Taking charge in an emergency 

OK, for the first 20 secs these were actually legit advices, then Rowan finally reverted to play himself.

“Oh no he’s having a heart attack, Quick hand me a 100 dollars Adam.”

"Not him Adam. Me!" That one caught me off guard

Ah yes, the ABCD of DRSABCD: A - Ambulance B - Blanket C - Clean car D - Drink coffee

Maybe the guy is dead, but the most important thing is preserved: Rowan is warm and hydrated

I was half expecting the ambulance crew to mistake Rowan for the patient and take him along in his blanky while leaving the dying man with the redshirts. 😅

I think Rowan made the script and just wanted to have a free carwash

"Clean my car" got me, that line is hilarious 😂😂🤣

To be fair, at least Rowan has done the most important thing: calling the ambulance. I actually don't know what else can I do if I see someone has a heart attack.

It is nice that you show the correct way in the beginning so people can learn it :) Always check if it is safe to help the person, always call an ambulance, and if to many people, give them tasks so they are not in the way.

He’s being the hands off team leader. I see closed loop communications, use of names, effective dictatorsh- I mean leadership 😂 😂

I'm surprised Byron didn't show up for HEALTH AND SAFETY! HEALTH AND SAFTEY!

He will just ressurect him later

Was fully expecting the ambulance team to walk in and Rowan to direct them as well 😂

As an Emergency Response Officer, I can say Rowan did amazingly well. Up to the part where he asked someone to call an ambulance that is, after that... Well he might need some additional training...

The only thing that was missed in the first 20 seconds or so was sending someone outside to ensure the ambulance had a clear path/space in front of the store/no car or human traffic at the entrance.

Alan nearly cost that poor man his life by second guessing Rowan and taking so long with that coffee. He should definitely get a paycut.

I reckon Brit would've washed his car in any scenario. She gives some real "minion of the dark lord" vibes when dealing with managers.

1. Call ambulance - OK 2. Get blanket - Maybe 3. Clean car - 😂😂😂

The subtitle easter eggs were perfection.

I was waiting for Ellie to respond to Rowan's "another life saved" with "Uhh, he's dead..."

Missed opportunity for the "ambulance" to just be Byron making siren noises.

Of course Rowan parks two meters away from the front door

Rowan has a PHD in medicine - the PH was marker though

Rowan didn't even move his car to clear space for the ambulance. That man is devoted to his goal!

"now do my taxes" - love that one :D

as a paramedic and first aid instructor I can confirm Rowan did everything correctly 🤣

Nice opening "Check for Danger" - exactly the protocol. I think he diverged a little after that.

Rowan can just yell him back to life lol

Rowan: "See that? You missed a spot right there."

Rowan is also kind to his employees. Adam and Britt were washing his car in decent clothes 😂

I love how nobody really questions Rowan‘s instructions!😂

I really thought he was going to pour coffee on the car while saying "missed a spot"

I’m impressed by the heroic stance. Obviously, this is a man who knows what he’s doing.

**walks into store** **randomly fucking dies for no reason**

Rowan always thinking…2 top priorities, get the pros en route & make sure there isn’t a 2nd victim. He saw his troops might have panic attacks…they may’ve even passed out at risk of head injuries; so, he focused them in on menial tasks til help arrived. Rowan, our hero!

no because my anxiety would be so bad in this situation if rowan asked me to clean his car i would do it in a heartbeat.

Rowan should double check those taxes .... she wasn't gone very long, lol.

Remember, Rowan is a doctor. He passed his L1 first aid course! 😉

In my opinion, he got it right. He called the ambulance and kept the others busy, as they would have gotten in the way with their advice or given the kind of help that would have led to death.

For the first 18 seconds Rowan is actually being a responsible intelligent person. Actually minus the blanket. It would be an obstruction to helping the elderly gentleman receive care. And remove the check for dangerous because it's not that type of emergency.

How to take advantage of any situation guide. Rowan is the best politician ever.

I cracked a smile when Rowan's tells Brit to clean his car

“Do my taxes” I almost busted out laughing at work lmao

Classic Rowan to take credit for saving the guy's life, even though we have no idea whether the fellow survived.

Funny sketch. But just to scratch my itch 1. If someone comes up with chest pain n grasping chest,breathless, ask/check if he has heart meds like GTN on him. He supposed to put one under his tongue, repeat up to 3 times total. If theres still chest pain after 2 tablets, call the ambulance, take that 3rd tablet, sit down n wait. GTN may cause giddiness and other side effects, so please sit down n be careful. 2. The skit opens with the classic signs of a heart attack/myocardial infarct. There are atypical symptoms, which may be seen more commonly in elderly, female and diabetics. Do not ignore if 3 of these symptoms present itself together. Abdomen pain/discomfort that feels like heartburn. Breathlessness. Cold sweat. Jaw pain, that goes down go your arm, especially left side. Back pain or neck pain. Nausea Feeling lightheaded,giddy or unusually tired. Take your meds if you had been prescribed them before due to previous heart issues, such as GTN or even the two dose aspirin(please check with your doctor. This is NOT medical advice, even though aspirin is first aid treatment for an MI, you may NOT have a heart attack and hence why this CANNOT be construed as medical advice. ) 3. From a Heart Attack/myocardial infarct, this degenerated into a cardiac arrest, aka, the heart stopped working. This is when CPR happens. Call the ambulance. Find the nrarest AED if theres one. Check breathing, commence CPR. Early CPR and AED is the most crucial step in ensuring the victim survives with minimal harm, with an early ambulance being the 3rd element. A blanket may be nice but its not as important as chest compressions, chest compressions, chest conpressions. Thank you for reading this. This may save your loved one life. You never know if you need this.

A special "thank you" should go out to Rowan for saving this man's life.

LMAO Way to take charge, Rowan! :P

That moment at the end when Rowan shows one spot on the car which should be cleaned is awesome :D

It's like Rowan had a stroke of genius and then reverted.

I'll be honest, that does look like a nice hoodie. It has a nicely subtle and sophisticated statement that's not overly tacky or shameless. I think I'd probably wear something like this :) Plus, having a zipper...very hair-friendly!!

I was hoping Rowan would go to the ambulance due to emotional distress haha

That ambulance arrived too quickly, Rowan didn't have time finish his latte. ☕😅

Sadly despite all the nonsense Rowan was still the first to think of calling for an ambulance.

Always keep captions on for VLDL videos. It's part of the comedy.

Just the shot of Britt furiously washing Rowan’s car. Love it

Rowan is the real victim to witness such unpleasant situation and deserved the special treatment.

You guys are seriously creative geniuses !!! Always leave me laughing.

He is keeping everyone busy and focused so that they don't have any panic attacks or trip over the old man before the ambulance gets there

From the minute I saw Rowan holding a passed out customer on the video thumbnail, I knew this was going to to be good. 😂

Pretty good April fools skit, guys, giving us legitimate advice instead of jokes.

His own fault for not paying the "Save my life" fee

I mean he got the ambulance there so... he did take charge to be fair

I'm disappointed that Rowan didn't shout health and safety and have Byron show up and put caution tape around the area while Rowan gave orders.

Ellie is the MVP here. She completed Roman's taxes in 24 seconds.

I expected Rowan to board the ambulance and get a free ride home, taking the rest of the day off while laughing at his gullible employees.

Britt cleaning the car killed me

I'm just glad Rowan is gonna be okay.

After months of watching, I finally finished the whole Bored series. 331 episodes. Wow. I only regret not discovering you guys sooner.

”Clean my car” Rowan being Rowan

To be fair, there's not a lot more he could have done for him. They could have cleared a better path for emergency services, but that's about it.

Man, rowan really did take control of the situation. He didnt even go along with what the situation was suppose to be in the first place lol.....

we never see the ambulance... probably because Rowan's car is blocking the way, XD

Hilarious video! You guys keep pushing the entertainment envelope. It's pure genius! Also, the hoodie at the end looks amazing.

Ambulance can’t actually get there because Rowan’s car (parked illegally) is blocking the way.

It was perfectly logical or Rowan to send Ellie (of all the employees) to do his taxes. She's the one accustomed to doing taxes with big numbers.

Rowan definitly hired that guy. Obviously with their paychecks

I expected the paramedics to walk in and Rowan say " Quick go buy me lunch!"

100% expected Rowan to 'accidentally' spill some coffee on the car

Rowan missed a golden chance to get them to accept another pay cut 😂 Oh no he's dying! quickly Adam sign this form assap

I got to give it to Rowan, he did take charge and tell each one to do something. Most of the time in an emergency, the bystander effect happen and nothing get done. The first thing he said was to get someone to call an ambulance. And then he gave the rest of them busy work to keep them from doing something stupid. Plus he got a massage, some of his taxes done, coffee, and car wash out of it. We all can learn much from him.

Alan: "Rowan, he is LITERALLY dying!" Rowan: "Aaaannnd there it is, wow. unbelieveable. That's a paycut for you, sooon..."

Great skit. Best part was definitely the blanket being for him.

Dr. Rowan. Out there, takin' charge, savin' lives, bein' cozy.

He is so taking advantage of this situation lol!!! I love these guys

It’s good to see Rowan learn how American’s deal with someone who’s having an emergency, just get yourself comfortable, don’t panic, and wait for the ambulance to pick up the corpse.

Once again rowan saved the day

Can we replace Rowan with the evil janitor? He is far less evil and more useful than Rowan ever has been.

Rowan should run for Congress because this is how politicians get elected.

I had such hope, Rowan😂😂

Rowan did the most sensibke thing 🤪keeping the customer from pointless measures that could possibly harm him more. It's not his fault that the ambulances came too late

Adam showing the finger feels much more insulting than Rowan shows it :D

to save someone you need to first take care of yourself, rowan is following protocol.

I'm shook. He actually called an ambulance. I was expecting the situation to devolve entirely before that point XD

Well they say the most important part of leadership is to make a decision, making a GOOD decision comes next. Makes me wonder if Alan ever swapped roles with Rowan whether he'd see things though his eye's and suddenly all the weird decisions he's made and things he's done would make sense.

April fool's the ambulance isn't coming!

The smartest thing Rowan did was send Alan to make his drink instead of Adam.

Also, who thought the punchline would be that Rowan hired the guy to pretend he had a heart attack, just to get his car washed?

Never let a food crisis go to waste.

Now that’s what I call multitasking