Be Tacticooler: *Decompress into existence *Give child hydrochloric acid *Bend reality and the laws of physics to do a cool backflip *Stop being sentient
The Tower said to the Tacticooler, “ are you tactical because you give soda or do your give soda because you are tactical”. And the Tacticooler simply replied “Throughout the Splatlands and Inkopolis I alone am the backflip one”.