Teddy Long's unbelievable Randy Savage cocaine story 

Good one

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Damn that's really really funny

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Great story, thanks for sharing. I can imagine Randy wondering, "Eh, I'm tired, ...but I probably should give them something, ...Sh**, Here it Goes!" Lol. Showman indeed.

I have never in my life seen a drug dealer get rubbed.

Imagine having to go back to your boss and tell him you got robbed by the Macho man ... unbelievable 😂

It was less dangerous back in the 70s and 80s. Drug dealers used to carry on with a switch blade back then.

Drug dealers get robbed a LOT😂

​@@Young_Savage_904 Not good ones.

The danger zone was actually a 6 foot radius around Randy Savage.

Yeauh!

Thank you.

Not all heroes wear capes

@@markd9580 Savage did though :)

thanks amigo

Not only that, but the first two minutes leading up to that are cringey and awkward.

The number of insane wrestling stories from the old days makes me feel like there was never a time that 2 or more wrestlers got in a car together and arrived at their destination without incident.

@@BATM_Media Tougher/wilder business back then. I guess you could compare it to the wild west of the 1800s to now

Back in 80 and 90 people were more wild and rebellious. Also no smartphones and cancel culture

This still hapenns all the time, people just get caught more, thats all

Ooohhhh yeahhh😅

Dude could have died

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Plenty more out there, randy savage was genius, (no lanny) calculated risk

Manager of 2 cold and Bagwell also

@@gregjones6785 No doubt, but Skyscrapers put him on, then with Doom he was Manager of the year he was a BIG thing in WCW, then he goes to WWF start from ground up as a Ref, started managing again got a lot of HEAT especially with Rodney Mack then became a General Manager, he also managed Jazz as Womens Champion

I remember all that.

I thought Teddy was going to join the Skyscrapers and hit that jobber, who refused to sell. Sid looked reluctant in teaching the guy a lesson, but Spivey had no hesitation at all. Teddy yelling "Kick his *ss!", made me realize how the jobber F'd up big.@@kingdwight9796

How'd he manage a video game?

Black don’t crack

No way.

Black don’t crack

Black don't crack, that's a fact, Jack.

Guys' arms look a little aged, but yeah, face says 50's. Shoot, if he were an actor, they might have him playing a high school kid, lmao. But seriously, if I can have a face like that when I'm 76, I'm gonna consider myself blessed. Period. :D

hirlious 😂🎉😅

Amen to that, playa

That's one memoir I'd read!

Sounds like something we would have made in SvR back in the day, like The Great Khaki or Reymond Stereo.

Raymond Stereo!! 🤣🤣🤣

Ginger😂it’s Jinder this guys been at the pub too long 😂😂😂😂🎉

Ginger McCaul

He's describing a strong arm robbery, and the da could add conspiracy and intimidating a witness, here in RI, that's a mando dime piece...shhh

Many things cause heart attacks 😅 Their high protein diets probably didn't help either

@@hugh2hoob668 small % chance of that.

​@hugh2hoob668 yeah the steak at the waffle house+fighting a wedding party=heart attack

High protein diet sound like you never had a workout in your time

@@alltheworldsastage. LMFAO!! LOL!! Too funny my man!! Never worked out, not even once... LMFAO!! OMG!!

Exactly lol 😂. I'm listening to that part like WTF Teddy, if it was anymore robbish, the macho man would have hamburglar mask on. It was obviously a serious strong arm robbery if it actually happened at ALL.

So

It's called reminiscing 😂​@@raymondtipton7243

Turns out coke-minded Randy wasn't really the best of persons. But the showmanship, you cannot deny, lol.

Hope he wasn't working on consignment or he might have ended up at the bottom of Lake Lanier.

😂😂😂 They would look at him like he's must've gone stupid.

🤔 I was thinking, "Did they plan on buying from that guy again?"😅

I have doubts about it as well. It could have happened in Georgia in 1977 or 1978. The right people were there at the time. And Dick Slater was crazy enough to do something like that. But - The stuff about putting him out with a sleeper hold doesn't make any sense. - At that time, Teddy Long was a nobody fan who hung around Abdualla the Butcher. I kind of doubt he hung out with Dick Slater. - You might get away with robbing someone like that once. But if the guy doesn't come after you, the story is going to get around to everyone else. And if you go looking for anything after that, you could get into serious trouble. People drawing on you kind of trouble. - Dick Slater would do that, but I don't think Randy Savage would be that crazy. If it happened at all, it was probably some really small-time guy in some small town that they took a very small amount from. If its true at all, its way exaggerated.

Only he knows

My concern about that story is how do they know if that guy ever actually woke up or not. That's a serious element that no one thinks of. The idea that a grown man was put in a sleeper hold 😴💤 by a big professional wrestler is a serious thing and that man may have never actually woke up. It's not like it's a fake wrestling ring style sleeping hold, he's talking a shoot in his words. That story Teddy told realistically could literally be looked at and lawfully considered strong armed robbery, assault, battery and attempted murder if that guy ever survived it to tell it at all and ever contacted authorities regardless of him being an alleged dealer. Yeah the more I think about it, that story has to be false in some ways or another or he would be legitimately considered an accessory even to this day.

@@Rondondemarco Yeah. Its a good point about potential charges against Teddy Long. marty jannetty told a BS story about killing someone when he was young and the story triggered a full police investigation. And if the police start looking, there is always a chance that they may find a bunch of random evidence that turns a fake story into a crime they can bring charges on.

Yep

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@jimdandy8686 I love Lethbridge. I would have no problem living there.

He just liked the smell of it 😅

Well you can always go one on one with the Undertaka, playa! Holla, holla, holla!

He was the best gm back in the day

The Undataker

⁠@@17thN.Oor a tag team main event playa playa Holla!!

Ssssshhhhh...don't tell nobody!

Did he share with Liz and Stephanie?

@@curthennig9448 Stewie Griffin voice: POSSIBLY! (As well as Queen Sherri)

@@ElmoKnowsWhereYouLive5150 Forgot about Sherri Martel. She was quite the bad girl in the AWA!

​@@curthennig9448Stephanie per a Hannibal interview tried claiming Randy was allergic to coke. I couldn't stop laughing when I heard that

@@curthennig9448 To quote the lads on OSW Review, "she had ginormo tits". Apparently she fancied Hogan, so that takes her down a few pegs in my book.

Canadians suck!

That drug dealer should have called the cops, huh?

A drug dealer complaining someone assaulted him would be very pot kettle black 😂

I was born in 77

Fun fact, the year 1977 came right after the year 1976. And leading scientists predict that the year 1978 is fast approaching. Obey the science!

Right

RIGHT and how was he and slater in the back and savage was in front 🤔 ? who rode in the front passenger seat to buy weed …. If savage was front passenger then who drove 🤔

I'm getting the feeling we got the "light" version of the events. Lol

I would cut that list down to Triple H and Ricky Steamboat. Or maybe just Ricky Steamboat.

​@Jim-Tuner maybe Hillbilly Jim

@@richardmorris6365 Probably. Also Owen Hart and (maybe) Jerry Lawler.

All of them used illicit pharma.

Every single wrestler was addicted to drugs from 1970-2015ish. The early age mortality rate in wrestling is astronomically higher than civilian life because of it. Some wrestlers like steam boat may have never used illicit street drugs but you can bet your bottom dollar 💵 that they all used pharmaceuticals. I don't even think it's humanly possible to abuse your body and travel 🧳 year round like the old wrestlers and not have some kind of chemical addiction. Marty jennete actually explained it well on Boston wrestling roughly 2 years ago. They were all medicated all the time. The only difference was that some actually did more of both street and pharmacy plus juice and alcohol which is like death ☠️ in a bottle essentially when you really think about it 🤔

I don't think he was. He was working for his father's "outlaw" ICW promotion, or doing programs for CWA/memphis.

@@1973scotta my question is when did he get with teddy long

Randy Savage was in the NWA on TBS 1976 and 77

@@JamesCrisp-iq4cs where cuz if it the CWA when was teddy around him

Oh Yeah!

Yeah he said the cocaine always rises to the top ooooh yeahhh sniff it!!

How do you know that it was *some black dude* because he never states the race. Also the goofiness of the story actually sounds like it was some White dude and he stated that technically dick Slater is the one who choked the dealer.

@@Rondondemarco Exactly. It's a shame some people are so race-obsessed these days, they just randomly invent details like this into their minds and then post it on the internet as "fact". While it's fooIish to assume the race/ethnicity of the dealer altogether, it was still refreshing to see your observant and inteIIigent reply here.

@@Hausbrauen Yeah it's their implicit biases and psychosis of yt supremacy. It distorts everything that takes place in their personal life if someone is of a darker pigment with wooly hair. It's a spiritual warfare between us being Jacob, the real isreal of the Bible and them being Esau of the bible if you get my drift. They have always been obsessed with those of us with dominant DNA 🧬 as they are innately recessive and actually come from us technically. That's their obsession with color, it's a demonic possession that does that to them. It's actually a sick disease 🦟 to be honest almost like a brain parasite 🪱 making them fixate on our skin day and night 🌃 even in fantasy world scenarios in their heads. It's deeper but I'll leave it there. I respect your positivity though nonetheless. Salute.

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Randy Savage was in n.w.a. on TBS and 76 and 77

You start with Memphis in 84…he wrestled for a decade before that.

His shirt says you got blocked playa

I’m saying he’s lying. 😂