TERRIBLE CHILDHOOD ACCIDENTS (Story Time) 

Create your own website using WIX: wix.com/go/CypherDen I'm completely accident prone. I recently walking into a glass wall... my super power is literally having bad luck. So let me tell you about my terrible luck and how I got the scar by my left eye. :)

"Kids are ticking time bombs of Stupid" *The Promised Neverland:* _Must be a Glitch in the Matrix_

Your dad sounds so cool ngl

" *Parents can't protect their children from stupidity* " - Den 2020

“Spoiler, Im alive” *GASP*

"If you fall, you have to own it. Strike a pose!" That is like, the best advice ever! Kudos on your aunt for that Edit: damn, over 600 likes. 😯😯😯

CypherDen: I would fall, I would trip, I would walk into walls Me: *C H E W S O N G L A S S*

“Strike a pose when you fall” Me: *dies of laughter*

“Don’t be embarrassed by making people laugh” Remember kids, if someone laughs at your trauma, own it!

“They laugh, cause its funny!” “That... doesn’t make me feel better” Top notch teaching aunty. 5/5

Younger CypherDen: *Exists* Every object that you can think of: *I'm about to ruin this whole man's career*

The title: I ALMOST DIED me: oh yeah, we all did

"I couldn't handle being best friends with the floor" Me: same but now I'm sisters with the floor

“Filipino parents hate doctors and hospitals” Me, a Filipino whose parents are doctors:

Dad:Please... Dying on the stairs is the stupidest death ever Den: Wakes up

"Kids R Dummb" Me: *tries to argue because I am technically still a kid but remembers how dumb I was and still am* oh... Oh yeah....

Den: It's the only time I've seen him cry, he never cries. That part shows how much his dad cared for Den

"This video is sponsored by....." Me: "Raid: Shadow Legends?" "Wix." Me: "Oh right. She's an animator."

*SPOILERS* CypherDen: *"I'm still alive"*

I fell down the stairs so many times but never broke any bone just my head hurt a bit that’s all I fell literally 10 times and broke nothing strange

Den: I should've gone to the hospital when I fell down the stairs My 5 year old passed self: ** rolls like a bowling ball down the stairs** Also me: ACK- eh. I'm fine **lips over to my mom:," My mom" JESUS CHRIST CHILD YOUR LIPING AND YOUR HEAD IS BLEEDING. LETS LEAVE.

"terrible childhood accidents" Me:*is currently bleeding from my knee because I was running and fell on the sidewalk when I was playing with my little cousins, and somehow ripped my pants while falling* Also me:... Bruh that didn't even hurt-

Cypher: *sees heaven but walks away* Death from final destination: “I’m about to end this *woman* ‘s whole career.”

Me: *Watching the crash* Ad: Let’s just calm down *after* seeing *nothing*

Thank God that you are still safe to this day! Been there as an older brother from accidents and for quite a few cases, I am just glad that we are all alright afterwards.

Kid den: *sees light* Kid den again: *lol bye*

kid den: *falls down stairs, is bleeding and could have had a concussion* papa den: tis' but a scratch

I Found your channel on let me explain studios and im literally ADDICTED now your the best

love the art style !!

Den: Kid logic. *triggers memories* Me: *screams*

"you can't protect your kids from their own stupidity" - den 2020 *If you couldn't get to it* *OH MY GOD THE LIKES*

OMG i love ur animations ;-) i wished i was like ya!!

Wholesome aunt bless her soul

Ngl, when you're at a very age, you're immune to everything. Eating dirt, licking dirty stuff, even getting hurt. I miss those days

Den: *FALLS DOWN STAIRS,BLEEDS,SURVIVES* Me: *CANCER* Wow good thing nothing bad happened to me-

Hey! I remember this happening to me too! I woke up at the end of my school year. And I fell during the summer holiday the previous year.

When you were talking about your brain narrating, it reminded me of how I used to scene random scenes in life in cartoon form when I was a lot younget

Title: Terrible childhood accidents Me: Relatable , remind me of the time I stick my fingers inside the power outlet.....( 3 times actually)

First story: ah yes childhood idiocy. Same. Second story: I didn't ask to cry while I ate my pancit canton, Den.

MY GUY HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE, also you made me cry for 5 minutes

Omg it’s so funny how you do the Filipino accent!

I fell down the stairs thrice 1st time: My aunt caught me. 2nd time: it was like 3 steps. 3rd time: almost broke my arm.

Me: Ha she fel- My phone: Has a crack across the screen from falling down the stairs Karma: Hm what did you say?

OMG UR ALIVE! ( ur brave btw :)

I love that you how that have multiple animaition styles

I've cried from my clumsiness before. I think it was my 134th time tripping over oxygen and hydrogen molecules.

“Kids are taking time bombs of stupid.” Toxic comments: well then...

Everyone needs an aunt like CypherDen's

Love your videos :D

Who else started crying when you heard dens dad when she fell Im a baby I know

“I pinched your eye until you stopped bleeding” my parents will rub vicks on my broken arm

From binge watching your videos for 4 hours I could say that you imagine to much

I think this has the quickest and yet darkest turn of any RU-vid video....IT LITERALLY TURNED FROM TALKING ABOUT LAUGHING TO DEATH😂

This is the story of the girl that *cheated death*

God: Welcome to heaven Den- Den: Peace God: Wait where are you going? ..... God: *sigh* Kids these days.

This happened to me too, but my leg was all bloody and pushed my stomach upper then it should have been, my grandma called the 911 ten times and they didn't answer and now i'm still in pain after four years. But i'm glad you survived and tell to others your story.

Hey hey, you know why the laugh? Because it’s funnnyy. Yassss

Me: **reads title** Also me: **is having flashbacks to the time I got food poisoning from bad spaghetti sauce and had to go to the ER** And I never touched spaghetti again since! :D

CypherDen's Dad: crying trying to wake his kid up Also CypherDen's Dad: You're fine you don't need to go to the hospital Talk about a 180 there.

When you got to the part about falling down the stairs, I was like “well this video just became super dark.”

The part of her dad crying made me cry

My stupid childhood story: I was eating SO FAST...My mom accidentally gave me the wrong plate...the reason it was the wrong plate is because I don't eat FAT on bacon! Soo....My mom was in the phone to get friend when she heard me choke...I FRICKING RAN INTO THE ROOM and my mom dropped her phone..which cracked (poor mom...IT DID NOT BREAKKK) and she started HITTING ME ON THE BACK...My dog BiT aNd HuRt my mom...I finally spat it out...and my disgusting dog ate..my...slobbery...chocked up...BACON

Den The queen of the sponsors

My little brother once fell down the stairs too when he was like, 1 and my dad rushed him to the fire station, and he was alright! He didn't cry or anything. He barley even bled. Although, he did have a little bump on hos head. I'm glad I have someone to relate to

I fell down my stairs twice when i was little and im surprised that i didn’t get a single scar

When i was younger i was pretty good at roller skating and my older sister and i were playing outside on the concrete with my roller skates she would hold my hands and and swing me around on the skates and one time i fell backwards and hit my head really hard on the concrete my mom was taking a nap at the time and when she woke up she found me and my sister just watching tv with a HUGE bump on my head and the next thing i know my mom is driving me to the hospital i told her i was fine but she said that i could be eternally bleeding I was fine :p

I finally found a Filipino RU-vidr I thought I was alone!

“Philipinos hate doctors and hospitals” *Me, who has Philipino aunts who are all nurses:* seems legit

Cypherden:” I was very clumsy” Me:”ha same(while walking into a door)”

1:46 "How I almost lost the game of life" *Talks about her tricycle* Me: Oh wait I thought the actual game!

omg...You do the same thing I do when I trip,just laugh about it so it doesnt affect you

Den every second:I am about to do what I call a pro gamer move

Her: kids are just ticking time bombs of stupidity Me: oh toddlers are even worse Sophie story time: so when I was 2 or 3 ( according to my mom ) it was a regular day and I wanted to go outside ( like any toddler would want to go ) so me my mom and dad went outside and then later I um u know how toddlers think everything is candy well ...... I ate a spider and I thought it was candy and my mom saw and we had to call the doctor but I was fine the spider was not poisonous

I almost died Theodd1sout: let’s talk about that

HOW DID YOU SURVIVE YOUR OWN CHILDHOOD

Thx for the intro totally not crying like 🥺😭🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂

Den: your parents can't protect you from gravity Ochako: we'll see about that

"Hey CypherDen! Play that one about falling down the stairs!" CypherDen: *Nearly fucking dying*

Wow, found you recently and just now, I found out that you're also a filipino!!wowww

u human self is so cute i love ur video make more

When i was three i went down the stairs with my tricycle

I trip over a side walk everyday please send help 😭

You are really pretty when I grow up I will be like you smart, strong and good at drawing

Awesome!

Okay, but Dens dad, wears sun glasses even when he’s asleep, no one can tell me otherwise

I almost died 5 times! Lemme list: drowning, suffocation, hunger, heights, and from not sleeping Ok, drowning story first: So I was at (camp name) for the summer, I was 8 at the time. My cabin was at the pool, and I was diving. Sunlight glinted off something at the bottom of the pool. I, like an idiot, dove down to get it. Side note: the pool was 12 feet deep. I didn’t dive or anything, just swam to the bottom. When I grabbed the coin, I started seeing black dots, my lungs felt as if they were going to explode, and I was dizzy, I felt so tired. I went to the surface, and blacked out when I took a breath of air. I woke up on the side of the pool. Everyone was standing around me. My memory came back to me, I opened my palm, the coin was still there. The coin turned out to be from 1890, that was cool. Ok, now suffocation: So, me and my brother, we’ll call him Oliver, we’re talking, and the conversation went to CPR. I was 7, he was 5. He said “can I try it on you?” I said no. See, he thought that if I passed out from a lack of air, he could do CPR on me. He held down my legs, and tried to cover my mouth and nose. I could still breathe, so like an idiot, I said, “I can still breathe” he covered my mouth and nose so I couldn’t breathe. I was about to pass out, when I kicked him in his crotch, and ran to my parents. I blacked out halfway there. I was only out for 10 seconds, so there was no panic. Oliver got scolded. Heights: I don’t remember much, but my dad just yelled at me for something, so went onto the window, and jumped out. It was 2 stories. Miraculously, I survived. That’s all I remember about that. Hunger: I was at the same place I almost drowned (see above). I didn’t like the food. So I barely ate for two weeks. I lost a lot of weight, I’m okay now. Not sleeping: (If you go without sleep for 10 days, you will die) I didn’t sleep for 8 days because of procrastination and deadlines. Hope you liked my stories!

Wow amazing advice strike a pose

THATS A LOT OF DRAMA

I wouldn’t call kids “dumb” just... inexperienced. 🤔

first time watching this animator and I noticed the similarity in her's and Sadie's donut shirt from Steven Universe future, the movie, and the original

"i walked away from the light" ;imagined myself doing the same as a child ofc

When I was in second grade, me and my family went to the Philippines to visit our relatives. There, we once went to the cemetery to honor the ones who passed away... There was a metal bar, I wasn't looking, and I smacked my head on it. In 5th grade, I did it again. In the exact same spot with the exact same pole. Only this time, my nose started bleeding, and I passed out... So I went to the doctor and had to take multiple pills and shots... Uncomfortable. Y e e t

When I was like 2, my mom trusted me by looking away and saying "don't swim" at the pool. You can guess what I did. I almost drowned that day

Jeez That must be Painful Af

I’m very clumsy, and my dad reminds me all the time🤣

cypher: *bleeds when falls down stairs* me: *tis but a scratch when falls down stairs* (more than 3x)

I used to be obsessed with automatic doors so I would spend HOURS of just moving a pair of blocks together and separating them without getting bored at all.... I don't know how I developed that play setting. Imagination.......

I laughed so hard when you said best friend with the floor

Literally the vibes of this video are this song I'm clumsy made friends with the floor 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My cousin and I used to do this thing at our grandma's home where we sled down the stairs on pillows at Mach 5 speed(exaggeration), there's a wall directly at the bottom, I was a pretty clever kid despite the stupid things I'd get into, so we layered the stairs with thick blankets, layered the the bottom of the stairs with blankets, and blocked the wall with couch cushions to break our crash.