Alexis Katcher - I mean, imagine going to heaven/hell and getting asked “so how’d you die?” and you’re like “well, I got killed by Taylor Swift” you’d be praised af.
My girlfriend Claire is the spitting image of Taylor. I met her when I was seeing the nurse to have an infected wound cleaned every 2 days. She worked at the reception and I got caught staring at her. It was xmas and she had very bright red lipstick on with antlers on her head. I went in the next week and she was looking up my account and name and she asked what was my name to sign me in and I told her and she said 'how could I forget'? I then took 6 weeks to pluck up the courage to ask her out on a date. I had to wait for my last appointment because I feared getting her into trouble or fired because I was a patient. She said yes and a few months later she asked me why I liked her and why I took so long to ask her on a date? I said because I loved Taylor Swift and she looked like her so much one would think she was her twin sister, also as I am older than she is I was afraid she would think I was a little creepy asking a younger woman out on a date. I now run my own business with a guy I used to work with at a textiles company and we now employ quite a few people with Claire as our manager in the office. Its like a dream come true because our business is doing great and the old company we used to work at is very close to going into receivership.
It's a HILARIOUS thing the ICON of authenticity and sincere emotions invited her fanbase to be as suspicious as possible there's another meaning behind everything she says and does and shows! MASTERMIND turning Machiavellian wiles into SHARED ARTISTIC TRUST with all the Swiftworld by virtue of her astonishing talent
