Technoblade being Technoblade for 8 minutes straight!

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Technoblade just being the typical Technoblade we all know and love!
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Donate at: www.curesarcoma.org/technobla...
Buy Merch: www.technoblade.com/
May he rest easy! RIP Alex!
#CharityForTechno
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I've tried to find the most typical hilarious Technoblade Moments and mainly focused on having a good portion of variety in the clips!
I think I've found very good Clips for the Video so It has the right to have the title technoblade sarcastic moments
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Yes the title is totally taken from MCC News compilation!
Source:
/ @mccnews7437
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DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CLIPS. I CREATE COMPILATIONS OR HIGHLIGHTS BASED ON THEM!
If you want your Clip to be taken down please contact me on my E-Mail [ DreamsNightmare@web.de ]
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@NightmareProductions Год назад

Support Technos Last Wish! Donate at: www.curesarcoma.org/technoblade-tribute/ Buy Merch: www.technoblade.com/ May he rest easy! RIP Alex! #CharityForTechno

@THEbackyardguy Год назад

@inyourgame6131 Год назад

We shall miss this orphan forever.

@brianli9365 Год назад

He will make fun of orphans till the very end.

@dirtkingy Год назад

@darcydjng2862 Год назад

We love man

@woojinlee2481 Год назад

"Having abolished all governments of men, I have ascended to heaven to take on the Kingdom of God." -Technoblade

@keshavken5275 Год назад

Spread the word my fellow comrade. ONE OF US

@TennisKid8 Год назад

Technically blade was an anthiest so he doesn’t believe in heaven

@fireflymiesumae Год назад

R.I.P

@jackunknown1692 Год назад

Technoblade never dies

@buddylake1824 Год назад

Man's didn't die, he just went to teach God a lesson... THE lesson; he deserves.

@kiaandrilo 3 года назад

Techno asking if Tommy tried to buy his parents' house isn't even that unfair What a power move that'd be. They could never use "my house, my rules" on him again *And that's one of the strongest parent phrases to most of them*

@MrMajesticMajesty 3 года назад

The ultimate reverse uno card

@user-yx2tj7tf1y 3 года назад

Yo yes-

@infernalord1526 3 года назад

Seriously. Do you realize how offensive it would be to go up to your parents and buy their house. And let's keep in mind, you can't buy a house without someone willing to sell it. No parent, however they're doing financially, would be happy for their child to offer to buy their house.

@Tiddibearr 3 года назад

@@infernalord1526 damm i see someone's parents raised a degenerate enough child to not understand what sarcasm is

@infernalord1526 3 года назад

@@Tiddibearr It was sarcasm when Techno said it. This comment is not.

@Shikaschima 3 года назад

The moment Wilbur understands how goddamn stubborn Techno is when he says "I haven't logged off"

@Nerdnumberone 2 года назад

Hyperfocus is a symptom of ADHD (which Techno has explicitly said that he has).

@foxicecube 2 месяца назад

@@Nerdnumberone i once got hyperfocused on reading the bible, and read it in one sitting.

@mnm8065 3 года назад

Love how at 2:25 techno's actually offended for a second until he realized he needs to affirm it to keep up his poor act lol

@Dbowser-de3hu 10 месяцев назад

Yea

@sunarin1036 3 года назад

"I'm an atheist but when God sends me to hell, i want him to hesitate" 😭☝️

@_qulz 3 года назад

"for a few seconds" 💀💀💀💀💀

@ironvader6602 3 года назад

I am your 1 subscriber lol

@floppuh7479 3 года назад

This is at 666 like, I’m not touching it.

@sharkdew 3 года назад

700th like poggers

@Bietrijst 3 года назад

835th like feeling good

@Kawaii_- 3 года назад

technoblade: "im so poor" ranboo: "indeed"

@HampterCEOalt 2 года назад

Ranboo has a chest full of totems A chest full of stacks of emerald blocks And more

@overwatchenthusist3472 Год назад

@@HampterCEOalt thats….. the joke

@kennethkendaarkennedy2689 3 года назад

I can't believe he was only Technoblade for 8 minutes :(

@perica1553 3 года назад

Nah he's been Technoblade for 21 years, don't be sad.

@phoenixgaming4185 3 года назад

@@perica1553 where is the video evidence?

@roeital5504 3 года назад

@@perica1553 the rest of the time he is either The Blood God, techno the pig or the potato king

@raspberryvise9630 3 года назад

@@roeital5504 Or Speaking in third persson and laughing like a lunatic IMAO

@itsnotkidnappingifyouownit 2 года назад

@@perica1553 pictures or it didn't happen

@MrDinoDNA Год назад

Rest in peace, Technoblade. We all love you.

@KainCarthyst 3 года назад

"Everyone let's point are guns at him while we are sitting. It's like the U.S. school system"

@XxStrawberryBobaTeaxX 3 года назад

*I live in America and this hits close to home not gonna lie-* 😭🤚🏻

@scmuntexe7756 2 года назад

Same rip This is a joke

@toasterbathbombs139 2 года назад

He ain’t wrong ok

@KainCarthyst 2 года назад

@@toasterbathbombs139 I know, I'm in school right now

@rubycox6862 2 года назад

I seen this as he said it 😂

@pineapplepizza1490 3 года назад

I saw all those clips more than hundred times Am I going to watch them again? Definitely

@ppbruhiguess8304 3 года назад

we are techno content deprived so its fine

@K1NGRaj 3 года назад

@@ppbruhiguess8304 but that’s what makes techno techno. We always got smthin to look forward too XD

@yeix7159 3 года назад

Yep

@anoydorang3863 3 года назад

@@ppbruhiguess8304 WE, ARE, THE TECHNO SUBS!!

@pogtree727 3 года назад

@@ppbruhiguess8304 It's really because his upload schedule sucks we have to watch his old vids

@mushfiquekamal3882 3 года назад

Techno took the notch apple from the chest for the pickaxe if anyone didnt see it yet.

@SSShah-143 3 года назад

I know, also tommy put it out in normal chest XD he deserved it

@richhobo1216 3 года назад

@@SSShah-143 tommy is the only person stupid enough to put a notch apple in a normal chest

@epickrazydoom7773 3 года назад

I’ve been trying to find it for a while and I’m blind, thank you

@user-lx7vn5kf5v 3 года назад

Yea i saw it

@sophwies 3 года назад

timestamp?

@urrrrrm 3 года назад

Technoblade is the only person who can constantly promote his channel and youtooz and still be liked by everybody

@mauricesteel4995 2 года назад

He took something annoying and turned it into a running joke.

@shoes_are_delicious 2 года назад

@@mauricesteel4995 just like Tommy, everyone called him annoying and he made it a brand

@slightlydistressedslug6627 10 месяцев назад

An inspiration 🫶

@Shogun.. 3 года назад

Thinks he’s been techno blade for around 22 years

@perica1553 3 года назад

He's still not 22 but ok.

@idoparkourlolatleastithink9616 3 года назад

@@perica1553 do you know what "around" means... And in literally a month techno will be 22

@_ellipticalpxin_2543 3 года назад

@@perica1553 I mean technically he is if you add nine months..

@perica1553 3 года назад

@@_ellipticalpxin_2543 imagine his mum hearing inside her: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!

@Joe_Pittard 3 года назад

22 years as of yesterday

@5pnsr 3 года назад

pretty sure that technoblade has been technoblade for more than 8 mins

@valacftw 3 года назад

LMAO 🤣

@leamsi6427 3 года назад

Maybe Iike 10 at least

@microrave3333 3 года назад

69 likes I can’t ruin it

@7xprodz899 3 года назад

maybe since he was born

@m0nster_07 3 года назад

@@microrave3333 well someone did

@vishblaze 3 года назад

Alt title: a pig being the most sarcastic person for 8 minutes straight

@shahzaibhassan6504 3 года назад

Hey

@beobue8296 3 года назад

@@shahzaibhassan6504 hi bro have a nice day

@perica1553 3 года назад

@@beobue8296 hey.

@taraktaras7327 3 года назад

@@perica1553 hi bro have a nice day

@taraktaras7327 3 года назад

(is this gonna go forever?)

@overlix8343 3 года назад

4:00 "I have potatoes at home" Potatoes at home: "new gold texture"

@roeital5504 3 года назад

No this are *B E A N S*

@eagleeye7743 2 года назад

@@roeital5504 no iron is beans 😂

@aleciatomasek3210 3 года назад

tommy: i shouldent have yelled at them they are pissed techno: did you try buying their house?

@crystalize_l1362 3 года назад

I love how the transition between all those clips were just so smooth bc his monotone voice never changed so it's like all in the same record lol

@lesiuiuur123 3 года назад

2:32 2b2t players: we know, it's a shame

@ChinstF 3 года назад

Lmao

@Alex-ed9wm 3 года назад

Could you please explain that to me

@SubToEPG1 3 года назад

@@Alex-ed9wm 2b2t server have a machine that could break any block and the members can pickup all the blocks including BEDROCK!

@lesiuiuur123 3 года назад

@@SubToEPG1 but for i think 2 or 3 yeara there is plug in which delete bedrock and barrier blocks if you have them in inventory

@SubToEPG1 3 года назад

@@lesiuiuur123 yea

@noahwebb8161 2 года назад

7:49 That synchronized head-turn

@silverdandylmao Год назад

Ah, I miss him already. These were the good old days

@slightlydistressedslug6627 10 месяцев назад

🥹

@glitchyjc Год назад

The expression technoblade made in the thumbnail best describes how I feel right now

@the_great_crusade 2 года назад

6:09 you realize he spent over a year farming potatoes to 1up someone hes never meet

@Jasonjasonjasonjasonjasom 3 года назад

“Day one stuff”, including a piece of bedrock, a end rod, and 3 monsters spawners. B R O K E

@Moon-xq5sb 3 года назад

Does anyone else love his voice when he says 'I haven't logged off'

@KijinKitsunee 3 года назад

4:24 my favourite line of all times xD that and the Officer I drop kicked that child in self defence xD

@Anunforeseenthreat 2 года назад

okay but- DUDE- i love techno's laugh- its like simple, scary but perfect

@noinfo3174 Год назад

R.I.P Legend We Will Always Remember You

@lorirootes876 3 года назад

"I was gonna give you the steak i wasn't gonna do anything!" "Well i got the steak now so, Delivery Successful?"

@shadowskeep4964 3 года назад

I was expecting his chat to be like: BRUHHH TECHNOSHAME

@screamb0ii559 3 года назад

I bet only half the people watching know what a water hydra head is

@Xereiki 3 года назад

omg you're so cool 🔥🔥😎🥶

@nepnep1149 3 года назад

@@Xereiki oof

@mushfiquekamal3882 3 года назад

Idfk what it is tbh please tell me what it is.

@samuelhong2717 3 года назад

Skyblock nerds go brrrrr

@screamb0ii559 3 года назад

@@mushfiquekamal3882 in hypixel skyblock, there are different skills that your can level by doing things, such as farming, combat and fishing. When leveling up fishing, you unlock different mobs that you can catch, one of them being water hydra. It rarely droped this helmet called the water hydra head and that's why he stole it from timedeo (another content creator). JESUS THIS GAME IS MORE COMPLICATED THAN I ORIGINALLY THOUGHT

@savagevogue4889 3 года назад

"Stop looking at the ducking dog" LMAO 7:36

@ImRonza Год назад

Who’s watching this now after technos death and misses him

@cutelycute493 Год назад

Me 😞👋

@GHOST-rw1yd Год назад

Me :(

@OpperNoE Год назад

The real question is who doesn’t

@mcdonaldseggandcheesebiscu978 2 года назад

Technoblade- gets cancer- “just buy a new arm”

@lando1017 3 года назад

7:00 - Well Enderman, you forgot to account for a simple fact... that baby cow was not a pure bred, it WAS AN ORPHAN! And Techno kills those all the time.

@ZeraNex 3 года назад

Just casually has one bedrock, and calls himself broke

@sampadaoak1857 3 года назад

Techno - am poor Also feeds his horse GOLDEN WHEAT

@swf21 3 года назад

"Well I have the steak so delivery successful."

@mrblob8217 Год назад

Watching this now just makes me cry RIP Techoblade never dies...

@gentle_moonjellies3272 Год назад

rewatching every moments video I can. please rest in peace technoblade.

@lexx5030 3 года назад

The dog part omgg Looks at the dog:ah Quickly looks back:uhuh

@Hestiadite 3 года назад

Techno just being techno

@lukasz6559 3 года назад

Yeah

@user-ot3tu1yb2j 3 года назад

Yeah

@raimuriki 3 года назад

Yeah

@presidentnoob4798 3 года назад

Yeah

@ArguedLlama Год назад

@ashlight6107 2 года назад

1:05 Technoblade: *Steals a single arrow* heh heh heh... >:D

@RAMS4LIFE 3 года назад

1:42 I remember watching this live and having LITERAL TEARS coming out of my eyes (no cap)

@ashtonfn7931 2 года назад

cap

@AliferousAngels 2 года назад

Techno: **Is incredibly rich, has end rods, monster spawners, 8 totems of undying, bedrock, over a 100 wither skulls, half a stack of diamond blocks, a stack of gold blocks, half a stack of netherite and MORE** Also Techno: I'm so broke

@nukulus9344 3 года назад

1:35 HE SOUNDS LIKE GEORGE AND DREAM COMBINED WHAT

@groovy-doug 3 года назад

"i was going to give you some beef" "Well i have it now" TASK FAILED SUCCESSFULLY

@janusrhianiepablo6098 Год назад

R.I.P. Technoblade (our hero)

@GlitchedJordan1987 Год назад

The fact he said “when god sends me to hell I want him to hesitate “ but now that he’s gone we all know god has no hesitation to send him to heaven

@henz8303 Год назад

I cant get any more of this kind of humor since he passed away... Rest in peace.

@p1xelat3d 3 года назад

Am I the only one that vibes to that intro everytime

@AdmiredPaint9587 Год назад

May he forever rest i peace 🙏🙏

@TianaManuelRey 3 года назад

“I know right, I know, it’s like nothing.” Idk why but the way he said it sounded cute to me- o_0

@akemitsukuyomi2930 3 года назад

The amount of items that techno is not allowed to have just shows that he's the richest man in the smp

@pizzaguy6006 2 года назад

3:40 im dead

@randompoorlydrawndragon3076 3 года назад

7:27 This face shows pure hell that he could ensue if they made one wrong move

@snickers431 3 года назад

Everytime he says "hehehe" I FANGIRL AND SIMP SO BADLY WTH

@bezerkofficial6774 3 года назад

And ur a dude

@snickers431 3 года назад

@@bezerkofficial6774 im a female but ok :)

@pogtree727 3 года назад

Technofans never simp( opinion )

@wiljoevnelmida8037lol Год назад

rest well tecno we love u

@playonlinegames6418 2 года назад

0:27 *they REALLY got us in the first half ngl*

@ClownGamer32 Год назад

Ikr

@typicaldude1396 3 года назад

2:15 This is Broke Just causally having a bedrock an end rod abiut 100 wither skeleton's skulls a stack of diamonds This is Broke

@deathmeter7243 Год назад

110 wither skulls

@chlebajuuu4815 Год назад

R.I.P Techno ❤❤❤❤❤

@ItsArminMC Год назад

RIP LEGEND

@gagapoopy Год назад

I know this was a year ago, but Technoblade has passed now. May he rest in peace

@jessicad.weaver-stoll9744 11 месяцев назад

6:26 thats so close to my fortune cookie: why stop the revolution because it's the weekend?

@dahlialauzhexuen7590 3 года назад

technoblade be like "see the power of creative while killing an endermen in front of Ranboo and another endermen"

@arneyd1793 2 года назад

"i'm just been readin and sleepin man"... it hurts how much i relate to this

@deanrush2828 3 года назад

Techno has six totems of undying. Sb737:hmmm pretty much infinite take it or leave it.

@Sam-hv8so 3 года назад

1:56 TECHNOBLADE WENT TO COLLEGE AND USED THE WRONG “PEACE”

@Days-ru8jh 3 года назад

I love how it went in order when they were calling Skeppy cringe Techno: cringe Will: cringe Tommy: cringe

@UnYeeteed Год назад

"Technoblade never dies" he will live through these videos

@arminsfuton8556 3 года назад

I sent a tiktok of technoblade funny moments to my friend and she was like "he's my spirit animal"

@tappl3 3 года назад

4:36 pretty good titles: pretty much nothing later Pretty much nothing Titles: pretty much nothing

@Sirmonke69 3 года назад

2:24 I feel like he was about to say how he wasn’t broke but remembered it’s a joke

@lovrstapes 3 года назад

0:44 Technoblade "This sign can't stop me cuz I can't read!"

@droppeh5712 Год назад

I wish for technoblade to reincarnate as an anime protagonist where the god is evil, defeat the god, OR BECOME HIM

@moonandsun8982 Год назад

This legend will never be forgotten TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIE

@sachiko8223 3 года назад

This sign can’t stop me because I can’t read

@p1nkPallas 3 года назад

He never dies cus of the Totem Of Undying 💀

@Yazu47 3 года назад

He only used it once

@erensahbaz457 3 года назад

Totem of Undying dies, but Techno never dies.

@theguywhofails4447 2 года назад

Technoblade: Acting poor Me comparing him to Grian: Well no, but actually yes

@bfgdripppy3607 3 года назад

when i subbed to tommy i thought dam i am really helping this kid not have to deal with a retail job

@IanAnimatesBagels 3 года назад

I love how techno just turns into Jim gaffigan whenever he gets sarcastic

@kevinosher5941 2 года назад

Man I just love how tommy had a godapple in his public chest and not his ender chest

@A_kid777 9 месяцев назад

its been 1 year since technoblade death. Rest in peace the legend.

@Rippleedd 3 года назад

in all aspects, if ur not an adult and you buy ur parents house, it does show dominance

@christopherbravo1813 Год назад

4:24- as a Christian, this line caused me emotional stress even BEFORE Technoblade revealed he had cancer. Lord, please have mercy...

@bluspring_gaming1 Год назад

Same dude..... It doest sit well with me at all.

@christopherbravo1813 Год назад

@@bluspring_gaming1 yeah.

@christopherbravo1813 Год назад

@TOFEK GAMER depends on who you're referring to.

@maicutuldomnului7018 3 года назад

1:00 he took the arrow because he thought it was a requiem arrow and wanted to make his stand a requiem to rule over the smp

@ImPoPzzZ 2 года назад

stop.

@spiderondrugs6025 2 года назад

@@ImPoPzzZ DAGA COTAWARU

@SillySimsey Год назад

We will miss you Technoblade, may you rest in peace Alexander.

@meowplaygroundgoldenchest5294 Год назад

Technoblade NEVER dies.!

@ajlee3668 3 года назад

"This is broke" Yeah, compared to Ranboo

@jonduncan1098 3 года назад

7:19 it an adhd thing

@skycloudgaming8224 Год назад

We will miss him

@dirtkingy Год назад

Rip technoblade, will be missed

@noel_i_am 3 года назад

3:27 probably one of my favorite clips:)

@smeeeak 3 года назад

This. This is quality content

@dema352 Год назад

Rest in peace, Technoblade. We miss you

@DarkAstro1 Год назад

Feels so good after hearing his voice

@darkzmonster4164 3 года назад

and the floor is made out of floor never gonna let you up never gonna let you down never gonna make you cry NOW SAY GOODBYE

@ozonez8306 3 года назад

Ladies an gentlemans, we got rickrolled

@trevordracoya7188 Год назад

Rest in peace Technoblade.

@Nerdnumberone 2 года назад

Most Technoblade thing: advertising his merch in the same video where he announces he has cancer.