Agreed. I once wore some girl shorts and the pockets are like half the depth of my normal shorts pockets despite the actual clothes being the same size. I don't get why. It doesn't even look all that different.
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I feel you on the pockets thing. Seriously, why do women's pants not have pockets? Are big jeans and big purse in cahoots or something? Forget all the other conspiracy theories, this is the one to go in on.
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this concept feels like that episode of Animaniacs where the Animaniacs accidentally wandered into hell and they annoyed Satan so much that he kicked them up to heaven
The part about pants is soo true 🤣 I work in the IT and one day I visited my family in Poland. I was at a store in Poland called Biedronka and I found there some pants. One for woman with small pockets that could only hold a pocket watch or foldable car key and around the corner there was some "do it yourself" compartment with some tools and one big basket full with pants. I bought two of them, one in bright-brown and one dark-green color and bruh, after I tested them, I immediately drove again to that store and bought 10 of them. They have 7 pockets, one of them has a zipper and the best thing is that the capacity is just so great. I put my 1gen Switch, Switch OLED into them and they didn't stick out at all. I started loading them as much as possible and I fitted 1xswitch 1gen, keychain with 8 keys, small coke can, 1 Valve Steam-Deck, my wallet, wireless charging pad, 5 SSD's, 4meters long LAN Cable and in my "ass pockets" I was able to fit one 10tb desktop hard drive in each pocket 🤣 Ever since I tested the capacity, I started to wear them to work. I can carry my iFixit toolkit there, some cables, flash drives with different OS's and some other stuff that I needed to do my work. It's just so great and the best thing is that it's barely noticeable that I have anything in the pockets and I got rid off the bag that I used for all that stuff that I'm now carrying in my plants 🤣
@@FakeASMR PARKSIDE and the brighter ones are from Ardon. They seem to also distribute some workers pants with even bigger pocket(s) but unfortunately I don't think that a mix of blue and black or blue with corners of the pockets being bright green are suitable for casual wearing unless you're working at some construction company or as a car mechanic 😅 I didn't paid too much for each of them. One was like 12.80usd and another one was like 17.31usd (worth in polish złotych). The only differences are the colors and how you can secure it them if they're too big. Cheaper one has holders for belt and the more expensive one has a rope (in matching color) integrated into them
@@FakeASMR np. If you want some pants for summer days, get ones from the brand me°ru` They have a two zippers where one uncovers your leg in the middle and the second one uncovers the middle part of your leg between the ankle and the knee. In both cases it doesn't matter which part you remove, you still get access to the 5th and the 6th pocket.