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Tesco's five hour war with Denmark. From "Time Trumpet", broadcast 18th August 2006

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@Tzelemel
@Tzelemel 14 лет назад
I loved the way they said, "And then there was the war with Denmark." It was fantastically out of left field, said in such a deliciously matter of fact way.
@arizonabay15
@arizonabay15 9 лет назад
It was a good day when the final Tesco store was demolished and the flag of Aldi was planted on top of the rubble.
@tescovaluemilk2921
@tescovaluemilk2921 8 лет назад
Excuse me
@dissonantdreams
@dissonantdreams 6 лет назад
Lidl all the way!
@fuguevisions2065
@fuguevisions2065 6 лет назад
Every L idl helps!
@youknowimright1
@youknowimright1 15 лет назад
there slogon changed from "every little helps" to "we control every aspect of your life" lmao great vid
@thedelaylamakaraokeclub4100
@thedelaylamakaraokeclub4100 6 лет назад
Command and Conquer 5, Tiberium Tesco
@ClunytheScourge1
@ClunytheScourge1 11 лет назад
The store deployment at 1:18 is very C&C-esque.
@rmcc86
@rmcc86 12 лет назад
Nice to see both Tesco stores in Carlisle being highlighted in this video. I never trusted those pesky stores. Who knew that that would be where it all began?
@skellious
@skellious 16 лет назад
THE GREATEST thing to come out of time trumpet, this is in my top 10 favourite clips of all time. Whoever thought of this was a sheer genius, its so funny I have no need to make a joke in this comment.
@tescovaluemilk2921
@tescovaluemilk2921 8 лет назад
Our day will come
@maimetechy
@maimetechy 7 лет назад
Tesco Value Milk nice name :P
@dissonantdreams
@dissonantdreams 6 лет назад
You bastards!!! 😂
@Taporeee
@Taporeee 6 лет назад
Tesco Value Milk Tim Farron likes this
@djaevlenselv
@djaevlenselv 7 лет назад
I feel like they missed a great joke about Tesco seizing Denmark for use as a staging ground in the inevitable battle for dominance against IKEA.
@GadeDK
@GadeDK 17 лет назад
I'm from Denmark, and that was brilliant! :o)
@nervouspete
@nervouspete 18 лет назад
Genius 'War of the Worlds' references mixed with the trademark surrealist yet charmingly vicious satire of Armando Iannucci? Yes please!
@FatFridge
@FatFridge 17 лет назад
i laughed my head off when i saw this!!! this is pure genius!!!
@AdmiralValdemar
@AdmiralValdemar 18 лет назад
Oh yes, I am loving Iannucci's return to BBC here. Now we just need to see how the Tesco vs. Wal*Mart war would go.
@shiki232
@shiki232 3 года назад
This was apparently created by Gareth Edwards, the director of Star Wars Rogue One back in his animator days
@Cutnutlet
@Cutnutlet 15 лет назад
The sad thing is I was in Tokyo earlier this year and a Tesco's opened up over the road!!
@Probsty
@Probsty 17 лет назад
The funny part is that there´s no british supermarkeds in Denmark, but the danish supermarkedbrand NETTO has 175 stores in the UK...and more to come :)
@SystemFailure404
@SystemFailure404 14 лет назад
...that means, that business and other companies, are not run by the government, but by regular people, so that different companies and business have competition between each other and that means that you want to do something with your life, pupils are often more concentrated.
@MaMastoast
@MaMastoast 15 лет назад
I love how he pronounces Copenhagen in german :P
@hypedpotential
@hypedpotential 13 лет назад
This is really funny. They could make an entire series about Tescos and I would watch it.
@dalsgaard12
@dalsgaard12 15 лет назад
I took a little time out of my tough pillaging schedule to watch this. It is very accurate.
@soulvey
@soulvey 4 года назад
Funny thing is, there WAS a time that Tesco was EVERYWHERE. It was the David Tennant of supermarkets
@Fritaenkeren26
@Fritaenkeren26 15 лет назад
OMFG this was just so brilliant! it made me laugh from the very frist second! xD Im a dane, and i have an english friend that work at Tescos.. It was amazing! the helicopters coming in over CPH dropping down tesco-tranformers! Tripods crushing The Little Mermaid lol :D (sad for her, but f'cking brillliant made! And then ofc the total disaster in the end.. after the 5 hour long war of Tesco VS the Vikings. LOL I think im gonna watch it again! xD wee!
@amiablesnowman
@amiablesnowman 13 лет назад
Apparently Denmark is the happiest country in the world. It surprised me then to see the top two comments slagging it off! Norway I think comes after in terms of happiness. I want to go to Norway!
@badwolf66
@badwolf66 16 лет назад
I don't think Doctor who has had a tripod invasion yet, but it would make a good episode.
@fakesincerity
@fakesincerity 18 лет назад
Hahaha love it. I work at Tesco too. Oh the shame.
@elementofnaivity
@elementofnaivity 6 лет назад
Now we're being invaded by Lidl
@lemsip207
@lemsip207 13 лет назад
@DJEdSaunders Even if it is very cold but at least it's doesn't rain as much.
@fingal42
@fingal42 16 лет назад
This is masterly! Very funny: keep 'em coming.
@alipmcg
@alipmcg 16 лет назад
so glad i'm not the only person to think that when I watched it
@andtonic
@andtonic 17 лет назад
It was really funny how the mildly bald prince harry commented on the tesco's invasion "I quite like the danes, couple of my occasional f*ck are danes" lol
@druantis
@druantis 17 лет назад
Hehehehe! I love the Tesco on the side of a cliff. Oh that whole show is hilarious
@automat3000
@automat3000 13 лет назад
I know the tripods were probably inspired by War of the Worlds, but this reminded me of Half Life 2 with the striders and the possible seven hour war reference.
@simonsenstefan
@simonsenstefan 16 лет назад
This is so bloody well made! HAHAHA! I have nothing to add except for more HAHAHA's!
@fingal42
@fingal42 16 лет назад
That's interesting. Building on land tends to raise the water table...
@HarryKey
@HarryKey 15 лет назад
So good, so well made!
@FillerGallery
@FillerGallery 16 лет назад
that was for you Billy. God bless.
@lemsip207
@lemsip207 2 года назад
Only Amazon took over from Tesco. And Lidl and Aldi stores became the most popular supermarkets.
@kiwizzarrd
@kiwizzarrd 17 лет назад
Its taken from 'Time Trumpet'
@timboslayer
@timboslayer 16 лет назад
I reckon you're absolutely right there.
@fourganger88
@fourganger88 17 лет назад
The bit about the Tesco slogan is the best bit.
@radd973
@radd973 14 лет назад
i had no idea this was going on i really have to start paying more attention to the news
@logisticsninjistics
@logisticsninjistics 13 лет назад
this is actually happeneing right now. theres a turf war with the big 4. there was a BBC panorma about it. a new tesco extra is opening across the road from my work which is unnessecary.
@charlesismymiddlenam
@charlesismymiddlenam 12 лет назад
@ROBLOXingHabbo The tesco branch built onto the side of the cliff didn't stand out to you as a bit odd?
@bobbelibob
@bobbelibob 17 лет назад
What is this? I don't really understand. Can someone explain?
@boomboombenny
@boomboombenny 15 лет назад
someone goes to Copenhagen "WTF happened here" "oh that. We got pawned by Tesco" lol
@Bjowolf2
@Bjowolf2 14 лет назад
Great work - very impressive - and with "a bit" of War of the Worlds" ;-) Greetings from a Dane. And no, we don't have any Tesco's here .... yet LOL
@higgins0421
@higgins0421 13 лет назад
Apparently Tesco has been waging an economic war against Greece as well. Poor Greece never stood a chance.
@lemsip207
@lemsip207 11 лет назад
It's slightly warmer and a lot damper in England and Wales for a start and Scotland would just be a lot damper.
@Manneke70
@Manneke70 16 лет назад
Sheer bloody genius!
@bu11monkey
@bu11monkey 14 лет назад
the danske supermarket *fotex, netto, bilka, salling) is not owned by normal people either. It is owned by maerske who also happen to be the largest shareholders in the Danske Bank. I'm not sure if you misunderstood my first post saying I think Tesco coming Denmark would be a good thing
@ians4564
@ians4564 Год назад
What about Rema 1000 and Kvickly?
@TheBjcn
@TheBjcn 14 лет назад
is that a movie?
@awesomemd
@awesomemd 15 лет назад
It's a big chain of supermarkets.
@crisprapper
@crisprapper 17 лет назад
"i like the danes, a couple of my occasional fucks are danes" superb.
@Luminoth545
@Luminoth545 16 лет назад
Hey, I WISH we had Tesco in the states. All we have is a dumpy Wal-Mart chain. They smell funny, and the workers are typically underpaid.
@tagnahoor
@tagnahoor 15 лет назад
awesome!
@bu11monkey
@bu11monkey 14 лет назад
@SystemFailure404 i think you misunderstand, the danske supemarket is not owned by the governmentnt but maerske
@alipmcg
@alipmcg 16 лет назад
didn't mean I thought it was crap then, that was meant to be a response to someone saying it reminded them of the plot from half life 2... sort it out youtube
@elmsyrup
@elmsyrup 14 лет назад
Funny about Mark Watson's comment, because Tesco ARE making a film now...!
@james2529
@james2529 17 лет назад
hahaha, I couldn't move for laughing for like 5 minutes after watching this on the telly
@Probsty
@Probsty 17 лет назад
Where?
@itsTempleofSound
@itsTempleofSound 13 лет назад
is that tescos setting up a wink to command and conquer?
@pjwils
@pjwils 13 лет назад
The users who made the two top rated comments are clearly clones of the same person.... probably voted themselves up! Denmark is AMAZING!!!! Copenhagen is a really laid-back and fun place to be! Like this if you agree ♥
@bu11monkey
@bu11monkey 14 лет назад
actually tesco coming to denmark might not be such a bad thing. the danske supermarket owns the 3 biggest players and it might inject some competition into the market. i am kinda fed up with looking through the reklamer every week to see whether coke is 25 dkk or 9 for example. bilka, netto and fotex run a monopoly and it is not good for the people. I'm english and have lived in denmark for 4 years, so i have a reasonable idea.
@Wega93
@Wega93 17 лет назад
i live in Denmark and i find it very amusing and good nice 1 :D
@FillerGallery
@FillerGallery 16 лет назад
It could be a personal thing - from your team leaders etc. Just a thought.
@johnthejohnjohnson
@johnthejohnjohnson 15 лет назад
okey dont know any of them, but its like a big mall right?
@JoGGerJonas
@JoGGerJonas 13 лет назад
People who are unhappy with Denmark should go to other countries for some time, live there, and then come back and tell us what they think.
@tygerskull
@tygerskull 15 лет назад
And so it will go on...and on...until the WHOLE WORLD IS OURS!!! Tesco, Tesco, uber alles...
@lemsip207
@lemsip207 13 лет назад
@timboslayer It's much worse in ASDA and the products are of lower quality as well.
@CommanderKei
@CommanderKei 18 лет назад
Lawls XD Why wasn't I in Copenhagen when that happened?
@poniesinashed
@poniesinashed 16 лет назад
The scary thing is, you know it'll happen.
@FlyingHeadbutt100
@FlyingHeadbutt100 15 лет назад
Armando Ianucci is a genius.Sfx as good as anything on new Dr Who.Tesco-nauts are the baddies I want in Who.Check out Time Trumpet's National Terrorism Awards when the 747 clipped the Houses of Parliament.Cacked it...
@khanzah
@khanzah 16 лет назад
there is tesco in the states its called fresh and easy
@timboslayer
@timboslayer 16 лет назад
I had the misfortune of going to a Tesco near Watford the other day and it was more like an airport than a shop: soulless, full of zombies who've watched too much ITV, and shitty products that nobody really needs. The car park was big enough to see from space, and must've covered enough green space to endanger several species. Strangely, the staff were friendlier than the other customers. I hate Tesco.
@danishpride1
@danishpride1 17 лет назад
Now were even 8th versus 13th.
@Bjowolf2
@Bjowolf2 14 лет назад
ROFLMAO - good one! Thanks for the warning - We shall fight them on the beaches, on the sea and in the air ;-) ( Dane here )
@MegaRocket00
@MegaRocket00 11 лет назад
Well.... In the schools, we learn "Tescoish", which is now our main language. ;D
@theraggedyobserver837
@theraggedyobserver837 11 лет назад
I guess the Doctor doesn't care about Denmark?
@hannahmwright
@hannahmwright 17 лет назад
I love this video! It seems some people can't take a joke tho! haha. And why is everyone going on about Netto!!! Make a Netto version invading the UK (but make it funny) then we're even :P
@MikeyManchester
@MikeyManchester 17 лет назад
2013 June 21st which is actually Prince Williams Birthday
@GunZenBomZ
@GunZenBomZ 18 лет назад
loved the line, 1st retail country.. so true]
@jrk666
@jrk666 16 лет назад
haha thats so funny! Greeting from denmark :D
@SystemFailure404
@SystemFailure404 14 лет назад
Well, I myself think its great, that theres some competition between the supermarkets, its all just business. Also, its great that the prices on fast food and other fat foods, are high, so more people would buy healthy food, plus the prices on vegetables is low. We are also more about liberalism than socialism, but mainly we are in for social-liberalism...
@VictorHarderHesel
@VictorHarderHesel 15 лет назад
Denmark will fight and we will win again, just like we won all those other wars that people say we lost.
@elPominator
@elPominator 13 лет назад
@itsTempleofSound well less of a wink and more of a blatant reskin of the animation! WIN
@AroundThePony
@AroundThePony 14 лет назад
dont got me wrong,i dont hate Denmark,i actually pretty much love it but nowadays totally changed a lot.i know cause im spending my second year here.during two years i noticed two things,first:the fact that Denmark is kinda "sinking" is because of the too much foreigner.Denmark not able to take that many people.the other,because of the "strangers" danish people is getting closed.when i`m arrived everyone were really friendly.maybe this is the third problem. Denmark is too tolerant.
@Sakkura1
@Sakkura1 12 лет назад
In what world is "ko-bem-hah-oon" correct? Technically it's probably alright to pronounce it in the German way as in this video, but all the Copenhageners I know prefer the not-German version. Of course, the native pronounciation would be even better.
@commanderoates
@commanderoates 15 лет назад
oh ya am a big fan of c&c
@Barl3000
@Barl3000 15 лет назад
It is so annoying having to leave my axe at the door when i go to shop, but there isnt really anything we can do, Tesco just has superoir technology
@ItemsEnabled
@ItemsEnabled 17 лет назад
ROFL how old is that? mid-40s?
@MikeyC586
@MikeyC586 12 лет назад
This all seems a strangely accurate prediction!
@8NCLI8
@8NCLI8 13 лет назад
@bangladesh461: Try travelling a bit, our systems are still very close to the best.
@evilfish2000
@evilfish2000 15 лет назад
Not to rain on your parade, but if you look at the danish international history, the proudly states that Denmark has been founded on year of wars where we lost them all and most of our land has been given to other nations.
@ItsCaldog
@ItsCaldog 15 лет назад
Watched this is in Geography...funny stuff..Love Mark Watson.
@SomeDanishKid
@SomeDanishKid 17 лет назад
what is Tesco?
@LondonNewyork1
@LondonNewyork1 13 лет назад
This is the real 2012.
@Oscar301
@Oscar301 14 лет назад
Prince Harry: "I like the Danes... a couple of my occasional fucks are Danes."
@SimonB198207
@SimonB198207 14 лет назад
Coming soon - Tesco's Schools, Tesco's Hospitals, Tesco's Security Firms, Tesco's Police, Tesco's Militia... Tesco - The Evil Empire
16 лет назад
LOL, that is so funny. I'm from Denmark, but live in Thailand, where I would say that tesco will start there world domination from... Here you almost have as many tesco express as 7-11, even in the most remote part of the country you can find an tesco express. But funny movie :)
@Aevetico
@Aevetico 11 лет назад
Why does the voiceover keep saying "Tesco's"? It's just "Tesco".
@MrJohnQCitizen
@MrJohnQCitizen Год назад
It's ASDA's
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