Terrible Cat Puns 

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Well Chris has officially lost it and I couldn't be more entertained.

Chris laughing maniacally is like when you’re trying to be Serious but you can’t keep a straight face

after watching closely i've realized they're going insane

1:55 when he said "it's a cat-ass-trophy" I just fell apart and I was laughing for the next 15 minutes!

I had to pause at "cat-ass-trophy" that one had me rolling!

Oh my god I wasn’t expecting the pure bread one. That got me good.

0:53 Ralph’s face is the best part of the video

Ralph is like. “Chris I swear if you do this again I will scratch your face in your sleep”

The purranormal activity was Tom making sure his brother was alright

I like how Bella’s default look is like she is wondering why she’s the only classy sensible sane one in the room.

The giggles are what got me. So adorable.

Bella: h-have they always been like this? Ralph, yawning: you get used to it

1:51 Chris: *Giggling* Bella & Ralph: What Is Freaking Going On

We love Chris’s maniacal laughter. (…are ya sure he’s not planning world domeownation?)

chris:evil laughter ralph and bella:scared for their life

This is both the worst and best video you’ve ever made.

Hearing Chris' maniacal laughter and him saying "Izzit, Izzit" made my day.

Why do I feel like these puns are probably a normal thing that happens daily

0:01 The Cat Call Pun 0:10 The CMR Pun 0:19 Intense Cat Pun 0:22 The Mouse Pun 0:30 The Buisness Pun 0:35 The Bread Cat Pun 0:43 The Bag Pun 0:51 The In-Bread Pun 0:59 The Remote Pun 1:03 The Scanning Copycat Pun 1:18 The Meme Pun 1:26 The Furry Tail-Reading Pun 1:30 The Pyjama Pun 1:37 The Puranormal Activity Pun 1:51 The Catasthrope Pun 2:03 Intro(Outro)

Title: Terrible cat puns Puns and video: *Actually funny*

“Yo izzit izzit we didn’t choose the rug life, the rug life chose us.” 🤣 😂 I love it omg

“It’s a cat ass trophy!” It wasn’t until the video was over that I was able to fully process and understand that joke, but I love it so much.

This is even better than just watching a comedy show because you pull it off better than anything else I have ever seen!

That ending was just.. “chef’s kisses”

"Although bella is pure bred, ralph is in bread" is my absolute favorite 😂❤️love you guys

(1:50) this got me cry-laughing

The maniacal laugh is the funniest part

grandma approved

Petition to make Cat Ass Trophy and actual trophy.

What do you call a pile of cats?? A meowtain 😂😂😂

2:07 the rings around reggie and tom: 😢❤😢❤😢❤😢❤😢❤😢

Jesus, no matter what he does, Ralph and Bella are so... sofistiCATed...

These cat puns are so terrible that they are almost crossing the Fi-line.

2:02 perfectly cut screams

I love how at 1:24 both Ralph and Bella look at each other like: Bella: Bro are they all good? Ralph: well no but actually they kinda are.

When he said "Just a giggle, not as funny." I was laughing my head off.

I giggled all the way 'til the end: thank you Chris and say tanks to Danielle for her laughs: I enjoyed them very much.

1:04 I was fully expecting a CAT scan joke. Maybe next time.

Love the cat jokes, and their little cat tents! 🌻

Chris: *maniac laughter* Me: *''Wait, thats illegal.''*

This is what Fully-Awake Chris is like.

Alternative title: Chris and Danielle try drugs for the first time

The cat-ass-trophy one got me! 🤣

Absolutely purrfect

“Bella your such a copycat” Bella:”Wait what?”

0:52 Chris: *maniacal laughter about horrible insult* Ralph: i hate your guts.

I appreciate the dedication. Bella's pawprints are amazing though, I want to frame it on my wall!

He sounds like he just killed a man and laughing about it

"although Bella might be pure-bred, i think Ralph's in-bread" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Damn, this video is PURR-FECT!

“Its a cat-ass-trophy!” best quote of the year!🤣

Ralph at 0:55 is just perfect, like “you WILL pay for this”

This video makes me feel better while doing online classes and have a mount Everest made out of homework.

The 'cat-ass-trophy' one was the best❤️

Ralph looked very amused when you put bread on him

0:08 I like how bella confusedly looks at Chris when he said the cat call pun

1:57 Chris is now evil cat lover THAT LUAGH

Let’s go... *CAT LOVERS!?*

Half asleep Chris really made the best video and entertaining one with cats! His bread cat jokes never will get old!😂

1:45 Tom is still with you...

1:35 Hmmm yes its a "purranormal cativity" indeed lol

Okay. The cat-ass-trophy was just purr-fect, IMHO.

Best video on this channel! I love puns and when combined with cute cats... It's perfect!

Thank you I needed this right now

Chris' laugh is golden

Chris has officially lost his sanity! Probably from being cooped up in his house.

Don’t worry I was laughing the whole time. I love your videos and the cats

I love how Reggie's tail wags because you can't see his eyes. Very cute. RIP Forever and ever sweet prince.

The rug life one quite literally made me cry

That's tom right there looking at us lol 1:45

cats: *confused and bamboozled* Chris: (punning)

HAC: so there is a tiger loaf, a bloomer, there's a farmhouse loaf, *and a bella loaf*

This video is wonderful. A lot of the puns are actually good.

the way the laughs progressed i’d gold

I love ur channel, this is one of my favorite videos. Purr-anormal Cattivity. LOL.🤣💗

To everyone who's gonna say there early, youre not early, You're on time!!!!

I showed to my cat. He didn't care. He just slept through it.

This is literally the funniest this I have ever seen in my entire life and nothing will ever top it. I love this so much oh my gosh

The last one got me laughing on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

You have a crazy laugh!! I love it. Especially the cat-ass-trohpy.

Hearing chris trying to break out of his accent to say "Izzit" killed me

Don’t worry Chris, my laugh also sounds evil

That one at the though you have completely lost it and I LOVE it

I genuinely genuinely liked this XD

How can a human being be cuter than the cats themselves 🙀 Your laugh is just so cute

"Bella may be pure bred but Ralph is in bread" Had me dying 😂

1:44 The spirits of Tom will still be there, Ghost Tom, And Tom is still with you.

I've never heard Chris laugh this much

why. these puns. they make my life CATastrophic but seriously these laughs are HISSterical, just PURRfect!

not gunna lie, the cat-ass-trophy one made my cry a little but X,D

0:51 Definitely my favorite. Ralph's face got me dying.

0:55 the fusion of Ralph and Bella.

1:15 I was expecting it to be a cat scan.

This is a PUURfect representation of a CATastrophe

It's cute how much you both loved this video

Ralph and Belle are like “Oh no, dad jokes.” Or should I say “cat” jokes.” XD

I have such mixed feeling here. I laughed so hard I nearly cried. And cringed with them on pajamas. Nicely done! We all love a pun..👍

CAT-egorically speaking, this was a great video.

Bella and Ralph are like Why am I in this video just to be in a lot of puns 😂