Ted Cruz Sesame Street Cold Open - SNL 

As if anyone gives a shit about Joe Rogan to care.

@@georgee6303 You are right. Nobody cares about the most popular podcaster in the history of the world.

@Niamh De Na Crainn Arda his stand up is terrible. Calling Joe Rogan a "comedian" is an insult to comedians.

@Niamh De Na Crainn Arda You cant like SNL and call others ignorant mate.

@Niamh De Na Crainn Arda oh my bad. Yeah, Pete is cool. Joe Rogan sucks lol.

Lazy, pathetic, unfunny garbage is what I would call it. Why the hell do people watch this show?

Honestly with Pete’s dark circles around his eyes he looks way more like uncle fester here

@@Ggzerbe4 Because they’re in a cult.

@@funlovenboy That's why it made me laugh so hard...he looked like undead Joe Rogan 🤣

@@Ggzerbe4 why do you watch it?

Nice comment copy 🤣

@@TheMak3itreign I saw that my comment wasn't original after I typed it.😢 I typed it because That was what I said to myself when he showed up.

Cuz Joe Rogan is literally uncle fester 😂

@@Theonetrueerenyeager do not besmirch uncle fester like that. he's at least likeable unlike Rogan.

@@autinjones7194 my bad, you’re right. At least uncle fester isn’t a loser 😂

Listen, it's cool if you're still in the closet but you don't need to openly thirst after the likeness our president. Biden has a wife!

Would have been funnier to stuff his shirt.

@@humane143imperfection6 of our. And Biden has a nurse.

@@Ben1238 That's cute but I honestly don't care. I know my audience = you.

Watch your mouth pal

I can't imagine wanting to be a comedian then just selling your soul to the leftist propaganda machine.leftist doxing Ted for protecting his state how dare he I don't see them making fun of mush mouth aoc

@@sloopydoopy7318 Imagine being douchy enough to say things like "Leftist propaganda machine". Protecting his state from cancun? Mark ass

@@77jakebluz SNL is part of the Leftists Propaganda Machine! WAKE UP!

@@77jakebluz Well yea. They do impressions of left-leaning public officials in a positive light, and right-leaning ones in a negative. Same with left/right concepts. It’s a very specified choice of prose that is identical to current far-left ideology being presented by popular House-members of the DNC. Machine refers to government in general. Hence “leftist propaganda machine.”

Yeah, disappointing. Rogan, among other things, is misrepresented here.

SNL "Rogan": Here's some nuclear power plant cooling liquid. SNL Big Bird: But how can a bird drink nuclear power plant cooling liquid?! SNL "Rogan": I'm a human and I drank nuclear power plant cooling liquid! *que laugh-track*

Wow, this skit wasn't funny. They are acting as if it's their first time reading. Know your lines. Stop staring at the Cue card/teleprompter. They are acting just like Joe Biden.

I breath in air SNL- Your taking in the thing that cars tun off of

Just tell any s**tlib: "Penicilline is derived from mushrooms, pigs eat mushrooms, so penicilline is pigfood." S**tlib with urinary tract infection: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, get this almost free pigfood away from me, I will instead pay $3000 and my servant's left arm, to get that s**t treated. Not my own arm of course, but I will fight with my own arm for the rights of said servant, except for the right to free healthcare, because that is just too gosh darn expensive, or a living wage, for the exact same reason."

Joe rogain. I like water Also joe rogain. I dont like water Joe rogain later. Im not sure what i like.

Cruzy days Sweeping the libs away And he hopes you'll say That his beard looks sweet Grab an eagle and a gun Bring that gun to Cruz Street!

Nobody on the current SNL cast owns a doghouse.

I'm glad he's no longer able to see this horrible atrocity that SNL has become.

@@SobridMusic Bunch of Swedish Germans.

Cope

In 1998. As a joke. After a salty NBC executive fired him. Cry harder.

It's so pathetic it's unbearable. It's embarrassing

@@spiritofsophia8215 I agree. I also find it weird how people like Tim Dillon are so upset over this. Comedians like him are usually pretty level headed and fair about this stuff, and don't get into the weird snowflakian outrage mode in which they get offended by people who disagree with them making jokes. Particularly when the jokes are actually pointing out the crazy shit people are saying. What they said in this is literally stuff that people are saying. And not just a few fringe people either.

@@Chris-Christopher- Nobody is upset over this, it's just plain bad.

@@doom7872, no there are plenty of people who are upset about it. But compared to what we usually get from SNL, what about it makes it particularly bad to you? Is it because it's poking fun at beliefs you're sympathetic to? I'm having a hard time seeing much difference between people upset/annoyed/bothered/whatever by this and the people who were upset over Dave Chappelle's recent netflix special.

Pointing out factual inaccuracies about the gun in a SNL skit, you know how jokes work right?

Nah, that wasn't the skit that done that, that was trumps koolaid.

😂😂😂😂😂

Sad but true...

That was the best line in the whole sketch

This is why she's my favorite

Her zingers always remind me of Ralphie from the Simpsons

@@hydrocarbon8272 Same energy as “ I’m in danger.”

It was supposed to be. It was a joke.

Why isn't she mentioned in the description?

Bro my highschool drama class is much better than this; it's not even comparable

It was written by people without a high school education.

They have the funniest person ever in the whitehouse and this is the best they can do?

I went to go look at Pete Davidson's IMDB and tried watching his most popular SNL sketches,.. he plays every scene exactly the same,.. pete davidson is so basic, Vanilla makes fun of him

I love how these skits anger you republiturds SOOO much!!! Lol!!!

Nah only a few have played high schoolers at 30 or close to 30 😂😂😂

@@NileshR12 Actresses in their mid 20s playing high-schoolers is surprisingly common. Saoirse Ronan in Lady Bird, Natalya Dyer in Stranger Things and Alyson Hannigan in Buffy all spring to mind. Plus Kiana Madeira was 29 in Fear Street and Casey Hartnett was 31 in Terrifier 2. Examples with male actors are harder to think of but Joe Keery in Stranger Things (again) is another one

Documentary of how wrong and dishonest the government was to force those vaccines onto our kids? That were more harm than benefit. And made them miss a year of school

In what way?

Has it? It seems like a 2 year old documentary to me.

or Ted Cruz.... or Big Bird.

@@kennethturner8290 👈 *BONESPURS RELEASED THE KRAKEN INTO THIS ONE'S MOUTH. 🌭💋🍊 BONESPURS STILL LOST AGAIN!!!!* 😀😁😂🤣😃😄😅😆😉😊😋😜😝🤑😲🤤😬

to be fair MOST Of SNL impressions are so bad they always say "hi I'm (character name)" or someone points out who it is, lol

@@kennethturner8290 now I'm not an expert on tropical vacations but I'm pretty sure the ted Cruz impression was spot on

@@darkspawn4980 Right, Ted Cruz tried to skip town during a blizzard ice storm and got called out. The problem I have is Republicans at their worst is common practice, normal expected behavior from the Democrats.. Pelosi routinely engages in conflicts of interest, Swalwell sleeps with an actual Chinese spy and remains on intelligence committees....?

This

This skit hurt my soul. I really want to meet the person who finds this funny and study them.

@Neo Reactionary Meh, I don’t consider people on Reddit as good subjects. I want to by a fly on the wall in some couple’s room and see what makes them tick. I just imagine people who find this funny to be dead inside.

Some snowflakes have no sense of humor

lol you sound fragile

Facts. When your target demo is dried up old liberals this is what you get.

@@DebonairOfTheWind Nah they just don’t find “comedy” targeted toward your demo (dried up old liberals) funny.

Beard isnt grey enough......and my God Cecily strong as a blonde is way too hot

Every single time. Queen.

@@jacobbyrd3920 what does that have to do with Cecily playing Marjorie? Lmao

@@jacobbyrd3920 ted cruz ran to cancun during a snow storm, i didn’t do that. Me 1 Cancún Cruz 0

It really is mind boggling....SNL lacks so much self awareness that they are literally using political propaganda disguised as comedy in order to make fun of a Senator who called out Sesame Street for vaccine related messages to children. Whether or not a CHILD receives a vaccine is up to the PARENTS. Children should not be the target audience of vaccine related messages. And SNL has become so political biased that they feel Republicans deserve extra amounts of mocking and ridicule for simply pointing out that Sesame Street is not an appropriate medium for messages like that to children. What's next? Will Sesame Street tell kids to use any restroom they want according to what gender they feel that day? What Republican will SNL mock for saying Sesame Street shouldn't do that? I can't wait for Oscar the grouch's sex change. And Sesame Street seems to be behind the cultural curve....don't they know that math is racist now?

@@michaeljorgensen790 cry about it

I love how triggered conservatives still get over SNL. You guys have been upset since 2000, get a safe space

Guys, guys, they're both awful.

@@qwertyzxcvbn3174 Do you not realize your comment is more triggered than any comment I’ve seen from a conservative on here😂 liberal moment

That's funnier than anything in this skit.

@@qwertyzxcvbn3174 Liberals never get triggered, right?

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They don't have anyone as buffed as Joe. He takes horse medicine for COVID and Gorilla 'roids for his muscles. That's why his hair fell off His chief medical expertise is knowing how to inflict damage to the human body. He's a UFC expert, MMA and Fear Factor host

@@mxu111 Fester Addams you meant?

Because for awhile he looked dead

Uncle Fester

It's not you.

Rogan looks like fester now. The covid fuqed him up.

Lol I thought so too

It really is mind boggling....SNL lacks so much self awareness that they are literally using political propaganda disguised as comedy in order to make fun of a Senator who called out Sesame Street for vaccine related messages to children. Whether or not a CHILD receives a vaccine is up to the PARENTS. Children should not be the target audience of vaccine related messages. And SNL has become so political biased that they feel Republicans deserve extra amounts of mocking and ridicule for simply pointing out that Sesame Street is not an appropriate medium for messages like that to children. What's next? Will Sesame Street tell kids to use any restroom they want according to what gender they feel that day? What Republican will SNL mock for saying Sesame Street shouldn't do that? I can't wait for Oscar the grouch's sex change. And Sesame Street seems to be behind the cultural curve....don't they know that math is racist now?

@@michaeljorgensen790 oh shut up!

u ever watch hbo show "Barry"

@@jumatron2060 no what about it?

@@Johnnywiseify Anthony Carrigan plays a gay gangster that looks just like whoever that Joe rogan impression.

@@jumatron2060 I just looked him up and yeah I see it. It's just that SNL has no short stocky/stout/muscular men to play him. Lol

@@Johnnywiseify I get it, I'm a fan of Pete Davidson. I just couldn't get noho hank image out of my head

Well, at least if SNL or Hollywood in general decides to do a live-action Addams Family, they can use Pete as Uncle Fester...unless he leaves or they want someone more Hollywood ugly.

Ivermectin has saved so many lives from covid......big pharma controls all these bs shows and news.....

@@yogijaya2897 That's right. If by saved from Covid you mean killed by Ivermectin before they can die from Covid.

@@yogijaya2897 Ivermectin is manufactured by Merck, the fourth largest pharmaceutical company, so discouraging people from taking it isn't exactly in their best interests. If you're looking for a Big Pharma conspiracy, just follow the money and see how much the individuals promoting "alternative" treatments stand to profit from selling them to vaccine-hesitant/anti-vax consumers.

@@yogijaya2897 * so many dogs from heart worm

Now I can't hate Greene, just like when she played that drunk Fox Anchor.

Not crazy enough.

@@dragonmaster613 Judge Jeanine Pirro.

and we're all glad she didn't ugly up for it prob too much time , makeup and a team of makeup artists and anthropologists to get that cro-magnon/ pre-human look .

@@mrwascallyt9865 Cro-Magnon 🤣

Lol. The truth hurts.

@@kracklekrispy158 I don't see any truth here.

This was obviously a laugh track. A new low.

@@Lohodrom1 no comedy shows use laugh tracks ever

@@darkspawn4980 great point However, the ones that do don't usually call themselves "live"

Kinda hard to make a joke of a walking joke

Does someone have to prompt the “audience” when to laugh or is that a laugh track?

Hahah no one laughed when he said that Mencia line. Dudes not funny

It's funny to the cringe crowd. They get off on weird shit

@@ShineDawg no one laughed at the Mencia “joke” it was crickets. No ones getting off on that dude

Yet you watch

​@@jjj1951 one of the most pathetic copes i've ever seen

@@jjj1951 yeah, I never got the hang of forming opinions about things I haven't seen. Call me old fashioned but I generally like to see something before I talk shit about it

The funniest thing about SNL now is watching RU-vidrs make fun of it.

@@muddbear6410. Then you must not be a Republican because Republicans only go off on things they’ve never read or seen.

We passed Idiocracy miles ago and are entering the gates of Hell.

Real Comedy defends marginalized communities, like the fine people at Pfizer

Why would you put water on plants? That goes in the toilet bro.

We’re already in it

Also isn’t that an M-16, not an AR?

Audience didn’t laugh enough

It was the best joke in the sketch and flew over their heads.

@@BenedictMHolland I think the crowd got it... but it was like.. "yeah.. republicans always act like LGBTQI don't exist.. or so few of the population they dont' matter"...

Accurate?

@@cleverusername9369 accurate meaning that homophobes are always in denial of the lgbt community :) the amount of times my girlfriend and i have been called "good friends" even after explicitly stating that we are dating is honestly pretty baffling

If you don't like it, why watch, why click?

@@ASMRyouVEGANyet because its crazy this is still on TV

Check out Chevy Chase's president Ford impression.

They still do. Except for one.

I do, last Saturday

that's what he normally looks like just with the fake bald cap on. Junkies cant hide that look, probably meth like Biden's son Hunter.

More like nosferatu

Thank god for Cecily Strong and Kate McKinnon

@@RaaagePoop bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you should be in SNL

Aren't you like the 10th person to comment that? Geez it's like norm McDonald isnt already dead

@@darkspawn4980 awwww you want to cry some more about? Here! Here’s a bucket of I don’t give a fucks.

@@davidc3943 obviously or you wouldn't be the 10th clone so much honesty, would you like to tell us again how they're taking away our guns or how the election was rigged?

Yea the comments don’t seem to match the like/dislike ratio. Curious……lol

She represents America..

No one person “represents America.”

@@BethBuelow it is 👏 literally 👏the President's entire job description to represent America

@@kayla7562 she represents Georgia, a state well known and notorious for stupidity, racism, incest, and peaches.

@@cleverusername9369 bc people don't try to fuck their cousins anywhere else but in the South, racism doesn't exist anywhere else, and the schools up north and everywhere else are flowing with Harvard grads.

No you didn't

"I represent America!"

Funny how we degrade everyone that's w, and Cruz is NOT w. Almost as he's hated the same a wman.

@@oedipus_tex8660 "metaphorically" like his "metaphorically" funny

@Steve Gracy agreed. Dude is not funny at all.

The only thing I can imagine that's funnier is worms crawling out of joe Rogans ass

It didn’t do it for me. Pete is horrible at impersonations.

IDk, he played him as a arrogant P.O.S seemed pretty spot on.

@@jefferyedrobertson it was insanely far off

they didn't even try. could've said it was anybody

I don’t get why he’s on this show. At all.

Same. Except instead of Vendetta, the V will stand for Vigilante.

Vainglorious

i mean we are basically living in that world right now with this propaganda

Hahahaha

The propaganda is so bad RU-vid is shadow banning comments on this video.

More like a national travesty

Foreals dude…. Make you raise an eyebrow… definitely somethings off lol

@@kentstank Bots

Yeah I thought the same thing. No way is that accurate.

@@kentstank Don't worry, RU-vid will be removing the dislike button soon so we will have no info at all.

Too late, it's in production, coming this December on their new streaming platform, Aryan Tube

Nah, it is only the left that keeps trying to indoctrinate kids.

@@raywilliams6675 Nah, its your paranoia and lack of critical thinking that has you believing something that doesn't exist. If the 2020 election was actually stolen, why aren't you and your ilk marching on DC? If I found out democracy was destroyed, I would be going to war.

@@mjohnston8313 lmfao....democracy is completely destroyed and it was destroyed way before trump. and you aint fightin shit

@@raywilliams6675 by making them open minded?

Yea, but this is at least a pretty accurate critique of how the GOP is continuing to go off the rails.

@@flybriur like shooting fish in a barrel

Wdym

I think their ship has sailed. Only if they stop this propaganda will there ever be another funny SNL. RIP

LOL, bad for Cruz but good for Aidy!

LMFAO that's 💯 funny 🤣 😂 as heck 🤣

Her fake beard is more realistic than Cruz's fake beard.

you know what's sad is seeing this country go to crap in a pronoun bonfire

@@everythinghate666 go be miserable somewhere else

then you are a sad person.

It was hilarious.

When I was a kid, Tommy the white Power Ranger was my favorite. I feel so ashamed and sad now.

@@videovoidtv it was a funny joke… how would that make me sad 💀

@@AmiraUnplugged I've seen this person lurking on multiple SNL videos complaining about how "not funny" SNL is now. If anyone would know sad, it's this guy.

No, you're right. I think it's an M16A1 model. The M16 is just what the military calls their versions. Same with the later M4 Carbine we mostly replaced it with. They all come from the AR15's design, so it could technically still be called an AR15, but the military has made some changes to it over the years though; so you're right, there is a difference. Especially compared to common civilian models.

How many other times have they made fun of joe rogan? I think you're overreacting

@@spongebobbette23 the problem is not making fun of him. I love when people make good fun of someone i like. The problem is that it's not only unfunny and cheap, but also political and borderline defamatory.

@@spongebobbette23 lying about him taking horse dewormer is wrong.

@Sedition Case aptly making fun of Newsmax?

@@lylegardner7260 That's what it looks like to me.

@Sedition Case SNL has always been political, if that’s what you’re whining about.

Politics shouldn't be involved whatsoever. It just divides us. It's honestly sad so many people don't see it

@Sedition Case SNL is doing a damn fine job of making fun of the repubes Daily soap opera/ or repube reality show.

How do you know this information?! lol

Lol that can’t be true

@@Bigslxmp There's a chrome extension that's allow u to still see dislikes until Google removes it

@@sublimewins2186 it is use a chrome extension

Huh cool. I admit, the first part is funny abut after Burt and Ernie it got a littler preachy. Regardless I liked it. I am pretty sure the far right nuts a freaking out.

that was the only semifunny line, this audience doesn't look for comedy though , they just look for their shots at their political opponents

@@claypool7897 you hit the nail on the head

My least favorite SNL person ever: Pete Davidson

Thought they woulda had him play big bird for the height difference but his Joe ROgan was pretty funny.

@@maryrosekent8223 I don't know how he still has this job. He's awful at it. He can't deliver a punchline, can't stay in character, and doesn't bring any talent to the show.

Joe Rogan is literally 5’3

And joe rogan isnt a fruit with nail polish and sunken in dark circled eyes. Also rogan can actually be funny.

It's all propaganda.

It's still cringe and unfunny.

My favorite part is when everything they said is actually true

his crazy eyes tops it off

Yes The trash is where SNL has gone,. that would make you laugh,..

@@Sindrake lol you must be on the red team.

That Oscar bit was the cherry on top of this skit. It really was perfection.

@@Sindrake So what you’re saying is: “I don’t like it when my favorite conservative politicians get bullied by SNL”

His advice to take ayahuasca and horse medicine is a joke It landed about as well as... most SNL jokes since Will Farrell left

@@JMacSD Dr. Sanjay Gupta who works for CNN admitted that they lied and doesn't know why they said he took horse medicine

@@JMacSD that was a lie even the CNN doctor admitted on The Joe Rogan show.

@@JMacSD it ain‘t even a Horse medicine. They discovered by accident that it also works for Horses. But we know all by now that CNN and SNL think their usual audience is full of morons. Wich of course they are.

@@JMacSD i would actually look into that on my own if i were you, you are helping spread a unfair lie that has been disproven. Don’t be that guy man.

Ain’t that the truth!

& better looking than the real life!

1. stop with the hack two party politics 2. Green is a milf. C'mon.

Be careful. The minute you speak any language in U.S.A. they yell "Speak English!" and then call manager or police.

Agreed, it would have been funny if they had funny people working on it.

It would have been funny if the jokes had been funny 😒 Pete literally cringed me into stop watching it

It looks like the staff just got a list of talking points they have to include in the sketch, felt absolutely no inspiration and just phoned it in.

You're still gonna watch every time regardless

@@H-Vox nope I only saw this because king pig Tim Dillon talked about how bad it was so I came to see for myself. Haven’t watched in 10+ years

Same when she plays judge Jeanine. She actually looks sexy as hell when she plays it.

They should have gotten the GEICO Caveman to put on a blond wig and some lipstick. She's the spitting image of a half-neanderthal cavewoman, albeit without the webbed toes from being inbred. No insult intended towards neanderthals by the way.

Also, the wig was too nice. MTG's hair straight up looks like straw.

Truth. MTG is a perfect example of the outside reflecting the grotesquely hideous inside.

True, but this is one of those cases of ability over appearance. Cecily, despite her beauty, is good at playing nutjobs. Plus, the fact that they made her look prettier than the real MTG is kind of a false hope lure, making people think that the impression will be a favorable one and not a burn against her.

I was just wondering if this was before or after

FOR REAL

It’s an important distinction of a how shows like snl subtly misrepresent truth. When you propagate that m16 is the same as a ar-15: you simply aren’t telling the truth. In all honesty I thing right wingers are just tired of snl insulting them every Saturday and, debatably, not being funny while doing so.

Can u explain this to me please?

@@SuperMJbros A while back Nicki Minaj tweeted about how the vaccine supposedly caused her cousin's friend to become impotent and caused his testicles to swell up, which caused his fiancée to cancel their wedding.

dont you mean her fathers, brothers, nephews, cousins, former roommate?

You are the minority. Get used to it

@@chriseshelby3004 Right, that's why democrats are getting slaughtered in places they were supposed to be sure wins. Get used to it. Better get the burn ointment ready for 2022, that's gonna sting. LETS GO BRANDON

Now there’s no dislike count either…

@@chriseshelby3004 right that’s why they had to hid the dislikes cause the minority was disliking things too much😂😂

@@chriseshelby3004 The fact your account was made less than a week ago helps prove OPs point 😂 How could anyone aside from a bot find this to he genuine comedy

It blows my mind this has 37k likes, unless those are youtube bots to save the ratings on this video.

welcome to the actual zombie apocalypse

Yeah take this stupid show down, the art of acting and comedy is dead...so dead

I stopped watching SNL regularly about 20 years ago & have not laughed at anything SNL has done since...Still Not Laughing

@@outsidechambaz seriously it has to be bots, snl is on life support fr nobody watches that corny shit anymore, the show is trash…has been for yrs

I eat the stuff.... it's a healer ... Harder to find since people started realizing this....

@@yogijaya2897 that only works on the braindead

@@NiecieSavo then he came to the right party

It's actually very useful.

@@yogijaya2897 You're risking kidney damage, but ok...

Doesn’t matter, end result is the same.

it should blow your mind more that there are people who actually are like this

snowflake ❄️

Colbert has never been “apt”.

@@seanm3226 he used to be.

@@seanm3226 politely disagree He was great during the trump era and during covid. I think he and the crew may need to find a consistent groove now they're back to normal. But they are multi award winning for a reason. However you can't please all of the people all of the time, I guess...

@@kateoc8 I’m also on Team Colbert. His physical comedy gets me every time. If the caravan dance wasn’t apt I don’t know what is.

If I was as crude as him, I would say that to him, as well...

Yeah but it’s generic and cheap which screws over big pharmas new higher cost patented version of the same thing………….. snl brought to you by Johnson and Johnson…….

And it prevents viruses from replicating, it's not just for parasites

Actually, Avermectin, a precursor to Ivermectin, won the Nobel prize for the the treatment of parasitic disease. There is no clinical proof that Ivermectin has any effect on a coronavirus.

@@kevdebable oh and patton those drugs...

@@maninwater5615 sure, it stops virus replication…at concentrations that are neurotoxic in humans.

This is the epitome of state sanctioned political “comedy”. Their satire is based on completely misrepresented reality. But hey what do I know, I’m literally Hitler.

she meant she's a US representative in Congress

If you say this was funny you are a liar.

@@raymondgstanleyjr stop being triggered

@@360.Tapestry says the one triggered to reply to someone else’s conversation

@@raymondgstanleyjr you just described how you become triggered. that's weird

@@TheRealAppeal and my comment even managed to trigger _you._ i will use my powers more responsibly lmao

@@360.Tapestry good one bro. You’re just looking more like a hypocrite.