Target shopping 

Whether it’s the holidays or not- the Target store is like a quicksand- once you get in, hard to get out 🤣 who agrees?! 🙂 Well- the winter freeze has hit the Midwest so stay warm everyone!
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Christmas sweater and coffee sweater by Deaf biz @greasehandzprintshop (website: beacons.ai/thevichfam )
ILY snowflake earrings by Deaf biz- @artfully.artistic
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Special thanks to @target 🤣
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Renca is portraying as several characters: herself, her brain, her heart, her stomach, her instinct, and her eyes.
Transcript:
(Breathing heavily)
Deep breath. Focus! It’s all in here.
(shakily) yes. Yes.
We have trained you for this. You are ready. Just go in. Get that item. That ONE thing. Just ONE. Get it. Get out. That’s it.
(whimpers) yes. Yes. (exhales out).
(chuckles) What the heart wannttss, the heart geettssss…
Enough! That is not helping us! We need to think logically! Anyway, ok, so you get in, no looking around, just focus on the path, and get that item. Then LEAVE.
Yes.Yes.Yes!
(suspenseful music)
I just got a bad feeling about this.
This.
Enough!! We need to work together!
(Exasperated sigh) Look at me. You are ready.
(Yells) YES!
(tingly music playing)
Yoo hoooo, hello hello! Yeah, hi ! Umm.. so think we can get some food too? I m kinda hungry.
What?! No we do not have time for food. Later!
(Stressed tone) Oh. Ok.
Are you ready!? READY! COME ON!
I CAN I CAN I CAN I CAN!
(UFC THUMPING STYLE) LET’S GOO!!
(warrior cry)
(tense)
(dialing)
(gulps, chokes) Yes?
Eyes, what do we got?
(keyboard clacking)(scanning)
Lady Falcon has entered the building.
So far, heart rate- normal. Breathing- normal.
Target secured.
(foreboding music)
(coughs) ok.. so the target has been secured, but something else is happening.
What, what do you mean?
(beep, beep, beep) Ok whoa..something is..
(alleluia)
Uh..ok.. so the heart rate just spiked up. The breathing has escalated immensely.
Are you serious right now?!
(frantic tapping)
(lalaladededa)(dododdedah)
(beep) LADY FALCON! Can you hear me?!
Yoooo..Deaf, remember?
Wha..ok (teething) now it is NOT the time for this.
Lady Falcon, focus!
(powering down)
(alarm blaring)
Well ahem. Lost our signal.
(worried) No….
(music building up) wait.. I am getting something..(clacking)(beep)(swipe)
(shocked) OH!
(angels singing)
(shrieks!)
ONE! I just got ONE thing! (panting)
(cheering) wowwww!! Whooo!
(quieting down)
(err..yeah..)
Hey you! Hey!
Eh…?
Uh.. you left your cart full of things that you bought..in there..
(oops?)
(giggles) That that that! I knew ittt!
Ugh.