Ten ways to know you're at Torchwood 

I think that the best part about Torchwood is literally everyone is attracted to everyone. No matter what gender or species. That's pretty badass.

Ten ways to know you're at Torchwood: #1: gay #2: gay #3: gay #4: gay #5: gay #6: gay #7: gay #8: gay #9: gay #10: gay

I laughed a lot when ianto said "Hello?anyone there?no,the phones aren't working."

As DW once said: "If you're male and you have a crush on a guy, you're gay." But, if you're male and have a crush on Jack, you're human."

that phone scene just makes me laugh hysterically

you can never tell if they're kissing, or just eating each others faces off.

Torchwood: not for homophobes they should have that as a slogan

That exchange at #6 between Ianto and Jack is absolutely incredible. So much left unsaid...

I love how like 90% of the number 10 scenes were Jack.

I would like to see Capt. Jack back on Doctor Who.

11.) if you need this video to know if you work at Torchwood or not, you probably don't work at Torchwood

Someone certainly has a fondness for Ianto ;) This video is basically 10 best Janto moments :D (i.e. perfection)

10 is basically the point of the show. But that's what makes it so amazing! I love Ianto and Jack they are the best couple ever!

Welcome to the Harkness side, we have everything. Apart from phones 'cause the phones aren't working

1-9: I wanna work at Torchwood! 10: Nevermind....

I'd like to take a moment to thank you for picking the perfect music for No. 8

oh god this is like Dr Sexy M.D. all over

Ianto is so deliciously nerdy. Perfect match for Jack.

2:18 "hello anybody there, no"LOLXD

I started watching Torchwood and what I thought all the time was: "Naah, you didn't make THAT joke, did you? It's just too bad...even for you Jack... No? It isn't? ...Obviously not." "WHY is everyone making out with everyone??? It just doesn't make sense!!" "Jack seems to kind of enjoy dying" ... ... "I give up."

I *love* the music you put in when they're all running. I've never laughed at anything so hard in my life.

I love that you did a Benny Hill thing with the Running bit. Classic and classy

I love this damned show! Just as I watch Dr. Who episodes over and over, so do I Torchwood. Not learning anything new - just loving these actors....

Jack coming back every time proves that Rose Tyler is more powerful than everything in the universe.

jack should have a tshirt saying " i work at torchwood, if you see me running, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"

Fantastic! Lovely Janto-moments! Thanks for sharing!

i love ianto and jack (janto)

can u lower the music?? it kinda hurts my eardrums and make the clips a bit louder?

and the running bit. Great work!

XD Benny Hill theme song + constant running = the greatest video i've ever seen. This is awesome XD

Thank you--I adore this series.

LOL this is great! The Running - still giggling

I've just got to love Ianto for delivering the most awesome quotes at precisely the right time.

I agree, the running clips were just too funny! Great video!

I can't watch them run now without thinking of that song. I always burst out laughing.

5 is the best. But that running compilation was awesome.

Oh how I love this show!

Absolutely brilliant!!! Totally LMAO at the *everyone runs*

This gem has just popped up

Number 10 had me cracking up so hard!

The sped-up quality and music in the abbadon scene made it look like jack was having a spaz attack

I died from the 2nd reason because the speedrun on how Jack dies looks like he's dancing.

Where do I sign up?! Plus thank you for including Capt John Hart in the kissing. James Marsters and John Barrowman yummy.

this video is so perfect also the music omg

"mobiles, land lines, tin cans with bits of string. everything. absolutely everything. no phones. phones all broken. 'hello? anyone there?' No, cause the phones aren't working. You gotta love ianto. He was my favorite :(

With number ten you have just convinced me to watch Torchwood.

tosh, gwen and the rest of torchwood need a 12th doctor adenture. i mean i know most of them are dead, but hello! time machine?

Right thanks :) I thought i recognised it, one of my favorites on the soundtrack.

I smiled at every clip!!!

and i love how they almost all contain jack :)

The running scene is great! X'D

you have made my day thank you

Love it. Especially the running scenes >^^

that's an understatement

I love the running part :D So funny :)

I think that this video explains why Ianto is so awesome. And also just how awesome Ianto is...

I've met JB a few times - he basically IS Captain Jack but with a better sense of humour and an outstanding singing voice (plus a GREAT love for his family and heritage... and the Scotts ;-) ...) x

1:50 The lie dector isn't telling what I want to hear- so it's wrong. Janto

Ahhh that makes sense. Many thanks, friend.

One huge thing that Doctor Who and Torchwood have in common. A shit ton of running

Wow Jack gets around. But still cute tho and God I miss Ianto just rewatched the episode where he died. Can't stop crying.

Good ol' Ianto and his stopwatch XD

Yes, it is a spin-off show, so Jack plays the same character as Doctor Who.

mobiles, landlines, tin cans with bits of string, no phones, phones all broken. Hello? Anyone there? no! because the phones aren't working! gotta love Ianto!

that was a great video and i found it hillarious that on the last one out of all this kisses only 1 was hetro hahah... this is why i love torchwood!!

I believe the call it "snogging" on the other side of pond.

The music was in the episode where tue doctor is reunited with donna

Bahaha LOVE how you stopped the music when Jack and Ianto kissed!

I love how with the making out part more than half of it is jack ;)

Jack Will Do ANYTHING That Moves...Anything...

I wouldnt ever know if i worked at Torchwood. Im immune to innuendos.

Ohh how I would love to work at torchwood!

This is bloody amazing XD

That little bit with Face of Boe was just a joke by the in-universe tabloids in that year.

2:56 Lol Jack was like "Well screw you too." XD

Great video. Is the music used on your scenes with Jack from the Torchwood soundtrack? It seems quite familiar and i know i've heard it before i just can't remember where or when.

So now Ive got to watch Torchwood as well as Dr. Who (which I'm only 2 seasons into the new version). THE EPIC NEEDS TO STOP PILING UP.

i love that team especially gwen

Oh, my God, you're right! Torchwood is an anagram of Doctor Who!

can anyone tell me the track used during the running bit(ponit 8) please?

That would be Jack and Ianto in Cyberwoman, after Lisa throws him across the room. Or, if you're talking the clip before that, that would be Owen and Gwen in Cyberwoman, when they're locked in the medical lab draws.

I think the last reason is the best reason

Thanks!

what is the song used for the running bit?

No. 10 I love how all but one kiss is a same-sex kiss - it's like the total opposite of most other videos on RU-vid.

After watching the first episode of Doctor Who I told my friend who had recommended DW: "You should watch Torchwood. The style is quite similiar." And then I watched the second episode. Hey isn't that the guy who plays captain Jack in Torchwood? Funny coincidence. :-) He also dresses and behaves similiar to Jack. :O "My name is captain Jack Harkness." .... And he plays the same character? o.O

THAT IS SO COOL.

do we get to watch them play??? that would be fun. bring all the popcorn you want, I'll bring the drinks!

4:21-5:06 Location of all the feels you will ever need for pretty much any Torchwood pairing under the sun.

What is the title of the music that starts at 3:17?

If you ask me, Torchwood really is Doctor Who

The people at Doctor Who really love their anagrams, just to name a few there's Torchwood as an anagram for Doctor Who, Professor Yana standing for You Are Not Alone, there was Astrid Peth's name being an anagram for TARDIS and also there was a lot of speculation that 'Mister Saxon' was supposed to be an anagram for Master No. Six. :P

Anyone have any idea the name of the song that plays near the end? More specificly: 4:22 ?

BARROWMAN!!!!! -shakes his fist-

Welcome to Torchwood, leave your heterosexuality at the door.

What episode is the naked hide and seek from? I remember it seeing that scene, I just can't place it.

I have to watch Torchwood. It seems that some of the things that are in Doctor Who over laps in Torchwood. Like the Doctor's hand.

she set up the torchwood institute in honour of the doctor and the who represented her mystery to his identety :)

"anything that walks"

I loved the 8th fact. Running is vital :)):)) as in DW