Tesla Cybertruck Review // We Drove It Over 500 Miles...And Oh Boy 

The fact that i watched a 40 minute video on a vehicle i have no interest in whatsoever and throughly enjoyed it is a testament to the greatness of this channel 😂

Damn that fridge to fender transition was SLICK.

"It's built for every other planet but this one." 😂😂😂

I used to get my fingers smashed by doors constantly as a kid. It's good to see kids of the brighter generations will only make that mistake once.

The fact the only rear view becomes unusable in poor driving conditions is nuts. This car cost almost as much as my house and you can’t even reliably see behind you in it. If I was to ever spend 100k on a vehicle Id want it to do everything a regular car can do and more. Not a bunch of fancy things at the expense of basic essential functions like being able to see what’s going on around you

I don’t understand how Pop Up Headlight’s were discontinued due to pedestrian safety of the lights being “sharp”, but then allows Tesla to make a damn Knife on wheels in the name of cutting edge technology (pun intended) that can slice a small hand.

imagine in a collision, the full on tension of metal panel release upon its "enemies", what a great idea for a car will mostly be driving around neighbourhoods and grocery stores.

2:22 Love the hexagon cup holders because we all know drinks come in hexagon shaped containers...

3:40 if magnets stick to it, that means it's a low grade of stainless steel and won't last under harsh conditions

13:30 Thomas: “i dont know where I stand on it” James: *standing on it*

Thank you for letting me know that I am wasting my time being envious if I see one on the road. The correct emotion should be sympathetic

26:09 my brain is struggling to comprehend this. How the hell does stuff this unnecessarily dangerous make it past safety regulations? Just crazy.

Imagine being in an accident with this car, this can easily slice humans into halves.

Pointing at the garbage can when introducing it and the constant kicking has me rolling 🤣🤣

Having a big TV screen nailed right on the dashboard and having to see it while driving is a big no go.

The kind of people who buy this thing, will deserve it

Not a car guy, but this video was genuinely so good. This bit at 20:10 had me cracking up. "Those things aren't _on_ any planet! So its built for every _other_ planet _but_ this one!"

Well it can chop off your fingers, every join is a knife-edge, the interior sucks, it's barely holding together under tension, you need to wipe it down every time dust falls on it, AND it's hard to park. All around, not too bad! 🙃

Im so happy that all of these dumpsters got recalled

Ah, the 21st Century De Lorean. The rust shimmers in the summer sunlight...

The little Vegeta next to the over 9000 weight was gold.

This is hands down the only channel that can do a 40 min review and make us watching the entire of it . Number one channel on RU-vid for cars.

24:45 "Everyone loved it" I'm sure. I bet they loved that you had one for them to look at. You got one, so they never have to.

This is what happens when you are hell bent on breaking industry rules and norms, but never stopped to ask why those were there in the first place.

8:10 wow that screen is NOT distracting at all. And my god the fingerprints...

The baby drawing/fridge magnet editing was just the chef’s kiss. I knew the rest was going to be spot on.

My KiaEV6 got up to 260 at 90% charge. Had it for over a year. 25k miles. No issues, used it to move. Only 40k (you can get for like 25k at this point)

The intro showing the dumpster was hilarious 😆

7:24 Stainless steel is not ferro-magnetic, so your magnets indicate there's very little stainless in or about it...

It's the small things for me, like constantly having to look to the right to see how fast I'm going. I really don't get this design trend where none of the indicators are directly in view in front you behind the steering wheel. I know you get used to it, but still

This is my first TH video and I loved it. You guys have great chemistry and give a vintage top-gear like vibe to this one. You have earned a habitual viewer.

I like how the kick marks show up when headlights shine on it. Guess you can dent it! 🤣🤣🤣

When you own a cybertruck, you will be constantly worried that one day you see someone else in the same car. That would make you feel like you paid a fortune just to tell a joke that everybody heard before.

Hey guys, just an FYI. When you touched the wheel cover and said you had brake dust on your fingers, that probably was not brake dust. The little wings on the wheel covers scrape the sidewalls with every rotation of the wheels when the tire sidewall flexes out slightly from the weight.

I said to myself during chapter 3, this would be really funny if that's the joke and they go to chapter 4 immediately after the scene, and you guys had me laughing out loud. You've earned a new sub today

32:00 "A Ram is made well" I snorted

The intro with the grocery cart collision has to be top 3 video starts for you guys. Well done!

"...the safety that is Fresno" is one of the funniest things I've heard in a long while.

I sat on my phone with RU-vid open and it started playing this video. I couldn't be happier. These lads are awesome

You just have to admire their honesty....Like when James says "I don't know where I stand on it", ( @ 13:32 ) where Thomas, on the other hand, knows precisely where he stands. on it...( on the roof - just behind the glass ).

„I don’t know where I stand on it“ while james is actually standing on it had me in tears😂 13:28

This may be the best review of the CT we’ll ever watch. No hype, no bull, just how it is, good, bad and indifferent.

The cybertruck is the Delorean of our generation

17:05 you cant get used to not seeing the rear view mirror when making a lane change???

carrot usage showing how unsafe the edges are, blindspots, etc are fantastic to show. thank you.

The clip of Thomas drinking out of the bottle with a hole in it needs to be part of the intro sequence 😂

"To the safety that is Fresno" is a wild statement to hear for anyone who has spent any amount of time in Fresno.

The wheel covers literally chew the sidewalls of the tires up. So there’s that…

The Cybertruck's appearance is genius in the same way as phishing e-mails' absurd narratives - both weed out anyone with common sense and ensure those who are sold won't be critical. Good review regardless!

26:50 “If this was built in France…The Cybertruck guillotine” 😂😂😂😂

i have not enjoy any other car documentary after the legend. but this, thank you throttle house for the videos you put out. its been a long time man , needed this.

It looks like a slapped together background vehicle from a low-budget Blade Runner knock-off.

18:50 “What is going on, I’m closer than I’ve ever been?!” I LOST IT 😂😂😂

You guys used to be “inspired by Top Gear”. You’re now just there. This is the new “Top Gear” content we need with your own spin of course. Fantastic work guys! Thomas, James and Carsten just phenomenal show top to bottom.

5:00 perfectly summarises the cybertruck

Oof those headlights must be horrible for other drivers.

"For a really large kitchen appliance, its quite impressive" sums it up

I've been watching you guys for years and I can honestly say that this is the best car enthusiast channel on RU-vid. A 40 min review disguised as a road trip?! YES. From the quirky jokes and shenanigans to the real heartfelt moments to the part where I can sit and watch a 40 min RU-vid video without getting bored and leaving, I've never seen a channel like this. As a fellow Canadian, I hope nothing but the best for you two. Cheers!

Lmao, the little Vegeta next to the "Over 9000" 😂 I love it

You say it's not about "ugly" but holy shit is it ugly.

“This looks fun and funky”. Seriously? It makes the Pontiac Aztek look good.

Wow that headlight shot. Damnit man us sedan drivers are all going blind before we see old age.

Talking about getting pegged while flopping that wiper around was hilarious

Literally before watching this video, I saw a video that stated these things get shut down by car washes, of all things! Take your cyber truck through a car wash, and it’s no longer a truck. It’s a $60,000-$100,000 paperweight.

Top Gear levels of production value. The comedic timing and chemistry between the two of you is amazing. The team behind the camera always over delivers! I have been long looking forward to this!

You guys have taken the car review crown

I have to say: The proper reaction when seeing one of those parked should be Nelson's Laugh meme.

Before they were, seen a Lucid a couple nights in a row in Palm Springs just cruising Perez. Now you have become ⭐⭐⭐ Love never Fails 💖

Definition of FRUNK: the sound a Cybertruck makes when it cuts off your finger! What an awesome review!!!

A huge issue I have with just about every new vehicle is the fact that everything is controlled by tablets now, so you have to look away from the road to adjust something.

"That's not littering, it's for....the bears" 🤣🤣

Jesus, imagine being blessed enough to not know what tinnitus is called. "It sounds like ya know the ringing you hear when you die in call of duty" 😔

11:30 "Was I ready to get pegged?" (Proceeds to dangle a long hanging object in his hands) 🤣🤣

Just wait till that stainless steel finish "matures" LMAO oh and you might want to avoid rain

Can’t dent it? Maybe, but you can’t put it through a car wash, nor press the accelerator. I hope all the car reviewers are starting to feel a bit embarrassed about promoting this hunk of rust.

2:38 Hehe. Hummer's stats. "Over 9000" Vegeta making an appearance. It never gets old.

I doubt you read every comment but in case you do - this was pure magic. The balance of facts, experience, great cinematography, and entertainment is unmatched by anyone. In some way I feel it was even better than the big road trip series. Probably because it didn't have to focus on the big picture and you could have a ton of small separate jokes. I loved it.

3:25 This chapter intro is beyond perfect 😂

Even putting aside how educational it is, this video is just super fun to watch! Great job guys!! :D

"your watching throttle house, im thomas,and im james!" and im subscribing haha

Can we take a moment to appreciate how good the shot composition was in this video? Seeing that big stainless steel trapezoid against beautiful natural vistas just set something off in my brain that I have no words for

When Chevy built the Aztec, the ceo said it looked like a kitchen appliance. He didn't see this refrigerator on wheels coming.

Brilliant review! I laughed my ass off a few times. Brilliant! Top gear quality video! Well done

So it's a $100,000 iPad docking station?

I've watched SOOO many YT videos on the Cyber Truck but no one ever mentioned the real dangers to our fingers THIS IS A WAY BETTER HONEST REVIEW FOR EVERYDAY PEOPLE GREAT VID 👍

A brilliant real world review. Well done! Not interested in owning a Cybertruck, but I would like to visit Yosemite National Park.

2:42 The standard driver's license here in Germany allows people to drive vehicles (+ trailers) with a (combined) gross vehicle weight rating of up to 3,500 kg. That means both the Rivian R1T and the Cybertruck would have to be certified for a lower load capacity than my Audi TT Roadster in order to be sold to a general customer base and the Hummer couldn't be sold to the majority of drivers in Germany at all! 🤣

I watched this whole video. Either I'm more interested in this truck than I realized, or these guys can make rolling a rock 500 miles seem interesting.

Just when I think you've found a rythm, you go out and completely blow me away. The production quality, cinematographic (The fridge shot especially), the pacing, the writing all of it was beyond top notch. A perfect mix of comedy and insight that truly goes unreplicated elsewhere.

I actually think your carrot stunt @29:02 will result in a meaningful safety upgrade for the truck ASAP. Tesla is one huge lawsuit away from a customer losing four fingers at an airport putting their carry-on in the frunk from doing it themselves. Seriously, this should be fixed ASAP. When I was a young lad my sister slammed my finger shut in our trusty 1990 Volvo 245 rear door. The door shut completely. I remember the day vividly. If my family had a Cybertruck little Aaron would have grown up with nine fingers. I have 10 (it turned black and blue but healed in a few weeks). Nice work lads keep up the interesting content!

That parking incident had me in stitches

18:45 ' Vehicle Virgins ' somehow really fits the situation they were in 🤣🤣

How do their videos keep getting better. This the best RU-vid channel and automotive show by a mile. Incredible host chemistry, hilarious bits, super informative, and insane production value. Just wow.

I cannot believe how much it looks like a CGI truck added in post. Like, in every shot. Even with people getting in and out.

Nitpick: you need to flip your little map icon on the return trip. It looks like you’re backing up all the way home.

This is a movie 😂I love this two dudes

Man that 40 minutes went like a...Cybertruck...Hands down the best car review content I've seen in ages, 10/10 for humor and engagement too. Love ya work gents!

13:39 … I don’t know where I stand on it… WHILST JAMES WAS STANDING ON IT… the humour knows no bounds

The carrot test. I heard of the moose test. All sorts of tests. But not the carrot test. :) I see the frunk lid coming down on the carrots. You know the rubber trim around the door openings? Put something like that on the underside of the frunk lid edge. It’s better to have rubber squeeze your finger than that raw sharp steel. Also I had a Mac laptop that had a sharp edge so I used a bit of sandpaper to dull down the sharpness. And it worked! Of course, don’t overdo it and make a knife edge, just make it round to the feel. Some locations where panels meet and don’t come apart like with doors and lids, these joints could be filled with black or charcoal grey caulking. Put enough in so skin can’t reach the sharp edge. It should be barely noticeable if carefully done. And it makes the truck a bit more child proof. I also saw how much the steel shows fingerprints and scratches. People making outdoor plaster on a house make a rough design because if they made it perfectly smooth the smallest nick would be noticeable. Superficial designs could be ground into the steel not deep enough that it can’t be buffed out but deep enough to have some durability and get noticed. So this could be swirls over all the surfaces or floral designs just where fingerprints usually show up. Or it could be a whole mural over the whole truck. Or a combination of these. So the way a tattoo is unique to one person, your Cybertruck would have a look unique to it, which could be covered up with a wrap for a change of pace. This idea could be pushed more by applying colour into some of the deepest grooves to give it a more noticeable look. One look would be intentionally make it look like it experienced the apocalypse, with red and orange and yellow and blue rust colours.

It's a city pavement queen. Lots of people own trucks that don't need them. This seems like a truck for them. And if one believes the narrative that the world needs EVs. Great presentation, guys!