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Teasing A Sleep Paralysis Demon (ASMR Roleplay) [Demon Listener] [F4A] 

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Script: Commissioned by Brandon Porter
Listener: Neutral (Demon)
Imagine sleeping smh couldn't be me

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@spicyghoul
@spicyghoul Год назад
"It was time for listener to go, he had heard everything"
@lotematu2812
@lotematu2812 Год назад
Oh no
@christofferthorsson607
@christofferthorsson607 Год назад
As a guy, fake pockets is one of those things I've always found perplexing
@huntersmith1943
@huntersmith1943 Год назад
what do you mean?
@unusual_sandwich
@unusual_sandwich Год назад
@@huntersmith1943 pockets on women's clothing only being there for looks and not there for holding things
@xaphan_fallen_angel
@xaphan_fallen_angel Год назад
Agreed. I once wore some girl shorts and the pockets are like half the depth of my normal shorts pockets despite the actual clothes being the same size. I don't get why. It doesn't even look all that different.
@tecgoku3200
@tecgoku3200 8 месяцев назад
​@@xaphan_fallen_angelthe small pockets thing is to make your @$$ look big. If the pockets look small the butt looks big by comparison.
@alexgids
@alexgids Год назад
Just let ladies have pockets!
@MoonKnight6969
@MoonKnight6969 Год назад
Just use a pistol case!
@Killcam555
@Killcam555 Год назад
This sort of gender inequality shall not stand. Anyone who dares deny women their right to functional pockets will have a reckoning to face.
@yn5868
@yn5868 Год назад
"You're a really good listener, has anyone told you that?" Listener: dude that's literally my name, and I listen to people speak for a living. "No?" Listener: CURSE MY INABILITY TO SPEAK!
@TiernanHousman
@TiernanHousman Год назад
DAMNIT!
@Embersofthedark
@Embersofthedark 10 месяцев назад
THIS CURSE IS UNBEARABLE
@Lowtiervergil347
@Lowtiervergil347 Год назад
Little advice: sleep paralysis is mostly caused by not getting enough sleep
@theboringlifeofjj7302
@theboringlifeofjj7302 Год назад
Why would you tell me that
@samj8058
@samj8058 Год назад
Really? Interesting.
@guncatto2625
@guncatto2625 Год назад
I literally sleep in a closet sleep paralysis doesn't work on me. Because I don't get it. Funny because I have bad sleep.
@kuru_kuru_hikaru
@kuru_kuru_hikaru Год назад
Yeah it is
@Enirom
@Enirom Год назад
I wonder why i never had sleep paralysis then
@mirage809
@mirage809 Год назад
I feel you on the pockets thing. Seriously, why do women's pants not have pockets? Are big jeans and big purse in cahoots or something? Forget all the other conspiracy theories, this is the one to go in on.
@huntersmith1943
@huntersmith1943 Год назад
no they do sometime have those small pockets that nothing can fit in which i say is more annoying then no pockets
@themaddoctor5304
@themaddoctor5304 Год назад
"Something about her terrified expression when we first met....it flutters my nonexistent heart. Even now, she's still cute somehow. I'm surprised she is no longer scared of me however. I guess humans really do adapt quickly. Maybe she'd still be weary if I could do more than just stand over her ominously. Ah well."
@ElceePlaysCiv
@ElceePlaysCiv Год назад
this concept feels like that episode of Animaniacs where the Animaniacs accidentally wandered into hell and they annoyed Satan so much that he kicked them up to heaven
@elsombero1747
@elsombero1747 Год назад
The part about pants is soo true 🤣 I work in the IT and one day I visited my family in Poland. I was at a store in Poland called Biedronka and I found there some pants. One for woman with small pockets that could only hold a pocket watch or foldable car key and around the corner there was some "do it yourself" compartment with some tools and one big basket full with pants. I bought two of them, one in bright-brown and one dark-green color and bruh, after I tested them, I immediately drove again to that store and bought 10 of them. They have 7 pockets, one of them has a zipper and the best thing is that the capacity is just so great. I put my 1gen Switch, Switch OLED into them and they didn't stick out at all. I started loading them as much as possible and I fitted 1xswitch 1gen, keychain with 8 keys, small coke can, 1 Valve Steam-Deck, my wallet, wireless charging pad, 5 SSD's, 4meters long LAN Cable and in my "ass pockets" I was able to fit one 10tb desktop hard drive in each pocket 🤣 Ever since I tested the capacity, I started to wear them to work. I can carry my iFixit toolkit there, some cables, flash drives with different OS's and some other stuff that I needed to do my work. It's just so great and the best thing is that it's barely noticeable that I have anything in the pockets and I got rid off the bag that I used for all that stuff that I'm now carrying in my plants 🤣
@FakeASMR
@FakeASMR Год назад
that's fn sick, you got the brand name for those pants?
@elsombero1747
@elsombero1747 Год назад
@@FakeASMR PARKSIDE and the brighter ones are from Ardon. They seem to also distribute some workers pants with even bigger pocket(s) but unfortunately I don't think that a mix of blue and black or blue with corners of the pockets being bright green are suitable for casual wearing unless you're working at some construction company or as a car mechanic 😅 I didn't paid too much for each of them. One was like 12.80usd and another one was like 17.31usd (worth in polish złotych). The only differences are the colors and how you can secure it them if they're too big. Cheaper one has holders for belt and the more expensive one has a rope (in matching color) integrated into them
@FakeASMR
@FakeASMR Год назад
@@elsombero1747 sweet, thanks dude
@elsombero1747
@elsombero1747 Год назад
@@FakeASMR np. If you want some pants for summer days, get ones from the brand me°ru` They have a two zippers where one uncovers your leg in the middle and the second one uncovers the middle part of your leg between the ankle and the knee. In both cases it doesn't matter which part you remove, you still get access to the 5th and the 6th pocket.
@misterabcnew2888
@misterabcnew2888 Год назад
"And deep pockets too." There's a reason I can hold a gaming PC in my left pocket. Right pocket phone. Left pocket whole house.
@Brayden1987
@Brayden1987 Год назад
“Shadow it’s me THE DEVIL”
@aidenscythe8937
@aidenscythe8937 Год назад
I feel like women's pants don't have pockets to force them to buy purses and hand bags
@Flami_Runy
@Flami_Runy Год назад
"mY sO cAlLeD sLeEp PaRaLySiS dEmOn" I'm trying my best here, OK?!
@t26e3pershingtank
@t26e3pershingtank Год назад
"Sup baby girl its ya boi"
@palagolin8297
@palagolin8297 Год назад
I can't believe the pockets were fake.
@vaanmarler7979
@vaanmarler7979 Год назад
"WHO DAFUQ SHITS ON THE WAAALLS HAHAHAHA XD"
@m1xxx3r
@m1xxx3r Год назад
in this YT channel even pockets in pants are Fake 🤣
@unusual_sandwich
@unusual_sandwich Год назад
That's a real issue but I assume you know that
@evilmandrake
@evilmandrake Год назад
Pocket equality now!
@MrTechpriest40000
@MrTechpriest40000 Год назад
My sleep paralysis demon and me were as close as friends can be
@Mittens_the_neko
@Mittens_the_neko Год назад
Yeah! Borgor and borgor's sleep paralysis demon became best friends because of our love for oreos
@Embersofthedark
@Embersofthedark 10 месяцев назад
Yeah me and Greg are good buddies (totally not the other way around where I scare the shit out of him due to being sleep deprived for most of my life)
@itsyaboi.1645
@itsyaboi.1645 Год назад
This is one hell of a concept haha
@vormic
@vormic Год назад
The real demon is the person who made those pants
@senseal5462
@senseal5462 Год назад
One thing I only found out recently is that you women are hiding snacks and gum in your handbags.
@indosomni
@indosomni Год назад
imagine not being able to fit an entire nursing home in your pocket...
@unusual_sandwich
@unusual_sandwich Год назад
Smh couldn't be me
@TobyAnderson
@TobyAnderson Год назад
Sounds good to me.
@scolikres8188
@scolikres8188 Год назад
im starting to wonder where do you find these ideas, cant say i didnt enjoied it tho
@lol-2247
@lol-2247 Год назад
a surprise to be sure but a welcome one
@michaelcouch5924
@michaelcouch5924 9 месяцев назад
From the videos of yours I've watched I love the comments at the end. They're always so funny.
@Yandere_Bunny
@Yandere_Bunny Год назад
I'd love more of this
@Hashtag_homo14
@Hashtag_homo14 Год назад
I- would like pockets… that’d be great.
@SuperSpike47
@SuperSpike47 Год назад
Fantastic video fake 🐱
@Gabrielpliskin
@Gabrielpliskin Год назад
Please say "This is Snake, do you read me Otacon?"
@rocketghoul5450
@rocketghoul5450 Год назад
Love it great job on the video
@Starhasdied
@Starhasdied Год назад
Real
@woodyrather3802
@woodyrather3802 Год назад
jeez i'm starting to wonder if i'm the sleep paralysis demon, or if its the jean manufacturers
@tomward4240
@tomward4240 Год назад
Hey Fake, have you considered a script where you're a D&D Warlock Patron?
@JakeSm4sh
@JakeSm4sh Год назад
Comment for the algorithm
@Antonio-is2cn
@Antonio-is2cn Год назад
You're very cute!
@childconsumer7169
@childconsumer7169 Год назад
How tf did this end up in my recommended
@ABerb
@ABerb 8 месяцев назад
Part2 ❤❤❤❤❤
@ArmedJade
@ArmedJade Год назад
Who the hell even invented fake pockets in pants
@SUP3RN0VAYT
@SUP3RN0VAYT Год назад
My sleep paralysis demon just looks like the video of the ghost
@ElFurros
@ElFurros Год назад
Why people always put ads at the end of the video i was boutta sleep lmao
@lol-2247
@lol-2247 Год назад
hello there
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