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We all love to see some instant karma. Here's some terrorists trying to kill a bunch of people and getting their asses whooped.
"The Glasgow Airport attack was a terrorist ramming attack which occurred on 30 June 2007, at 15:11 BST, when a dark green Jeep Cherokee loaded with propane canisters was driven at the glass doors of the Glasgow Airport terminal and set ablaze. The car's driver was severely burnt in the ensuing fire, and five members of the public were injured, none seriously. Some injuries were sustained by those assisting the police in detaining the occupants. A close link was quickly established to the 2007 London car bombs the previous day.
Both of the car's occupants were apprehended at the scene. Within three days, Scotland Yard had confirmed that eight people had been taken into custody in connection with this incident and that in London.
Police identified the two men as Bilal Abdullah, a British-born, Muslim doctor of Iraqi descent working at the Royal Alexandra Hospital, and Kafeel Ahmed, also known as Khalid Ahmed, an Indian-born engineer and the driver, who was treated for fatal burns at the same hospital. The newspaper The Australian alleged that a suicide note indicated that the two had intended to die in the attack. Kafeel Ahmed died from his injuries on 2 August. Bilal Abdullah was later found guilty of conspiracy to commit murder and was sentenced to life imprisonment with a minimum of 32 years.
The attack was the first terrorist incident to take place in Scotland since the Lockerbie bombing in 1988. It also took place three days after the appointment of Scottish MP Gordon Brown as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, but Downing Street dismissed suggestions of a connection."
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@Qxir
@Qxir 3 года назад
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@urlv.
@urlv. 3 года назад
Nice
@Ohhiohh
@Ohhiohh 3 года назад
Howdy
@Cringe34R
@Cringe34R 3 года назад
Nice
@heylucky2908
@heylucky2908 3 года назад
Nice
@KelpyGYT
@KelpyGYT 3 года назад
Nice
@Wynnie1121
@Wynnie1121 3 года назад
There was a campaign to buy the guy who tore the tendon a pint. He now has a lifetime supply of alcohol
@_BLANK_BLANK
@_BLANK_BLANK 3 года назад
That would last me about a week.
@heliveruscalion9124
@heliveruscalion9124 3 года назад
@@_BLANK_BLANK to be fair i think it's a lifetime supply of booze money
@Wynnie1121
@Wynnie1121 3 года назад
@@_BLANK_BLANK lmao
@ve2vfd
@ve2vfd 3 года назад
A lifetime supply to a normal person... he's from Glasgow, it should last him a week or two...
@Wynnie1121
@Wynnie1121 3 года назад
@@ve2vfd ah good point
@eagleclaw006
@eagleclaw006 2 года назад
"He was stopped by a concrete pillar." Even the airport fights back.
@ilikeships1704
@ilikeships1704 2 года назад
Xd
@imaginingmimi4234
@imaginingmimi4234 2 года назад
LOL
@randomguy8476
@randomguy8476 2 года назад
Lmao
@IanS2006
@IanS2006 2 года назад
The airport be like: bitch you gonna break my door i am gonna break your plans
@zerumsum1640
@zerumsum1640 2 года назад
ever wonder why the frames of airport doors are unusually thick? this is why. They thought of that ahead of time. Nowadays there's usually bollards though.
@quiteabizarreone6441
@quiteabizarreone6441 Год назад
Only an Irishman would tell a story about car-bombs with this much enthusiasm
@0_dearghealach_083
@0_dearghealach_083 10 месяцев назад
Oi!
@zodarian6705
@zodarian6705 16 дней назад
🤣🤣🤣
@KingKatRider
@KingKatRider 9 дней назад
Nah, them dudes that wears dress's and a pillow's on there heads got them whooped, you just cant understand what they are trying cough up.
@sopwithpuppy
@sopwithpuppy 6 дней назад
Not true! Billy Connolly, a Glasgow-born comedian and raconteur, describes this attack in his stand-up comedy routine. That is hilarious!
@LeleiTheTigress
@LeleiTheTigress 5 дней назад
It doesn't help that the very incompetent "terrorists" were so terrible at being terrorists that it's funny
@stewrmo
@stewrmo 2 года назад
My pal from school was one of the firefighters that responded that day. He decided to help the cabbie before even gazing at the crispy prick. Also, my sister in law treated the crispy prick in hospital, the nurses were dulling the tip of any needles he had to have injected. As Frankie Boyle said "Trying to bring religious extremism to Glasgow? Yous don't even have a football team!".
@concept5631
@concept5631 2 года назад
Why dull the needle?
@jeypi__
@jeypi__ 2 года назад
@@concept5631 because the sharper the object the easier it can penetrate and cut into stuff like kitchen knives with meat, a dull needle means that the nurses will need to put more force and effort into injecting him, in turn the crispy prick would feel the nurses pushing the needle on him
@concept5631
@concept5631 2 года назад
@@jeypi__ Ahh.
@stewrmo
@stewrmo 2 года назад
@@concept5631 Sorry dude I must have missed you asking me that, but @Jeypi covered it perfectly. The crispy prick was heavily sedated but it made the nurses feel better. She also stated they would remove his catheter like they were starting a lawnmower.....oooft!
@stewrmo
@stewrmo 2 года назад
@@jeypi__ Nice continuous use of "crispy prick" mate! 🤣
@LickMyRainbow77
@LickMyRainbow77 3 года назад
Kicking someone in the nethers so hard you tear a tendon is up there for one of the most hilarious injuries
@FearlessLeader2001
@FearlessLeader2001 3 года назад
That's my purse! I don't know you!
@nathanielebie9184
@nathanielebie9184 3 года назад
@@FearlessLeader2001 hello bobby
@regentester72
@regentester72 3 года назад
yeah but also the most embarrassing for the guy
@Nyctophiliac.
@Nyctophiliac. 3 года назад
@@FearlessLeader2001 LMAO! what a wonderful reference
@nathanielebie9184
@nathanielebie9184 3 года назад
@@Nyctophiliac. wd40 is the solution to every problem, just ask hank
@Phoebe457
@Phoebe457 3 года назад
“They would take the jeep to Glasgow International Airport” their first mistake was thinking they could taken down the beasts that Glasgow creates
@REDI____
@REDI____ 3 года назад
Yeah shows how little they knee, the poor children
@grmpEqweer
@grmpEqweer 3 года назад
Glasgow...seems like the people there are pretty awesome.
@wikihowfrog9034
@wikihowfrog9034 3 года назад
@@grmpEqweer we are
@jonathanwilliams1644
@jonathanwilliams1644 3 года назад
@@wikihowfrog9034 The real question is, are there any specky bams in Glasgow?
@wikihowfrog9034
@wikihowfrog9034 3 года назад
@@jonathanwilliams1644 At least 200
@steveblog1
@steveblog1 11 месяцев назад
I was never prouder to be a Glaswegian than on that day. Billy Connolly joked that a picture of the burning terrorist being kicked in the balls, should be the first thing people see in arrivals as they get off the plane 😆 Frankie Boyle thought it was a bit pointless bringing religious violence to Glasgow, or Scotland in general, as we've been doing it for hundreds of years without their help 🤣 Welcome to Scotland! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
@handysmith-kv1tc
@handysmith-kv1tc 5 месяцев назад
There is hope for you folks yet!......In spite of your politicians!
@dismalfist
@dismalfist 2 года назад
For our overseas friends, the translation of the heroic gent from 7:55 should be: "They may attempt to walk abroad in Great Britain and they may indeed attempt to disrupt us, in ways congruent with their demeanour, but the people of the United Kingdom have been tempered under tumult and strife and remain stalwart. And should they direct their endeavours towards the fine city of Glasgow they shall likely encounter the fine people of Glasgow, who will demonstrate to them the unacceptable nature of their terrorism, and however ON FUCKING FIRE you are they shall slap the fundamentalism out of you."
@prettypuff1
@prettypuff1 10 месяцев назад
That speech has me motivated af
@ArDeeMee
@ArDeeMee 10 месяцев назад
This translation to „pretty“ English was sorely necessary, thank you! I really couldn‘t make out the words. I‘ll just translate it back to proper smack-talk in my head. =3
@thetman0068
@thetman0068 3 года назад
“They drove it to Scotland...” Well there was your first mistake.
@shannonlopez2295
@shannonlopez2295 3 года назад
I had the exact same thought! LOL!
@Michael-eg3rs
@Michael-eg3rs 3 года назад
@@shannonlopez2295 same
@misterprecocious2491
@misterprecocious2491 3 года назад
@B B they don't kill there own people
@redpilledcovfefe
@redpilledcovfefe 3 года назад
FN hilarious!!
@b.e.a.r6127
@b.e.a.r6127 3 года назад
As a Scott this is very true
@nolandevine8722
@nolandevine8722 3 года назад
"Ahmed seemed to have some sort of combat training..." "But Clarkson grew up in Glasgow." Glaswegians, best fighters out there.
@tommycockles2947
@tommycockles2947 3 года назад
Ahmed was lucky he didn't get a glasgow Kiss
@laurencew5220
@laurencew5220 3 года назад
@@tommycockles2947 is that the same as a liverpool kiss Just with a Scottish accent
@anthonymitchell8893
@anthonymitchell8893 3 года назад
blade /razor merchants
@douglasherron7534
@douglasherron7534 2 года назад
@@anthonymitchell8893 That's a "Smiley" not a Glasgow Kiss (headbutt).
@anthonymitchell8893
@anthonymitchell8893 2 года назад
@@douglasherron7534 ha ha I know my mate from Glasgow used to say the suicide mental cu mb ie tweet tweet the Maryhill fleet ding do ng the Calton tong
@morganfinlayson619
@morganfinlayson619 2 года назад
As a “Chad scotsman” myself this is one of the most Glaswegian things I’ve ever heard and it makes me extremely proud of my homeland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😂
@mrneutral8423
@mrneutral8423 11 месяцев назад
As an English guy, I fucking salute you.
@ezura4760
@ezura4760 11 месяцев назад
It really is! Lol 😂
@SSD_Penumbra
@SSD_Penumbra 11 месяцев назад
What's even more glasqegian is Smeaton's words on the news after it had occurred, still in his baggage handler's uniform. *"To any terrorist out there; don't come to Scotland. We'll set about ye"*
@ZombieSazza
@ZombieSazza 9 месяцев назад
I got lost in Glasgow years ago (I’m from the highlands in a tiny village, Glasgow is so HUGE) and this older lady walked me to the bus station, it was a 20 minute walk, but she was determined to make sure I was safe. When I visited Glasgow in 2017 for Pokémon Go fest I stayed mostly around the Buchanan central area, my mobility had become more limited over time since my first ever visit (mostly bedridden with a walking cane now), and some local players asked if I wanted to join them with some raids! Group of lads, never met them before, soooo friendly, they took regular breaks with me, didn’t make me feel bad for not being as mobile, and asked what my interests were. Told them history and art and they took me on a tour around the city centre, showing me so many beautiful murals and lovely historic buildings (including the 1500’s building I forget the name of). At the end of our Pokémon/art adventure they walked me to the bus station and added me on Facebook. Glasgow is such a lovely place, I don’t visit very often as the size of the city overwhelms me, but I’ve always had a really lovely experience. The Pokémon lads adopting me really made my day, still talk to them and send them Pokémon go gifts daily to this day!
@CascadianRanger
@CascadianRanger Год назад
Imagine trying to commit a terrorist attack, failing, and then realizing your in Glasgow with a crowd of scottish people already annoyed at having to wait for a train, but now doubly annoyed youve tried to kill them and moreso, probably delayed the train even more
@ally_crawford
@ally_crawford 3 года назад
I remember the - TAXI DRIVER KICKS TERRORIST IN BALLS SO HARD HE BREAKS HIS FOOT" - headline in one of the papers at the time
@RaptorJesus
@RaptorJesus 3 года назад
Man basically broke his foot off in their ballsack, and if he ever has to pay for a drink again in his life, we've failed as a species.
@runsinbackground
@runsinbackground 3 года назад
Me too! As a Yank, I always thought it was some tabloid bullshit, like the Daily Mail running around and photographing drunks. It's nice to finally have an answer!
@Pennywise12528
@Pennywise12528 3 года назад
The version I read also specified that the terrorist was on fire at the time. Apparently not quite true timeline-wise - dude was already out - but I can't blame anyone assigned on writing about this fibbing a bit to slide that into the title.
@DannyIO
@DannyIO 3 года назад
me too, it was great, i couldnt stop laughing
@RaptorJesus
@RaptorJesus 3 года назад
@@Pennywise12528 It gets better. Apparently the reason the guy on fire wasn't put out sooner is, in the words of an officer, "Let the f'er burn".
@surprisedchar2458
@surprisedchar2458 3 года назад
“He noticed the terrorist had combat training, but he grew up in Glasgow.” The only American equivalent I can think of for this is someone taking down a gunman with precision defilade fire because he grew up in Detroit.
@E-Brightvoid
@E-Brightvoid 3 года назад
Or Chicago.
@revmo37
@revmo37 3 года назад
Or Pittsburgh
@MorbidMindedManiac
@MorbidMindedManiac 3 года назад
or America
@manticore_9978
@manticore_9978 3 года назад
there is no american equivalent
@kewuo
@kewuo 3 года назад
Perfectly accurate
@karencrookshank4971
@karencrookshank4971 7 месяцев назад
I’m English and my husband was a Glaswegian. I remember this day well. I wasn’t in the least bit surprised by these events 😂 Glaswegians are a breed of their own 😂
@Hagar934
@Hagar934 9 месяцев назад
I remember this well and as an Englishman I can honestly say I was so proud of the Scots that day great people
@boabdownunder
@boabdownunder 3 года назад
I love the fact that in Scotland our first reaction to a guy on fire is to kick him in the balls
@michaelbastin9851
@michaelbastin9851 2 года назад
that is too funny whahaha
@brendamuirhead483
@brendamuirhead483 2 года назад
I’m so proud of my countrymen 😂😂😂
@blackbull7717
@blackbull7717 2 года назад
I just want to remind you of the fact, that the fire was already extinguished when he got kicked... Seriously, this is one of the greatest and most badass stories for a long period. I like it...
@steve5825
@steve5825 2 года назад
😂😂😂
@markberry3494
@markberry3494 2 года назад
Then ask for alight ! 😆 🤣 😂
@soggysocks9650
@soggysocks9650 3 года назад
“I have trained years for this very moment, I’m drugged and can withstand kicks to my nuts” “I was born in Glasgow”
@akmalrusydi2730
@akmalrusydi2730 3 года назад
Glasgow bloke flashed of his old sorrow madden memories before the man and decided to give his all force into the nuts and broke a tendon as a consequence
@testaccount4191
@testaccount4191 3 года назад
@@akmalrusydi2730 that is one hell of a kick
@jasonlogan5765
@jasonlogan5765 3 года назад
@@testaccount4191 he had to get some air from a kik like that
@residentelect
@residentelect 3 года назад
@@testaccount4191 That is actually what killed the geezer, not the Full thickness burns... During the autopsy the Pathologist found the man's testicles lodged in his airway from the force of the Tartan Spartan's big boot between the legs!
@jasonlogan5765
@jasonlogan5765 3 года назад
@@residentelect lmao 🤣😆
@herpydepth3849
@herpydepth3849 2 года назад
I love this shonen battle where the lackey gets easily taken out but everyone of the main characters take’s turns taking on the main villain before finally the protagonist steps in
@Mtn_Dewit
@Mtn_Dewit 2 года назад
Moral of this story: Never anger a crowd of Scottish people
@DominikMaslyk
@DominikMaslyk 2 года назад
As a Polish guy who’s lived in Scotland for nearly 15 years now I can safely say that Scots are interesting people. They’re kind but you wouldn’t want to piss them off.
@ufoclips1
@ufoclips1 2 года назад
We`re very nice....until you are not.
@williamrae9954
@williamrae9954 2 года назад
Least you Poles get our humour...on the morning after the Brexit vote,i texted my Polish workmate,saying, "All Poles to meet at the Ryanair desk,Glasgow Airport by midday!"...Polski texted back; "Fuck off",ha ha :)
@DominikMaslyk
@DominikMaslyk 2 года назад
@@williamrae9954 Lmao I guess we do
@ufoclips1
@ufoclips1 2 года назад
@@Combinehuntsmanunit I love nothing more than watching a bully being taken down,well done.
@RonSill1986
@RonSill1986 2 года назад
They're inviting them
@bam-skater
@bam-skater 3 года назад
Imagine trying to bring religious violence to the streets of Glasgow, Al Queda doesn't even have a football team!
@ianmclaughlin4043
@ianmclaughlin4043 3 года назад
Brilliant
@bucksteingold4334
@bucksteingold4334 3 года назад
😂lmao
@wcresponder
@wcresponder 3 года назад
Love it.
@deltavee2
@deltavee2 3 года назад
Ah, give 'em a break...it's hard playing footie with a metal bomb for a ball while playing in sandals.
@drewhyland9574
@drewhyland9574 2 года назад
Billy Connolly😉
@Monochrome2004
@Monochrome2004 Год назад
this video has me in tears, im imagining some intense scene with these terrorists crashing the vehicle and one literally setting himself on the fire but then the public just lets out a defiant shout and jumps them i cant man's really walked up and knocked the dude out like it was nothing
@rickyfinn2763
@rickyfinn2763 Год назад
Love the fact you said "all enjoy" and had an Irish flag guy in arms with a Great British guy sharing popcorn. I'm English, and I love working in NI, the people have always been amazing. Love it.
@beedubree2550
@beedubree2550 3 года назад
something else really funny about this is that the dude who set himself on fire had a cellphone on him and the heat from the fire was so intense that the phone started to melt and ended up literally fusing to his body
@tearfulsmiles9901
@tearfulsmiles9901 3 года назад
"Hi, I'm trying to reach Peter Griffin?" "You're in him."
@bean_eater1209
@bean_eater1209 3 года назад
Like one of those running belts
@scheimong
@scheimong 3 года назад
Ouch
@grugg3108
@grugg3108 3 года назад
Thing about LI-Ion batteries is that they put out a gas that produces hydrofluoric acid when it touches moisture (like your skin)
@Ebani
@Ebani 3 года назад
@@grugg3108 Where do you get moisture from a guy burning? 🤔
@StxnceUK
@StxnceUK 2 года назад
“The Virgin terrorist vs The Chad Scotsman” lmao
@billrich9722
@billrich9722 2 года назад
Wow. A meme.
@mimiko8577
@mimiko8577 2 года назад
can't kill anyone lol so bad OMEGALUL trihard 7 prison stream kekw
@JohnGardnerAlhadis
@JohnGardnerAlhadis 2 года назад
@@mimiko8577 Speak English.
@ghandithesupremeleader9740
@ghandithesupremeleader9740 2 года назад
@@JohnGardnerAlhadis speak *SCOOOOOOOOTTTTTIIIISSSSHHHHH*
@thomashogg2341
@thomashogg2341 2 года назад
*Ned Scotsman, we don't have Chads here
@mrmagoo.3678
@mrmagoo.3678 2 года назад
I was at Glasgow Airport the day this happened.. Missed the fight unfortunately.. Would have been a good story to tell.. Gotta love the guys who got stuck in though.. Sometimes standing and watching isn't a option! "This is Glasgow..We'll set about Ye!".. Love it
@uknighthuntingvision93
@uknighthuntingvision93 11 месяцев назад
As a Muslim I found your story telling of a couple of nutters really hysterical. My wife and I agreed, worse thing you can do, is put Scottish folks families at risk! They are going to make your life hell and beat the living shit out of you! I sincerely wish all those Scottish folk who bravely fought these idiots the very best.
@kertolol
@kertolol 11 месяцев назад
Asalamualaykum
@You-ye4xb
@You-ye4xb 12 дней назад
Assalamualaikum fellow muslim
@Pro1er
@Pro1er 3 года назад
"Stephen Clarkson saw from a distance that Ahmed seemed to have some sort of combat training as he battled police and civilians, but Clarkson grew up in Glasgow." LMFAO! Epic!
@jasonwitkowski3734
@jasonwitkowski3734 2 года назад
omg man I am laughing so hard. The narrator tone and pace was fucking brilliant. these two assholes never heard of Glasgow and failed to do any research on the people they were coming to attack!
@worldcomicsreview354
@worldcomicsreview354 2 года назад
@@jasonwitkowski3734 "No, no, we're supposed to be terrifying them!"
@jasonwitkowski3734
@jasonwitkowski3734 2 года назад
@@worldcomicsreview354 I live and grew up on the south side of Chicago and pretty much got my ass kicked every other day and shot at every once an awhile, I moved to New Haven CT during my 20s and beat the shit out of some dumb twat who tried to rob me at knife point. It all happened so fast I hadn't realized I pissed my pants. The cops got there and arrested the kid an took my statement an everything an said I had to fill out paperwork, I'm to embarrassed to say anything but after 5 mins in the squad car in a perfect new England accent the cop asks "Does it smell like piss in the car?" In a perfect Chicago accent I didn't even know I had I said "Yeah, cuz I pissed my pants!" And he starts laughing at me and I start laughing with him after a minute of being complete dumbfounded. Anyway this story made me think of that and I laughed so hard I pissed my pants!
@Kevin-mx1vi
@Kevin-mx1vi 2 года назад
To those not familiar with the UK; Growing up in Glasgow is probably the finest unarmed (but not always) combat training on the planet. 😉
@greengoblin876
@greengoblin876 2 года назад
@@Kevin-mx1vi agreed, and they're slippery fucks too , but that probably comes from all the soap dodging lmao that terrorist must have had a groin protector in tho cos most weejies grow up playing football with bricks , and I'm surprised that after 2 good boots im the danglies he wasn't speaking like someone had shoved a whistle in his larynx
@REALdavidmiscarriage
@REALdavidmiscarriage 3 года назад
guy studied engineering and has a phd in ducking fluid dynamics and can’t build a proper bomb... wth
@apophis259
@apophis259 3 года назад
There isn't a huge market for duck fluids these days.
@jacquesblaque7728
@jacquesblaque7728 3 года назад
Kinda short on study-skills and information-retention. IOW a dumbass.
@yakacm
@yakacm 3 года назад
Good point, it's not hard especially if you have access to terrorist info.
@REALdavidmiscarriage
@REALdavidmiscarriage 3 года назад
@@apophis259 very funny and original you should become a comedian
@jeg5438
@jeg5438 3 года назад
Blame it on the public educational system.
@rumi9005
@rumi9005 Год назад
Thanks for posting this video! I missed this terrorist attack completely. I was avoiding the news back then - on the assumption that if anything really, life-threateningly, important happened I'd learn about it soon enough from other people. So I'm learning about this for the first time, having just watched Billy Connelly joking about it.
@hannahbrown2728
@hannahbrown2728 2 года назад
The calls to action on this channel are one of the only ones to consistently make me laugh. They already got me to subscribe a while ago, and give me a reason to let the runtime finish. Especially with the little clips from the story you add in as well at the end.
@discussionsanddragons9178
@discussionsanddragons9178 3 года назад
my favorite part was when police pepper sprayed a guy who was literally just casually walking around while *on fire* as if that was gonna fucking do anything at all.
@wilderuhl3450
@wilderuhl3450 2 года назад
They tried so hard. And got so far. But in the end it didn’t even matter.
@poplil3934
@poplil3934 2 года назад
Hes on fuckin fire, you think a measly pepper spray is gonna do anything. Freaking fire would hurt more than pepper spray.
@APersonOnYouTubeX
@APersonOnYouTubeX 2 года назад
@@poplil3934 the guy who tore his ligament kicking someone: bruh
@yeeterrss3173
@yeeterrss3173 2 года назад
@@wilderuhl3450 song reference?
@Kitty-mb4hy
@Kitty-mb4hy 2 года назад
@@poplil3934 didn't they put the fire out first?
@carlmanvers5009
@carlmanvers5009 3 года назад
"This is Glasgow. We'll set about yer." That should honestly be written in Latin on the scroll work of the city coat of arms. Hoc est, Glasgow. Puteus set de te.
@frankreberto9637
@frankreberto9637 3 года назад
The fact you know that in Latin you get a like for your trouble
@Ass_of_Amalek
@Ass_of_Amalek 3 года назад
that looks like some really shoddy latin to me
@craigmurphy1204
@craigmurphy1204 3 года назад
And the Glaswegian sayeth unto thee, "mon then you rocket"
@johnladuke6475
@johnladuke6475 3 года назад
And the picture in the coat of arms should be one guy headbutting another in the face. Let the outsiders know how they shake hands.
@TheMouseAvenger
@TheMouseAvenger 3 года назад
That is freaking AWESOME!!! ^_^ Underrated comment!
@rotomfan63
@rotomfan63 Год назад
Imagine fucking up your first attack in England so you think you'll have better luck picking a fight with the Scottish
@bradrankin844
@bradrankin844 Год назад
Dude… my wife and I love your videos! From your narration to your artwork, we think your channel is great! Keep doing what you’re doing, and there will be no reasons or obstacles why you won’t be able to be one of the best RU-vidrs on the platform today!!! 👍👍👍👍👍
@sernoddicusthegallant6986
@sernoddicusthegallant6986 3 года назад
"I mean the naivety of terrorists trying to bring religious war to Glasgow - were 400 years ahead of you guys, youve not even got a football team!" - Frankie Boyle
@jed-henrywitkowski6470
@jed-henrywitkowski6470 3 года назад
I hope you guys can once for all give the English the boot. Cheers, from a Yank.
@jed-henrywitkowski6470
@jed-henrywitkowski6470 3 года назад
Giving somone the boot, is another way of saying kiking them out, usually by some degree of force. I didn't consider that you guys know boot as the rear storage compartment of a motor car. (Trunk to US, hope you liked the double entrade).
@jakemarshall360
@jakemarshall360 3 года назад
@@jed-henrywitkowski6470 We don't want to give the English the boot they're our friendly rivals we voted 55% to stay in the Union.
@moyzzhernandez5712
@moyzzhernandez5712 3 года назад
BLOODY IDIOTS.
@conordarcy4663
@conordarcy4663 3 года назад
You've not even got a football team 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Kriegter
@Kriegter 3 года назад
"Terrorist" and "Scotland" simply don't appear in the same sentence unless it's "Terrorists run for life from Scotland"
@thatgaming1940
@thatgaming1940 2 года назад
Or "Terrorists from Scotland"
@stuartsibbald7394
@stuartsibbald7394 2 года назад
You don't bring terror to Glasgow, Glasgow brings terror to you.
@justcaino9176
@justcaino9176 2 года назад
Even the Roman Empire regretted coming to Scotland. So 2 fuqwits in a crappy motor...... More of an insult tbh... Lolz
@Sierraomega1991
@Sierraomega1991 2 года назад
@@justcaino9176 yup 2 Roman legions disappeared and no one knows wtf happened to then
@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7
@@thatgaming1940 menaces to society
@meelsky
@meelsky Год назад
No combat training could ever make you as good a fighter as growing up in glasgow
@ArmchairRamb0
@ArmchairRamb0 11 месяцев назад
Love this channel. Perfectly tuned commentary. Thanks.
@N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.
@N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. 3 года назад
"Glasgow doesn't accept this. This is Glasgow. We'll set about you. That's it." One of the most Glaswegian things I've ever heard said. Love that city.
@onlyhereforddebob8978
@onlyhereforddebob8978 3 года назад
I remember cheering at the news when he said 😂 beaming with pride
@NUFCOfficial
@NUFCOfficial 3 года назад
And now they elect psychopaths that want to flood the country
@cueball6969
@cueball6969 3 года назад
"This is Glasgow, we'll set about you" - Why is this not the cities moto?
@candyquahogmarshmallow8257
@candyquahogmarshmallow8257 3 года назад
@@NUFCOfficial sir, this is a Wendy's
@NUFCOfficial
@NUFCOfficial 3 года назад
@@candyquahogmarshmallow8257 no this is gregs
@steele_heart77
@steele_heart77 3 года назад
This is arguably the most Glasgow response to anything.
@testaccount4191
@testaccount4191 3 года назад
until someone blows up a ice cream van
@saxonstacker1078
@saxonstacker1078 3 месяца назад
God bless Ireland. Love from England. Can't wait to stand shoulder to shoulder with you all. Stay safe me hearties.
@eaomonn1215
@eaomonn1215 2 месяца назад
U2 buddy
@matthewsmiley3630
@matthewsmiley3630 Год назад
You have the best commentary of anybody else who tells stories on RU-vid.
@ezriderzzr7104
@ezriderzzr7104 3 года назад
"This is Glasgow, we'll set about ya!" that should be on a T-Shirt.
@imfpredicts
@imfpredicts 3 года назад
It is, I assure you.
@imfpredicts
@imfpredicts 3 года назад
Paisley was probably not the place to start with your quest for virgins.
@georgejob7544
@georgejob7544 3 года назад
Advice to terrorism, don't come here,for we will set about ye! Pair of arseholes bring terrorism tae Glasgow?? Ur ye daft ?
@Johno1992
@Johno1992 2 года назад
Glasgow really should have adpoted that as its saying 😂
@NetralFN
@NetralFN 2 года назад
In my neighborhood there is a lot of thieves getting beat up andand once ahem getting his live gone
@christopher59544
@christopher59544 3 года назад
“but clarkson grew up in glasgow” killed me
@missvida6251
@missvida6251 3 года назад
Lmao the UK equivalent to Detroit. Those Scots weren't buying that mess
@yoboikamil525
@yoboikamil525 3 года назад
glasgow doesn't fuck around
@modables
@modables 3 года назад
@@yoboikamil525 why did I read this in a Scottish accent
@KSE828
@KSE828 Год назад
The “man on fire” drawing is the best!
@paulsmith2960
@paulsmith2960 7 месяцев назад
As an Irish man who has spent half of my life in Scotland, this was and still is greatly amusing to me too. Someone correct me if I'm wrong but didn't one of the guys who jumped in to stop the eejits in their tracks, say something like "it's not right", when interviewed by the press?
@grunt1705
@grunt1705 3 года назад
The biggest mistake was they pissed of the Scots. You don’t piss of Scots, believe me.
@twatmunro9563
@twatmunro9563 3 года назад
The Scots are permanently pissed off. They're the only people who could possibly defeat Scousers in a whining competition.
@SA-5247
@SA-5247 3 года назад
Lol right… like these people choose to live in that climate
@millsbomb007
@millsbomb007 2 года назад
@@twatmunro9563 but we both share a great sense of humour, and I'll take that la.
@douglasherron7534
@douglasherron7534 2 года назад
No, their biggest mistake was trying to stop Scots from going on holiday... That's going to get you a kicking every time!
@deltavee2
@deltavee2 2 года назад
As a Canadian with Highland ancestry.... Canadians are the nicest people in the world until they aren't. The results are not pretty. Been to Scotland years ago. Felt like home.
@tylerray1368
@tylerray1368 2 года назад
My great grandmother was on a hijacked plane once, and she made the people who hijacked it regret their choices pretty early on. And she kept making their lives worse and worse. This was in the eighties, a time when hijacked planes were normally safely landed in a field somewhere and negotiations started, or at least that was how it was in the United States. Nobody fought the terrorists, because everyone knew that as long as nobody caused a scene nobody would get hurt. Great Grandma didn't subscribe to this policy. When the negotiations began the terrorists released some kids, a priest or nun, I can't remember which for the life of me, a few of the (surprisingly many) pregnant women, and a few elderly women, including my upper 70s great grandmother. She refused to get off. The terrorists had guns and, if I recall correctly, a bomb. My great grandma was a 5'2" Irish woman with a limp, who had come to America nearly forty years ago, whose husband had served in World War Two, and who weighed 100 lbs soaking wet. But she refused to get off the plane until every single child and pregnant woman was let off. Every. Single. One. The terrorists had tried scaring her off, but there wasn't much they could do. Shooting her would only result in their deal being compromised, and she was just a little old lady. What harm could she do? It turns out, a lot. The terrorists started walking around, grabbing valuables from people. When they reached great grandma they demanded her purse and her wedding ring. She, armed with only a hardwood cane and all the anger an Irish lady could muster, looked them in the eye, took a breath, cussed them out, and said that she had been wearing that ring for over fifty years, and it was not going to be removed from her, and neither was her purse: period, end of sentence. They tried waving their guns about, but got nowhere. They ended up moving on to the next person. Now, something that should be known about my great grandma is that she was a devout Catholic all of her life. And no terrorists were gunna stop that. So, she started talking to a few other women on the plane. Of course, the terrorists had forbade the passengers from talking to each other. Again, they tried to scare her off. Great grandma decided she had the biggest balls on the plane and called their bluff. She told them to shoot her. They didn't. And then, whilst being held captive by religious terrorists, she started a fucking Catholic prayer circle. In an airfield in Beirut and Algeria, while being held at gunpoint. A group of nuns who happened to be onboard joined in. This gave rise to a few other brave souls. And they all prayed to their God for the safe release of everybody on board. You would think this is a knitting circle for her. She's making friends and praying, all whilst her life is hanging in the balance, with her ten plus kids and eight plus grand kids are at home, watching the news and knowing she was on that flight. The terrorists agree to let all the kids and women off the plane. Grandma is told to leave, although at this point it might have been better to have her stay on and drive the terrorists to surrender. Of course, she doesn't go first. No, she gets up and makes sure all the kids are off the plane and that she's the last woman aboard. Then she leaves. With her purse in hand and ring on her finger. And she thanks the terrorists for their time, and says she'll pray for their souls. Imagine this: you're a terrorist, and just hijacked a plane. That all went as well as to be expected, and now you and your buddies are in the middle of negotiating for whatever you want. Everything is going perfectly, and soon this can be behind you. Maybe you can retire to a nice beach somewhere. You go to lead this sweet little old lady who in hindsight you realize was probably some sort of crazed angel in disguise, who just doesn't care about anything that had happened in the past however long since you and your buddies hijacked her plane. And you know fear. This is gunna get buried, but great grandma deserves to have her story told. She died in 2005, and was an amazing woman. For those asking for proof: legacyofgena.medium.com/the-real-story-of-the-1985-hijacking-of-twa-flight-847-e091f4acf7ef It was the 1985 TWA flight 847 hijacking- it was in Beirut and Algeria, not America (edited): Great grandma was on her way home from a trip. Great grandma was one of the original 19 women and children let go, but refused.
@Prodawg
@Prodawg 2 года назад
god damn
@secktuss9610
@secktuss9610 2 года назад
what plane was this?
@spruceg00se
@spruceg00se 2 года назад
Not buying it
@ryanbauer3680
@ryanbauer3680 2 года назад
I hate to break to you friend, but your great grandmother didn't just decide to have the biggest balls in the plane. She HAD the biggest balls on the PLANET. Rest in Glorious Peace, Tyler Ray's Grandmother. The world needs more women like you in it.
@cliffordcrimson7124
@cliffordcrimson7124 2 года назад
Which incident was this? I'd love for your creative fiction to be true but this makes no sense. Hijacked planes were never landed in a field because that's completely retarded. Maybe you meant an airfield because that's the only way any of this makes sense. Even then, a story like this with apparently nearly 100 surviving witnesses would surely not have gone untold in media.
@Top10Rangers
@Top10Rangers 11 месяцев назад
Can't believe I've just seen this, mate that was among the funniest videos I've ever come across on RU-vid. Subscribed.
@DragonGyrl96
@DragonGyrl96 10 месяцев назад
I've spent the day watching a number of your videos that happened to catch my interest, but this one by far was the most entertaining. Gotta love it when your enemy is too stupid to pull off their plan.
@IxodesPersulcatus
@IxodesPersulcatus 2 года назад
Imagine throwing your entire life away for something as pathetic as a single act of giving a bunch of people a very bad day. *And failing at that miserably.*
@jeypi__
@jeypi__ 2 года назад
the more idiotic thing was that they had decent educational backgrounds, medical and engineering? that must have been expensive
@StoneBox_761a
@StoneBox_761a Год назад
i mean they did it in Glasgow Scotland thats a place where even terrorists dont want to tread because they are terrorists proof and everyone there has the fighting powers of a juiced up Irish person on vodka with steroids they are forces to be reckoned with!
@El_Omar2203
@El_Omar2203 Год назад
​@@jeypi__They could have become great examples of their people, but instead tried to become more fuel into the fire of Islamophobia
@Hoganply
@Hoganply 11 месяцев назад
​@@El_Omar2203Given that Muhammed was a bloodthirsty warlord with a child bride, the abundance of moderate Muslims makes a case for optimism.
@orppranator5230
@orppranator5230 11 месяцев назад
@@El_Omar2203 Right, because fueling islamophobia is the worst part about their actions. Definitely.
@totalutternutter
@totalutternutter 3 года назад
I remember the news when they interviewed the guy that tackled them and he said " the English have done worse than this te us, this is Glasgow, folk'll set about ye"
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 3 года назад
I am the most famous man on YouTub! This is not bragging! This is the truth! The truth will set you free, dear to
@ExpiredCornedbeef
@ExpiredCornedbeef 3 года назад
@@AxxLAfriku no.
@tersethewurse2952
@tersethewurse2952 3 года назад
I mean he ain’t wrong.
@chrisb9360
@chrisb9360 3 года назад
That's a mis quoyte. If you watch right to the end, you'll hear the actual quote by John Smeaton.
@totalutternutter
@totalutternutter 3 года назад
@@chrisb9360 John did more than one interview also you misspelled misquote
@eliz_scubavn
@eliz_scubavn 2 года назад
I’m reminded of the young man who attacked a mosque only to be roughed up by a worshipper in his 70s. He ended up attending his initial court readings with a fair bit of obvious bruising and other injuries.
@MrUniverse
@MrUniverse 10 месяцев назад
This is my new favourite channel. How am I just finding it now? Subbed bruh
@wojtekpolska1013
@wojtekpolska1013 2 года назад
also props to the architect who designed the entrance to have a concrete pillar in the middle. If you are in a big city, especially in places like airports, you can see a lot of anti-terrorist designs hiding in plain sight.
@52thephotoshop
@52thephotoshop 2 года назад
Terrorist attacks are so extremely rare and low impact is almost always not worth worrying about unless it's very cheap
@OkenWS
@OkenWS 2 года назад
Not often it's hidden in plain sight in the UK. Have you seen the Palace of Westminster (Parliament) lately? Or some of our airports? You can't get near feckin anything with a vehicle. I feel like this is how utility workmen must have felt in the IRA days when every manhole cover they needed to jump down was welded shut.
@tacotuesday2489
@tacotuesday2489 2 года назад
@@OkenWS To bad the irish didint do the same for the loyalists..
@TakadoGaming
@TakadoGaming 2 года назад
This isn’t a new technique, hell, the concrete balls outside a Target were originally to stop vehicles from going on the sidewalk in front of the store
@thatoneguy611
@thatoneguy611 2 года назад
@@52thephotoshop that’s why they put up cheap but effective defenses
@jaymac7203
@jaymac7203 2 года назад
"The people of Glasgow were less than impressed with these two muppets however" looool 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
@EllisHudsonn
@EllisHudsonn Год назад
I’ve been traumatizing myself with your videos and I’m glad that this one has a different pace to it
@hamburgler9839
@hamburgler9839 2 года назад
The ira joke cracked me up
@bushmanPMRR
@bushmanPMRR 3 года назад
"This is Glasgow, we'll set about ya!" Absolute fucking legend!
@stewrmo
@stewrmo 2 года назад
Smeeto! Top man.
@laku-tikku554
@laku-tikku554 3 года назад
"When in doubt, kick their nuts out." -Sun Tzu
@MrBlack75922
@MrBlack75922 3 года назад
"Sun Tzu said that, and i would says he knows little more about kicking balls then you do pal because he invented it"
@thebige7302
@thebige7302 3 года назад
not so engineer gaming pootis gaming
@MrBlack75922
@MrBlack75922 3 года назад
@@thebige7302 no pootisdispender
@tarzanaman3531
@tarzanaman3531 3 года назад
Hilarious!
@davidcockayne3381
@davidcockayne3381 3 года назад
Chapter six of The Art of War advises the general to attack the enemy where he is weak, so Sunzi would approve a hob nail boot applied to the testicles.
@nerorerer2258
@nerorerer2258 Год назад
"But clarkson...... grew up in Glasgow" is probably my favorite line in history
@jbstepchild
@jbstepchild Год назад
Your humor is just perfect love it
@jetteroheller
@jetteroheller 2 года назад
"Ahmed seemed to have some sort of combat training. But Clarkson grew up in Glasgow." Hilarious.
@BloodRedSkull01
@BloodRedSkull01 Год назад
The scottish
@zehfox2719
@zehfox2719 17 дней назад
Glasgow is near the top of the list of “Places you shouldn’t start a fight you can’t finish”
@ZombieSazza
@ZombieSazza 9 месяцев назад
So proud to see Scotland here, we’re certainly an interesting bunch aren’t we
@marxunemiku
@marxunemiku 3 года назад
as a Glaswegian myself I quite like this story
@how_about_naw
@how_about_naw 3 года назад
^^
@onlyonewhyphy
@onlyonewhyphy 3 года назад
Everytime I get to relive our own terrorist attack on Glasgow, I laugh so much I need a breather.
@marxunemiku
@marxunemiku 3 года назад
@@onlyonewhyphy same.
@barbaradyson6951
@barbaradyson6951 3 года назад
Puts me in mind of when the IRA went to bomb a barracks in a van, but didn't open the back door of the van, so when they fired the rocket launcher they blew themselves up instead.
@moonprincess500
@moonprincess500 2 года назад
This should be in a video.
@monkey_blu
@monkey_blu 2 года назад
Ah, the typical FPS blunder.
@ilikeships1704
@ilikeships1704 2 года назад
Hi
@ilikeships1704
@ilikeships1704 2 года назад
Lol
@ilikeships1704
@ilikeships1704 2 года назад
Just why did I say hi
@wessexdruid7598
@wessexdruid7598 11 месяцев назад
As Billy Connolley said 'They tried to bring terror to _Glasgow_ ? As if Glasgow didn't have centuries of daily experience of terrifying each other.
@caseyhamm4292
@caseyhamm4292 7 месяцев назад
‘to take that aggression out on civilians is despicable’ god i can certainly think of a FEW places in the middle east who need to hear this right now
@thehopelesspragmatic6701
@thehopelesspragmatic6701 3 года назад
As an American traveling abroad I remember one thing about Scotsmen: You don't fuck with country full of Rugby players, they will stomp you.
@Volvith
@Volvith 3 года назад
I think there's at least a couple centuries of Scotland pointing out the mistake in fucking around with them, if not well over a damn millennium, dating back to Rome. They're just built different. _Nobody ever learns though, apparently._
@stermindelves4251
@stermindelves4251 3 года назад
As my late stepdad said “there’s only ONE thing that frightens an angry Irish man... and that’s an angry Scots man” they are a proud and fierce breed (for the record I’m English).
@Sandwich13455
@Sandwich13455 3 года назад
Scots wére fróm Ulster originally.
@TheMadmacs
@TheMadmacs 3 года назад
@@Volvith the mighty roman empire got to scotland and realised, '' fuck this furra caper, quick build a wall''
@twatmunro9563
@twatmunro9563 3 года назад
@@TheMadmacs -- GTFO, the Romans built a wall around Chester, FFS. Chester is a city filled with women and homosexuals.
@TheChugg11
@TheChugg11 3 года назад
"This was a feelgood terrorist attack - and I'm not just saying this because I'm Irish. It's a terrorist attack we can all enjoy!" (00.23) This is why I'm subbed: much needed dark humour during the ongoing shitshow that is Current Year.
@Scoob505
@Scoob505 3 года назад
Gotta love the Irish sense of humour
@marcussinclaire4890
@marcussinclaire4890 3 года назад
It's the exact moment I subbed.😂👍
@terranceparsons5185
@terranceparsons5185 Год назад
Excellent narration!
@gordonlawrence1448
@gordonlawrence1448 Месяц назад
That's like taking a small pen knife to a war. The British Army does not have the Scotts guard for no reason.
@bluestud9470
@bluestud9470 3 года назад
“You can’t be a religious extremist without a football team”
@onlyonewhyphy
@onlyonewhyphy 3 года назад
Amateurs
@FREDDYHUNTER34isnotliquid69420
@FREDDYHUNTER34isnotliquid69420 3 года назад
Osam would say The New York jets
@ced1106
@ced1106 3 года назад
USA: Tons of money on anti-terrorism. Glasgow: Concrete pillar and nut-cracking. Thanks for the videos!!!
@deathkorpswatchmaster2414
@deathkorpswatchmaster2414 3 года назад
Nah Glasgow has concrete pillars and people with balls of steel but slightly weaker legs
@reignman2103
@reignman2103 Год назад
Dude I love your animations and sound effects lol 😂 The sound effect of him getting kicked did me in lolol 😅
@johnny71c
@johnny71c 14 дней назад
Thanks for the video I have not laughed so much in such a long time
@satdownzebra
@satdownzebra 3 года назад
This is a popular bed time story in Scotland.
@jen30551
@jen30551 3 года назад
🤣
@jazzx251
@jazzx251 2 года назад
All Scottish school children are taught the "Glasgow Kiss" in PE, as part of their football training
@richardsimpson3792
@richardsimpson3792 3 года назад
When John Smeaton was asked if he had a message for terrorists, he replied: "Aye, cam ta Glasgae, and we'll set aboot ye!"
@DutchMale
@DutchMale 2 года назад
Scottish people are built different
@johnmeechan4976
@johnmeechan4976 2 года назад
Glasgae?
@richardsimpson3792
@richardsimpson3792 2 года назад
@@johnmeechan4976 Aye!
@williamrae9954
@williamrae9954 2 года назад
He stole the praise...fuck all to do with him!
@robdean704
@robdean704 2 года назад
Possibly the most Glasgow answer to any question ever
@AppliedCryogenics
@AppliedCryogenics 2 года назад
I got some hearty chuckles from this video. Cheers!
@xenosmoke8915
@xenosmoke8915 11 месяцев назад
Aye, the immortal threat: “Will set aboot ye” And they NEVER came back.
@lankey6969
@lankey6969 3 года назад
This is the one where the guy kicked the burning man in the junk, right? Absolute legend.
@drewwhy5541
@drewwhy5541 3 года назад
Yep and the hero said afterwards. “THIS IS GLASGOW, AND WE’ll SET ABOUT YA”.
@miguelnascimento2847
@miguelnascimento2847 3 года назад
It's incredible that most of the time people look away when someone is in need of help, caring more about self preservation than on helping someone, but alot of times during terrorist attacks the population will take action and try to beat the crap out of them if they have the chance. We need more strong people like this chads
@Volvith
@Volvith 3 года назад
It's because it doesn't matter where you're from, it doesn't matter what language you speak, at the end of the day, _we're sick and tired of these terrorist cunts._ Public trauma is a real thing, and if there's one thing those terrorists have achieved, it's that they've united every-fucking-one against them. That, *_and who doesn't want to say they kicked a terrorist in the nuts? ;)_*
@MangaGamify
@MangaGamify 2 года назад
Was kinda disappointed at the "beat him up" part, most of their damage were self inflicted like crashing and self-ignited and stuff, my countrymen in the philippines would probably try to throw rocks, sticks and debris first
@apollomemories7399
@apollomemories7399 2 года назад
@@MangaGamify It's an airport entrance door area. There are NO rocks, sticks and debris in such an area. Scotland is in the First World, not 3rd world Philippines covered in filth.
@gustavwood0064
@gustavwood0064 2 года назад
@@apollomemories7399 woah buddy, calm down a little bit okay?
@apollomemories7399
@apollomemories7399 2 года назад
@@gustavwood0064 It was a simple statement of fact and nothing for you to get triggered about.
@AntonioPeralesdelHierro
@AntonioPeralesdelHierro 2 месяца назад
It's really great to find one self occasionally very very much in love with ones own voice.
@stephenl5416
@stephenl5416 2 года назад
This channel is pure fu%&ing gold... P.S. It's been a pleasure doing business with ya. I hope you enjoy your new ranch.
@hullinstruments
@hullinstruments 3 года назад
That syringe full of piss had me dying laughing.
@hullinstruments
@hullinstruments 3 года назад
6:45
@player-8740
@player-8740 3 года назад
I am no doctor, but I think a human can survive that. Again, I have no medical backgroud, just guessing. So yeah, I approve
@estoor4258
@estoor4258 3 года назад
@@player-8740 I'm also not a doctor, but I feel like having piss in your bloodstream instead of blood is quite dangerous.
@criminallyautistic8372
@criminallyautistic8372 3 года назад
@@hullinstruments No joke I know a friend who did to his dad when he was in the hospital. The dad was beating his mom until my friend came at him with a pan, knocking him out. He was able to piss in the syringe and stab his dad's arm, without getting caught. He said due to the salt in his blood he was told his dad was on the bed puking the rest of the night. My friend kept doing it every visit, and he had to stay in the hospital another week due to the salt. By the time he checked out, he was divorced, kicked out of the house, and had a restraining order against him and had to serve time in jail for domestic abuse. I know it's a stretch and I'm still wondering how he didn't get caught by the nurses.
@hellosirimlookingforcrackg776
@hellosirimlookingforcrackg776 3 года назад
How did you see it's a syringe full of piss?
@ComaDave
@ComaDave 3 года назад
As a frequent traveller to Glasgow...one who has walked through those very doors dozens of times...this Aussie was filled with pride, to see my second home town saying "Mon then". 💖
@BuckfastConsumer
@BuckfastConsumer 3 года назад
Good..but Smeaton was a dick mate..He was from paisley
@justarandomguyontheinterne1350
@justarandomguyontheinterne1350 2 года назад
As a muslim, I am simply insulted by the unreasonable things they want to do.
@Tangerine10.
@Tangerine10. Год назад
Trust me we are not behind what our governments do either 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
@Comet-2011-W3-Lovejoy
@Comet-2011-W3-Lovejoy Год назад
Same
@godzilla12325
@godzilla12325 11 месяцев назад
"Come tae Scotland and wul set aboot ye" 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
@warpey5632
@warpey5632 2 года назад
Even with 95% damage resistance, he only mildly pissed off a few Scots.
@the_once-and-future_king.
@the_once-and-future_king. 2 года назад
Pissed off? Mate, they'd be happy of the opportunity to kick a guy in the balls with zero legal repercussions!
@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7
And lost the PvP what a loser
@workhourse1316
@workhourse1316 3 года назад
"some sort of combat training....But Clarkson grew up in Glasgow." Im from the US and even I know you don't want to upset a lad from Glasgow.
@MrRotaryrockets
@MrRotaryrockets 11 месяцев назад
nice to hear a story where the bad guys get their asses kicked HARD.thanks for sharing
@thomashogg2341
@thomashogg2341 2 года назад
The only reason it cost 5 grand a day to keep Ahmed in hospital was all the haggis and whisky he was being fed....he was in the Burn's unit after all!!
@weaves22
@weaves22 2 года назад
The haggis would've been punishment enough! 🤮
@hadorstapa
@hadorstapa 2 года назад
I hope it was all Teacher’s and Grouse
@LsdRaccoon
@LsdRaccoon 2 года назад
@@weaves22 haggis is fucking delicious
@greengoblin876
@greengoblin876 2 года назад
@@weaves22 you've never tasted heaven til you've had haggis , neeps and tatties that have been slathered in butter and with the haggis slightly crispy, plenty black pepper and a nice wee dram or two . Heaven.....even Some English like Haggis and egg and black pudding sandwiches with brown sauce for breakfast...the world wonders why we dont need Breechs ..whisky lad lots of whisky , and terrorist blood in our black pud .
@weaves22
@weaves22 2 года назад
@@greengoblin876 haha I respect that! I had haggis twice in my life and was not a fan! But I'm American, so it's not as culturally significant as I imagine it is for yall! We've got our cheeseburgers and pie!
@ThePoeticPariah
@ThePoeticPariah 3 года назад
Presumably, every Glaswegian who kicked that guy in the eggs yelled, "SCOTLAND!!!" as loud as possible only to later strut to the nearest pub and get absolutely doused in alcohol.
@culcune
@culcune 3 года назад
Damn hypocrites! LOL
@mrconfusion87
@mrconfusion87 2 года назад
After getting patched up at the hospital, the first thing they did was hit the pub! And said: "Sorry I'm late!" 🤣
@deefman123
@deefman123 Год назад
They chose ... Glasgow. Wow. Of all cities, they chose one with a vehemently ... feisty reputation..
@justanapewithinternetacces9803
their first mistake: picking a fight with scots
@charliejones3119
@charliejones3119 3 года назад
i can imagine the terrorist chat rooms are irc rooms that require some sort of password after talking to someone that just seems the most logical way of doing it
@Ass_of_Amalek
@Ass_of_Amalek 3 года назад
isis has/had its own clearweb "news agency" website. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amaq_News_Agency I reckon islamists are real big on facebook, given how rotten that platform is, and probably on any other social media also. I bet there are islamist instathots and tiktok teens.
@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen
@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen 3 года назад
It's not hidden whatsoever, and they do it openly (under a VPN) until it gets reported. It's far easier to just use the clearweb than the darkweb since it's completely saturated and easy to blend in while the darkweb is honeypot central.
@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen
@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen 3 года назад
@@ToniMorton Are you assuming they use a publicly available VPN? Why in the world would they do that? These guys have supporters all over the world that can cover their tracks. They're in everything from large tech companies to scientific research centers, they don't need to hide much because they can get a secure connection from the source.
@finalchapter1899
@finalchapter1899 3 года назад
Username: ViRgIn_sTufF3r69 Password: g0disgr3at And the site password would probably be some stupid shit about that big terrorist fella that I can’t remember the name for Rn
@Arch3an
@Arch3an 3 года назад
Do people still use IRC? I used to use it all the time for gaming a while back.
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