take me to church - hozier (cover) 

chloe: "so my voice isn't at peak performance" also chloe: *sings with the voice of an angel and blows my mind*

therapy: *expensive* videos of chloe singing: *free and 100% effective*

Chloe: “My voice isn’t at peak performance “ Also Chloe: *angelic singing ensues*

so this is where all the lesbians went

chloe: my voice is not at its finest also chloe: i guess ill sing hozier AND SHE KILLS IT! please teach me how

She looks like that sweet witchy girl at a library, a coffee shop or at an antique witch shop that likes to study about witches and drinks tea

chloe: my voice isn’t at peak performance also chloe: *sings like an absolute angel*

Hozier if you’re being held hostage in front of Chloe clap twice.

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HER PURPLE HAIR????? SO PRETTY HONESTLY I-

chloe: **starts singing ** chloe, immediately: **looks to the side dramatically **

My lover's got humor She's the giggle at a funeral Knows everybody's disapproval I should've worshiped her sooner If the Heavens ever did speak She's the last true mouthpiece Every Sunday's getting more bleak A fresh poison each week "We were born sick", you heard them say it My church offers no absolutes She tells me, "Worship in the bedroom" The only Heaven I'll be sent to Is when I'm alone with you I was born sick, but I love it Command me to be well A-, Amen, Amen, Amen Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death Good God, let me give you my life Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death Good God, let me give you my life If I'm a pagan of the good times My lover's the sunlight To keep the Goddess on my side She demands a sacrifice Drain the whole sea Get something shiny Something meaty for the main course That's a fine looking high horse What you got in the stable? We've a lot of starving faithful That looks tasty That looks plenty This is hungry work Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife Offer me my deathless death Good God, let me give you my life Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife Offer me my deathless death Good God, let me give you my life No masters or kings when the ritual begins There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin In the madness and soil of that sad earthly scene Only then I am human Only then I am clean Oh, oh, Amen, Amen, Amen Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death Good God, let me give you my life Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Offer me that deathless death Good God, let me give you my life

*Comments section:* 10% - Wow, her voice 10% - Shes beautiful 10% - Whats she looking at? 20% - Impractical Jokes 50% - Cure for Homophobes...?

Chloe: does hard voice thing Also Chloe : *adorable face scrunch* Me: *Screaming at the cuteness*

Me: " I want to sing to live" Chloe: *starts to sing* Me: *cry*

I realized what makes this cover feel so emotional, its that breathy note that she hits as she transitions from "worship like a dog" to the "at" that comes after: example 1:20 to about 1:22 she puts such emotion into it, it really captures the feeling of Hoziers original song, love you Chloe

Me: has no allergies Her: has allergies Me: sounds like a mutated whale with respiratory problems Her: sounds like pure light somehow

Y’all keep asking who she’s looking at when she’s not looking at the camera, it’s obviously Hozier being held captive, giving her a thumbs up

guys stop asking lesbians who the “man in the relationship is” it’s hozier

me: i’m straight, i don’t like girls chloe: *lmao no*

"the only heaven I'll be sent to is when I'm-" *listening to your covers.*

Me, sick: can’t even speak properly Chloe, sick: sings like an angel, cures depression with her voice,

Chloe: *breaths* Everyone: *GAY PANIC ATTACK*

I miss Chloe posted videos like this

If my voice sounded like hers I would never shut up. Chloe is amazing!!!!!

hozier is so tender toward women in his lyrics,,, this is why lesbians stan him

me: *is sick* chloe: *is sick* my voice: *sounds like a dying horse* chloe's voice: *still sounds like an absolute angel*

why are we not talking about Chloe's hiccup squeak thing she did when she laughed!!

You have a gorgeous transition between your falcetto and your headvoice. As a boy with some range, I try to do that as seamlessly as you but tbh, it just comes across and angsty and choppy. I'm too prideful to work on it, but videos like yours where I can practice quietly with passion just feel real. You give sense of earnest and real emotion with how you sing and it just helps people like me who have only a fraction of the talent allow themselves to just express it. In short, you're siq. You da best. I know this was years ago, but on the off chance you see it, you're still inspiring people years after creating your art. I'm just the living proof x

i'm a simple person; i see chloe and hozier, i click

Chloe: 'is sick and sings beautifully' Me: 'isn't sick and sings like a dying animal'

she has the most angelic voice ive ever heard

"vOicE Isn't aT pEaK pErFoRmaNCE" proceeds to belt take me to church

when her voice goes all breathy and soft i-

chloe: *uploads * my heterosexuality: imma head out

AnD ReAd HEr bIBlE -im sorry i had to say it

Still growing your repertoire been a fan for years and seeing you grow as an artist (and grown literally) is such a great thing. Keep up the good work kid you've spread a lot of good experiences.

"It's autumn" "Which means I'm sick"" Same Chloe. Same.

she’s literally the cutest. if i looked and sang like chloe i wouldn’t know how to act

Such a great cover. I love you Chloe you're amazing. I can't wait to see you live in new york city come november. I already know the room is gunna be great.

you're sooo good and omgg is like a lot of time I don't see a video of yours and you've grown up soo muuuuuuch little chloee

chloe singing sick: like an angel me singing normal: disgusting

my crops are thriving, my skin has cleared, my anxiety has dissipated

one of my favorite covers ever and she's done this while she's sick. I just can't.

im literally in love with this cover

Like 99% of comments on chloe's videos all follow the following format: Chloe: *exists* Me: gay

chloe : it's autumn so my voice is not that nice also chloe : sings like an angel

The Catholic Gay Girls be shouting Amen. and I'm catholic gay girl.

can we just appreciate this stripped down to just one instrument is such a vibe

Chloe: My voice is not at peak performance Also Chloe: *hits every note and makes it sound absolutely beautiful* Everyone: I-

Can we just talk about how adorable her smile is and how she's more confident

I love her style

I need a studio version of this 😩 to this day still my favorite take me to church cover.

"I'm a little sick" *Sing as if the angels sent her to bless the universe* Literally, thanks for existing, this is absolutely amazing

yoo she looks so different from when i first found her i love the hair

crazy how far you've come. im glad your talent wasnt wasted

Omg I love her voice

Chloe: “hi” Me: “wow I’m gay”

story time: i went to catholic school. in 6 grade music class a girl said “there’s a nice music video about going to church we should watch it!” and the music teacher put it on the smart board and it was the take me to church music vid and then we all see the guys kissing and us little catholic children scream and the teacher unplugged the smart board rlly fast and yeah. good times

i love her covers so much

BROOO UR VIBES R IMMACULATE

Chloe:**breathe** Me: *Gay panic!!*

chloe:starts to sing me: oh no i think im cathing feelings

Amazing. Loved it ❤️ I really love this song and your voice sounds amazing.

You’ve grown so much. You’re gonna do great. Keep being amazing you angel!

She looks like a person would draw in her aesthetic sketchbook, or one of those perfect Pinterest girls.

Does everyone else feel relaxed after hearing her sing, or is it just me?

You have such a calming voice I love you and your singing

I love this song, and listening to you sing it somehow made it a lot better. I couldn’t help but sing along with you! I loved your rendition.

This isn't possible, nobody can sing that perfect while sick. Edit: Ik people don't like this but thanks so much for 5K likes in 4 days :)

Chloe: *exists* Like 97% of the comments: MARRY ME AAAaaaAaa

U got my WHOLE respect for nailing that song. Your singing is honestly heavenly.

I f*cking started crying when you sang the chorus 😭 That was awesome almost 5 minutes, you're wonderful, luv ya 💜💜💜

me: wow this is a cool cover My brain: *PURBLE HAIR PURBLE HAIR PURBLE HAIR!!!!!!!*

Her appearance has changed so much over the past year.. I LOVE IT

Omg first cover I have come across that sounds like a real voice and no autotune. Thank you!

I love your art!

Chloe: hi My heterosexuality: am i joke to you?

Chloe: says "lies" in a different note than the original song Me: SJDJDJDJSNSNSN AAAAAH!

omg your hair has grown so much! but your voice is still very soothing

Creates magical environment every time

me: *has both a huge crush on her and a strong desire to be her best friend*

heterosexuality: *exists* chloe: i’m about to end this mans whole career

I was looking for a cover that didn’t unnecessarily change the lyrics to ‘he’ and ‘him’.. This was so freeing and beautiful..!!!

I know this is a year old but I cant help but say DUDE the emotion and feeling from hoziers original song is fully captured, the parts where she sounds breathless or does a really good run just WOW perfect

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HER HAIR

Chloe: “I’m sick and my voice doesn’t sound good” Sickness: oh dont mind me she will sing beautifully

You are literally so talented!!! Hand it over :O!!

THIS COVER BRINGS ME LIFE My older sister showed me this song as soon as it came out and I cried my eyes out for hours after lol, been my favorite song since

no one: me: *watches a single one of chloe's videos* my bisexuality: *P A N I C*

Chloe: m- Us: *inhale* YES. AMAZING. PERFECT. ICON. QUEEN.

This whole video I’m all like 🥺 You’ve come so far and you’re progress is showering 🥺🥺 what and amazing and beautiful you’re tiring out to be 🥺💕💕

Verse 1] Gm Cm Gm My lover's got humour Cm Bb She's the giggle at a funeral Cm Gm Knows everybody's disapproval Cm Gm I should've worshipped her sooner Cm Gm If the Heavens ever did speak Cm Bb She is the last true mouth piece Cm Gm Every Sunday's getting more bleak Cm F A fresh poison each week Eb Gm 'We were born sick, you heard them say it Cm Gm My church offers no absolutes Cm Bb She tells me 'worship in the bedroom' Cm Gm The only heaven I'll be sent to Cm F Is when I'm alone with you Eb We were born sick, but I love it Command me to be well [Pre-Chorus] Bb Eb Bb Eb Bb Eb Eb* Bb* Aaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaamen Aaaaaaaamen Amen Bb A F#m D7 [Chorus] Gm Take me to church D7 I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies Bb I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Cm Offer me that deathless death Gm Bb A F#m D7 Good God, let me give you my life [Verse 2] Gm Cm If I'm a pagan of the good times Gm Cm My lover's the sunlight Bb Cm To keep the Goddess on my side Gm Cm She demands a sacrifice F To drain the whole sea Eb Get something shiny Gm Cm Gm Something meaty for the main course Cm Bb That's a fine looking high horse Cm Gm What you got in the stable? Cm We've a lot of starving faithful F That looks tasty Eb That looks plenty Eb This is hungry work [Chorus] Gm Take me to church D7 I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies Bb I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Cm Offer me that deathless death Gm Bb A Good God, let me give you my life F#m D7 Gm Take me to church D7 I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies Bb I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Cm Offer me that deathless death Gm Good God, let me give you my life [Bridge] Eb Bb D7 Gm No masters or kings when the ritual begins Eb Bb D7 Gm There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin Eb Bb D7 Gm In the madness and soil of that sad earthly scene Eb Bb Only then I am human D7 Gm Only then I am clean F Eb Bb Eb Bb Eb Bb Eb* Bb* Aaaaaaaaamen aaaaaaaaamen Aaaaaaaamen Amen Bb A F#m D7 [Chorus] Gm Take me to church D7 I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies Bb I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Cm Offer me that deathless death Gm Bb A Good God, let me give you my life F#m D7 Gm Take me to church D7 I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies Bb I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife Cm Offer me that deathless death Gm Bb A F#m D7 Good God, let me give you my life

Chloe: breathes* My heterosexuality: 4:11

James Charles: I can turn straight people gay Chloe: Hold my ukulele

목소리..너무 좋아..♡ I love your voice.

She is so good OMG yazz

I’m obsessed with this entire look chloe’s out here KILLING IT

Chloe: "Let me give you my life" *Me: LET ME GIVE YOU MY LIFE*

every time i hear this song in chloe's voice, it makes me wanna cry. Her expressions in this cover give me something ... inexplicable

I swear at this point all of us are just GAY GIRLS DYING BECAUSE OF HOW CUTE SHE IS 😔😔🏳️‍🌈