Technoblade Best Moments as Sir Billiam (THE EGG BACKSTORY) 

Hows the wife: *divorced* Hows the family: *gone* *It's hard to talk to you*

"What does the B in vitamin B stand for? " "✨Broke✨" I adore that

Techno without a crown feels so cursed

The wife: divorced The family: gone The hotel: triviago

I like how when he looks at wither painting he is like :that's one my favorite

Techno: "Butler, why do you have that much milk? How is that necessary?" Butler: *Looks from all the milk to Techno* "How many words?" Techno: "Three." Butler: *Looks at the milk then looks back up at Techno* "I don't know." I don't know why but there was so much emotion in this clip.

Technoblade: *doesn't roleplay/constantly breaking the 4th wall* (pretty sure he's the cannon deadpool of the SMP by now) Sir BillIam: I would like to introduce myself, oh but not to the commoners of course

"hows the business?" "its-" "hows the wife?" "divorced" "hows the family?" "gone" .... "its hard to talk to you"

Judging on the fact that the egg is inside the mansion and hasn’t moved it means that the smp is built upon the ruins of a civilisation long lost

12:33 _I don't know about y'all but Ranboo being Intimidating really suits him_

“Its the 1st quarter of the year carl... the revenue rates are still trash” I was laughing so hard

the jokes were good but what killed me the most was when he was chasing karl in duck duck goose and he hit him so many times

People saying Sir Billiam as Techno's ancestor, but what if Sir Billiam is Techno himself? Over time the blood egg drove him mad, and with his madness the voices came. The voices drowned out the egg, and he stole the power it had drunk in the blood of his sacrifices. So he became the blood god, and the egg was forced back into hibernation. For a time. As time went by, Technoblade learned to live with the voices. His madness faded somewhat, and he was able to function among others to a degree. Remembering his time as one of the elites of society, he looked back on it in disgust. He turned his back on government and sought anarchy, for he knew how power could corrupt first hand. Yet even so the voices are still there. Calling for blood. Always. How'd I do?

A wise technoblade once said 'Lets do this target the poor people' now we know why lmao

*Sir Billiam(techno) looks at wither painting* This one is my favorite Karl:Why? Tachno:Idk

Maybe sir billiam was a great grandfather to techno? Who knows techno might be from rich and royal descendants. Edit: holy shit that's a lot of likes.

Techno trying to not be monotone gives me LIFE

Why does that commoner have a nametag he’s not a person he’s poor!

Karl: I think he died from one of you! Technoblade: **screams in Sir Billiam**

When that stream ended, my headcanon was that Sir Billiam is like a great great grandpa to Techno. But then someone said that Billiam is only a pig because Techno doesn't want to change lmao.

Technoblade sounds like a british guy trying to imitate a rich noble american guy

Does this mean Techno's full name in canon is Techno Blade Billium?

I was reading something in a book. What is a union- Butler

Karl: I stream minecraft I'm not poor Sir Billiam: I didn't know we had a billionaire Meanwhile Karl: *never won a mr beast contest* yeah..........

Also, if Techno is Billiam's descendant then he would be connected to the egg.

The butler really choose to ask what a union is with his first few words of free speech. Yea he should’ve seen that one coming

4:52 when you're hosting a masquerade but your hands are still playing skywars

bruh, why did you clickbait technoblade, I didnt see technoblade the entire video. sigh... dislike

Why does Sir Billiam sound like Stephen Hawkings's Computer voice

Sir billiam sounds like techno

We be talking about Sir Billiam-Techno connection while "what is Ranboos other half?" answer IS RIGHT THERE! So... lets talk theory: Sir Billiam said that the egg can "persuade people" and take control over them. And well, we already know that. BUT! Look at how Antfrosts eyes changed after he was infected. Now look at Ranboos not enderman side. See what im talking about? Now, lets talk 🎇conspiracy🎇. So, Karl is a time traveler right? Well in 🎇conspiracy🎇 theres two specific words: time and space. Maby Karl isn't only a time traveler but time and SPACE traveler. By that i mean, he can travel back and fourth in time, yes, but also betweet diffrent universes. Worlds. *Spaces.* He could by accident, not knowing, travel to a different universe, where DSMP was never made, L'manburg never existed, Techno wasn't an anarchist! That would explain why here the egg is in some dungeon in a mansion and in the DSMP it was sitting underground That would explain why Sir Billiam is so similar to Techno yet they are so different. Sir B. is way more into talking and egoistic than Techno but they are both rich, hate one specific kind of unlucky people (Sir B. hates the poor and Techno hates orphans), know Ranboo (in this universe Butler) and they both love clout (Techno counts clout as subscriber and Sir B. as money). That would also explain why Ranboo here is a human and in DSMP universe he is a half enderman thingy. The time and space theory is pretty cool beacuse since Technos chat is canon, that would make everyones AU's (au = alternate universe) also technically canon! Ya know, all those Nightmare and angst AU's? Ye they would be canon! Also, remember what happened to the smiling face in the egg room in DSMP universe? It turned white right? Ranboos half again. Also 1. It now looks like the Dream smile. Why am saying it? Beacuse we now assume that the egg has some connection to the dreamons. So that would explain why 1. Ranboo can hear Dreams voice even when hes not there, beacuse Dream is still possessed by one! When Sapnap visited Dream, Dream didn't want to talk and the obsidian there turned into crying obsidian. Dream said that it was beacuse he wanted to built a portal, but me being a game/movie theorist, i don't belive him in the slightest! Beacuse 1. The egg turned obsidian into crying obsidian 2. EGG=DREAMON CONNECTION AGAIN. I belive that he didn't want to talk beacuse the dreamon rubbed of on his voice and he sounded a little like the eggs whispers (aka dreamon AGAIN) so knowing Sapnap is smart enough to see the connection he didn't talk. (I LIKE VILLIAN ANGST OK??). Wich ALSO would explain why he wanted so bad for Sapnap to deliver a message ":)" to Ranboo, out of all people he could talk to. Anyway, thanks for coming to my ted talk! The time and space idea came to me when i was my own DSMP oc (lets be honest, we all have one). Im very sure about the AU theory but the dreamon one is more like a fanfiction, heh.

Hubert was right to run away lmao *GasP* What if Hubert was Tommy's ancestor that's why he's immune to the egg. :00

Techno: English major Also techno: smallness

"Why do you have so much milk?" "How many words?" "Three" "..I don't know" Oh god this got me XD

8:07 The butler:"What is a union?" Sir Billiam:*steps back in fear*

He said so idiots can't fall over the rails, he never said geniuses.

Sir Billiam: That painting is my favorite Karl: Why? *has epic flashbacks* Sir Billiam: I'm not sure-

I think some more backstory is that after the visit, Sir Billiam kept feeding more peasants to the egg. He eventually ran out of people, and the egg grew more conscious and ate him. The reason why Techno wants to destroy the egg is because he knows from stories of his family that it poses a massive threat.

LMAOOOO "its okay i stream mimecraft im not poor" "OHH MYYY i didnt know we were going to have a billionare!"

I love Sir Billiam, he is literally technoblade from a past life I bet Sir billiam's inventory is just stacks of gold with one slot clear lol

Maybe he is Technoblade's ancestor. Makes sense with the withers and heuburt.

Bro you know those tests that read out to you sometimes? Technoblade literally reminded me of those “Do you like *the Egg?* “

Will we ever kno what freakin Layed the egg???

Techno:I hurt my lungs trying to wheeze Dream:you have not reached my superior form

I always thought this was the future

I like how even when techno is sir billiam, he still refuses to pronounce his "G's" at the end of words.

*sapnap on the floor* Sir Billiam: AHA! Caught in 4k!

5:09 I love how Karl has six pieces and then in the next scene he’s got seven after that bit

"And sometimes, I let him sleep!" "Yes, but you have to consider that commoners are not people." I was gonna make a comment full of good quotes but this entire thing is gold.

We all know that Technoblade was holding a tea cup and sipping it elegantly while sticking his pinky out

I love how he says that the wither painting his favorite, like a hint towards the things he does in the smp.

12:32 13:08 13:50 13:59

1:57 PLS MY HAND FLEW TO MY MOUTH

Techno is the most generous person in the land. He lets his butter sleep sometimes!

His delivery is so freaking funny my jaw dropped when I first saw the stream

12:48 THERE IS A ILLEGAL BLUE PLANT TO THE RIGHT

"What is your assets?" "I stream Minecraft. Don't worry, I'm not poor." "Ooh, ooh, a rich person! Alright, right this way. I wasn't aware we would have a billionaire in this party!"

Is it just me or is the “I’m gonna have to ask you to go back in there Karl. Get back in there.” that Ranboo said just give you c h i l l s

"Come along everyone, let's choose stocks to short!" ...AMC noises

Techno: shows a vault full of diamonds and gold Also techno: now, here is my spare change

Karl: Why're you wearing that mask? Sir Billiam: *eye twitches*

*Budget Backyardigans* *Budget Backyardigans*

Oh my god - seeing Techno being the OPPOSITE of what we all know Techno to be is just Edit: U n s e t t l i n g

this feels like one of those episodes where all the characters are stuck in an alternate mirror world where are they're personalities are changed and they they have to wake up or remember who they are type shit

“ *looks at wither painting* this one it my favourite!” ✨Foreshadowing✨

My cousin Immediately said... "James x Karl!" I love my cousin :D

Thank you for actually editing your footage rather than reuploading 10 minutes of a stream

Karl: I think he died.. from one of you! *everyone gasps* And then Techno be like: *demonic gasp*

He diffently was enjoying himself that stream

Techno: how’s the wife? Sap: *divorced* Techno: How’s the family? Sap: *gone* Techno: *well s h I t*

Technoblade when he retires with the membership money:

5:00 I have black butler the book of murder ,vibes 😭

Techno playing Duck Duck Goose: *PVP MODE: ACTIVATED* ...Techno must have been the scariest 5 year old on the playground, at one time.

i love that sometimes when Sir Billiam iii talks his head leans back

the fact that they went from playing Duck duck goose to Clue just sends me x_x

I’m questioning how cannon this is

technoblade can be scary when he want's to

after the red banquet this hits different

havent seen anyone theorize abt this because its super far fetched but. yall see how james has a white hair chunk thing? thats a revival symptom. we know the revive book has been long sought after, and we dont know how schlatt got it. maybe theres a connection??? idk man im just hyped on monster and lore lmao

anyone noticed Fundy's humor of referring anything to London lmao

Techno's love for withers was in his family for millions of years xD

“Why is this painting your favorite?” “I do not know.” (In a spongebob narrator voice) fleshbeck “IF YOU WANNA BE A HERO TOMMY, THEN DIE LIKE ONE”

This is good material for “You Laugh You Lose” video *i tried not to laugh,,,,,failed miserably...*

The egg: Feed me, Billiam!

4:50 wow, that one was very close

"Ooh Ooh a rich person" I never knew I would ever hear someone stay that 😂

Butler really tried to pull a newsies and start a union.

Soo funny 😄

“Commoners aren’t people, they’re *poor* ” LMAO

Sir Billiam: **Speaks** Me: **Wheeze**

karl: duck... duck... goose! :D sir billiam: *GOING COMPETITIVE*

LMAOO Techno u are hilarious. I love how everyone thought he would suck at SMP's and role play but hes literally built for it!!

Fundy's voice must've been hurting after this stream.

Techno: why does my door open like that?? Idk Me: *window wiper noises intensifies in the background *

the last couple minutes were genuinely unnerving

“cAn i kEep mY aPple” -Fundy (whatever date)

there is no skill to wheezing, its just an accidental art of laughing so hard your vocal cords disappear

Techno is a better actor than we were expecting

6:01 one of my favourite clips

Techno: this one's my favorite looks at the wither painting* me: l'manburg flashbacks