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"TED CRUZ" - A Bad Lip Reading 

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Комментарии : 9 тыс.   
@andrewearl6659
@andrewearl6659 8 лет назад
"Doesn't that mean you go to jail?" "No, because I ran away."
@mjstory1976
@mjstory1976 8 лет назад
Brilliant
@MilesEdgeworth129
@MilesEdgeworth129 8 лет назад
We gotta see to it that Cruz is put on trial for arson of children's cabins!
@themissinglambsauce
@themissinglambsauce 8 лет назад
+Andrew Earl the zodiac killer
@xxSk8ing4christxx
@xxSk8ing4christxx 8 лет назад
+Andrew Earl Hilary Clinton was about to go to jail, then she lied.
@YeKangrui
@YeKangrui 8 лет назад
+Andrew Earl They stomp on our neck, and then they tell us, ‘Just chill, O.K., just relax.’ Well, look, we are mad, and we’ve been had. They need to get used to it. Well, and then, funny, ha ha, not funny, but now, what they’re doing is wailing.
@skildren
@skildren 8 лет назад
The pained looks on their faces, priceless.
@theoreticalbear3806
@theoreticalbear3806 8 лет назад
Lmao.
@VenusleVenusaur
@VenusleVenusaur 8 лет назад
Those are their resting faces
@soulchief1532
@soulchief1532 8 лет назад
+skildren It's genuine agony
@ichablackwite
@ichablackwite 8 лет назад
the daughters lol
@MrBlueSkyMrNight
@MrBlueSkyMrNight 8 лет назад
+skildren checkout my music lists.
@madisonmorell4336
@madisonmorell4336 6 лет назад
The struggling noises as he waved the flag lmao
@EzraDM
@EzraDM 3 года назад
Yes lololol this did it for me, too
@lorraine9242
@lorraine9242 3 года назад
I think we are hearing those noises for real now.
@csn6234
@csn6234 3 года назад
Lmao, those got me, too. Reminds me of that character from SNL back in the early 90s, "Pat".
@MeteoriteGallery
@MeteoriteGallery 3 года назад
A great homage to the early 2000's lightsaber guy
@devindriskill8727
@devindriskill8727 3 года назад
.
@samdaniels393
@samdaniels393 4 года назад
"There's one thing our country doesn't need more of; goose diarrhea." Honestly, I agree
@ratrandy7526
@ratrandy7526 4 года назад
Saul Contreras be quiet
@saulcontrerasOfficial
@saulcontrerasOfficial 4 года назад
@@ratrandy7526 no
@tbewin1z143
@tbewin1z143 4 года назад
im pro goose diarrhea
@noroar
@noroar 4 года назад
:
@nickstrapko7549
@nickstrapko7549 3 года назад
Well be gettin more of that soon
@jacksfilms
@jacksfilms 8 лет назад
Christ, that bit from 2:36-3:28 was genius
@billy-mild
@billy-mild 8 лет назад
+jacksfilms Yeah. That was the best part.
@prometheushippopotimi3076
@prometheushippopotimi3076 8 лет назад
hey
@Skinadious
@Skinadious 8 лет назад
Don't make us kiss now
@nicolelanae98
@nicolelanae98 8 лет назад
JACK
@alexanon8345
@alexanon8345 8 лет назад
+jacksfilms The pained way he says "I know it's him"... beautiful :D
@mikeymegamega
@mikeymegamega 8 лет назад
Gabe!?
@miamivic
@miamivic 8 лет назад
+mikeymegamega Aka Gabriel Prosser
@justinboros5634
@justinboros5634 8 лет назад
Newell?!
@gamingprophets9205
@gamingprophets9205 8 лет назад
+mikeymegamega Hey guys, I don't want to do this like an infomercial or anything, but if you could please spend a few minutes and check out one of my videos it would mean a lot, it a a joint channel (my friend sawyer, and I) and we intend to post one video a day Monday through Friday. thanks and i hope to see you there!
@n0yn0y
@n0yn0y 8 лет назад
Gabe... Gabe Newell... Ted... T E D... 3 letters Ted + Gabe Newell= HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!!!!
@daviddavis3279
@daviddavis3279 8 лет назад
i am a conservative Republican if trump don't get in i will vote democratic it will be my first time in my life i did!
@yashamaga13
@yashamaga13 6 лет назад
Herbert Spanecki is about to be my new username for everything from now on...
@TylerLL2112
@TylerLL2112 5 лет назад
Haha. It’s a great name. He plays football... what not to love?
@yougetonthathorseyougottar6126
You liar
@JI-sg5uy
@JI-sg5uy 4 года назад
k
@MissMolly3377
@MissMolly3377 4 года назад
That is funny, no one is using that name.
@pattyoneill6724
@pattyoneill6724 3 года назад
Herbert Spanecki what a name ! Yashamago, it is funny !
@dramagal13ify
@dramagal13ify 4 года назад
it's been four years and "jordan the centipede" will always get me
@OneHope4Heaven
@OneHope4Heaven 3 года назад
Lolol me too! I went around the house singing it for a long time ... way too frickin' funny!!!
@jovanniebazil
@jovanniebazil 8 лет назад
"I don't want to ask who's the baby daddy. I know it's him." That's so messed up 😅😅
@feaucul
@feaucul 8 лет назад
and so great
@StormyTideSage
@StormyTideSage 8 лет назад
The big grin on her face when he says that is perfect!
@AndrewRyanNoGodsOrKings
@AndrewRyanNoGodsOrKings 8 лет назад
+Tunerz the delegates... hand em over
@kyle50216
@kyle50216 8 лет назад
yeah pretty brutal at the end . still funny as hell
@bigcheese8423
@bigcheese8423 7 лет назад
Hahahaha!!
@Thorite_Gem
@Thorite_Gem 7 лет назад
'Death'll find you soon. Not sure you'll be remembered.' I died.
@DaProGamer12
@DaProGamer12 7 лет назад
Not sure you'll be remembered
@oussamaatmani6273
@oussamaatmani6273 7 лет назад
+DaProGamer12 nice 😂
@fogellmclovin3740
@fogellmclovin3740 7 лет назад
Then... How did you write the comment??
@saopy
@saopy 6 лет назад
how are you commenting? Were you the one that ted talked to about that? sorry it sounded better in my head
@misterkaos.357
@misterkaos.357 6 лет назад
Zodiac Killer confirmed
@seandurham4864
@seandurham4864 3 года назад
“Your face isn’t my face” thank god, said everyone
@dyronw.brodbeck
@dyronw.brodbeck 3 года назад
Funny, as that is EXACTLY what I was Thinking!
@mahmamia5100
@mahmamia5100 2 года назад
Yeah, I couldn't look directly at him while watching this. I'd just eaten.
@sylviabrown2307
@sylviabrown2307 6 лет назад
ted: “you know what, i just love to twerk...hollahlhollahhollah” heidi: *done with his shit*
@MnVikings9
@MnVikings9 8 лет назад
Damn it now I'm gonna have that bushes of love song stuck in my head again
@kraftiangames8043
@kraftiangames8043 8 лет назад
ikr
@scastagneto90
@scastagneto90 8 лет назад
I thought the same exact thing. lol. I just got it out of my head. haha
@LkRn09
@LkRn09 8 лет назад
Hahahahha
@Sporkyyyy
@Sporkyyyy 8 лет назад
Every day I hear it all day
@mdshadowmanftw1382
@mdshadowmanftw1382 8 лет назад
Sameeeeee, they need to get it on spotify..
@whothennow24
@whothennow24 8 лет назад
"A quote from the video so that people can read what they just watched."
@heyfrensitsjustyeethepanta2784
True
@modisana
@modisana 8 лет назад
+whothennow24 People are just having fun and quoting the favourite lines. There really is no harm there.
@whothennow24
@whothennow24 8 лет назад
Modisana Hlomuka Or maybe there's ALL the harm in the world in that. Ever think about that?
@Goodbrew84
@Goodbrew84 8 лет назад
+whothennow24 sounds like somebody never got a bogel for his glotch.
@newhampshirenate
@newhampshirenate 8 лет назад
+Talon Plays Games - It's 'Volution'. I don't blame you for the error, though. There's a lot of confution about this volution.
@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME
@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME 4 года назад
"I need a bogle for the glotch" -Ted Cruz
@Jacksmusicshack
@Jacksmusicshack 4 года назад
Has this been a shirt??
@JackSmith-hm7fh
@JackSmith-hm7fh 3 года назад
I legit crack up at that slogan
@littleghostfilms3012
@littleghostfilms3012 3 года назад
If you say that 3 times in a row Satan will appear.
@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME
@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME 3 года назад
@@littleghostfilms3012 no if you say it 3 times in a row your glotch will get a bogle.
@FreddieHg37
@FreddieHg37 3 года назад
Almost five years now and this still holds up pretty well...
@mja9393
@mja9393 8 лет назад
I would ask you to do one on donald trump, but he seems to be doing it himself
@miguelaleman8363
@miguelaleman8363 8 лет назад
😂😂😂
@timmylococo6343
@timmylococo6343 8 лет назад
xD
@timmylococo6343
@timmylococo6343 8 лет назад
Fuck Trump!
@toedplays
@toedplays 8 лет назад
+mja9393 I dont think he could lip read anything more stupid.
@TheSGmagic
@TheSGmagic 8 лет назад
+Animal Mother lol trunps sucks get out
@gracienav1999
@gracienav1999 8 лет назад
tHE FLAG WAVING GETS TO ME
@mistabook
@mistabook 8 лет назад
+Grace Navin hrmmghh! hrmngghh!
@HammarixSwe
@HammarixSwe 8 лет назад
yEAH THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY
@taehyunio4056
@taehyunio4056 8 лет назад
The noises he makes!!😂
@demon515
@demon515 6 лет назад
Even though I know this is fake I now believe that Ted’s wife is in love with another man.
@pursang833
@pursang833 3 года назад
During an interview Kremlin Teddy Brylcreem- I'm only in love with Heidi, how about you Heidi....Heidi.... Heidi! Heidi- ohhhhhhh yessssss, you Latin stud.....faster Rico.....ummmmm, errrrrrr Ted.
@TI99Kitty
@TI99Kitty 2 года назад
Makes sense, given how, in at least half the shots of her, she's rolling her eyes at him.
@mahmamia5100
@mahmamia5100 2 года назад
I mean, if you were married to Ted Cruz, you'd be in love with another man, too.
@wayneolsen8965
@wayneolsen8965 Год назад
She could have had Herbert.
@turboturkey
@turboturkey Год назад
ha ha and those kids look dead inside too.
@nina2x
@nina2x 3 года назад
We need an updated version, over his spoiled Cancun trip.
@Hatrimn
@Hatrimn 3 года назад
Lets get a Covid Cuomo one first
@samirsapher521
@samirsapher521 3 года назад
@@Hatrimn Cuomo underpants too
@NJ-wb1cz
@NJ-wb1cz 3 года назад
The only reason he could do a video of this quality is because election campaigns dump tens of hours of stock footage with many takes of their candidate online for everyone to use as they see fit. They do this so that "independent" superpacs can then legally construct ads out of this footage on their own and pay for running these ads themselves. There isn't a new election campaign in progress and obviously there will never be a sufficient footage about Hair Eater's trip anyway, so he can't do it even if he wanted
@biohazard724
@biohazard724 8 лет назад
I'm not sure this isn't real audio
@Harvjw98
@Harvjw98 8 лет назад
What gave it away?
@DavidCruickshank
@DavidCruickshank 8 лет назад
+Harvey Walsh double negative, he's implying this is what ted crux actually said.
@MiBariloche
@MiBariloche 8 лет назад
lol!
@sindrebrve7893
@sindrebrve7893 8 лет назад
Ar least it's more truthful than the real videos
@OvieKovy
@OvieKovy 8 лет назад
+Harvey Walsh Haha you didn't get it
@jedibuscus
@jedibuscus 8 лет назад
the zodiac killer will strike again
@dooplon5083
@dooplon5083 8 лет назад
?
@theG0rdL0rd
@theG0rdL0rd 8 лет назад
how? he's deas
@feralcatgirl
@feralcatgirl 8 лет назад
+Atomic Robo Tesla ted cruz is the zodiac killer
@Lumicatti
@Lumicatti 8 лет назад
+Syzygy314159 Pass it onnnn
@KamisamaJello
@KamisamaJello 8 лет назад
somebody beat me to it
@elijahknapp727
@elijahknapp727 3 года назад
The face his wife makes when he says he likes to twerk is so well edited
@froggyplatypus
@froggyplatypus Год назад
holla holla holla holla holla holla holla
@ManOnHorizon
@ManOnHorizon Год назад
You literally read "Whom did I tie my life with? Maybe it's not too late for divorce yet?" on her face. It's amazing how the one can crawl down to the tons of video materials and crop these minor pieces of gold in order to use them the right way (out of context of course but still creating a still image).
@Fan_Made_Videos
@Fan_Made_Videos 4 года назад
Where's the bad lip reading? I thought this was actual audio.
@josephbennett4236
@josephbennett4236 3 года назад
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Stop it, please!
@ricecrash5225
@ricecrash5225 8 лет назад
Isn't this what he actually said ?
@scentfuldesigns
@scentfuldesigns 8 лет назад
No
@peacewithrussiaorww3youcho264
@peacewithrussiaorww3youcho264 8 лет назад
+Dj Lolz Way to play along
@tavish6885
@tavish6885 8 лет назад
+Rice Crash And the original joke award goes to...
@BillLearn
@BillLearn 8 лет назад
+Rice: Yeah, but the official video probably doesn't include the non-verbal vocalizations.
@seeinstripes
@seeinstripes 8 лет назад
+Tavish Anderson the one with the most thumbs, and an hour older....
@jessebond4280
@jessebond4280 8 лет назад
"You're face is not my face". Well damn, can't argue with that.
@juanchocorleone
@juanchocorleone 8 лет назад
*Yogurt.
@jameseichman3604
@jameseichman3604 8 лет назад
that old man just took your spork
@PeteKowalsky
@PeteKowalsky 8 лет назад
I need a bogel for the glotch.
@brpierce
@brpierce 8 лет назад
Sometimes, don't we all need a bogel for the glotch?
@dillasbebs622
@dillasbebs622 8 лет назад
"Gabe?"
@echechak5355
@echechak5355 4 года назад
this might be my favorite blr because it's the most spot on voice and... this is possibly.. for sure what ted cruz is saying? their faces are spot on!
@johnmanning6611
@johnmanning6611 6 лет назад
Best exchange is at 2:30... "Hey, who hates cigarettes?" "I do!" "Hooray for you!" LOL LOL
@PassDaMethod
@PassDaMethod 8 лет назад
#MAKEAMERICAEATHAIRAGAIN
@ComeAtMe
@ComeAtMe 8 лет назад
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, TRUMP 2016!
@DiabolicNick
@DiabolicNick 8 лет назад
+sp00ky skeletor its a play on make America great again lol
@julsjgreen
@julsjgreen 8 лет назад
+CopenSomeGrizzly More like #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain
@julsjgreen
@julsjgreen 8 лет назад
***** Have fun voting for a white supremacist. The only thing keeping America from being great is people like you.
@bluedragon4sho
@bluedragon4sho 8 лет назад
+Pope of Atheism What's stupid is Trump supporters. Not an original statement, but true nonetheless.
@honeybee908
@honeybee908 7 лет назад
"I don't wanna ask who the baby daddy," *whispers* "I know it's him"
@coe8159
@coe8159 4 года назад
“I went down to the summer camp with a can of gasoline” “don’t light the cabins on fire” “I wish I couldn’t, but I did” “doesn’t that mean you go to jail” “No because I ran away”
@Le-Abdollen
@Le-Abdollen Год назад
1:53 - stop volution often pops into my head ever since you made this 🤣
@kriw5658
@kriw5658 8 лет назад
No one can convince me the wife isn't actually saying all that
@SISGshow
@SISGshow 8 лет назад
JORDAN THE CENTIPEDE TAUGHT ME A CARD TRICK
@SISGshow
@SISGshow 8 лет назад
Ikallicrates same
@GDM223SR
@GDM223SR 8 лет назад
+ABoyFobFan C: Jordan's glotch has an awesome bogel.
@mikeysmilk
@mikeysmilk 8 лет назад
weenie face.
@GigaChadh976
@GigaChadh976 8 лет назад
I'll vote for gabe
@jbreezy4732
@jbreezy4732 8 лет назад
+Ikallicrates jordan the centipede 😂😂😂💀
@burstofdifferent4490
@burstofdifferent4490 6 лет назад
“Gabe?” 😂😂😂 that part had me dying
@michaelschramm1064
@michaelschramm1064 3 года назад
The look on those two daughters when Cruz repeatedly says “I made a hole and then barfed on the beach” 😄
@snicky58
@snicky58 Год назад
Those children look traumatized.
@snicky58
@snicky58 Год назад
My daughter and I still go around singing that song.
@The_ZeroLine
@The_ZeroLine Год назад
@@snicky58It’s a classic.
@nodoubt257
@nodoubt257 8 лет назад
I need a bogel for the glotch
@tombowombo-
@tombowombo- 8 лет назад
+nodoubt257 Bogel/Glotch 2016
@MrMetfan17
@MrMetfan17 8 лет назад
whats a bogle
@nodoubt257
@nodoubt257 8 лет назад
Bogel is a game
@DaBirdman1989
@DaBirdman1989 8 лет назад
+nodoubt257 hey who hates cigarettes?
@MrMetfan17
@MrMetfan17 8 лет назад
+DaBirdman1989 i do!
@88franko
@88franko 8 лет назад
"doesn't that mean you go to jail?" "No, because I ran away" LOL
@CallMeAvocado
@CallMeAvocado 5 лет назад
"I made a hole and then barfed on the beach"
@TheKrazysexykool
@TheKrazysexykool 4 года назад
Who hasn't?,😉
@clem-hk2di
@clem-hk2di 4 года назад
I love how his youngest daughter looks surprised and look at him then look at her sister to see her reaction and then look at the filming crew "the fuck my dad is saying?" and her big sister not reacting because she is used to it
@tonystewartfan2014
@tonystewartfan2014 3 года назад
When I saw this comment the video started with that
@janetownley
@janetownley 2 года назад
@@TheKrazysexykool That just made me laugh 😂
@shoffmann12345
@shoffmann12345 3 года назад
This voice actor deserves so much
@zachdirksen8852
@zachdirksen8852 7 лет назад
No matter who won the election, it's sad that we'll never get that much-needed bogel for the glotch.
@surrealducks
@surrealducks 6 лет назад
I bet we could get Vermin Supreme to do it.
@OverratedPerson22
@OverratedPerson22 6 лет назад
Wtf is a bogel for the glotch??? English is not my native language and I put it on Google translate but it didn't translate anything! Wtf
@janetownley
@janetownley 6 лет назад
Potato Bangtan A bogel is a round Jewish bread and the glotch is a part of the body.
@surrealducks
@surrealducks 6 лет назад
Bogel and glotch are both nonsense words. Patty, I think you're mixing up bogel with bagel and glotch with... I'm not sure, where is a glotch?
@annetted.9895
@annetted.9895 6 лет назад
no! its sad that creep thought he had a chance! and who had sex with him? that's even more disturbing!
@BriannaMcComb
@BriannaMcComb 8 лет назад
Is it bad that watching BLR is how I make all my political judgements?
8 лет назад
Relatively
@Menuki
@Menuki 8 лет назад
+Brianna McComb as if CNN and FOX are better?
@cornpop8586
@cornpop8586 8 лет назад
+Brianna McComb Just make sure to look at the candidates voting records before you decide :)
@Sicanda
@Sicanda 8 лет назад
+Brianna McComb Well, as long as you still all consider them idiots I guess it's fine. But you shouldn't actually vote for someone just because he sang the most emotional closing statement song during the debate.
@coolclaytony
@coolclaytony 8 лет назад
+Brianna McComb Uhhh... Probably so.
@wildwestunlimited
@wildwestunlimited 6 лет назад
"Don't make us kiss now!" ... OMG, I lost it!!!! HAHAHAHAA
@knittedrachael
@knittedrachael 5 лет назад
this is the funniest video on youtube. i dont know how many times i've watched this but i still cry with laughter every time
@Murrman84
@Murrman84 7 лет назад
"......GABE?!?!"
@anuragchoudhury8507
@anuragchoudhury8507 7 лет назад
I know right?? That line is underrated as fuck
@wilsongaturu134
@wilsongaturu134 7 лет назад
who let him in?
@crab1973
@crab1973 7 лет назад
What do you want
@crab1973
@crab1973 7 лет назад
EsautisticTV son of a-
@Cydia942
@Cydia942 7 лет назад
You unracist piece of shit
@marshandomness
@marshandomness 8 лет назад
Zodiac Killer for president?
@foodcrumbs9136
@foodcrumbs9136 8 лет назад
yes
@GrahamBarth
@GrahamBarth 8 лет назад
+Marshall Biss Dude literally has the most unnerving face I've ever seen. *WHY DOES HIS SMILE TILT DOWNWARDS?!* I don't even believe in god, but I'm _pretty sure_ Ted Cruz is the anti-christ.
@ChrisTopher-id4mz
@ChrisTopher-id4mz 8 лет назад
+Marshall Biss yet meanwhile, watch the fireworks when people say "Obama is a muslim"...just sayin'...
@brianfunt2619
@brianfunt2619 8 лет назад
+Chris Topher The difference being, saying "Obama is a muslim" is not funny, whilst saying "Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer" is
@iiiiii3673
@iiiiii3673 8 лет назад
+Chris Topher Obama is a Muslim. He has ties to the Muslim brotherhood. He illegally changed his name to his muslScum father.
@harleyquinn6692
@harleyquinn6692 6 лет назад
"Doesn't that mean you go to jail?" "No because I ran away" 😂
@trevoradams8675
@trevoradams8675 2 года назад
I love that this has more views than probably all of his actual videos combined
@celestelegare-haynes8625
@celestelegare-haynes8625 7 лет назад
The ending with the wife talking about some other guy is hilarious!
@Meatguy101
@Meatguy101 7 лет назад
I kind of want to ask why your profile picture is just a pair of legs?
@KaydenF901
@KaydenF901 7 лет назад
King of all things human I think it's best we don't know.
@janetownley
@janetownley 6 лет назад
Aleia Le'Gare You mean Herbert Spenecki
@carolynmmitchell2240
@carolynmmitchell2240 6 лет назад
NSA - National Security Administration oh you saying that is irony
@LalK2K23
@LalK2K23 4 года назад
Starts at 2:36
@albertsuchan9366
@albertsuchan9366 7 лет назад
Damn, the end was too real.
@rainbowyarn
@rainbowyarn 3 года назад
I'm coming back to this years later and my assessment is still that this whole thing is absolute gold "you're the devil"
@notputinspuddy3420
@notputinspuddy3420 3 года назад
When Ted's not home, Heidi watches this. She laughs and laughs... "Oh my Lord, they don't know how close that came to the truth!"
@smitty1937
@smitty1937 7 лет назад
Cruz: "Hey, who hates cigarettes?" Kids: "I Do." Cruz: "Hurray for you"
@craigthecat9651
@craigthecat9651 6 лет назад
and then they held hands... wth
@MA-vd3ln
@MA-vd3ln 6 лет назад
I made a hole and then barfed on the beach I made a hole and then barfed on the beach I made a hole and then barfed on the beach 😂😂
@motherlessgoat72
@motherlessgoat72 5 лет назад
He actually asked who wanted to pray and thank the Lord for their meal.
@henrymob2651
@henrymob2651 5 лет назад
Joshua Hamilton nobody gaf
@motherlessgoat72
@motherlessgoat72 5 лет назад
@@henrymob2651 I only meant it as a friendly gesture. I'm deeply sorry if this upset you.
@vicceee
@vicceee 7 лет назад
" I just love to tweak, holla holla holla holla holla holla" I'm dead.
@DarthVaderOfficial
@DarthVaderOfficial 7 лет назад
Twerk not tweak haha
@janie9352
@janie9352 7 лет назад
look at your keyboard. Honest mistake
@OfLegendBorn
@OfLegendBorn 7 лет назад
The R and A are several inches--and a few keys--apart. No, it's not an 'honest mistake', not unless you're an idiot.
@zumis1011
@zumis1011 7 лет назад
In a way, him saying tweak would've made more sense.
@knathanknathan
@knathanknathan 5 лет назад
Pimpa Licious but Twerk and Spork rhymes though.
@darcpython
@darcpython 3 года назад
“No because I ran away”
@GJones462-2W1
@GJones462-2W1 3 года назад
"Jordan, the Centipede taught me a card trick." That's just fucking brilliant, man!
@aydenking
@aydenking 8 лет назад
For the love of god do Donald trump
@namelessfaceinthecrowd2459
@namelessfaceinthecrowd2459 8 лет назад
yes
@ahonestwoman
@ahonestwoman 8 лет назад
+Ayden King don't you think Trump, pretty much not make sense on his own. He does't need BLR for help.... :)
@deancuban894
@deancuban894 8 лет назад
+Just Wondering wow you're so edgy, I bet you're so edgy you support Sanders
@peeweemcmerm8100
@peeweemcmerm8100 8 лет назад
People that call others edgy are really cool. Seriously, it's almost as cool as calling someone beta.
@deancuban894
@deancuban894 8 лет назад
Peewee Mcmerm there's a thing called the reply button, it's not that hard to use
@vigilant3927
@vigilant3927 8 лет назад
Lol 3:15 "what does this mean" -me in math class
@pppoopoo8149
@pppoopoo8149 8 лет назад
same
@marinhattar495
@marinhattar495 8 лет назад
😂😂
@vigilant3927
@vigilant3927 8 лет назад
+Borat Sagdiyev I was just kidding because I am in advanced math jeez calm down.
@cooldude7337
@cooldude7337 8 лет назад
+Borat Sagdiyev it's not easy for everyone. dont call someone retarded cuz u dont know everything
@vigilant3927
@vigilant3927 8 лет назад
+Borat Sagdiyev I have been good at math and school all my life but I was just making a joke just for life reference okay.
@janicevanhorn618
@janicevanhorn618 6 лет назад
OMG the Herbert Spadecki part was freakin HILARIOUS! 😂
@dale8809
@dale8809 4 года назад
This is probably my favorite BLR....has me rolling every time. Freaking brilliant.
@chiach3
@chiach3 8 лет назад
This is what I hate about politicians the shots with them and their perfect little family. Cruz in his khakis with boat shoes and douchey sweater with his picturesque family....yuck. Makes me sick these people portray the perfect wholesome American family...news flash that isn't the norm in America and I am supposed to think this dbag can relate to me.
@TheErnstkare
@TheErnstkare 8 лет назад
this
@DistantTower
@DistantTower 8 лет назад
this. a lying, predatory manipulator, who will claim "Jesus wants you to vote for me!"
@marilynward1928
@marilynward1928 8 лет назад
+Mike C ,Jealous? You sound ...YUCK!
@annettevillain4352
@annettevillain4352 8 лет назад
+Mike C I think Heidi looks like she is his sister.
@thedoorsforever256
@thedoorsforever256 8 лет назад
+Mike C Hell yeah man, you hit the nail right on the head there
@risinglolreplays1299
@risinglolreplays1299 7 лет назад
I am dying. "Can you make me a rug? We don't make rug... I know"
@anderssandbergnordb8752
@anderssandbergnordb8752 7 лет назад
I died too
@lolitsanthony
@lolitsanthony 6 лет назад
Dude I was laughing so hard at that scene lmfao
@Jungla694
@Jungla694 5 лет назад
In our house we use that Ted Cruz "I know" expression every once in a while. We all bust out laughing.
@deltasceptile7805
@deltasceptile7805 3 года назад
2:11 This is what he did on his vacation to Cancun.
@mylesm4335
@mylesm4335 3 года назад
Underrated comment
@merrittn6397
@merrittn6397 3 года назад
This needs a 2/21/21 update PLEASE!!!
@TheLogicalLunatic
@TheLogicalLunatic 8 лет назад
The facial reactions of the wife and kids were the icing on the cake.
@elguapo7298
@elguapo7298 8 лет назад
from 2:40 on has to be some of BLR's best work
@Wadu436
@Wadu436 8 лет назад
3:38 is best
@rosegyrose7714
@rosegyrose7714 3 года назад
"I don't wanna ask who the baby daddy." I WHEEZED
@mahmamia5100
@mahmamia5100 2 года назад
_I know it's him._
@lighthouse1413
@lighthouse1413 3 года назад
This might still be the best thing BLR ever did.
@tennis12musicians
@tennis12musicians Год назад
Somehow it made him sound more normal!
@GunSam
@GunSam 8 лет назад
If Ted Cruz actually talked like this I think he would have gotten the Republican nomination.
@PariahMessiah83
@PariahMessiah83 7 лет назад
Man, that ending was harsh. And incredibly well edited.
@christopherthorkon3997
@christopherthorkon3997 4 года назад
I feel like just running out on the street, screaming, "I need a bogle for the glotch!"
@rebeccamd7903
@rebeccamd7903 6 лет назад
🤣 his wife!! Amazing facial expressions! Totally meant for this! 🤣
@DaProGamer12
@DaProGamer12 7 лет назад
He's the first one to say, "let's go out and eat hair."
@рената_цехановецкая
And it's wonderful now and again
@KaydenF901
@KaydenF901 7 лет назад
Ren vanGilst See?
@janetownley
@janetownley 6 лет назад
NSA - National Security Administration Her face when she says this !!
@g.araujo1043
@g.araujo1043 5 лет назад
Well, thats basically what i think when i go out with my gf, as she does not shave.
@MrAkilleus
@MrAkilleus 8 лет назад
"Don't light the cabins on fire!" "I wish I couldn't, but it's too late." Fucking killed me! XD
@phantom0456
@phantom0456 3 года назад
Jesus, this is funny... I realize I'm almost 5 years too late, but I can't stop laughing...
@DeSleutel01
@DeSleutel01 5 лет назад
Best part: “He’s still a really close friiiennddd, the Spinecki hehhh!”
@wesley2936
@wesley2936 7 лет назад
Human hair is an overlooked source of edible protein.
@JuanHerrero
@JuanHerrero 6 лет назад
The Chinese use it to make soy sauce. Said sauce is kosher.
@markkarjaluoto5628
@markkarjaluoto5628 5 лет назад
You've got happy cheer.
@4jeffstout
@4jeffstout 4 года назад
Human hair is indigestible. There's a medical condition involving the consumption of human hair called "Rapunzel Syndrome." Here's a quick video which explains it further: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-RG9Z7h2OQvQ.html
@rondohunter8966
@rondohunter8966 4 года назад
I'm working on it, just give me a little bit more time. Let's see, marijuana-infused butter, eggs, flour, hair (human preferred), water and weed. Blend and pour...
@SnailHatan
@SnailHatan 3 года назад
@@rondohunter8966 why the fuck would you just throw bud into a hair cake? You already have the butter. Don’t tarnish a good cake with plant chunks smh.
@kitcat9245
@kitcat9245 7 лет назад
Herbert spinecki, the beautiful, open, and sensuous man that was into football is in the kitchen right now-- dont even ask who the baby daddy is, its him
@janetownley
@janetownley 5 лет назад
I mean, like, duh, right?
@TheRealSlickRick63
@TheRealSlickRick63 4 года назад
What? Why did you even tell them that?
@tamasmihaly1
@tamasmihaly1 6 лет назад
Damn. Comedy genius. The guy making this is blessing us with content never intended for mass consumption. Enjoy it while it lasts.
@whiteknightcat
@whiteknightcat 3 года назад
Ted Cruz: Death'll find you soon! Ashli Babbit: Oh Ted, such a kidder!
@Top10Archive
@Top10Archive 8 лет назад
2:01 "That old man just took your spork" It's like Ted Cruz gets me...
@janetownley
@janetownley 7 лет назад
"She wanted Herbert Spenecki."
@sarkaniemi
@sarkaniemi 5 лет назад
And they're still good friends :)
@jennifermedeiros4790
@jennifermedeiros4790 5 лет назад
@@sarkaniemi he's in the kitchen now 😆
@wayneolsen8965
@wayneolsen8965 5 лет назад
Herbert played football...
@janetownley
@janetownley 5 лет назад
Wayne Olsen ~ He was beautiful
@janetownley
@janetownley 5 лет назад
Jennifer Medeiros ~ And he’s the baby daddy 😁
@n0denz
@n0denz 6 лет назад
One day I want to charter a boat and sail the sea, singing, "I made a hole and then barfed on the beach."
@RiverHolly13086
@RiverHolly13086 3 года назад
I literally cannot believe this video didn’t end ted cruz’s political career.... Wish it had!
@dietotaku
@dietotaku 3 года назад
nothing ruins a republican's career except becoming a democrat.
@FunnyOrDie
@FunnyOrDie 8 лет назад
Goose diarrhea is a huge problem facing this country.
@patrickryan1816
@patrickryan1816 8 лет назад
+AllGameGo someone's jimmies are rustled
@cameronwells82
@cameronwells82 8 лет назад
+Funny Or Die Goose Diarrhea is another term for Donald Trump and I agree it is a huge problem facing this country.
@susangrande8142
@susangrande8142 Год назад
How can one tell when a goose has diarrhea?? I mean how is it different from regular goose poop? 🤔
@desapole
@desapole 8 лет назад
Bernie 2016!
@desapole
@desapole 8 лет назад
Mr Steve-O gladly
@kristengronlund
@kristengronlund 8 лет назад
+DesapoleEdits Saying go f yourself to a person whose pic is a banana. Cute! Lol
@ok-xj1ju
@ok-xj1ju 8 лет назад
90% Income Tax 2016!!!
@Bizzmillah
@Bizzmillah 8 лет назад
+DesapoleEdits HaHa
@gardenerofthegalaxy
@gardenerofthegalaxy 8 лет назад
+Spencer Vyain Ignorance 2016!
@CJCroen1393
@CJCroen1393 5 лет назад
"If you want boyfriend time...you must be a girlfriend." You know, that actually _does_ sound like something Ted Cruz would say. Just less as an observation and more as a demand.
@davetoms1
@davetoms1 6 лет назад
Lost my goddamn mind at 3:26 "... ... ... I know it's him." 🤣
@TheKyleAye
@TheKyleAye 8 лет назад
This was such a waste of my fucking time. I thought this was going to be a parody of Ted Cruz's campaign video. Not the real one.
@erinpohl4960
@erinpohl4960 8 лет назад
HGAHA IM DYING
@lyssaomegaart4398
@lyssaomegaart4398 8 лет назад
You win one internet.
@ItumelengS
@ItumelengS 8 лет назад
We will contact you shortly for your prize...
@hellothere4485
@hellothere4485 8 лет назад
+lvl1humanoid lmbao
@TheKyleAye
@TheKyleAye 8 лет назад
Itumeleng Setilo​ Ted Cruz dropping out of the presidential race was already a significant prize for me
@TheMagicPopcorn
@TheMagicPopcorn 8 лет назад
Guys they don't need to do one for Trump. He already spews nonsense all on his own.
@crystal3897
@crystal3897 8 лет назад
😂
@logan.p85
@logan.p85 8 лет назад
Like how he says we are 19 trillion dollars in debt. Oh wait we are
@valshaped
@valshaped 8 лет назад
+Dave Mohammad Nobody disagrees with the National Debt Clock on that one.
@reucutajar
@reucutajar 8 лет назад
+TheMagicPopcorn We need some nonsense which won't get him votes :P
@Moshugaani
@Moshugaani 8 лет назад
+TheMagicPopcorn They could dub him but say the exact same things he originally said, and that would be the joke.
@GuadalupePicasso
@GuadalupePicasso 4 года назад
“I hear you’ve got boring drugs here” “That’s a lie”
@julianthegreat1116
@julianthegreat1116 4 года назад
"orange rugs"
@ratrandy7526
@ratrandy7526 4 года назад
yes we heard it when we watched the video
@allys744
@allys744 4 года назад
“I’d like to put a bunch of gnomes in this place” “You’re the devil” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@janetownley
@janetownley 2 года назад
But the guy walking with Ted when he says that about gnomes says “You would.” 😁
@daiselol
@daiselol 8 лет назад
That exchange between him and his wife is literally brilliant
@hannahjoycheng
@hannahjoycheng 8 лет назад
GABE?
@hannibalvon6164
@hannibalvon6164 7 лет назад
Hannah Cheng⼁♡ that's my favorite part! lol
@mystery785
@mystery785 6 лет назад
Gary?
@christallh24
@christallh24 5 лет назад
Oh, my goodness! That part had me in stitches, lol!
@azolivas
@azolivas 2 года назад
The funny thing is that this isn’t even a bad lip reading video. It’s actual Ted Cruz dialogue.
@MeloniousThunk
@MeloniousThunk Год назад
Ted Cruz: “I made a hole and then barfed on the beach” (Daughters’ discomfort intensifies)
@GoetiaTV
@GoetiaTV 8 месяцев назад
“Democrats want to take away our beer and our gas stoves” - Ted Cruz 2023
@thatdisneychick2054
@thatdisneychick2054 5 лет назад
When he was waving the flag around 😂😂😂
@alexeverett308
@alexeverett308 8 лет назад
Oh my god look at the kid's faces on "I made a hole and then barfed on the beach" it fits so well!
@BlueBleedStl
@BlueBleedStl 8 лет назад
this makes more sense than most of Ted's speeches
@laela6289
@laela6289 8 лет назад
+BlueBleedStl Mmmm hairrrrr
@yupster123
@yupster123 8 лет назад
+BlueBleedStl i wish i could see the originals lol
@marcuswivallius4363
@marcuswivallius4363 Год назад
Mhhaaah pfrengh!
@Lewis9700
@Lewis9700 Год назад
Makes more sense than anything Beijing Biden has ever said
@darknespker
@darknespker 6 лет назад
I keep seeing/hearing him as Mr. Bean when he makes those mumbling noises.
@ashers3517
@ashers3517 3 месяца назад
Now I can’t unsee it XD
@MrSishirpeyyeti
@MrSishirpeyyeti 7 лет назад
lol this is what ruined the cruz campaign.
@ClamThingy
@ClamThingy 7 лет назад
Sishir Peyyeti Ah no...Ted Cruz ruined the Cruz campaign.
@aoife5274
@aoife5274 7 лет назад
ClamThingy true
@mr.sci-fi7078
@mr.sci-fi7078 7 лет назад
I love this entire conversation! LOL
@laela6289
@laela6289 7 лет назад
Sishir Peyyeti who Herbert Spineky?
@stagelinedpro
@stagelinedpro 7 лет назад
Thank God!
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