[TAS] N64 GoldenEye 007 by Wyster & Simon Sternis in  

me explaining how I died to st Peter

The first level's music of this game makes me want to shake my beehive and poop out the honey which was shot up inside my backhole, oh yea, groovin' it out like my name was ryimnostaqa 🧕🏾

Watching it shoot that into the glass so perfectly was hilarious

Appear fast when you spend hours frame-perfecting 60 seconds gameplay -TAS Videos Guidelines

Chapter 1: If you can't see the enemy, they can't see you. Probably.

I think that was done to optimize the game so it doesn't drop alot of FPS

Lol

And shooting Natalya knees.

He’s like shooting them in different directions too while cutting the floor it looks like.

Actually, James TAS doesn’t have time for introductions, unless there’s an unskippable sequence. It’d be more like: Contractor: “And what’s your name?” James TAS: **shoves contractor aside, takes contract, doesn’t elaborate, then leaves** Contractor: “…”

Wow. Did you really give yourself a medal...

At age 15, people asked me "what do you wanna be when you grow up?" . I told them "I'm growing up just thinking about it" 😎

And when he HAS to interact with someone it’s either shooting at them or walking in a weird motion side to side 🤣🤣

I bet you pull apart a Nutty Buddy to lick the peanut butter

@@jammer6278 As you do if you're normal.

@@MalleusSemperVictor true

Omg f'in respect wamhens, it's 2021

@@annyonny1224 I respect them by giving them peanut butter with no glass of milk. They gotta earn that with their dirty face holes. I'm a gentleman, you bet I am. My favorite color is the maximum proficiency fo REAL. ❤️‍🔥

Lol

He's like World Of Longplay. You don't know who's behind the control, yet he is good at the game.

Let me tell you about Tas. He don't have a life. He spent his time playing game and beat any record no prob. Lol jk it's a computer thing plays it for you or whatever

TAS is an acronym that stands for "Tool Assisted Play". With most emulators of popular retro consoles there are many tools for the player to record and re-record inputs and go frame by frame and in some cases even look at the code for potential RNG (random number generation) manipulation. It is *NOT* AI simply playing the game for you. AI and deep machine learning is still a long way off from simply playing a game and quickly learning how to master it, even if it's a simple retro 8-bit 2D game. TAS is a player, or multiple players working on the same project in some cases, that painstakingly goes through the game editing the inputs for the fastest possible playthrough. All the program is doing is simply playing all the recorded inputs in a single sequence.

@@mariobros68 World Of Longplay is low-rez low-framerate crap these days. I highly recommend Longplay Archives, they basically do the same thing, but in much better quality. Also, I don't know if you're joking or serious, as a TAS is an input recording playback, it is done by many people. That's like claiming a sport like basketball is played by a single person every time.😅 Just look at who is getting credited to know who did the specific TAS. It takes credit away from hard-working people to claim that TAS is a single nameless person or that TAS is simply some AI playing. I notice most people talk about TAS these days with a severe case of the Dunning Kruger Theory effect.🤦‍♂️

@@zimtak6418 The whole 'this TAS guy is really good at so many games' is an overdone meme/joke that stopped being funny a long time ago, but yeah that's what it is. A joke. I love seeing TAS breakdowns by the creators and how they delved into the code or the environment for potential skips. It's great.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀!

The frigate level makes me sad. When I get sad my pussbunn gets dried and crusty 😢

She looks more attractive without knees anyway. I'm growing up just thinking about it.

Wtf would I smack off to, then ?! 😦

It's called "reducing lags", and Goldeneye is no exception.

@@Trimint123 Ok...? I never said it had no purpose, I said it was boring to watch.

@@fatkart7641 BETTER NOT WATCH IT THEN

@@dmign I'll play along. "If you didn't like my first comment, tHeN dOn'T rEaD iT!". See how much it added to the conversation?

Too bad there's not some kind of "camhack" encode similar to what was done for some of the Sonic TASes.

Not for me. I was in the bathroom with xena and her sweet torpedo t¡ts ☺️

Apropo at this point, that such a classic TAS should ref such a classic meme.

Like WTFFFF happened there on Aztec? 🤯

And it somehow starts with the golden gun on Egypt.

Does it grab it during the cut scene?

Unskippable cutscenes

Basically he's forced to stick around to protect Natalya so he has nothing better to do. All the doors to the other objectives are locked until she's done if I remember correctly.

Jobst

I tried to practice on my honey hole using a banana, but it simply turned to MUSH. 😃

Why are you asking ME ?! what makes you think I know?!? Seek help elsewhere. Yeah, I said "elsewhere" .🤚

@@Training_Wheels I didn’t ask you specifically haha

@@casaroli Just so ya know - I screenshoted your comment, printed it out on a piece of paper - and then *punched* it . 👊

@@Training_Wheels did you feel good afterwards? If you did, great!

Well it's a segmented tas Segmented - takes the best take of every mission Tas uses slowdown and rng manipulation to make more precise actions and get desired results. In goldeneye that would be enemies hitting you from behind to give you speed, missing you in front so you keep momentum, and presumably being able to out maneuver/get lucky misses from turrets