Technoblade roasting everybody for 14 minutes straight 

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“I’ve won” “You’ve participated.” LMAO JESUS CHRIST

Would you imagine Techno as an English teacher, just roasting the children in the middle of class, I would wish to be his student

6:51 "I can't even get one kill" "It's okay you're meeting expectations"

The numbers for the Mexican-American war bit were 100% accurate, this man has dedication

All of these roasts are genuinely funny, have a bit of kick, but aren't too mean I don't know how Technoblade does it.

the “ like the U.S. school system” made me spit my cereal out no joke.

You forgot about the time he *1v9 with a pickaxe and won.*

"They always say history is written by the winners, but I can't help but notice this guy over there, writing."

Lol I got an ad at 10:34 and once the ad ended techno said “well that was rude”

All dislikes are Tommy and his alts

"Ugh, that cough did more damage to me then you did." LMAO.

I don't know who you are, I don't know what you want, but what I do know is that I love you. thank you for this

"I have no health, I'm in a 1v2" "I'll give myself an 80% chance."

6:10 "I named it Brick for how good it was at swimming." Oh my lord, I'm not surviving this day.

"Just another tesla that caught on fire" I fricking died lmao

Half Slabs: *exist* Technoblade: *Peace was never an option*

From the bottom of my heart: I thank you for your wonderful editing skills.

I needed this. Not like I’ve been having any psychological issues but like I really needed a specific compilation dedicated to Techno dissing everyone.

At 5:20 when Techno said to do your homework I immediately jumped out of my seat.

2:56 Is my favorite and most relatable Technoblade quote.

My favorite part of this video is how the link to Skeppy's channel doesn't work in the description.

5:23 Hey “Matthew do your homework.” I mean, he got it, but no. I’m not gonna do my hw

"youre going to keep going to try to win. lets just team. i dont got all day" --technoblade

5:55 is no one gonna talk about the sassy tongue click? That was amazing lmao Edit: didn’t notice people liked this, fucking nerds

I love how he kills like three full diamond players in the middle of his bedwars roasts and doesn’t even acknowledge it

Technos sense of humor was so unique, I’m really gonna miss him. No one has a energy quite like the blood god.

"We won" "What's gonna work teeeaaamwork" "Well now I feel like a loser"

“They say history is written by the winners, but I can’t help but notice him over there writing” - Technoblade I’m just gonna leave this here so I can cite it later

70% Skeppy 5% Hanna 10% random people in the lobby 15 %others

These are like all new clips. I think his best roasts were in 2015/2016 when he would just bully admins of any and every server he joined

7:41 "This has been the first Trump wall joke in the history of wall jokes, maybe ever."

Anyone else here rewatching every favorite moment of this legend? I miss him already, Fly high Technoblade. o7

Technoblade is why I actively condone and support bullying.

"It's 40 degrees which for those of you who hate freedom is 4 degrees celsius" LMAO

“This is the second worst thing that happened to this orphans”

Don’t forget his capture the wool roast! Early on, after a bunch of other players were completely blind: “See, THAT man has eyes.” Moments later: “I would like to revoke my original statement, that man does not have eyes, he sees through echolocation. And he is also deaf.”

My favorite techno moment is when he killed 19 orphans and a muffin.

I wasn't paying attention, til he said "you too Timothy" then I got super confused

"I dont have any health and Im in a 1v2, so I give myself an 80% chance of success"

An underrated gem. Nice editing!

"These orphans are getting destroyed" "That sounds really bad out of context" I may be crazy but I don't think that sounds any better with context 😂

I feel like I don’t have the right to grieve, but I’m realizing that that’s just not how grief works.

I love how videos featuring techno blade are being recommended again, we will never forget this guy

He has the chops to back up his trash talking, so it works.

3:51 the infamous "Second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans" quote.

This was my first video I ever made! Don’t bully me on the editing pls ;-;

"Wow he's actually.. sentient.. which is a rare trait among skywars players." The absolute best thing I've heard all week

2:04 He even makes Spongebob references, I love him that much more now.

This hits different now, doesn’t it?

The one about "That cough did more damage to me than you did" aged so badly and my heart hurts

I remember when he uploaded that vid with "Matthew do your homework" and "Matt being a sucky person" AND I WAS LIKE, YHIS MAN CALLED ME OUT, I was skipping on FRENCH HOMEWORD IRONICALLY TOO

I love how techno doesn't do voice-overs. He wins almost every game and still does amazing commentary

You think he’s up there within the big pearly gates still being savage? I hope so. Fly high king.

4:42 he literally roasted the whole country of UK

0:36 Skeppy: do you think I’m stupid? Technoblade:Kinda,yea,watch we go across without any consequences, later. ✌🏼

3:10 that’s definitely my favorite I totally missed that in the original stream lmao

4:06 "alright welcome to punch the bats" "What are you meant to do?" Damn idk punch other people?

In the 5 years I’ve watched him, his comedy has never diminished.

The best thing is his voice

Techno: look at how sad he is Tommy: *laughing uncontrollably* 2:15

My biggest regret is not finding him soom enough. Oly figured out who he was before it was too late :(

now he can trashtalk in heaven.

Shout out to all of the Mathews who haven’t done their homework. You too, Timothy.

i'm pretty sure technoblade has more content than this, this video should just be all his videos edited into one

I love how at 2:39 he literally uses his own body to roast tommy.

0:34 Technoblade never dies 💔🕊

"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self defense" -Technoblade

5:16 When I first saw this clip, I was shocked to hear my name being said, and I thought it was someone else in the room calling me.

One of the reasons Technoblade neva dies!

Indeed, Wilbur should get off his property of the entire earth 👍

11:45 "I hate that. I hate you, I hate your family- I'm kidding, I'm kidding-"

4:15 this is actually very funny lol

9:00 Just keeping this for later, don't mind me

5:10 ok that was actually really funny

"I roasted them all. Not just the men, but even the woman and children too."

"Guys, we just killed some homeless guy. What have we done" Will be my favorite quote of all time

It’s so hard so see technoblade go it’s been 5 months

5:20 my name is Timothy, I was so scared and confused 😂

To all of you saying “He’s just roasting Skeppy”: Watch the entire video 💀

WHAT AREK WE GONGA DO HES GONE IM SCARED WGAT AN I GONNS DI

*”Hippity Hoppity. Get off my property.”* - Technoblade (1999-2022)

This hits diff

8:19 got me dying

R.I.P technoblade

0:36 just hits different now Rest easy Technoblade

5:33 HAHA TECHNO YOU MAY HAVE FORCED ME INTO DOING MY HOMEWORK 3 MONTHS AGO BUT ITS SUMMER TIME NOW!

techno coughing at 2:40 hurts even more knowing that they would've had to catch the cancer in 2017 ish to for him to have had a better chance and they think the cough was a clue

3:25 looked up torquedawg and TIL that he was made up by the game along with Cassie rose and techno just roasted some random dude for no reason

RIP Technoblade. He will be missed

Alternate title: Skeppy Having 2 IQ For 14 Minutes Straight

1:30 This actually had me *HOLLERING* dude

"Feel like this is *your* last chance." "No, I've won." "You've participated." Literally the only prize that ever matters to me

Despite other people praising you for the edits in this video, I’d like to give another perspective on that. Some edits are good. For an example, the one where you list the people who died (9:15) added to the joke. However, I get the impression that you are editing in text for the sake of editing. Like adding “Me too” is more distracting than funny and doesn’t add to the joke. Anyways, great job, the video is nice in general, I understand that it took you great effort to find and compile all these specific moments.

"Its like the US school system" the way he just says it so monotone is just fucking priceless 😂😂

that one about the cough doing more damage to him than tommy aged like milk...

"And if you mean verbally, that doesn't count because that requires intellect and not, like, /OP"

I just love how he’s insulted people long enough for 14 minutes

5:17 WTF HE GOT ME 🤣

“Meme them until they cry, then make memes about them crying”- Sun Tzu, The Art of War