Technoblade being the biggest NOOB for 10 minutes straight!

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Technoblade biggest noob moments for 10 minutes straight on Dream SMP and Hypixel!
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I've tried to find the most hilarious Technoblade Moments (Noob Moments) and mainly focused on having a good portion of variety in the clips!
I think I've found very good Clips for the Video so It has the right to have the title technoblade noob moments for 8 minutes straight!
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This video features multiple Technoblade Funniest Dream SMP moments, Technoblade bedwars funny moments, Technoblade Dream SMP Stream moments and is just overall filled with moments where Technoblade was actually being bad in minecraft!
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DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CLIPS. I CREATE COMPILATIONS OR HIGHLIGHTS BASED ON THEM!
If you want your Clip to be taken down please contact me on my E-Mail [ DreamsNightmare@web.de ]
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@NightmareProductions Год назад

Support Technos Last Wish! Donate at: www.curesarcoma.org/technoblade-tribute/ Buy Merch: www.technoblade.com/ May he rest easy! RIP Alex! #CharityForTechno

@highplayz3655 Год назад

Let’s buy everything

@andrewlyao5845 Год назад

Yep

@-two1679 Год назад

Bought a shirt, I hope we can raise a lot

@retrotek0409 Год назад

@@-two1679 I'm buying Christmas gifts at his store. My orders should help.

@pumeluh Год назад

thank you

@dragon9261 3 года назад

Technoblade has the vibe that he could solve world peace but has no idea how to make instant noodles

@sanctuary3092 3 года назад

yes.

@casiel. 3 года назад

yes.

@hinaakhtar2009 3 года назад

yes.

@BLDw_TT 3 года назад

yes.

@alexoj5914 3 года назад

yes.

@Misherop_Tur 3 года назад

Techno: You want me too punch the bear do I look stupid ? Techno 1 sec later: Ohhh

@jeremiahtheanimator3551 3 года назад

Facts

@wilsontio1087 3 года назад

He looks stupid for some sec

@silverdustz8584 3 года назад

Me: sometime......yeah 😐😅

@liveeventcreators4222 3 года назад

Lol

@jotarokujo8990 3 года назад

*to

@mardyblood 3 года назад

Bro Technoblades sarcasm is so advance that people think he's stupid.

@blueboi5808 3 года назад

His sarcasm and acting, ppl mistaken it for stupidity

@Anormalweirdo 3 года назад

@@blueboi5808 yes

@Normal_person7739 3 года назад

That's all part of a master plan

@haroldmercado7343 3 года назад

@@blueboi5808 stan

@blueboi5808 3 года назад

@@haroldmercado7343 stfu you don’t even know what a Stan is. What I said was the truth

@activesocialmenace 3 года назад

3:54 This was for lore purposes. The characters on the SMP that they play never have seen ender portal frame, so they have to behave like they don't know what it is and they tried to break it.

@vegitojr133 3 года назад

Yes

@theactualzerofy 3 года назад

Was still funny tho

@kc4178 3 года назад

R/woooosh

@filips3960 3 года назад

@@kc4178 it's not a woooosh

@wario9935 3 года назад

@@kc4178 i feel like that woooosh is for you buddy. some people might literally not know about this. man gave info and your out here all like ''No I aM fuNnY redItoR''

@ducminhtran8608 3 года назад

don't fall for this , he makes himself look Noob .It's all part of his master plan

@ready_get_set_go 3 года назад

Yes

@irzanputramaula2238 3 года назад

Appear weak when you are strong and strong when you are weak -Sun Tzu The Art of War

@avadhootathalye3117 3 года назад

S T A N

@Godfather-yv4ht 3 года назад

Let's take him to 69

@albert_the_cool8092 3 года назад

I actually think this is true, also when playing with people that is worse than him he makes little mistakes so they feel better

@whodamncares6154 3 года назад

Sometimes Technoblade is so smart that it’s insane, but other times he sounds like he drinks sea water to hydrate.

@sajidursajid2291 3 года назад

Seawater xD

@sajidursajid2291 3 года назад

@20359 Sardar Muhammad Shahzain Nakai which sea water have you been drinking?

@sajidursajid2291 3 года назад

@20359 Sardar Muhammad Shahzain Nakai ok send me some,I gotta do something with it. Don't ask why?

@thescarletking3301 3 года назад

@20359 Sardar Muhammad Shahzain Nakai yeah But it has salt which dehydrates you

@thescarletking3301 3 года назад

@20359 Sardar Muhammad Shahzain Nakai oh my god I didn't see it before The Key to enlightenment

@kazuh1ko_ 3 года назад

**Phantom comes** Techno: "HAHH" "What is that?!" "Is it going to kill me" "I'M NOT GOINNG TO DIE TO BAT MAN"

@mythicfury5409 3 года назад

Guys, stop bullying him, Dream wrote the script for it to be that way.

@plutoberry6393 3 года назад

Nah didn’t you hear? Wilbur wrote him to do that

@shardulpandey6712 3 года назад

@@plutoberry6393 Nah don't you know ? Ranboo wrote Wilbur to write dream as the person who writes technos lines

@starsraymond125 3 года назад

@@shardulpandey6712 Nah didn't you know? Technoblade wrote ranboo to write Wilbur to write dream as the person who wrote techno's line

@laudrella5513 3 года назад

Nah don’t you know? Steve wrote Technoblade to write Ranboo to write Wilbur to write Dream as the person write Techno’s lines.

@toxicthebeast8845 3 года назад

@@laudrella5513 nah don't you know? Tommy wrote Steve to write Technoblade to write Ranboo to write Wilbur to write dream as the person who wrote Technoblades lines

@Quirkless84 3 года назад

The length of video, and amount shows just how good his content is.

@Goat_Vibez_in_Cornfieldz 3 года назад

Or just how little he uploads lol

@viveksharma6000 3 года назад

@@Goat_Vibez_in_Cornfieldz lmao

@geo-3707 3 года назад

@@Goat_Vibez_in_Cornfieldz xd good one

@Dany-qu2ep 3 года назад

Technoblade or this guy?

@medkatyt 3 года назад

Nope not at all. They just take, reupload, and monetize other peoples content. Scummy af

@neekrobite2697 3 года назад

6:21 the actual fear from hearing the phantom

@wooh_M.A.G.I.C. 3 года назад

6:23 THE PURE FEAR YOU CAN JUST *HEAR* IN HIS VOICE

@Xeno574 3 года назад

He's not actually scared dumb

@wooh_M.A.G.I.C. 3 года назад

@@Xeno574 I- can you kids like roast me properly please? You sound like dumbasses when you don’t.

@_cottontuna_3790 3 года назад

@@Xeno574 I'M CRYING THAT WAS SO RANDOMLY HARSH AHSHSHAH

@Xedrie 3 года назад

@@_cottontuna_3790 Yeah fr

@CharlieReyes814 3 года назад

@@Xeno574 ok dumb

@modern5010 3 года назад

Thank you for this We are techno content starved

@insiderabhay8668 3 года назад

Factsss

@platinumknight_7 3 года назад

@@insiderabhay8668 yep

@timothycasires283 3 года назад

He just uploaded yesterday 😂

@platinumknight_7 3 года назад

@@timothycasires283 I saw it the second it came out

@platinumknight_7 3 года назад

@@Dumbsourplum he hardly has any content

@okay9750 3 года назад

5:11 me when people try to hug me

@platinumknight_7 3 года назад

Lol

@wooh_M.A.G.I.C. 3 года назад

I got an Oreo add- should I be concerned? no. Am I? no.

@platinumknight_7 3 года назад

@@wooh_M.A.G.I.C. nah you're fine

@wooh_M.A.G.I.C. 3 года назад

@@platinumknight_7 aight good

@hjoehj0996 3 года назад

I’m like that but I bludgeon the person with a shovel

@maestrulgamer9695 3 года назад

What Techno stans see:

@wooh_M.A.G.I.C. 3 года назад

LMFAO PLEASE-

@ladyteacupii784 3 года назад

@jupiterrose7838 3 года назад

@milkii3394 3 года назад

@notlightbeam4889 3 года назад

That's not how you use the word stan

@chair941 3 года назад

Techno : *Beats Dream and wins 100k tournament* Also Techno : whAts A bLAsT FUrNaCE?

@Shape1425 2 года назад

@just a random guy in Comments 1.6 ?

@aritraghosh3441 2 года назад

You won't believe it, but I have been speedrunning minecraft without knowing how to shear sheeps, make netherite ingots and upgrade diamond tools to netherite. It's just some stuff that you don't do in you gameplay or stuff so you never learn about them ig

@aritraghosh3441 2 года назад

@@Shape1425 1.16. Techno plays in 1.8. The tourney was 5 matches in each version.

@Shape1425 2 года назад

@@aritraghosh3441 no i just questioned about guy named @just a random guy in Comments When He Say he was new to 1.6 Then I just confuse did he mean 1.6 or 1.16

@aritraghosh3441 2 года назад

@@Shape1425 he meant 1.16

@dragonfan6056 3 года назад

2:25 he hit that tho

@SubToEPG1 3 года назад

Dang, he did 😂

@human4836 3 года назад

Yeah I font understand how was that a boomer clip

@thescarletking3301 3 года назад

Yep Dream copied him soooooooo much

@dep_team9062 3 года назад

Techno most clutch moment next

@itsswifty5563 3 года назад

Agreed

@cb4lbraylen631 3 года назад

@kurtirasba 3 года назад

@vds23 3 года назад

Sheesh U really want a 4 hours video

@thescarletking3301 3 года назад

Please no i like this video because its different There's about 10 billion compilations of Technoblade clutches

@itsblu22 3 года назад

3:54 Gonna give this one to Techno because he was doing roleplay purposes-

@flask_r2513 2 года назад

Did you draw your pfp? •o•

@itsblu22 2 года назад

@@flask_r2513 A friend drew it-

@flask_r2513 2 года назад

@@itsblu22 ohh I was going to say permission to redraw in my style lol

@jobdendikken3922 Год назад

8:54 if only...

@Imhim293 Год назад

😔

@KhoiFCMobileChess Год назад

Happy life, just kidding it like reality :(

@sunshinehrts 2 года назад

8:53 the most emotion i've heard in his voice

@mastershifu8680 3 года назад

Techno mastered his ladder clutch

@z4phk13l Год назад

If your ever here to memorialize our King Technoblade, I'm raising my hand as first present with tears 😭😭😭😭😭

@edwardkenedy9740 Год назад

no,i came here for trying to find a coment that didnt tell about technoblade dead

@america692 Год назад

Can you techno fans quit with the sad comments. We all know he died, so move on you guys

@dizzyjosh9036 Год назад

@@america692 this was 13 days ago, the day technoblade was announced dead. Just let them be ffs.

@Slpdprvd-lm1os Год назад

@shydromedra Год назад

@@edwardkenedy9740 why did you try to find one if you didn't want to see it

@spoilersfromotheruniverse6946 3 года назад

The fact that the only entity that can bully techno is a wonderer with an alpaca. 😂😂😂

@learningwitharnav1696 3 года назад

Wanderer

@tamatebako_yt Год назад

Llama

@crazy_pyromaniac Год назад

Techno

@danahoule8360 Год назад

LAMA

@danahoule8360 Год назад

You say I am a alpaca again and all non peasfull worlds will kill you!

@vivvimg 3 года назад

"do i look STUPID?" yes. yes you do sir

@he1l0.63 2 года назад

He just accidentally forget it lol

@noobpersona9488 3 года назад

"Personal space buddy..!", just killed me

@pussyeater6830 3 года назад

4:46 the wandering trader is just trying to get a screenshot

@aerona.coreee 3 года назад

Wandering trader: huh? Techno: hUh...**annoyed***

@Giulia.04 Год назад

Technoblade... You're still alive in our hearts and memories

@MugenNoHito 2 года назад

Dream viewers:Dream 200iq moments Techno viewers:Techno being the biggest noob for 10 mins

@kymer6696 3 года назад

Theres also a clip where techno is talking about playing minecraft for 10 years and he only have known that thorns enchantment can not only be put on chestlpates but on leggings, helmets and boots as well

@hedhogie4571 3 года назад

Guys the ladder clutch was really cool, he did it on his first try.

@VIII-SINCHANCHATTERJEE 3 года назад

Dream: watching Technoblade miss his ladder MLG and lie. Dream: *DIES LAUGHING* ( MEANWHILE HE IS MAKING ANGRY VILLAGER NOISES)

@platinumknight_7 3 года назад

Technoblade never dies or is it technoblade never streams Edit thanks for 95 likes make that 131 Edit 2 it's been a day am on 234 likes Edit 3 am on 346 likes

@SubToEPG1 3 года назад

ROASTED!!!!! The burn tho....XD

@platinumknight_7 3 года назад

@@SubToEPG1 lol

@yeehnope7471 3 года назад

@roblox player Look, guys! It's a rare toxic Techno fan!

@rosscaffrey3272 3 года назад

@roblox player imagine playing roblox xD

@SubToEPG1 3 года назад

@@rosscaffrey3272 haha no offense to roblox tho

@maxl.b.m.y.g.5918 3 года назад

Technoblade had the chance to have to most epic moment ever and then he misclicked

@luminatron 3 года назад

@sAdKarRet ladder mlg tbf it's a tough trick

@affdafwfwa 3 года назад

@@luminatron it's easy cuz you don't need to click on the side of the block

@imaginebreakerr 3 года назад

Yeah man he could've done an epic ladder clutch on his first try but the failed us all

@usa5893 2 года назад

@@imaginebreakerr yea he is so bad imagine not getting a ladder clutch first try😂🤣😂

@ActualTrash8 2 года назад

@@usa5893 joke?

@rhearandom338 3 года назад

nothinn like techno content before sleepin xD

@flame_axe 3 года назад

What is sleep?

@ynyaan 3 года назад

YES

@rhearandom338 3 года назад

@@flame_axe exactly (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

@PeanutButter_And_Jellyfish 3 года назад

True

@bluespirit8590 3 года назад

Exactly but idk why

@gerardwayseyelash Год назад

Never knew this dude until my sister mentioned that he died of cancer. We lost our aunt to cancer as well so I can't imagine what the family is going through. Rest In Peace. ❤

@Slpdprvd-lm1os Год назад

I watched techno for like a year, and then i didn't know of his passing until one of my streamers I was following, had his notification set to "RIP techno" and I was like, what happened to technoblade 😦. And I looked it up and found out, rip you legend. o7

@f1zzler._. Год назад

I've been watching him for 5 years now.. cancer is stupid I'm gonna stop studying computer science and study medicine so i end this disease

@gerardwayseyelash Год назад

@@f1zzler._. Yeah cancer sucks.

@enderlord8771 Год назад

I support you in this endeavor. As he would say, cancer is cringe.

@gerardwayseyelash Год назад

@@enderlord8771 Facts

@spikedrecord2412 Год назад

Honestly sad watching this although it still makes me laugh sm

@TimeCord Год назад

Memories...

@dontknowwhattonamemyself5936 Год назад

Who else is here rewatching this and trying not to cry 🥲

@NatsuDragneel-on8rd Год назад

Absolutely

@kennas4281 3 года назад

Okay but the 4:00 clip is him in roleplay. He was making a joke about it - not actually thinking he could break it

@misslucyn Год назад

TECHNO WAS NOT A NOOB! It was part of his humour!! RIP Techno

@cocoaaaa2_ Год назад

Well then his humor is trash

@misslucyn Год назад

@@cocoaaaa2_ I’m Sorry, But that is not appropriate I will not allow you to speak I’ll of the dead. Learn some respect.

@darthsicariustenebris8284 3 года назад

Wait, *Aren't this just Technoboomer?*

@pshyan7432 3 года назад

Lol even technoblade is one of the best minecraft player but he is still a noob in vanilla

@SubToEPG1 3 года назад

Yeah, every GOOD players will still have a weakness

@kheemreinaliciamorales3664 3 года назад

Hes good at pvp and somehow good at gathering resources

@FBIAgent-lq8vd Год назад

we love you techno.

@luckyanubis_ 2 года назад

I love how he is sometimes unkillable, sometimes he walks off a cliff. Sometimes he’s funny Sometimes he’s even funnier

@PixelClient Год назад

we miss him

@Bushment. 3 года назад

I'm just hearing tencho saying "it's a disability" or something like that

@amyy.y9318 3 года назад

8:18 the fact that in the anmations this is extremely epic, but in reality this is just awkward lmao

@sticky0159 3 года назад

Techno didn't even cure Covid, take the L

@thescarletking3301 3 года назад

Yeah your right

@adams_chong9450 3 года назад

Techno:-This bunny pet will buff my potato count 0.3% per each level,when upgraded in the max level with legendary status it will buff my potato farming technic by 30% only while I'm online. Also techo:-how do I make a blast furnace again?

@ArcBreezY 3 года назад

The end portal clip is him canonically in the Dream SMP not knowing what the frames are and trying to figure out what it is Edit: if I got wooshed idc I’m just trying to explain that

@fragzzbm_1837 Год назад

RIP techno

@f1zzyb3ar96 3 года назад

the end protal one is part of the lore on the dream smp they act like they dont know what it is

@kaih4x. Год назад

Fans are watching after legend techo died

@FotisTubegr Год назад

Rip

@avivaschannel Год назад

This hits different a year later

@ThatGuyXD Год назад

@cfhowelsss 3 года назад

Technoblade fans be like: *"nice to see that i'm not the only ones seeing this"*

@Marizz55 Год назад

I left this in my watch later and i just saw it now and it hurts sm. Rest in peace techno.

@rudyidiot 3 года назад

10 minutes out of 5 years. What a legend

@isitrush180 2 года назад

What a blood god

@cinn4863 Год назад

this aged like expired milk.

@Miau622 3 года назад

Techno is so good that it took years to do this vid

@RandomBoY609 Год назад

Hearing Technoblade say that in 8:54 makes me sad how he passed at 21. RIP you legend.

@zoecheffy.64897 Год назад

23 he died at rip a legend

@mr.newedits9677 Год назад

Rip techno blade 😢🥺

@unhearableninja8230 Год назад

not this popping up on my recommended after he passed away :(

@NatsuDragneel-on8rd Год назад

Mine too :(

@sylking123 Год назад

The legend has died now R.I.P technoblade

@yukihirasouma143 Год назад

Just rewatching some Technoblade content...:')

@gilbertdichoso3976 Год назад

Watching this video made me miss Teachnoblade, Rip Legend.💗

@AlexTechnoblade 2 года назад

#technosupport. .

@MOMKUNG999 Год назад

no one cares if he is a noob or not its much worse now that he is no longer in this world :(

@michaldemo Год назад

People care and ti not worse he died

@ashthealien376 3 года назад

"Am i going to die to batman" Is for me💀🤚

@pikachu135c4 3 года назад

8:13, are we gonna ignore that he has 17 ender pearls?

@BintangGMoeller 3 года назад

Cursed

@b4Iler 3 года назад

probably a skyblock thing

@luminarthegreat Год назад

These good old days

@xiesao Год назад

#RIPTechno

@user-kp8wu2vo6f Год назад

Even when he is dead technoblade still puts smile on my face. RIP, techno

@aronzheng5707 Год назад

Why did I get recommended this video right after the death video... this video aged well.

@crisbrasil23 Год назад

Well, this aged very badly...

@kaiyasurf9010 Год назад

If ima be honest techno was a man child

@declanziolkowski 3 года назад

All part of the plan. The masta plan

@SixSpades1 3 года назад

The title of this video is the same as if you were to make a video saying”Tommyinnit being the most grown up member of the dream smp”

@Anthony-mh7ix Год назад

My God, I never thought I would be sad watching a Minecraft video. May Techno Rest In Peace

@iblemairplayz6351 Год назад

It's where boys cried.

@kenbenlakhcamp4140 2 года назад

3:06 if you listen good you can hear fall dmg which totally means he is standing still right now. Yes.

@horrorsans3676 11 месяцев назад

Techno's chat: old dragon old dragon old dragon Techno: **gets superior** Techno's chat: **Adapt and overcome** BOOTS BOOTS BOOTS

@drywater3532 3 года назад

what techno does vs what techno fans see:

@gen169 3 года назад

You forgot the time he made a whole rant on how people didn't tell him you could put thorns on all of your armor and as they say Act strong if you are weak, and weak when you are strong - Sun Tzu, The art of war