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Some of the best moments of our sarcastic blood god.
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I've tried to find the most hilarious Technoblade Moments (Sarcasm Moments) and mainly focused on having a good portion of variety in the clips!
I think I've found very good Clips for the Video so It has the right to have the title technoblade boomer moments
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@NightmareProductions Год назад

Support Technos Last Wish! Donate at: www.curesarcoma.org/technoblade-tribute/ Buy Merch: www.technoblade.com/ May he rest easy! RIP Alex! #CharityForTechno

@gretasorensen6656 Год назад

He will be remembered in our hearts!!! 🐷👑

@bonavistacallub3376 Год назад

LONG LIVE THE BLOOD GOD, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

@rainbowbacon9539 Год назад

Long live the blood god!🗡️🐷👑

@yuhangzhang2216 3 года назад

"have you tired buying their house?" *Tommy realizing he's making more than the rest of the entire household combined

@golem8209 3 года назад

You were chosen by the thumbs up gods

@Jamesbondthe1st 3 года назад

@ChinstF 3 года назад

Yep he’s getting wealthy I remember when hypixel skyblock was main content back in my day child

@Loifey 3 года назад

*tried

@Captain_-cn4ml 3 года назад

@@ChinstF Technoblade: Yeah we are poor. We need to be more rich. Chat: Agrees that he is dirt poor. Technoblade:*a moment of surprise and disbelief*

@frankgimmiiii9128 3 года назад

theres no difference between a technoblade sarcasm compilation, and a technoblade best moments compilation, thats just his state of being 24/7

@NightmareProductions 3 года назад

true dat

@AarushGam3Z 3 года назад

Lmaoo

@skelet8337 3 года назад

And techno's normal stream

@golem8209 3 года назад

You were chosen by the thumbs up gods

@frankgimmiiii9128 3 года назад

@Tobias Casey shut the heck your mouth

@Kim-wk1oo 3 года назад

Techno : exist Me af : I LIVE FOR YOU

@quoicoubeh-mx3me 3 года назад

He probs doesn't even know u exist

@untypical-otrashchannelasi2781 3 года назад

@@quoicoubeh-mx3me stop saying the truth please

@Kim-wk1oo 3 года назад

@@quoicoubeh-mx3me stop reminding me 😫

@p1nkPallas 3 года назад

Same

@golem8209 3 года назад

You were chosen by the thumbs up gods

@ynyaan 3 года назад

Techno content POGGGG

@chweinggum1823 3 года назад

Poggg

@marshalltoby6994 3 года назад

hogggg

@djborumbler 3 года назад

POGGGGGGG

@sauravsharma8461 3 года назад

Technoboat...

@II-et3yn 3 года назад

piiiig

@NeXbi 3 года назад

We gon ignore 120 wither skeleton skulls like he cant spawn 40 withers and destroy the whole server

@StarryxNight5 3 года назад

_Only_ 40 withers? I mean, the dude can't even keep up constant production of withers for just a week. I'd say that's pretty poor

@Sorta8 3 года назад

@@StarryxNight5 Lmao , imagine somebody who haven't got 100 skull/h . -couldn't be me...-

@em4six348 3 года назад

Imagine he transforms L'manburg into 2b2t by spawning Withers at almost every area lol.

@golem8209 3 года назад

You were chosen by the thumbs up gods

@cheddis3249 3 года назад

Eh. He doesn’t even have 200. Like imagine not having a stack of bedrock. He’s a poor nerd.

@nayemmahmud6925 3 года назад

'Just a reference, I am gonna have more subs then all of this nerds (vikkstar)'

@GoalSUBNOW 3 года назад

@SILENCE_YOU _FIEND true

@ascendingmofo2943 3 года назад

@SILENCE_YOU _FIEND NOT YET!!

@jericho9222 3 года назад

@SILENCE_YOU _FIEND Speaking as a fan of Vik, its not gonna be long till he passes, Vik's channel hasnt really been growing that much the last few years

@golem8209 3 года назад

You were chosen by the thumbs up gods

@arty5356 3 года назад

Yeah he passed vik by 200k so he fulfilled his promise just took some time

@erixsh1370 3 года назад

I actually don’t watch Technoblade that much but based off this, he seems cool October 3rd: Hello, I have come back from 6 months to report. I have watched 83% of Technoblade’s sky wars and bed wars videos, thank you

@frogsecretaryofswamp452 3 года назад

Considering his upload schedule not watching him that much is tottaly normal

@skelet8337 3 года назад

@@frogsecretaryofswamp452 i didnt watch all of his 1.5k video in the last 6 years at least 8 times casuals

@golem8209 3 года назад

You were chosen by the thumbs up gods

@jack-the-dripper583 3 года назад

Me:First time?

@erixsh1370 3 года назад

@@jack-the-dripper583 Idk, depends?

@angelcakes1095 3 года назад

"I want to be wastefully wealthy" Ranboo: allow me to introduce myself

@Kawaii_- 3 года назад

Technoblade: "This is broke" Ranboo: "Agreed"

@chippedflower7144 3 года назад

"oh my god it's 8:04 minutes long, this person lied" -my 7 yo sister lmao

@misseverything7202 3 года назад

*maybe I am your sister*

@marsh799 3 года назад

Pfft-

@misseverything7202 3 года назад

@Charles Sutcliffe me rn: 😂😭🔫

@p1nkPallas 3 года назад

@Charles Sutcliffe maybe don't be mean

@golem8209 3 года назад

You were chosen by the thumbs up gods

@lemon3617 3 года назад

techno saying he’s broke: me with 20 diamonds: 😀

@golem8209 3 года назад

You were chosen by the thumbs up gods

@lillit_2966 3 года назад

Me with 2 diamonds

@lemon3617 3 года назад

@@lillit_2966 bro when i tell you it took 3 hours to get 20 diamonds i never wanna do that again i almost had a heart attack✋🏽😩

@zaeblet_ Год назад

The fact that he joked about his imminent death on discord made me realise just what an amazing person he was. Love you techno, always

@Shizkeb Год назад

i’M gOiNg To SuRvIvE cAnCeR gUyS!

@Trixiewin 3 года назад

Techno is the only person who speaks fluent sarcasm and it's actually funny XD

@a_random_person7754 Год назад

Fly high Technoblade. Alex may have died but Technoblade will forever live on in our hearts

@shirouthehero696 3 года назад

“How can I yell at people and get paid? - RU-vid!”

@golem8209 3 года назад

You were chosen by the thumbs up gods

@bombdotcom2168 2 года назад

Nobody truly speaks fluent sarcasm. Except for Technoblade

@halo25assassin45 Год назад

4:00 this clip hurts now

@destroyertank14 Год назад

Unfortunate foreshadowing..., it did pay for his retirement in the end, it was just a very early retirement...

@parthgore7420 3 года назад

1:06 that's really not enough man, hve u seen ranboo's Ender chest.

@GoalSUBNOW 3 года назад

I think foolish is richer

@parthgore7420 3 года назад

@Goal nah fam ranbo has 5 tacks of iron, diamond and gold blocks and more wealth in his vault.

@GoalSUBNOW 3 года назад

@@parthgore7420 correct me if I'm wrong, I think foolish is richer. Foolish has easily more than 10 stacks of lapis blocks (I think he has even more put into his secret base and builds) , I think about 10 stacks of gold blocks (put into his builds), 1 shulker box (unobtainable on the dream smp), 62 netherite, more than 2 stacks of diamonds (probably not as many diamonds as Ranboo, but the rest are more.) Edit: I said foolish has 10 stacks of gold blocks but tbh, he easily has more.

@GoalSUBNOW 3 года назад

@@parthgore7420 5 stacks of gold put into his secret base (so he probably has more in his other builds AND ender chest)

@GoalSUBNOW 3 года назад

@@parthgore7420 72 blocks of diamonds were put into his secret base, so he probably has more in his ender chest and other builds. He also has tons of emeralds. (not sure how many)

@Sas-wh1vg 3 года назад

Oh look, Tubbo dropped a "Daimaontspizbitzhawkeh" with Efficiency and Unbreaking

@apofid 2 года назад

diamantspitzhacke and its from when he changed his language to german with nikki. that clip is funny as heck

@Sas-wh1vg 2 года назад

@@apofid Yeah i know hahah I speak german fluently, was just making fun of his pronunciation but all /lh :)

@apofid 2 года назад

@@Sas-wh1vg oh lol yeah i just like spelling things right i guess 🤷‍♀️ i speak dutch not German but they're pretty similar

@Sas-wh1vg 2 года назад

@@apofid yeah thats relatable hahah, the clip where tubbo changes language is really funny btw i love it

@apofid 2 года назад

@@Sas-wh1vg i wheeze every time I see it's comedy gold

@rtysdfgh2103 3 года назад

I mean, techno is only about 50 thousand subs away from vikkstar so he wasn't lying

@alex2005z 3 года назад

How many subs does vikstar have?

@infniteburger1956 3 года назад

@@alex2005z 50k more then vickstar :3

@alex2005z 3 года назад

@@infniteburger1956 vikstar has more subs than himself?

@aayushwarrier4542 3 года назад

@@infniteburger1956 lmaoo vikk has 50k subs more than himself, thats impressive

@golem8209 3 года назад

You were chosen by the thumbs up gods

@CoconaAmaya Год назад

The king of sarcasm The king of all the pigs The blood god The potato god The champion in skywars The king in Heaven Our new god It's been an amazing journey with you Techno Rest easy up there alex

@c25my37 3 года назад

2:21 I mean he's pretty close

@golem8209 3 года назад

You were chosen by the thumbs up gods

@ExplosiveGriffin 2 года назад

HE PASSED VIKSTAR

@jacobf1701 2 года назад

1:55 you can tell its probably after 11:00 PM with screams that quiet

@angellite2380 3 года назад

"Dymantßpitzhak" This had me laughing for so long 😂 Ist sonst jemand hier, der Deutsch spricht?

@trashcat3305 3 года назад

Wheat?

@ben-benhamman252 3 года назад

Nee, maar ek praat afrikaans

@alenaheinzle3879 3 года назад

Aber klar doch 🤣

@neno6968 3 года назад

Ich kann nicht mehr xDD

@golem8209 3 года назад

You were chosen by the thumbs up gods

@vulture6459 Год назад

watching this and crying

@whydoihearbossmusic8608 3 года назад

3:13 Plot of OMORI be like:

@golem8209 3 года назад

You were chosen by the thumbs up gods

@seineevee 3 года назад

Lmfao

@Punchy420 2 года назад

Yow is that an omori reference

@aaryank1875 Год назад

Rip technoblade 💔

@vertbhatt8849 Год назад

Man I am watching these video after hearing the news

@tpsplatinum3562 3 года назад

I'd like to point out that the reason french is taught in american schools is because they speak french in Canada.

@user-id1mx9ze8f Год назад

french? I learn spanish

@nebulla1811 Год назад

Technoblade never dies

@jimms8550 Год назад

man and now it’s gone. just like that.

@skeletonbone6053 Год назад

Rip legend

@koe.7475 3 года назад

but he's right in a way...

@golem8209 3 года назад

You were chosen by the thumbs up gods

@jovinarr 2 года назад

Techno: *has many op items in his ender chest* Also Techno: I am so broke, this level 1 stuff... i need diamonds.

@_Tzer 3 года назад

technoblade could have told them all to get off his property cuz he owned the planet at that point.

@PeriodVampire 3 года назад

He did

@alex_playz61 Год назад

RIP Alex.

@THE_VOID_14 3 года назад

3:30 lol that dono was really funny 😄

@bumblingmoron865 3 года назад

I like how techno streams have a tradition for the rich viewers, where they all vote as the stream starts

@soerensoegaard7523 3 года назад

And the world record for best sarcasm goes to! TECHNO!!! “WOW thank you sooo much”

@greycraft7116 3 года назад

2:57 the only time technoblade had in fact died

@ichiroumaka5082 2 года назад

1:34 he definetly got offended

@gclanassistant2778 3 года назад

1:24 wdym he’s being sarcastic, he’s broke

@flovous Год назад

I miss him

@bougdied6102 Год назад

Technoblade never dies in memory. That's what's important.

@pankek7781 Год назад

Rip

@chimauz6223 3 года назад

5:41 okay but techno speaking German which is my language is the best thing ever xD

@n1sely 3 года назад

more like technocastic sorry pls don't kill me

@platinumknight_7 3 года назад

@n1sely 3 года назад

@@platinumknight_7 why

@infy6641 3 года назад

@@n1sely ok

@alpha-dj3rk 3 года назад

@n1sely 3 года назад

@@infy6641 why tho

@GrammarlyXD 3 года назад

“You think I have a shred of mercy in this soul?” Yea anybody who thinks that is crazy

@hobodios8510 Год назад

Techno's ability to transform anything into fun is truly impressive

@clury9477 Год назад

Rest In Peace Legend❤️

@truechaoticevil._.8065 3 года назад

0:37 can we talk abt philza getting up and replanting the flowers tho?

@shade.9039 Год назад

Rip techno king of Minecraft

@scotttung5817 3 года назад

Technoblade: “King of Sarcasm” Chandler Bing: _Let me introduce myself_

@martakaktina684 3 года назад

In the latest stream I counted how much money he did get.. But only the money witch was on the screen shown.. And he said he got 700 new channel members so in the end he got 17.240.93 dollars (its not exactly how much he got just sayin)

@Pingvinuz 3 года назад

And?

@mehedi1178 3 года назад

Being a youtube streamer is the hardest job in the planet

@SplitDuke 3 года назад

@@mehedi1178 it is 🙄

@DundiOFF 3 года назад

Wow, that's almost enough to afford a single ambulance ride in the US

@alex2005z 3 года назад

@@DundiOFF not that far. That requires like 5 streams

@arianramadanov_s1teknikele418 3 года назад

To be honest, Both Tommy and Technoblade has Diamond and Gold Blocks around the same numbers in their Enderchest.

@ninjacowboy6655 3 года назад

but only techno had dtacks of withers

@player1641 3 года назад

Didn't tommy steal gold blocks from him?

@arianramadanov_s1teknikele418 3 года назад

@@player1641 "Asked for it Nicely"

@player1641 3 года назад

@@arianramadanov_s1teknikele418 Ah yes, how could I forget?

@jennaazer08 Год назад

Yo, I just watched this yesterday and then he's gone the next day. What the hell man... :(

@Tardiscrasher Год назад

To make a correction to the thumbnail. *legend* of sarcasm

@thegreenrabbit2737 Год назад

*technoblade casually beating a man to death with an apple*

@Gameonprobro Год назад

Healing arrows are actually great for undead mobs like zombies, skeletons, zombie villagers, husks, drowns, phantoms, skeleton horses, skeleton horsemens, withers, strays and wither skeletons

@Anonymous-ri7qj Год назад

Bruh I swear this guy even after dying cracks me up and makes my day better

@Crazyw2006 2 месяца назад

“It funds my retirement” - technoblade Me crying knowing he will never make it there

@aditmittal1304 2 года назад

Imagine a sarcasm montage not having , " I headed to the safest place I knew , AFGANISTAN "

@paulandrewhope 3 года назад

Ah yes, sarcasm the highest form of wit

@user..not..available 3 года назад

I'm a VERY sarcastic person but Technoblade is definitely the king of sarcasm

@joethegreat7242 Год назад

"It funds my retirement" This really didn't age well.

@LexanVasAlinor 3 месяца назад

"It funds my retirement" Me: It's a terrible day for rain...

@t-pos 8 месяцев назад

1:02 "i want you to scream at the top of your lungs-" *"ÀÆÁÃÂËÉÆÆH"*

@portafotogenica8700 Год назад

I think I liked him more precisely for his sarcasm.

@modernpest9410 Год назад

a true king, these videos are so bittersweet these days

@junelondon1703 2 года назад

"How can I yell at people at get payed for it? RU-vid!" - Technoblade 2021

@mikado_m 2 года назад

Techno: have you considered buying their house? Ranboo: great idea

@kuro5441 2 года назад

Girls: why do we live longer than boys? Boys: 6:00

@Rivv04 3 года назад

Techno is one of the reasons I enjoy being sarcastic man

@christophervokey6611 3 года назад

“Our only crafting table.” That was so funny

@lance6333 3 года назад

3:45 how he looks down on himself 😅

@bluespoon766 9 месяцев назад

Man hearing kid Technoblade saying that he will have more subs than Vicstar but he needs more time breaks my heart 😔 #TechobladeNeverDies

@localshitposter1092 3 года назад

Saraticblade

@hello1735 3 года назад

gosh I love Technoblade

@TheEyeOfEnder 3 года назад

pog

@Jveir 3 года назад

This is the only video i could watch whole day if it was long enough

@prixiusnecrolance8531 3 года назад

#Technosupport

@craggydime221 3 года назад

sometimes I feel like technoblade uses sarcasm so much that sometimes he forgets that he is using sarcasm

@PumpKeen 3 года назад

This is actually really well made

@yarn1471 2 года назад

Michael Reeves is king of sarcasm

@vaughnsangalang7934 Год назад

i love that wilbur instantly realizes and was like OHHH OHHHH

@marymckellar5638 3 года назад

Lol the healing arrow gets me eveytime.

@cookie4life_556 2 года назад

0:11 I don't think Techno was being sarcastic then... :0

@Coco_pink Год назад

Fly high my guy we all are missing you 💖🐷ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ

@edritch5 3 года назад

This is the man who had a 1.8k winstreak in bedwars

@poatatoms9774 3 года назад

Well that first one is pretty accurate

@shubhrangsinhaxi-a388 3 года назад

Blood for the blood god

@mug5181 Год назад

RIP

@Arichu_ 2 года назад

When I saw this I was like the maximum clips are going to have Tommy in them-

@jasonparra8735 3 года назад

When techno says ill have more subs then Vikstar. He actually does

@SSPEEDYY. 2 года назад

He has the crown for a reason

@Jenribles Год назад

Mans just sfx’d his own failure

@larissa1910 3 года назад

IVE NEVER HEARD TECHNO TRYING TO SPEAK GERMAN "DIAMONTSPITZHAAC" AHSHAJSJAJSHAB

@judebarrett17 3 года назад

“28 diamond blocks” *mumbo jumbo has entered the chat*

@kiritojohnen5568 3 года назад

How he said diamantspitzhacke is super funny