_Teacher’s Hatter: Remastered_ Caught the teacher giving his eyes to a student Thought, "He pretty cute" and she bit her lip back to him We paint white roses red Each shade from a different person's head This dream, dream is a killer Getting drunk with a blue caterpillar She said, "It's for all the right reasons Baby, don't care 'bout grades, just call me your lady If I pass this quiz, will you give me your babies? Don't call me crazy You love me, but you won't come save me You got a wife and kids, you see them daily Don't know why you even need me" I'm nuts, baby, I'm mad The craziest friend that you've ever had You think I'm psycho, you think I'm gone Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong Over the (bend) Do you regret The things we shared that I'll never forget? So what if I’m crazy? The best people are I know I'm young, but my mind is well beyond my years I knew this wouldn't last, but fuck you, don't you leave me here Teacher's pet If I'm so special, why am I secret? (All the best people are crazy, all the best people are) She's feeling like a spider in a cage You liar, you were her desire Now she wants to light you on fire But fuck it, she'll still give you a call And a lighter when you wanna get hot You can be Alice, I’ll be the mad hatter I’m peeling the skin off my face ‘Cause I really hate being safe The normals, they make me afraid The crazies, they make me feel sane Teacher's pet If I'm so special, why am I secret? Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong Over the bend, entirely bonkers You like me best when I’m off my rockers Tell you a secret, I’m not alarmed So what if I’m crazy? The best people are You think I'm crazy, you think I'm gone So what if I'm crazy? All the best people are Teacher’s pet If I’m so special, why am I secret? It’s probably the reason that we get along Gimme back my money Didn't learn a damn thing, honey, from you You think I’m psycho, you think I’m gone Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong Over the bend- Stop calling me your bunny I won't hop and you don't own me Do you? Tell me a secret, I’m not alarmed So what if I’m crazy? The best people are I'm nuts, baby, I'm mad The craziest friend that you've ever had You think I'm psycho, you think I'm gone Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong Over the (bend) Do you regret The things we shared that I'll never forget? So what if I’m crazy? The best people are I know I'm young, but my mind is well beyond my years I knew this wouldn't last, but fuck you, don't you leave me here Teacher's pet If I'm so special, why am I secret? (All the best people are crazy, all the best people are) (All the best people are crazy, all the best people are)