Teleporting Tea - Slovakia country review 

"the streets are full of colorful people!" *guy stealing bike*

Just Boris filming a guy stealing a bike.

5:00 notice how the stack of alcohol-free beer is completely untouched. That's how you know you are in a slavic country

13:54 On lid it says "Smetana ke šlehání", which means "Whipping cream". That's not Sour cream, that's for cooking! :D Next time look for "Zakysaná smetana". That's the one you want c:

Stealing bike in front of Slovakia House of Parliament( *Gone normal* )

Opa! 🤙

Those double names on products are two different languages: Czech and Slovak. "smotana" is Slovak word and "smetana" is Czech word.

I would seriously watch an entire youtube channel of Boris just visiting countries and thier supermarkets, He somehow makes it both entertaining and informative.

Boris bread in Slovakia is not assault weapon it is siege weapon, tool to open doors, of vadim's house

Thank you, Boris, for upgrading my vocabulary. Car spoilers will now be referred to as Babushka's jam shelves.

I live in Slovakia, and my friend lives in the house on the start (the green one) :D

I went to Finland for 3 days because I needed to get my visa renewed in a neighbouring country. After 4 hours of roaming around Helsinki, I just went to the store and bought a boat load of sausages, beer, bread, cheese and mayonnaise. I just chilled in my hotel room for 2 days with this stuff, along with a few takeaways. On the 3rd day, I just repeated this process, and got on a flight back at night. Best holiday ever.

Boris: I only want local products Also Boris: *buys hungarian sausage*

I feel that, Boris had just witnessed a level 100 sneak theif

Boris: "Beer for 39 cents? What is this, Czech republic?" Well, yes, but actually no.

Anyone else from Slovakia just staring at him putting Jesienka on bread?.

I lost it at that guy trying to steal the bike. Like wtf man?

I like how Boris is laughing at the car in the garage. Except the fact that car is actually from Prague

Someone: **makes a video About slovakia** Slovaks: H E L L O

"Are there rats with knives in this apartment?!" absolutely killed me. Thank you, Boris.

Boris, if you want to buy sour cream in Slovakia (or Czech republic, the same), it needs to be "zakysaná smetana/ kyslá smotana". The one you bought is for making whipped cream.

I am Russian and my neighbor's name is actually Vadim

5:45 you can hear "everybody was kung fu fighting" and I was laughing so hard.

He held the sour cream in his hand and PUT IT BACK poor Boris xD

*INGREDIENTS:* *- SUPER* *- KRÉM*

"Ne alko, ne thank you." Love it 😂

No one: Literally no one: Me: blyatislavia

Greetings from Serbia 🇷🇸 to my all my fellow slavic brothers and sisters❤️

That guy is stealing that bike so casually. :) Maybe he just lost his keys?

Not seeing anyone explain the smetana mystery, I'll give it a go: Smotana - Slovakian spelling Smetana - Czech spelling (Kunín is a Czech company selling product in both countries, so the packaging is bilingual) Smetana? Cream. (all kinds of cream, hence your mistake) Smetana na šlehání? Cream for whipping (NOT whipped cream! Whipped cream that's already whipped = šlehačka) Zakysaná smetana = sour cream

Definitely go to the super market when you travel! It's the best way to see what the locals are buying and eating! Kudos for those country review videos, really fun to watch!

Super

Boris, if you want to visit a true Slovak store, next time visit Coop Jednota, but idk if there is one in Bratislava, maybe in smaller towns🤔

"are there rats with knife in this apartment?!"

I am from 🇸🇰 ... thank you for visiting us 👌

I miss hard breads. Ya know, the stuff you have to dunk in liquids to chew. That's the kind of bread that's great for things like Italian Beef sandwiches, which bring their own liquids and melt weaker breads.

As a Slovak, I find this really funny

3:01 čakaaaj ferkoo xD

this is the best review of my country i ever saw, why am i only seeing this now youtube algorithm?

Parents: **leaves the house** Me 0.0000001 Seconds later: 13:41

What happened to the Gopnik... liberating... that bike?

Thx for visiting Slovakia again my Slavic brother

Boris, you're living the life blin. I'm a late subscriber but man do I love this backlog.

Boris in the supermarket is exactly how I felt when I was living in Republic of Georgia in 2001 (working for an NGO) and I visited a Batumi supermarket for the first time after 6 months. "Absolut Vodka? Frozen pelmeni? Swiss chocolate? What wizardry is this?"

>Boris buys "Big Boss" license plate > *Kept you waiting,huh?*

It's BratiSLAVa

This is a travel video after my own heart. ✈🎥😍The first time I visited a grocery store in a distant land (Medellín, Colombia), my friends there were getting impatient with me, because I wanted to stop and check out all of the mysterious fruits and vegetables in the produce section that I had never seen back home (¿limón mandarino?, ¿guanábana?, ¡¿tomate de árbol?!), and they just wanted to grab a couple of things and get out. That's one of the advantages of traveling alone; you can take your time exploring new things that you find interesting but that bore your friends to tears. I love watching your travels videos and hope you make many more.

The best thing to watch while being drunk after whole day sitting in home and then going on the night shift. I'm still questioning myself how do I grammar when I should be sleeping like two hours ago xD

"Good job, good job comrade, and just outside of the castle, no doubt and here is security guard, and that is the house of parlament..." XD I just broke

Coop jednota, Is pretty much the most Slovak shop

“Small sprinkle of mayonnaise” as he covers the whole slice

Ok, I started watching your videos (after hearing 2000 times Slav King) and I'm loving your content, man :D Greetings from Argentina, a south-western spy ;)

7:41 smetana is in Czech and smotana is in Slovakia

The man steeling the bike though good job Boris excellent video and good review

I love how this whole video is him buying and eating food, yet we still watched it

The most epic intro I've ever seen

Ne Alko...ne thank you...oooh I almost fell from laughing 😂😂😂

When he approaches the parliament, he immediately gets a sense of something he has to steal.

Thank you for the video! I havent laughed this hard in ages.

Just re watching this video as we are stuck in lockdown and Boris commentary of the guy stealing the bike is comedic gold 😀 👍 🤣🤣🤣

Smetana is Czech, Smotana is Slovak. It's whipping cream. It even says right on there. "Ke šlehání"/"na sľahanie" means "for whipping". If you want sour cream you have to look for "(Za)kysaná smetana"/"kyslá smotana".

ROMANIA. We may not have slavic ethnicity but our culture has a lot of slavic influence. We all like Placinta(Blin), Kompot, Smetana, etc.

You could've chosen from many brands of slivka and you went with Klasik :D I hope your body recovered

slovakia: *exists* german store companies: helo

5:45 *gasp* he didn't actually teleport?! I feel betrayed...

3:02 *ČAKAJ FERKO!* *F E R O !*

6:33 i spilled my coffee

3:20 Me whenever I see a car with a spoiler.

I can truly say that Edinburgh does have mayonnaise ice cream but it’s the British style of mayo so it’s slightly different but it would be interesting to see a travel guide to a non Slavic country just replace Gopniks with chavs kvass with larger and vodka for whisky

Weird is, that from all country reviews, Slovakia is the smallest and he made three videos about it :D

Ahoj from Slovakia, LOVE your videos Mega vedia pobaviť😄

You are right, Boris. I got it, when You started shopping and go for local things. Thats experiencing country. I have to make it a routine with every trip from now on. Cheers.

"Now these, are tourists. They wear colourful clothes, and speak strange languages. Try to avoid" Wait....

_In mother russia, you dont consume Tatra Tea_ _Tatra tea consumes you_

Next time buy "ZAKYSANÁ SMETANA". I think it will do...

"I've done nothing but teleport *tea* for the past three days"

You've bought "smetana ke šlehání" it is for making whipped cream by whiping it. Or it can by use for sauces to give them more smooth taste and texture. Sour cream is "zakysaná smetana" and have around 13% of fat ;)

Go to Berlin, specially the east Berlin to look out for Slavic leavings.

So wrong Boris!!! You took "butter" without reading percentage of fat!. In Eastern countries it is never 100%... This was Boris to Boris. 🇧🇬

Excelent video 👍❤🤓

Siberia Review 😀❤️😁

41% - Go to Serbia 39% - Go to Romania 11% - Go to ...., some irrelevant stuff or comments about the video this gets updated once in a while

2:50 I hope you liked Aquapark Senec comrade Nice to record this favorite touristic place in my hometown And yes I will always stay cheeki breeki

I love ur edit

Greetings from Slovakia Comrades!

Teleporting gopniks?. That explains alot.

I love you Boris that u made this vid. I currently Live in Slovakia,Komarno. Maybe visit Sometimes. -Laci

I love the fact the kung of fight is playing in the background

Romania anytime soon? There are beautiful forests where there used to be "beautiful forests".

Boris, I made 10 kids in my school start watching your channel. Stay Cheeki Breeki!

Boriskooooo, som nevedel že chodíš takto po Slovensku 😂 som rád že sa páčila Bratislava.

Always a weird feeling watching this from the other end of the street that kaufland is on

Greetings from Slovakia! EDIT: Did you like the borovička?

"I've done nothing but teleport tea for 3 days"

the best chanel on youtube my comarades

3:20 What is this? Babushka's jam shelf or what?" hahaha that got me

Producing is not as important as Boris video everyone! Edit: Come back to Latvia for šprotes.

In Slovakia we have sour cream and sweet sour cream the sweet is for making whip cream or šľahačka as we call it.

"I swear, this has never happened before." Dammit Boris

love you video