Testing 5 Self Defense Weapons From Ali Express! 

Yeah my thoughts too bruh! 🤣 I was almost yelling SELF DEFENCE TYLER, NOT CHOKING SOMEBODY TO DEATH SNEAKING UP ON THEM FROM BEHIND, its SELF DEFENCE, TYLER! 🤣🤣🤣💥

The best form of defence is the stealth garotte.

The best form of defense is offense.

This looks bad in writing 😂

@@tamastarczy6262 If they're an intruder in your house in certain U.S states, it would hold up I guess

Well you see the plan would be to run away, sneak up behind the attacker after they give up, and strangle them. Then you can make up whatever story you want. Dead men tell no tales and all that

Lol then you would become the attacker and that said person would have that same bead necklace and the cycle continues 😄🤣

The best form of defence is a preemptive strike, they can't threaten your safety if they're lying on the floor dribbling. This approach does however make trips through the neighbourhood take considerably longer.

Plus, if you're strong enough to wrap a necklace around someone and then throw them with it, then you probably don't need the necklace to defend yourself anyways.

Sometimes to defend oneself you have to preemptively kill those that would attack you

Tell that to Jiu Jitsu students.

@@screwylooygaming there's beat them up, and beat them up with style

The best defense is a good offense

I figured it would actually work very well. However I thought they would run away after seeing how insane the user is from pulling such a silly weapon in complete confidence of its efficacy

I mean if you put in front of the guy’s eyes before opening it, he’s definitely going to feel that

It also defends any use against getting laid.

Oh dude I pulled out two, and this guy who was about to beat me started crying with pity and gave me 50 bucks

Had me in the first half ngl

I just got frustrated. It's an item you usually see in amateur magic. And ofc you can collapse it again - if you don't ruin the poor thing. Guy's just a dimwit.

@@puttitat2851 it's advertised as a "self defense" weapon, and he was testing it as such

@@Bigblanco_otw Aliexpress advertised it. Says it all. Didn't even try to collapse it 😂

@@puttitat2851 not just AliExpress advertises it as a self defense tool. I 100% agree it's not meant to be used as such, but it seems to me he was just having fun more than doing serious testing.

@@Bigblanco_otw Except the 'doesn't retract' part. That's just not true 🙈

I believe it started as a TikTok with someone showing off their amazing collapsible self defense baton. Guess it was a good way to make a quick buck amongst the less intelligent people in our society.

I was surprised Tyler had never seen it before. It is a pretty interesting illusion prop and that's about it.

Great for scaring away potential mates.

That thing is more dangerous to the user than anyone. Especially the super cheap ones. Its just super thing, razor sharp coiled up metal that could easily shred your hand upon opening, or closing or general handling.

Eddy S yea I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what it was from It was some guy in his mirror showing it off and then I think another RU-vid channel pointed out how useless it would be

first few knife purchases I've ever had. Love the products, but sadly most have been confistacted by some form or another of law enforcement over the years.

Freakin Bud-K, what a nostalgia trip. I bought so much crap from there as a kid.

Kinda weird that it’s called macro-photography because macro typically means large. Although I guess I get what they’re going for, making small things large but then what the hell is micro photography

None of them worked apart from the bat. do yourself a favour and stay away from these dumb self defense gadgets. If you ever had to use them you'd end up in a worse situation than you started in because the person attacking you would just be more pissed off.

Found 1 for around 30 bucks not including shipping with a quick google search and also found the shoelace spikes he featured on the same site so it might be the one tyler used but I can’t say for certain

@@MrEsphoenix Well, the beads did the exact same thing as the bat propably just as well as the bat so I think they are fine

FACTS!

@@The_White No they didn't. Surface damage on a hard surface doesn't equate overall stropping power, especially against something made of flesh and wearing clothes. There's a reason you don't see any serous company selling self defence beads, there's simply not enough mass on them to cause any serious damage, it's poorly distributed, you need to land your hit accurately to do anything and you telegraph your hit so much since you need such a wind up to get any force out of them that even the slowest person will be able to react. All you'll do is piss someone off if you try to use them in self defence. Don't fall for gimmicks. If you genuinely want something for self defence go for one of the many proven weapons, not some internet tat.

Kinda like using your car keys between your fingers

Exactly. You can tell Tyler never has. Lol. Not that that's a bad thing.

I'm an idiot. I didnt see the little lanyard ring thing on the lower part the first time I watched. That pretty much makes it impossible to hold it like that. Lol. What a stupid design.

I think that thing is a window punch. the staff was a magic stick so who knows.

@@sandpitBrosAdventures8191 You were giving it FAR too much credit! 😂 😂 😂

Bro ain't go no legs he ain't kicking nothin

@@goreobsessed2308 lololol. Thanks for the laugh this mornin!

@@goreobsessed2308 Very funny i see what you did there

He is also holding it wrong

This makes sense, I thought it was a window punch

Still terrible.

I think you'd loose against a rat. 😅

@@oilybrakes probably yes lol

True. They might notice something is going on, but a depressingly large number of incidents have happened right in front of people without them caring enough/having the guts to step in and help so...good for possibly getting the assailant to put their hands up to their ears versus on you

Nah hes comfortable with the whip, he's a sadist

That was my thought for the things he "passed" xD

Nothing really can stop someone if they are determined enough. A gun won't stop a tank. If someone wants you enough they'll just get you.

Oh no, now you gotta tell us, dude! 🤣🤣 (Does it have anything to do with pickles? 🤣🤣🤣)

@@tamastarczy6262 🤣😂🤣 maybe 😂🤣😂

when i hit 1 million

You can get a deep paper cut with it

Hey its average ok

Same as it can do as much damage as a sword. There's no limit to the tiny knife!!

What?

ty for ur content Tyler, u"re a really unique youtuber, and i LOVE your stupidity! :D meant in a fun way man!

That's what I thought. More like a kobutan style self-defense