Teaching Gen Z is WILD | Liz Blanc | Stand Up Comedy

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Liz Blanc is a Los Angeles-based comedian. She has worked with many nationally-touring headliners including Sasheer Zamata, Taylor Tomlinson, Cameron Esposito and Joe List. Liz has also been featured in the Chicago Women’s Funny Fest, Cleveland Comedy Festival and Flyover Comedy Festival. She loves to take awkward situations and make them just a tiny bit more awkward. She illustrates her experiences involving teaching high school, dating and other horrific moments through a comedic lens. Her relatable, cringe-worthy humor will definitely make you laugh at her, and maybe even with her.
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Credits:
Written and Performed by Liz Blanc
Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory and Brett Kushner
Directed By: Gordie Earle III and Brad Silnutzer
Director of Photography: Mark Davis
Consulting Producer: Cole Garrett
Gaffer: Michael Tellup
Grip: Jon Corum
Cam Operators:
Amelia Asillis
Mark Davis
Lauren Doyle
Gordie Earle III
Michael Tellup
Editor: Gordie Earle III
Color Correction: Mark I. Davis
Sound Recording: Ben Rose
Sound Mix: Ryan Meadows
Production Coordinator: Megan Hunter
Production Assistants:
Julia DiCesare
Joseph Garcia
Aine Hunt
Jeff Kane
Photographer: Greg Feiner
Special thanks to our generous hosts, Oniracom/LoDo Studios in Santa Barbara, CA - oniracom.com/
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@sandrahunter5904 Год назад

She was an English major and she knows how to structure a story. I hope she makes it in comedy.

@ascent8487 11 месяцев назад

Me too because I’m not sure how she feels about this whole teaching gig.

@sandrahunter5904 11 месяцев назад

@ascent8487 : OUCH! (I used to teach developmental English at a community college I spent ONE summer teaching.....problem high school students on the campus). That was twenty years ago. I don't care about high school students NOW (but I didn't then). Let them drop out and live in the world. 😆 😆 🤣 😂

@lilyunlisted6098 8 месяцев назад

Do not shoot the children

@sandrahunter5904 8 месяцев назад

@@lilyunlisted6098 : 😂😆😂😆😂😂😆

@sandrahunter5904 8 месяцев назад

@@lilyunlisted6098 : 😂😆😂😆😂😆

@teannatrump2622 Год назад

She’s definitely one of those teachers you’ll never forget

@zureai Год назад

Shit if my teacher was a comedian i wouldn’t forget her too lol

@potatopotato590 Год назад

@@zureai she betta be careful, if her students find out she's going to be roasted alive

@juliaf.9243 Год назад

*either

@faberna90s Год назад

She’s hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

@MrMakingwavesmedia Год назад

Why because you mount her head on the wall above your fireplace?

@JackSassyPants Год назад

The setups were simple but she nailed the delivery on every single one, good stuff.

@clumsiii Год назад

delivery was solid and hilarious - and such a great basis for bringing everyone in because we've all gone to school right? um we've all gone to to school, right? ahh shit

@startledmilk6670 Год назад

@@clumsiii “so I’m a homeschool teacher and one of my students keeps hitting on meeee??”

@Jo-lp1px Год назад

Simple setup is great, all about delivery I think

@jzmskzm Год назад

yeah, perfect timing

@lastnamefirstnameshame Год назад

they are all laughing but honestly she is just getting the truth off her chest

@woopdee77 Год назад

That’s pretty much what stand-up is: a free therapy session where the feedkback comes in the form of cheers and claps instead of motivational words from a therapist. 😉

@renlysotherlover294 Год назад

It’s frustrating when people are like you’re a nurse you’re a teacher you have to be so serious all the time. Like we need to vent with our dark humor and yes we’re dealing with people you love but it’s a coping mechanism which allows us to be better at our jobs

@Anabelleandthedesertscrubs Год назад

Every Good comedian right?

@s1llysushi Год назад

humor is 75% truth.

@Zomburai45 Год назад

Not even really jokes, just facts said in a very funny way

@sebsplatter914 Год назад

I was laughing, but every third punchline just goes straight to the gut. Teachers need more support...

@user-lt1jd1ye3v Год назад

We don’t need support we need parents to actually discipline/raise their kids at home so we don’t have to deal with their innapropriate behavior at school 😅

@boodledemic6430 Год назад

@@user-lt1jd1ye3vamen dude. Parents are the first teachers. They need to parent first and then when they send their kids to teachers they might actually learn something

@celisewillis Год назад

@@boodledemic6430this is kind of the problem too though, most parents are overworked, might have 2-3 jobs and come home exhausted. This is a systemic problem; our productivity work-worshiping culture is broken from the top down. There’s also the issue of hyper-individualistic US culture isolating us from our communities and neighbors, who used to be involved in raising children, lifting some of the strain off of parents. “It takes a village to raise a child” is incredibly true.

@MadScientist267 Год назад

@@celisewillisOoh you mean "the Internet"? 🤦‍♂️

@colekter5940 Год назад

Its cute you all think compulsory, state run education centers are an institution that doesnt need abolition.

@BlueMoonCircus Год назад

“Make me a vision board, you little shit. Let’s manifest!” Epic.

@danielmoreno387 Год назад

“This is not how we greet award winning faculty.” Her delivery is perfect! 😂😂😂😂😂

@beetlesaretrying4621 Год назад

The Staples joke DESTROYED me. Give teachers the damn supplies!

@TeamCat1128 Год назад

Right! Where are all the lottery funds going?

@jennifer7685 Год назад

I always had great teachers, but my brother always got teachers who were going through divorce or disaster, and the idea of mrs I with a gun haunts me. Maybe teachers wouldn’t be so strung out if they had materials covered instead of spending an average of $500 a year on pencils for kids who forgot their at home?

@MaTua40 Год назад

For real. It was funny and sad at the same time.

@flankspeed Год назад

@Jennifer It'd just be a matter of time before a kid asks, "Miss, can I borrow your Glock? I left mine at home."

@gamera5160 8 месяцев назад

@@TeamCat1128 The lottery raises money and then politicians cut the taxes that fund the schools to fund other things. The lottery just changes the source of funding for things and politicians funnel the money into pet projects or other things to help them get re-elected. The lottery is a tax on poor people to take the tax burden off the rich.

@StevenBanks123 Год назад

Her physical delivery, her pauses, her expressions: she borrows from the best and combines it all into a really good act. Enjoyed!

@lwdfn7479 Год назад

I’m hearing and seeing Louis Anderson.

@kjeanne2590 7 месяцев назад

@@lwdfn7479glasses are really expensive these days

@arunikapritimishra632 Год назад

I had an English teacher who was a heavy woman herself but oh boy I remember her comic timing was amazing. Her classes left us kids in splits every single time without fail. But then she had a fall out with the principal and she had to leave. I swear we all were so sad to not find her taking our next grade's English lessons. We all remember her fondly to this day. I was only 12, now I'm 31. I still remember her - Ms. Balmeet ❤

@LovelyDay11 Год назад

It’s because humour and wit is connected with intelligence and being well read. English teachers have heard...ahem...read it all.

@SummerSun-sg3wf 10 месяцев назад

Admin is a bunch of dummies

@bradf5523 4 месяца назад

Lol😂. What a great last name, Balmeet sounds like Ball meat

@marissamate 2 месяца назад

I bet she'd be happy to know that ☺️❤️

@arunikapritimishra632 2 месяца назад

@@bradf5523 haha. In Panjabi language, Balmeet means beloved :)

@DanrickNickiFrivaldoDeCastro Год назад

"I'm not racist, My dad is white" had me rolling on the floor 😂

@stuffmewithpasta756 Год назад

Ive said this shit cause Im biracial. 🤣🤣🤣

@KarleneE Год назад

That's funny as hell! I'm black and my man is white, so I could be @Stuff me with Pasta's mama! Ha!

@IggyTthunders Год назад

I'm not racist, I own a colored TV.

@JesgateOnDown Год назад

It's not 1960 & that joke solidifies that you are.

@TheOldHippiebilly Год назад

Hey I worked with a racist white trash dude who said "I ain't racist-- I like rap." He also once said "If you're not a little homophobic then you're a little gay." He was an asshole but I gotta admit he was amusing to be around. Ya never knew what absurdities would come outa his mouth. Love y'all, The Old Hippiebilly

@KamBoat11 Год назад

"If I get a school issued glock..." had me DYING🤣

@DontTellComedy Год назад

Such a good joke 😂

@hweaver917 Год назад

Just one child left behind. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@judithsixkiller5586 Год назад

That one not only practically wrote itself, But you could probably come up with several possible punchlines for it. Great versitility and potential .

@LucyParsons87 Год назад

"And I'm still buying my own pencils..."

@danielbeshers1689 Год назад

No chance any public school shells out for actual Glocks.

@MikeSchmidt969 Год назад

As a teacher, all those jokes were hard to laugh at because they're so real.

@damianarvizu1095 Год назад

Ouch, this really reaches me! 😂

@happycook6737 Год назад

I'm a teacher and agree this set is true.

@catherinewilliamson5640 Год назад

Come on, Mike - you're not fooling anyone. We all know old dogs can't teach new tricks. Who hired you? I'm alerting the school board. This is a nation that cannot and will not tolerate interspecies education! Who's with me?

@kayleighgroenendal8473 Год назад

Haha all the teachers watching this are all rolling their eyes in solidarity 😂😂😂

@enidmercedad Год назад

To me it was easy to laugh at because they are so real. If you don't laugh at reality you go crazy.

@K8theKind Год назад

“I drink wine between naps, Cheryl.” 🤣😂

@ScilentFox1220 Год назад

That moment where she goes, “I went out to my car to cry as I usually do”, and a girl in the crowd said, “me”. Dang. That hit me.

@audreywoodcock3869 9 месяцев назад

everyday to and everyday from the school. Because we love knowledge get prepared, study, pay for extra education, get picked apart by admin, still have hope and see potential in future generations....and our students and parents don't see how much we care. Teachers invest so much and 2-3 students destroy the gift within seconds. Then the vicious cycle of "self improvement plan" micro managed by admin takes over and the teacher is out of work..takes about 1-4 semesters to kill a spirit of a teacher.

@KermitdaToad 24 дня назад

@@audreywoodcock3869I’m so sorry, from a student, I understand how hard you guys work all the time, and the pay is just insulting. I hope you are able to get out of that cycle soon. ❤

@OldRaver Год назад

“I just need to leave before I find myself working for someone called Kayley” 🤣🤣🤣 This is my life.

@OdetteAndOdile Год назад

you know its kayleigh 😂

@ijustdocomments6777 Год назад

It ain't even bosses I'm worried about, it's the idea someone will be going into a doctor's office and seeing "Doctor Nolan".

@jasonwilliams1713 Год назад

I was thinking Kaylee 😅

@kayleywatkins4240 Год назад

Hi, Kayley here. I’m shocked you spelled my name how I do because it’s not super common. 2nd person is right you can spell it Kayleigh but there’s like 30 or more ways to spell my name😅 The way you’ll find on any souvenir is Kaylee. And yeah my name is far more common than my parents anticipated.

@mariapirozhkova9013 Год назад

Can you please explain what is wrong with a Kayley being boss? I'm not from America, I didn't understand the joke :)))

@Selenadreamon Год назад

“Just one child left behind” had me🤣🤣

@dymechik721 Год назад

"I teach Gen Z and they're interesting because they'll respect your pronouns but not you as a person." 😂😂Hilarious set.

@kevinwillems8720 Год назад

Literally, "What are your pronouns so I can dis you properly. "

@maverick4099 Год назад

🤣🤣🤣

@julianaayu Год назад

So true tho

@seyioyetade Год назад

@@kevinwillems8720 them they are such a dummy 🤣😂😂

@goblinguy3103 Год назад

“Hey, are you okay with gendered terms and stuff?” “Oh uh, yeah. Why?” “Listen lady, I’m gonna need you to shut all the way up.”

@wanderkind0 Год назад

She had me at "We don't even have white kids." 😂😂😂😂

@faveszzzzzzzz Год назад

“… It’s not racist, my dad’s white.” 😂

@Abby-kb7rb 10 месяцев назад

Fr 😂

@bethanycooke2115 8 месяцев назад

😂😂😂😂

@shadowoflugia 7 месяцев назад

Omg same!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@shadowoflugia 7 месяцев назад

“It’s okay, my dad’s white” 💀💀💀

@jollyj3285 Год назад

I taught 30 years...finally someone keeps it real ....tv always sugarcoats the kids/teaching...she nailed..love her!!!!!!!

@arthas640 Год назад

TV gets teaching wrong a lot. Teachers are either humorless boring automatons, so over involved with their students it would likely get them fired (seen some shows/movies where they even let a student live with them or take them home), or Dead Poet Society knockoffs. Rarely see some of the true hurdles of being a teacher like the generation gap, students you have to be nice to even though you want to go full 1940s teacher on and paddle them, students you see making major easily avoidable mistakes but cant change, students suffering but you cant help without breaking some school rule, or trying to act professional even when you have no idea what to do. Kind of random but I always wonder how some teachers handle things like 9/11 or similar tragedies/major events, cant be easy especially when you're just as lost as the students.

@quinkong4728 Год назад

"I know I'm not the fattest, I met your mum" had me rolling

@vampjoseph Год назад

the sickest of burns

@Cynsham Год назад

that shit had me wiping tears off my face I was laughing so hard 😂

@nostalgafriends5465 11 месяцев назад

Fucking classic

@hairgirl100 Год назад

She's funny, smart and real. The joke about believing in me and hating me at the same time is spot on. She's great.

@greedy_muppet Год назад

You think she is joking but this is really what it’s like teaching teens. We had a budget freeze for two years and I had to start a can drive to make sure we had pens. Our principal doesn’t seem to respond to our ideas or extra things we volunteer our time to do. You tell a kid to put their phone away and they really do call you a dumb bitch. One kid threatened to snap my neck. Granted, I work in a therapeutic high school but I hear these things are common in typical high schools.

@kawaiionee-chan9557 Год назад

Seriously? I’m 19 but I never thought of saying that level of disrespect to a teacher that scares me

@centali6551 Год назад

honestly the more privileged the students are the more shit u get is what i find

@MaxIronsThird Год назад

@Trinity M Sorry, that's 100% what happens, i have two GenZ cousins, 16(boy) and 19(girl) now, boy fights almost every week at school and has threatened a teacher at least twice, girl once took a barbacue knife to school bc someone saw her friend with her bf.

@angelgjr1999 Год назад

I’m gen z and once had a classmate grab a pair of scissors and threaten to stab someone because they took his phone…

@mdcu3893 Год назад

ive been outside of highschool fir a year wtf is happening???

@wazsafc2064 Год назад

Her deadpan tone, pauses and timing were absolutely spot on 👍👍 "I'm not racist, my Dad is white" had me creased laughing 😂😂😂😂 I hope she goes far in comedy.

@plant495 4 месяца назад

She reminds me of my favorite 8th grade math teacher. (He demanded we call him that.) He'd been in the military and had a buzz cut (weird for a teacher in the 1970s we'd tease him about). He had this drill sergeant schtick. He'd act stern and slam his ruler on your desk and bark, "Who's your favorite 8th grade math teacher?!" He never lost his temper, and always handled things with humor. Kept us in line with that ruler,, and his barking at us. Thanks, Mr. McMahon. I actually learned to love math from him.

@TabethaAurochs Год назад

The not-even-a-vibe she was giving along with such incredibly well written and timed material? WORLDSTAR

@annebruecks7381 Год назад

Can you tell me what Worldstar means in this context? I'm missing the joke :(

@yogabbagabba37211 Год назад

@@annebruecks7381 Worldstar was a website where people would post fighting videos. It got to a point where if people were fighting you whip out your phone record them and yell Worldstar in the background so you could upload it. (Not that that is a requirement to upload it.)

@tkhachi Год назад

@@yogabbagabba37211 was 😩 I wish

@stevenkmiller Год назад

@@yogabbagabba37211 Hey thanks, I had no idea.

@iricandescence Год назад

Thank you! I also didn't get that reference 😅

@larrys6111 Год назад

I really appreciated the structure of the hand sanitizer joke -- you think the joke is that the kid calls it "cum", but then she hits you with the "semen" line. Good stuff!

@MrArtVein Год назад

She's an English teacher! Lol

@scaleonkhan183 Год назад

6:45

@D-Fens_1632 Год назад

And you can just tell that was one that really happened lol

@replynotificationsdisabled Год назад

@@MrArtVein and? She probably texts in abbreviations.

@MrArtVein Год назад

@@replynotificationsdisabled what? Lol why you hating Mr reply notifications off lol

@DanielleBaylor Год назад

"They'll respect your pronouns, but not you as a person." Oh my God, she's genius. This set was hilarious 😂

@cubemerula5264 Год назад

Do you feel the word genius just gets thrown around lately?

@methyod Год назад

@sexy monkey We speak English, not French. There is no central authority regulating our language, it evolves constantly, and as such prescriptivism makes absolutely no sense. Words mean what people intend them to mean, and every English language dictionary reflects this by defining words as they're actually used. As a thought exercise, I recommend you go read something written in English from, for instance, the turn of the 20th century. You'll find all sorts of words used differently than how they're commonly used now. Ask yourself, how did those meanings change? If you'd like to speak a language regulated by a central authority, plenty exist, but English has never been and never will be one of them.

@crystalsherman8896 Год назад

It's true

@darkfx3208 6 месяцев назад

@@methyodName a few languages where a central authority controls how its spoken by the everyday users. Name one.

@RushWheeler 2 месяца назад

@@darkfx3208Quebecois French:

@n3mo1123 Год назад

a high school English teacher telling a yo mama joke is just mwah~ chef kiss

@jenniferpartridge6235 Год назад

18 yrs as a middle school English teacher and this was 🔥🔥

@johnscott2126 Год назад

She's fantastic. I wish I had more teachers like her. I've considered becoming a teacher. But I'm also afraid of having a Principal Kaylee, spelt with a G and four other silent letters.

@kckun7385 Год назад

Kayghleigh 😭

@sp1ralg1rl Год назад

@@kckun7385 THIS IS SENDING ME

@marvlarc Год назад

@@kckun7385 you really found the combo 🤣

@queen_banana22 Год назад

I'm a teacher, and having "a Principal Kaylee" is not the worst thing out there ^_^;

@KittyHerder Год назад

Don't forget the gratuitous apostrophes.

@cannondaleman1 Год назад

Her almost monotone delivery to her act is funny. I like this girl. Never seen her before but she's good. I bet she really is many of her kid's favorite teacher. I'm sure she's loved by them. She's pretty awesome.

@flipper6357 Год назад

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@silverkitty2503 Год назад

yeah you dont know todays kids ..no teacher is their fav they hate them all equally

@cannondaleman1 Год назад

@@silverkitty2503 Ya. You might be right. But I'm sure there are still a lot of good kids out there today who love their teachers. Not all kids are evil these days. But you're right that times and attitudes have changed. It's just not the same.

@user-wh5fj6pj6m Год назад

@@silverkitty2503I have favourite teachers

@egyptjaguar9050 Год назад

@@silverkitty2503That's definitely not true. Everyone's always fighting over who's the best teacher (and occasionally the most attractive 🙄)

@MyKrabi Год назад

This woman needs her own HBO series ASAP. I need MORE ...

@sam-jf6cq Год назад

This set she does is hilarious, and that is because its from truth. I could type a novel here about how all the things she mentioned exist, but I won't. All I can say is, if you have never seen this kind of behavior, and you have never seen teachers completely dehumanized in this way, then count yourself lucky. It means you've never had to see this abuse first hand. Her humor here is coming from stuff she had to go through, or things people she knows have gone through.

@letitgoc.7551 Год назад

Yes !!! I was a teachers aide! I saw all this first hand. It was tough to watch the teacher struggle with admin, parents and the students. It was so overwhelming. But the teacher remained so caring and chill

@WamMom2010 4 месяца назад

My mom was a high school teacher for 30 years. This teacher is spitting 100% facts. She funny but it reminds me of seeing my mom stressed out expression at the end of every day.

@jawsvvvvv Год назад

I was in a parent teacher meeting with my son where the assistant principal said and I quote " kids behavior issues could have to do with moon phases that were going on these days" My son's teachers started looking down and up at the ceiling. My wife spoke up to break the silence in the room and changed the subject. We have been laughing at that one for years....

@LaUnicaEsperanza 6 месяцев назад

It's Real, though. 😳 Doesn't make Sense, but on a full moon, the kids are wild. ERs say the same thing.

@erinblu8551 Год назад

As a high school English teacher, I can attest that she rocks!

@mirandaharlow3719 Год назад

And as a high schooler who ADORES my English teachers I can attest that you're doing amazing:)

@lavenderllamamusic Год назад

English teachers were the best in my high school! Two in particular were some of the funniest guys. I have them on social media now haha

@epicfaul Год назад

She’s the teacher I needed when I was young 😂

@juswolf22 Год назад

She was probably your classmate then

@meggiemcguire8114 Год назад

I had a male version of her for my study hall class...Dude would get pissed if a fight broke out in class, not because of the fighting, but because no one gave him a heads-up to 'have an excuse to leave the room' so he could at least have 'plausible deniability' when he said he didn't see anything. Lol! Basically he was like 'beat the ever-loving shit out of each other, I don't give a fuck, but don't you dare get me in trouble with the principal, cause that dude's a prick.'

@mizuboni9108 Год назад

same.

@dys1525 Год назад

Don´t worry. You´re not the oldest bitch on the planet.

@crystal2814 Год назад

She's funny as hell. As an educator, you can tell that she's exhausted and deals with so much disrespect

@msq7041 Год назад

Not entirely unwarrented, ACAB includes teachers😎😎😎 /hj

@dev0luti0n Год назад

@@msq7041 Okay, doofus.

@mischr13 Год назад

@@msq7041 no

@msq7041 Год назад

Wow boomers really need to learn tone indicators whoda thunk /lh

@kawaiionee-chan9557 Год назад

@@msq7041 I am ashamed you is in my generation😭

@IanTranSend Год назад

Hard lived experiences plus her phenomenal one-two cadence for an unexpected delivery is amazing. I hope a lot of good changes will be inspired for how educators are valued and supported in addition to better times for her students and wish her all the best.

@semievilsquirrel Год назад

This made me laugh harder than I have in a long time!

@amortranquilo661 Год назад

She's slaying all the way!! Can't wait to see more of her comedy!

@kimf8635 Год назад

Respecting my pronouns, not me as a person was the funniest, most relatable thing I’ve heard. Immediately shared with my 3 teens! Freaking love her!

@littleripper312 Год назад

Best line agree, I will remember that one!

@magnarcreed3801 23 дня назад

I mean it’s simple. I don’t have to respect you. But I’m not gonna disrespect you.

@futrpdr Год назад

Loving the fresh take/content. Sadly, I can sense the pain in frustration behind the jokes. I have friends that are teachers in the US, and man, I honestly don't how they do it.

@jewels3400 Год назад

Comedy is a good way to get it out? 😅

@spicnspan87 Год назад

student loans leave them no other choice

@k.5425 Год назад

@@carisoul2180 not to mention the shootouts

@sonquatsch8585 Год назад

actually i think she is above it and she has no pain about it but rather pity for those who try giving her trouble.

@cvpete Год назад

As a teacher in the UK I can confirm the situation is just as dire. Only saving grace is we don't have to worry as much about the possibility of guns.

@NovasYouTubeName 8 месяцев назад

Love this! “It’s not racist my dad’s white” 😂😂❤❤

@HeatherClayton-l3r Год назад

I also teach high school, can totally relate! This is a wonderful, well-written set!

@thomaskotch4770 Год назад

Me too!

@belforio Год назад

I love that she was able to pull off a callback on a 10 min set. Love it!

@valentinefoley3507 Год назад

"No Principle Kaylie, my classroom is not a vibe. Please leave"😂💀

@scarlettphoenix7024 Год назад

56 year old high school English teacher here…I am laughing so hard…I’ve done the span from Gen X to Gen Z…So I REALLY get it!

@TeamCat1128 Год назад

If ur 56, then u ARE Gen X. 😊

@susiechevalier221 Год назад

😂

@openyourmind3763 Год назад

@AllThat Remains yeah but when she was in her twenties she would have been teaching the youngest Gen X.

@kevingibson2519 Год назад

Wow, need a full special from her. Incredible delivery and the punchlines were awesome.

@HollyCranfan Год назад

My cousin was teaching special Ed when an assailant entered the school. They left her with her students in the library and everyone else left except the classroom being taken as hostage. Crap is real. She protected her kids but one child was killed in the hostage room. Very sad she stopped teaching. Times have changed.

@fairwearth690 Год назад

OMG, so sorry to hear this! Hopefully your cousin is able to get some appropriate help for her trauma. She is truly a hero, and she is fortunate to have such an empathetic relative as you in her life.

@cynthiaholland13 Год назад

This is horrible. I'm so, so sorry

@NoConsequenc3 2 месяца назад

Times have NOT changed. It's still like that today.

@vincanautica Год назад

Her punchlines are magnificent. It's all unexpected! As a teacher I relate so much. Good stuff, slay kween💅

@IggyTthunders Год назад

A gym having a pizza party is like a dentist giving out candy on Halloween: a long term investment.

@rachelramsey8994 Год назад

yep. I think Wednesday was pizza day.

@COMPUTER.SCIENCE. Год назад

😂

@arthas640 Год назад

There's been cases of Planet Fitness doing that with pizza or donuts

@JOSEPH-vs2gc 10 месяцев назад

or like the big pharma companies in cahoots with the media companies in cahoots with the politicians who are in cahoots with....

@shabrethajennings7291 8 месяцев назад

@@arthas640 If it's once a week that's not bad and I'm sure their not giving out whole pizzas and a dozen of donuts per customer. I believe in having a cheat day I did I lost weight still worked out it keep me sane. You have to do what works for you, cutting everything out usually results in binge eating falling off the wagon all together.

@matthewjay660 Год назад

As a veteran high school teacher of 11 years, she had me in tears of laughter because she is my psychological ID unleashed. Preach, Liz! 🤚🏻Preach, Sister!

@writerwarriorqueen 8 месяцев назад

Ba ha ha 😂 I can relate to the teaching part! Spent 30 year's of my life, as a Special Education Teacher Assistant. Working with disabled children, from Grade 1 - 12. In both the Public & Private sectors. A most "MASSIVE" shout out of appreciation🙌👏to her & ALL Teacher's plus TA's. I feel they are "essential" job's. Most definitely "not" paid enough, nor acknowledged for what we/they do. Beautiful Blessing's💐from here in Canada 🇨🇦🙋‍♀️👋

@rebeccageiger9110 Год назад

Great set! Not a teacher but you paint a vivid picture of today's teacher struggles.

@christophercrowe8321 Год назад

I've never felt a series of jokes more than these. Being a first year teacher for Gen Z is....a ride for sure!

@bocchimusic Год назад

Yes, first year teaching in public school. This shit is crazy.

@ReviewBoard-uy5nv Год назад

I laughed at EVERY joke. So good

@rightchordleadership Год назад

Ironically, I didn’t laugh at ANY jokes.

@josuepolanco8879 Год назад

@@rightchordleadership Well, I laughed at this one 🤣😂

@justmontina Год назад

She was hilarious! This bit was so funny I sent it to all my teacher friends and listened to it twice. The kids in those classrooms are crazy as hell and although she was humorous, she was being truthful!

@TheSoycrates Год назад

This was such a good set. Heartwarming, funny, chill and real

@Tony8418 11 месяцев назад

There’s literally a Golden Corral next to my Planet Fitness. And a dive bar, and a Starbucks, and a dollar tree, and a suspicious looking massage parlor with blackout tinted windows. Whatever your addiction is, this plaza has it.

@coryspang7548 Год назад

I'm Gen Z and I was super respectful to teachers when I was a student. Mad respect to teachers.

@BethBruch Год назад

My Gen Z students tend to be super respectful. I truly appreciate y'all!

@digitalpickles1277 Год назад

As a millennial I really like Gen Z. High schoolers are always troublesome. I think you guys were probably less than the generations prior, and waaay less then gen x or boomers.

@jasmainjasmain2906 Год назад

Sure it didn’t go unnoticed ❤

@Thelastgamer313 Год назад

@@digitalpickles1277disagree on the less than prior gens like tiktok sorta encouraged alot of Z to do some awful stuff like the “devious licks” thing

@hatleyhoward7193 Месяц назад

@@digitalpickles1277As a Gen X’er, can confirm was troublesome. Even us with great GPA’s and test scores did not hold back on being extra to the teaching staff. Teacher deserve hazard pay.

@TheoneVesperwind Год назад

As a teacher I was rolling and trying to hold back the tears. Everything is accurate to the T!!!!

@plant495 4 месяца назад

Thank you for teaching. You don't deserve any bullying! The kids should be thanking you.

@Anonymous0996 Год назад

I haven’t laughed that hard in a minute. Her deliveries were on point. I hope she continues to do more standup

@breal7277 Год назад

The non-educators can laugh wholeheartedly at these jokes, teachers laughter is marred with sadness because they know Liz just speaks the truth. The truth sometimes is so painful, you just gave to laugh about it. My R E S P E C T to all teachers.

@PamelaRay-l7x 3 месяца назад

You are the funniest new comedian I’ve seen in a long time! You’re too smart and too funny to be teaching. God bless you I could never do it.❤

@joshcollins3135 Год назад

You can tell she’s a teacher with great set ups & punchlines lol. This was great!

@mashazainap5112 Год назад

Being a teacher, I feel this in so many ways even though I'm not from the US. She is really good 😂🤣

@adamaloof1334 Год назад

I just woke my roommate up from laughing so hard. Thank you for representing teachers and thank you for being you

@aomaito5549 Год назад

I remember in 7th grade we got a new science teacher, brand new young woman coming into the field, and my class just absolutely destroyed her, she would go in the hallway and cry, other teachers would see her and then come in and yell at the class (there was one teacher who taught 8th grade and she was like a drill sgt) eventually she just stopped going to work and we were left with substitutes for the rest of the year, she didn't even last till the end of winter. She was such a good teacher too, she knew everything about the material and as a person who science comes easily i got to enjoy hearing what she had to say in the field. Really wish i could meet her again, i cant even remember her name it was so long ago. I hope shes doing well.

@hatleyhoward7193 Месяц назад

She could have made one comment like, “y’all aren’t attractive enough to be stupid and not learn this” and shut it down. The problem is, children, like dogs, can smell fear. Once you let the idiot children have control over your emotions… you’re done.

@lilacfunk Год назад

This is was one of the best sets I’ve seen in a long time! Hope to see a lot more of Liz Blanc!

@monicarenee7949 Год назад

I wasn’t expecting to laugh out loud because I usually don’t at many comedians nowadays but I actually did! I felt like her “one child left behind” joke was genius and the crowd didn’t get it

@IanTranSend Год назад

Oh yes so glad you raised this -- I'm just now catching the layers to that joke, wow! It definitely speaks to the educators and those who lived through the initial buzz during the Bush era for No Child Left Behind initiatives.

@dogchaser520 Год назад

Assuming the ones who laughed got the reference. But yeah: leave 'em all behind. That was the beginning of the end, the start of the serious investment in dumbing down the US. Heavily tie funding to yearly test scores and blame the current state of things as opposed to acknowledging that there was any systemic issue... Really evil stuff.

@SakuraMoonflower Год назад

You have to be aware of the "No Child Left Behind" law Bush started along with understanding how some states are encouraging teachers to pick up arms to protect students from shooters...

@waterywingz Год назад

She’s the reason y all my English teachers were my fave, growing up. They def had the most heart & personality 😆👏👏👏

@AstrudWorld Год назад

It's funny because I'm a Gen Z teacher teaching Gen Z students and the interactions and the moments are hilarious 🤣

@cutiedopo17 Год назад

Older gen Z and tail end gen Z are soooo different. Older gen Z are mini millennials

@DerHammerSpricht Год назад

@@cutiedopo17 The real difference is if you are Corporate Social Media native, or merely a digital native. The Corporate Social Media natives are the wired-up half-feral ones she's talking about in this set

@joelbedulla4 Год назад

lol what's your age? I teach too but I'm 22

@sourdoughsavant22 Год назад

@@cutiedopo17so true!

@munimathbypeterfelton6251 Год назад

@@cutiedopo17I feel the same way about my fellow Millennials. Those of us Millennials who were born in the ‘80s are very different from Millennials who were born in the ‘90s.

@peter7235 Год назад

This video deserves a lot more likes. It is a laughing-out-loud funny, top shelf performance. Top marks for this one, Liz Blanc. I thank you and I believe in you!

@mc76 Год назад

Prior to retiring in 2019, I taught all four generations currently alive. I dealt with my share of unmotivated and disinterested Boomers, GenXer, and Millennials. It is part of the job. But until I taught Zoomers, I had never worked with people who were willfully, militantly ignorant.

@jacobotter708 Год назад

damn that was one of the tightest sets i've seen in a long time. she was CRUSHING, and such a unique point of view! i'd love to see more of miss marm! *chefs kiss*

@mysticalpineapple7263 Год назад

“I can’t cover my coffee and yell worldstar” 😂😂😂

@Ramonerdna Год назад

She had SOOOO many good one liners, the story telling and delivery were incredible too

@ModernMoonBean Год назад

I'm a substitute teacher and it's relief listening to this. ❤ U

@PursuingHeaven Год назад

As a former teacher of 20 yrs you have no idea how much I identified with this-

@tikondavid287 Год назад

'Hit-after-hit' with the jokes! So funny and intellectually stimulating

@rhodabaruch4 Год назад

She was fire! ACTUALLY funny. Crazy that’s where comedy is today where a lot are not.

@BSwims777 Год назад

"Teachers can get called down to the principal for discipline." New fear unlocked!! 😬

@cdorman11 Год назад

A student says to me in front of the rest of the class, "You can teach however you want." Uh, _how_ many dotted-line bosses do I have? And how many of them contradict the training I've received?

@Leskeepingitreal Год назад

I think she was hella funny I think she was blowing off steam from how hard it is to be a teacher . I wish I had a teacher like her maybe someone would of understand me .

@EmpressFerra Год назад

"I met your mom on conference!" 🤣

@soulslasher Год назад

The delivery was pretty decent but the jokes were brilliant 🤣

@mrsrussell Год назад

Hilarious!!! I relate to everything she said!!! As a former school teacher in a very ethnically diverse school, I have been called a "fat b!tch" in at least 4 different languages 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Sherle-y1f 2 месяца назад

Wow. What has this world come to?

@einahsirro1488 Год назад

I taught English in LAUSD for 16 years. Absolutely one of the most stressful jobs in the world, just behind soldier, cop, and fire fighter.

@Sherle-y1f 2 месяца назад

Been there. Done that.

@cairneoleander8130 Год назад

“You think your teacher can have a house in LA” could have been followed by “I teach English, but math seems to be failing you”

@zyxwut321 Год назад

Just well done, well-executed stand-up comedy. She actually kind of gives me Mama Cass vibes, like Mama Cass reincarnated in the 21st century. Can so easily imagine her playing a public high school teacher on a sitcom as well, maybe have her in the same cinematic universe as "Abbott Elementary". LOL

@larrynguyen85 Год назад

This woman killed it! Every joke was so good and the delivery was on point! Glad to know she's tenured haha

@MrHeer Год назад

Thank you Liz. I hope writing and delivering your comedy is therapeutic and keeps you centered. I enjoyed it! Love to all the teachers like you fighting to make a difference despite how society values us. Stay golden.

@benjaminhenrie9335 Год назад

Shoutout to the guy who yelled "yeah" after the seven joke like it proved a personal argument that he is still mad about.

@sander_bouwhuis 10 месяцев назад

Incredible material! It has comedy with a lot of sadness and drama. I especially felt the joke about taking the gun... and holding up a Staples to get school supplies. That one really cut deep. I wish the absolute best and hope to see you make it on the biggest stages.