T-34's Bridge Duel Synced to Cheeki Breeki Hardbass Anthem 

BRUH SAME

@Hans Blitzkrieg yeah that really shoudl not happen, especially since at that range the angle is lessened becasue you are aiminng at a negative angel...

45mm of Stalinium = 450mm normal Steel

@@thebravegallade731 is Russia, is stalinium, no fysics

@Hans Blitzkrieg no more like: ohhh no my tank splits in half

and he was fighting a Kliment Voroshilov 2

@@britishneko3906 1 HE SHEELS AND HES DONE

@@adamdwiandhika3665 yes

If you watched the movie is name is jager

@@turiipipip1920 I do not understand

Oh panther of the lake what is your wisdom *Turns on tow hook*

the panther drowns but not the crew xD

@@panzerofthelake506 Those Russian need to stop making T-34s

Der Panzer commander vas flattened into schnitzel, ya? /;p Sorry, just couldn't resist that! Enschulegen! Bad commentor, keine schnapps fur mir!

You know why the crew are injured and bleeding

The drivers hatch is open, they shot the spare track links.

>stalinium my sides

No of course panther cannot pen the armour of T34 but it can pen the T-34

That not panther but king tiger

@@CarvingSandy that’s a panther

Oh hey it's matsimus

Oh hi there

this t-34 was blessed by stalin himself and lathered in vodka for extra armour on top of the Blyatium.

Indeed comrade

western spy model

@SweexFCC ... T-34

What do you mean. This is accurate like Lazer.

Gerros Calago The entire White Tiger movie: pff amateurs

The russian had whoever was on that plate on their side.

3 words: *Battle of Kursk* You're welcome 😎👍.

Games and Science yes lol

*T-34 The hyphen is important because "T34" is a completely different tank. I will always be this petty about it.

@@SaltySwede **AMERICA BIAS**

@@SaltySwede yeah since the T34 is big chungus of an american heavy tank

Sekrit dokuments comrade

That one T-34 that took out three Tiger II's in one firefight: *laughs in Stalinium*

@@TheGreatThicc well it isnt impossible. Tiger 2 p's are quite vulnerable to T-34-85 tanks.

can relate

@@gamingwithd1782 /* Nothing *\

@@submarinoflotador4532 he knows

Youll be peeing so hard before you even take him headon

imma just reverse tbh you don't frick with hardbass

imaging being in a tank and soon you hear ANGRY FUCKING ENGINE NOISES edit: i was using the 15cm Sig, and the engine was scaring the shit out of my friend

not as scary as hearing the banjos comin from the trees in the US, but close

"Brand new T-34/85 Hardbass variant. Comes with extra vodka space and armored external speakers for yoloing to hardbass." Panther commander: "....I'm going home."

No

@@yuurichito1439 Yes

Even has the impenetrable driver hatch!

@@BeeWaifu shh lordtachanka has spoken, his word is ultimate

@@MrMASOS *yes*

X2

Yea I'm testing this. I will ram a Panther D with my T-34-85 off a bridge like the movie did.

@@GuyInBlackClothes I did that to a German M41 in WT's Tunisia. He killed my gunner,so I rammed him at like 40 kph and launched him off the bridge. Guy was upside down,so all he could do was call me a cheater in chat>all.

@@_lordtachanka_2314 lmao

and the slav in you is drinking codka and squatting and crying tears of joy that this master piece was created

the gun is 85 mm, that where it gets its name

@@jason_flash7356 r/whoosh

Music: STALKER

@@makskapycta4561 ye

@@ciel_love damn it, you got me

The t34 fires aphe or aphebc so it has a blistic cap so it flys faster

So it would kill the panther d If you made to shot count even if the diver hatch wasent open

@@Madviking1978 the 85MM was incapable of penetrating the front hull of the Panther from any range

The driver was too busy shitting himself.

your Armour Piercing, High Explosive Capped Ballistic Capped means nothing to my tanks stalinium armour

Regular match in War thunder.

Advance to the Rhine moment

Uptiered like always

Just like the hetz on the jumbo situation

@@williambenedictalava2634 yes 😂

>russian bias >Bounces at tiger/panther/pz3/Allah >Worst pen at distance >Worst armor >Worst AAs and attackers But at least it fries european asses

Anyone wanna mention how practically every American tank passed tier 3 is impenetrable nar? Or does only Russian bias exist in their mind.

No cap

@@billybobjoe7372 ur mums cap.

Whenever I play it is always an uphill battle. If it's not shells bouncing of enemy tanks or getting bitchslapped from across the map its the ungodly repair costs that make the game grind

Are you kidding me. That man looks so German its almost scary

@@Tageslicht He has a typical German look. He's tall and thin he has a thin face and so on. He just looks like many people in Germany in his age

Just a sec, let's fetch the Nazi skull calipers and see if he measures up.

@@evanhughes7609 Aaaah, congratulations! You're a mutant.

no that guy looks pretty german

And the killfeed

I Agree

-WIE FICKE ICH ES, ICH STANZE NICHT?! ICH HASSE DIESE SOWJETSCHEN LESUNGEN! -Oricum, regele Carol e rahat! -Es bueno que no haya entrado en este zarub. -そして、なぜ明神を復元したのですか？ -Premere F per rispettare.

@@titanmegalit8428 not wanna but the italian part at end is better "premere F per portare rispetto"

@@davidecarucci1073 Ok, thanks.

Yes it really is bad

Mate, it's Tank Porn. You throw historical accuracy out the window and enjoy violating the laws of physics, like the Geneva Convention

@bigbenhoward white tiger was pretty good, it had tiger raping the russian tank divison.

@@CommonCanc really? An auto-loading tank killing a horde of t-34s? Honestly this movie was better than Fury

@@the8bitclicker_193 the effects are worse

fk,i can hear this sound

(the tank was angling and got hit in like the most armored spot possible (track links))

"we've just ding'd them"

"well we're dead c'mon gunther and hans lets surrender and get shot" - some random german tank commander

Tank cannot move during repair: Enemy tank causes fire No FPE

Wot : instant repair with repair kit

@@LordOfChaos.x "Our Tracks been hi-" "Track repaired. Move on!"

@@markipoo2648 *ONE OF OUR TRACKS IS DAMAGED WE'RE IMMOBILIZED*

Tank Driver: We don't need repairs where we're going *Steps on the gas*

World of tanks/War thunder the movie

@@alexandru.g8746 in war thunder at least if you destroy the tracks it stays in the place and doesnt start drifting

@@RafeMcCawley393 it did look cool tho right? I think that its a bit unrealistic but its more epic and tense then if it would be 100% real

*after only Fury

Intelectual Baguette no lmao it doesn’t look cool nor awesome

But never when I’m in the t-34. Everyone has functional netherite driver hatches except me.

@@carl9022 same

yeah except im the one that always gets clapped by a panther sitting allllll the way across the map

@@carl9022 I dont trust that driver hatch one bit. If for whatever reason I would go up against some T-34 in say 7.7 with my Maus, I still wouldnt shoot the driver hatch even if it was the only part sticking out

JakeTheTankmaster yup. I did that once. I was at a high elevation firing down onto one, the angle was almost 90, it bounced. T-34 is superior to t-34.

Ja

Well in this the germans stiped befire shoting

The tiger loader in fury had a stroke mid battle f in the chat for him

@@giovanniscarano2027 so is his commander and the gunner lmao

You're actually comparing this to fury lol I'm pretty sure on that scene where it didn't pen the front hull of the T-34 was not impossible, since it might have hit either the machine Gunner's port or the driver's hatch, which are angled and are about 75mm in thickness, the driver's hatch is absolutely invincible my dude.

Me and the boys vs a tier Vll Panther tank with a tier Vl T34-85

War thunder in a nutshell

@@mykur7497 T44 intensifies*

@@RodrigoSilva-ue4er I'M GETTING PTSD, HANS GET ZE PANZER FAUST AND CALL IN ZE PANTHERS

@@mykur7497 sorry to say, but it aint gonna be enough. i got swarmed by one of the first T-34's in the russian tectree while driving my Tiger 2 P and i bounced all my shells wich was 40 in total. i got fucked by RNG. in other words, *i fought the ruski and they won, i fought the ruski and they spun.*

@@zerrierslizer1 GOT I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS

That isn't awesomeness, that's just dumb. Haha let's make the tank swerve and use nauseating camera cutting and angles to make it look like it's doing it faster than it should, while the entire thing still would've resulted in the T-34s destruction anyways, because it would've been really easy to hit regardless. Also, let's put it after a scene where it was vulnerable and relatively stationary for multiple seconds and wasn't shot anyways.

@@maxdwyer8761 Right, so you get to decide what's cool. Sorry, didn't get the memo.

@@jianng7795 Well, I mean, if you think a tank swerving side to side on a road less than ~12 meters in width and apparently not getting hit is "awesome" and not just dumb, almost to the point of being comedic, feel free. I mean sure, if it's not gonna be realistic, might as well make it look cool, but is a tank just swerving really all that cool? I'm just questioning if that is really what holds up to the descriptor of "pure, distilled awesomeness". You do you, feel free, but a tank literally just swerving left to right doesn't exactly inspire awe or impressiveness, does it? You apparently think so, and that's fine, I'm, just disagreeing. Doesn't mean I think I'm the authority or something.

@@maxdwyer8761 Glad we're in agreement.

@@maxdwyer8761 if it was realistic there would be no movie. So I apreciate the cinematic directory. At least we have some cool tank battles to watch. Even in fury we all know the tiger would have just triversed instead of just moving it's turret but if it did that again no movie. And no a tank swerving isn't that cool but it keeps you on the edge of your seat like it's supposed to. To explain to someone why the movie isn't cool to someone who thinks it's cool is kind of a dick move. Just saying. If you think it sucked that's alright but don't go down here just to tell someone why you think they are wrong. I'm not disagreeing with you and I'm not agreeing with you. The movie had its fair shere of cool stuff. But it also had its fair shere of not so cool stuff. All around it was just meh movie. Anyway I'm leaving it there I'm starting to annoy myself at this point.

He went too hard on the throttle and over revved, which is why he lost.

The sausage cops are still after boris

Iiiiiiis Boris!

Never fear. *BORIS IS HERE*

XD

@@joebennett9422 XD

It isnt a plate

Painting, but whatever. Pretty sure he was in the machine-gunner's position, so he didn't have much to really do without a machine-gun.

Upon further inspection, it is a painting. Thanks for the correction

yee

Was he not hoping for the protection of Our Lady?

Russian bias realism

@Lubię szynszyle 4 tankmen and a dog

Fast and Fury

Slow and serious in real life!

It was actually "filmed" in czech

@@kebab2275 I know, Im from Czechia

ded

This time, we are talking about Gaijin XD

Not gon lie I got mad gaijin bias for all the shit they do it’s better than wot

Ofc yes because they're Russian

@NepoleonBunaparde games dont have to be realistic to be fun. I'll always take gameplay over realism. I did play war thunder, though with alot of suffering and pain

"wounded chariot leader"

just use the medkit he will be able to do his job again 😁

75 seconds of charging

If some one was there on the captain place.... Then his head shall go boom

@@transmissiongone there where someone just look again in .50

more like warthunder the movie but ok

WoT CGI and WT Russian Bias

@@du_nut_tuch_me4230 WoT has Ruskie bias too, are you high?

t34 in wot is not biased my guy you were saying about war thunder wot has a lot less bias that the RuSsIaN GaMe about tanks XD

@@kacperwandas5069 I now direct my question of whether one is high to you. Where the fuck exactly do you think Belarus is in regards to the Soviet Union?

it hit the track links lol (and the tank was also angling)

@@arandomperson7713 the tank didnt angle in the scene at even if it did it still wouldve went straight into the crew

@@t-90wantsyoursoul43 You forgot to take the Stalinium bias into account lmao

@@surkhabsingh5856 ah our mistake for forgetting to calculate the stalinium enhanced armor that has given the t-34 the ability to bounce all incoming shells

@@t-90wantsyoursoul43 haha your username too lmao XD

I WOULD CONSIDER RUSSIAN BIAS AND panther have effective pen of 190mm how did it not got thru no this is warthunder bug not WOT HP system

@@itsalmostfun8567 Or a hacker joined the game

5.3 br 85 blyat round fucks everything

It fucks angled tigers to bcs of caped ballistic shell

Is it stupid and over the top? Yes. Do I love it _because_ of that? Absolutely.

@@SaltySwede I mean, yeah, besides wasn't it done by Wargaming?

@@gian.4388 Idk.

@@SaltySwede Cause the vfx look really similar to those of Wargaming videos, wouldn't be surprised if they did the 3D animations

@@gian.4388 Or they used the same software that Wargaming has.

Yeah, I agree. Although wehraboos are getting angry about it because the panther could not pen the T-34's front hull, but it most probably hit either the machine Gunner's port or the driver's hatch, which are 75mm in thickness and is angled, nothing can pen that.

This has gotta be one of the most stupid scenes of tank combat I've ever seen, t34 crew had the power of God and anime on their side and the Germans were all from an asylum. You'd think with all this propaganda the Russians didn't lose multiple times more people and tanks than the Germans

@@antimatter4733 Did you actually watch the movie?

@@MistahFox I've seen enough

@@antimatter4733 Ok cool. I didn't know you could judge the rest of the movie and it's impact on pop culture as well as the intent behind it's creation from a meme edit. I love it when people speak like an authority on things they know absolutely nothing about, and try to convince others at the same time. Every debate, every discussion, every observation and conversation has to be poisoned by people like you who judge while knowing nothing at all about the discussion they plague. Stop worrying about things you don't understand. Don't worry, people don't think German tanks are bad because of one movie, they know German tanks are bad because of history.

T 34 sees schwerer gustav in backround Ohh blyaaaatt. Germans ohhh jaaaaa

Finaly a man of culture

That was fun comrades. It hurt though

A yes a man of culture aswell

oppa!

Also my t34 stopped after losing track I feel cheated

Instructions unclear the viewport turned into a black hole and absorbed my shot

German secret blackhole technology xd

Nep Nep tbh the Russians and the Germans have secret black hole technology for their viewports.

Oh yeah forgot about the Russian ones lol

Bully: "Lets have vodka comrade!!!" The one he bullied: ok lets RUSH B!!!

Thats just Russian Bias my friend

400 inch Stalinium at work

@@jeek3452 no 1 mm of stalmanium

It’s on a road, they only had trouble with going up the Russian hills.

Kaden Volan r/whoooosh

@@apollo8155 stfu

TheRocco's 7u7 i did a few weeks ago

Spam Spam r/IHaveReddit

I like how even if that bullet bounced it would go right into driver hatch

Plot armour my friend. Just like in fury how the Sherman Firefly was saved 2-3 times with plot armour. I'd be much happier with the ending with the firefly being absolutely decimated by that hidden anti-tank gun in the first 15 minutes of the movie.

@@TamamoF0X it wasn't a Firefly, it was a 76. I think they called the specific variant the "Easy Eight" type

@@colinscherer7212 my mistake, I get those 2 mixed up.

i mean if they hit the sloped side of the turret or had the hull more angled then it would have been fine (if somewhat lucky)

Yeah, relatable. Especially the ricochet at point blank range.

where?

@@arandomperson7713 if it was real life The first shell it hit the front plate would have been also the last one

@@LordOfChaos.x well i do admit that this movie is a bit innacurate, not because that shell shouldn't have bounced but that the "elite" panther commander should have aimed for anywhere in the turret. if you look "carefully", you can notice that the tank is angled, the armor is angled and that the shell hit in the most armored area possible (+track links act as extra armor)

@@arandomperson7713 You might get like, an extra 10mm on top of angled, but still only 45 mm plate. The Panther can penetrate like 150mm at that range. No amount of tracks is gonna save you.

@@Appletank8 well yes, but actually no

Especially the beginning of this movie

You are your brain.

@@SEX_TRAINER ok

Do not you fucking dare to whooosh me.

Lol same

Good jod, comrade brain. Now he is recruited...

Still leagues above girls und panzers.

i have shot T-34s with panthers in their cupolas and not one shouted them.

@bigbenhoward i think that in real life, if a shell went trough the cupola, all crew would be at least totally stunned

The Panther Ausf. D could have *maybe* loaded APCR, which, since it has no explosive filler, would not have detonated and only made some shrapnel fly around the inside of the tank. And, no, I'm most certainly raging too.

Yeah. Its like it used AP solid shot. Actually there would have been dpalling from that, so not AP but HEAT.

Panthers used APHE, so depending on the fuze, the round should have penetrated and detonated inside the turret killing everyone in the tank

Rumour is, if you say "Tiger" into a mirror three times, a Wehraboo will appear and sob about how Fury didn't end at the ambush scene with the entire cast being killed by Superior German Ubermensch(TM)

@@0lionheart *intense thonk*

It's as dense as w.o.t players 🗿 I know that because i was one

sovietboy 2006 Trần Quốc Thuận yea me too comrade

Germany suffers like their transmission

@@britishneko3906 true lol

STuGs and Leopard 2A6 are the only 2 examples of German Bias

You Go to Gulag

What movie is it?

Bro this movie starts off with some crazy guy trying to outrun a tank in a fucking Soviet truck towing Babushka’s home cooking wdym

@@rdx1419 Trailers before the actual movie starts

Ha I play WoT and trust me I deem it worse than Fury when it comes to historical accuracy

@teletubbykiller54 average wt player have butthurt cuz they can't understand that wot isin't simulator cuz they are idiots, PS object 268 v4 was popular like 6 months ago you normie

Can I just enjoy both games

Wdym? This is a documentry 100% real and accurate to history.

@@szynszylku1447 It was actually popular 1 year ago

He was following the commanders orders. Not to mention the over the top plot armor of this movie. The shell that hit the tank head on would have killed most of the crew

@@thedarkestnight9600 I'm not complaining. My pride as a german is just a tiny little bit hurt

Also, consider that he was trying to align the turret using hand cranks, not by just moving a computer mouse a little bit. Aaaand also probably hyped up on adrenaline. Aaaand also trying to coordinate with his crew and commander. So, it was a *teensy* bit more difficult than you might think. If War Thunder is any example, then that Panther D must have had to be firing either high-explosive or smoke shells at that T-34. Maybe at a kilometer or more, if it hit the side armor at a weird angle, then it would bounce. But not at frickin' point-blank range!

Oh, also... I think that there was some part of the video that was cut. Unless the T-34 kept pushing, there would have been no way that Panther could have gone over the edge. Only about 3 feet of one of its tracks were over, nowhere near close enough to its center of balance to tip it.

@@abercrombieblovs2042 For the handshake that wasn't shown, Ivushkin stepped on the Panther in order to shake Jäger's hand. This made the Panther oscillate towards the T-34 and away from the edge of the bridge, thereby creating potential energy sufficient to drop the Panther into the river. Jäger initially tried to pull Ivushkin down with him in that handshake, but realized that he was physically too weak at that point to maintain that kind of grip, and so let go of his own volition. By that point, he had destabilized the Panther's already precarious position enough to send it over the bridge, with him in it.

Germans made Das Boot, widely regarded as one of the best war films ever made.

@@generalstrike7187 and Russians made Come and See, also regarded as a great war movie

@@dirankomorov Sounds good - I wasn't really sticking up for Germany as a nation so much as pointing out this idea that something in their 'national character' prevents them from making war movies is jingoistic nonsense. Sure, when Germans make war movies there are certain considerations...but those can contribute to making better war movies than the sentimental, chest-thumping rubbish churned out most of the time.

they made Der Stern Von Afrika its as old as 1960s ig, was about elbe 14 if ukwim

@The dislike button Ja, we did.

its not like the gameplay changes that much

i can relate

Yeah pretty much

You have eyes of an eagle. I didn’t see it until you mentioned it

@@evantan7796 No problem ^^