назад

Brecky lol

@randyranderson5122 3 года назад

"Diamonds are too esspensive, and heavy. No thanks, Jose!"🤣

@francescalbaines 6 лет назад

I like how they pronounce crystals “crissles”.

@thecoolfarhan1 7 лет назад

Dolki and gababa was the best

@daveslark 5 лет назад

With Thor

@sugandh86 3 года назад

I think you mean Douche and Go Bananas

@oculttheexegaming2509 5 месяцев назад

Also Bivugagi.

@TheBlarggle 3 года назад

Brecky lost and eye and part of her foot in butt-related incidents.

@gregoryeatroff8608 3 года назад

How do you know it wasn't the same incident?

@TheBlarggle 3 года назад

@@gregoryeatroff8608 Fair point.

@Alonetogether13 3 года назад

Also she dosnt have a butt

@carlmcleencabales9188 3 года назад

@@Alonetogether13 LOL

@mant94er 10 лет назад

and the "ew" wasn't gross, it was like "Uhhh"

@elfishyina432 5 лет назад

😄😄

@neurofire 5 лет назад

These sketches are pure genius - but I've got no more superlatives left for Cecily Strong - used em all up watching her other clips. She is insanely talented. And how could anyone not love Vanessa Bayer. Where's my thesaurus...?

@MrDino1953 5 лет назад

neurofire - It went extinct when an asteroid hit Mexico about 65 million years ago.

@deejayguppy6087 Год назад

Your thesaurus is getting awesomified at the jewellers. What's being put on said theeeeesaurus? Sabaski crissals.

@ChrisEightyNine 9 месяцев назад

@@deejayguppy6087 Theeeesaurus? Who got the wrong SNL skits, that's Emma Stone in the Pete Davidson posters skits haha

@veenhadley 9 месяцев назад

I love these 2 immensely talented women! These skits make me laugh every. Single. Time.

@rose2dimples 8 лет назад

you can tell Jamie is trying not to laugh

@tet6013 9 месяцев назад

I think my favorite little touch in this sketch is that they actually did mention the cues for Foxx to enter each time. It's the attention to little things that makes SNL so good.

@Jluyoungzone 9 лет назад

Banged to death then banged back to life loool

@rayyana.8538 4 года назад

Ah yes the miracles of porn lol

@StarkIller-df7gw Месяц назад

@@rayyana.8538 🤣🤣🤣

@ThePuckett7 Год назад

“did somebody mention shelves?” 😂😂😂😂

@MyPunkGang 3 года назад

Jamie Foxx is the best guest. He’s the only one plays along and doesn’t act like it’s all one big joke (which it is). The guest Vanessa and Cecily deserve.

@jg2722 Год назад

Adam driver is the best one

@potyr6709 7 месяцев назад

😂r

@blazaybla22 Месяц назад

I mean to be fair he’s the one with years of actual experience leading a sketch comedy show

@topgurl9313 8 лет назад

these two women are perfect every single time xD

@woudgy Год назад

I love that Cecily's character never gets a name in any of these sketches

@StarkIller-df7gw Месяц назад

She forgot!😂😂😂

@aparna2701 3 года назад

I love how this sketch just starts with "gliss"

@joefreeman3087 3 года назад

"My soup ain't complaining."

@tomitstube 2 года назад

"my brain doesn't function, it got banged off it's axis."

@hughlivingstonbarclay4892 7 лет назад

Cecilia Strong is brilliant in every sketch! Her and Kate McKinnon need to do a movie together!

@davidmarek535 2 года назад

Aidy needs to be in that movie to!

@ginalinettispaghetticonfetti 2 года назад

Yes!!!!!

@5orgen51 10 месяцев назад

Kate bombed in the movie she did. No thanks.

@vdanielpineda 3 года назад

Am I the only one who keeps coming back to these pornstars sketches?

@busteroaks402 3 года назад

Nope!

@stormglass2882 3 года назад

Me too. After so many years. I wish they'd bring these porn stars back! 🙌

@natureandphysics403 3 года назад

Not yet, not yet

@miasmith1429 3 года назад

Same they're my favourite

@busteroaks402 3 года назад

@@miasmith1429 just watched it again!

@lizrivera389 2 года назад

Can you imagine if someone learned English by watching these? That would be hilarious 😂

@artimp152 Год назад

It would help bankers preparing for their visit to their New York Hedge Fund..

@joylastname3035 3 года назад

Snl, I need a compilation of all these videos!

@ctwriter1670 Год назад

Simply hilarious… perfectly written, brilliantly acted

@k.wheeler4449 Год назад

Just coming across these sketches and I can't help but laugh at several parts of them. At first, I thought Vanessa (Brecky) said she lost part of her foot in a bus. I had to go back to listen again to hear it was in a butt hahaha, how did that happen🤔... Lol, so many hilarious lines "One time I thought I was asleep, but I was drug dead. Then, I noticed a Swarvoski Crystal on my wrist and I thought OK" I like how seeing the crystal made the situation fine😂

@girlyghoul 9 месяцев назад

Oh, I thought she lost her foot in a BUTT! Either way, OW! (But, thanks Crystals!)

@ChristopherZavalaVlogs 3 года назад

Wish Jamie would do comedy again! Grew up watching him on In Living Color

@massimosquecco203 4 года назад

I m in love with both of them!

@4asovoi 7 лет назад

I lost part of my foot. It broke off in a butt. OHMYGOD WHO WROTE THIS?!?!?!?

@Joest75 5 лет назад

Red Forman, perhaps

@ixlnxs 4 года назад

Well I used to say "don't you make me break my foot in your ass!" 20 years ago.

@basilmarasco1975 3 года назад

@@ixlnxs Or they (the grown-ups) would say, "I'll stick my foot up your ass." 50 years ago.

@CamdenBloke 3 года назад

I used to go into the Swarvoski shop at the mall as a child and think they looked really cool. I haven't thought much about them since then.

@amronkal 7 лет назад

got banged to death for five minutes. LOL

@aaronjames5276 3 года назад

God damn, these sketches are so hilarious. They area so freakin' funny.

@alliwhite3941 3 года назад

*are

@The_Infamous_Boogyman Год назад

He makes a good point. Diamonds are a serious waste of money when glass or "crystal" looks the same for much cheaper. But i always love these skits

@joemachi5225 3 года назад

8 guys at once, *holds up 5 fingers*

@lokeshpaul8880 6 лет назад

These two are awssssmmmm

@Daewonnni 3 года назад

One of the most underrated skits in the history of SNL

@johncheetham4607 10 месяцев назад

Not seen this clip in ages. Absolutely hilarious 😂😅😂

@black76561 4 года назад

I love these two

@rukiyebasak8976 3 года назад

Jamie's entrances A ma zing 😂

@user-fh1do9xb4n 9 лет назад

4:02 :D Love them!

@ghostintheshelf9097 7 лет назад

So much talent it's scary.

@MatteBlacke 6 лет назад

Might be the best snl series ever

@UWalvern0810 2 года назад

“I was just drug-dead.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@JustinLeeper Год назад

I’m a Cecily fan, but losing a part of a foot in a butt is maybe the funniest line in these Porn Stars sketches.

@Njoylyf247 3 года назад

Awesome, I want moree of these gurls.. they rock 👍👍

@FoxRivers778 3 года назад

"I lost part of my foot. It broke off in a butt". Later, Jamie Foxx did break, right? "There's one thing that never goes out of style"

@mariantopham6907 3 года назад

Sammy Stamina 😂😂

@balalunga1 4 года назад

How can they stay serious?!? 😂

@BrandonHardaker Год назад

These two were hilarious together

@dimpsey3 10 лет назад

LMBAO..THIS IS SO DAMN FUUNY.LOVE THESE LADIES

@okmega22 3 года назад

That's an impressive set considering they're doing this commercial on spec...

@CL-lo4wd 3 года назад

Can’t get enough...

@sebastianwach8767 5 лет назад

Świetnie zagrały ten epizod. 🖒🖒🖒😆😃

@carlplz00001 6 лет назад

Aaanal....! 😂 😂😂😂😂👌🏿

@emonkey77 10 лет назад

love these sketches! they are really funny in these

@christownsend7552 3 года назад

Sharky crystals

@rubabtariq4309 2 года назад

Both these ladies are rockstars.

@monstahouse 7 лет назад

We're gonna miss you Vanessa :'(

@kayedecena7994 6 лет назад

monstahouse is she leaving!???

@CanItAlready 3 года назад

In one of these Brecky lost an eye when it was sucked out by a butt. In this one she lost part of a foot when it broke off in a butt. Did they keep that going through all of these? 🤣