Testing Viral Recipes (Season 5 - Ep. 1-10) 

This is the low quality content I subscribed for.

Finally a relatable food tuber.

"Nice job team" always gets me 😂

This man doesn't just have atomic chicken, his power levels are so strong that he wears a hoodie with shorts

I love your videos, usually I get hungry when I watch videos about food. But not yours! Thank you.

As a baker and someone who has perfected my fudgey brownie recepie, the one this woman gave you was incredibly uneccessary. There is absolutely no point in having both melted butter and oil as the butter already provides the combining agent, moisture and richness as well as better flavour and desired leavening. The whole point of using brown sugar is that it creates the fudge texture when its melted due to the molasses...she just disolved it to hell with the eggs, completely defeating its purpose. And she was wrong about the crust, the eggs are what causes that. You will always get that as long as you have egg whites and sugar in there. The cornstarch in the powdered sugar and the powdered milk would just dry it up more (also adding more sweetness + grit) and had to offset it with less flour making you get extra ingredients for a worse result. Adding the powdered milk for a richer flavour is fine in the proper ratios, but not necessary if you properly browned the butter and cocoa mix and added vanilla and salt....which she didn't????? What you ate was an oily brownie with melted chocolate..you could have made an actual fudgey brownie batter in 15 minutes and with half the ingredients....Tiktok baking makes me want to scream bro.

I love how he always politely says thank you after creating murder scenes in his kitchen.

The thai curry chicken is beyond radiated, its on those abyssal hell type-ish level 💀

19:33 my guy is out here flexing his insane biceps, Props to him.

“It almost tastes like a pear for some reason” I laughed so hard I don’t even know why

i love how he said "tattooed barista" like theres any other kind of barista

ngl i really enjoyed your real npc restaurant reviews.

This guy has made me realize that I don’t need to be such a perfectionist when following recipe videos 😂

That “ah 😳” sound when the pear dropped 🤣🤣🤣

19:47 bro be having those radioactive hulk arms goddamn

When making pancakes or crepes, it's tradition (here in Italy, at least) that the first one is never to be considered a "real" version of what you're trying to make, as it only serves to prep the pan

This man’s way of speaking is so energetic there is no depressing radiation in his voice at all!

this man's ability too make everything look green is unreal

I can't get over how every time the instagram comments completely roast this man's cooking brooooo💀

[ 11:06 ] i love the random use of K-pop songs in these videos😭

19:50 those are the biceps of a master ligma fork stirer.

you are such a high quality dude living in a low quality world. I love your editing and dry humor ❤🎉

Bro gets his chicken from swamps.

you should do a collab! ''Overly excited food influencer vs npc''

These longer videos filled with shorter videos are like a massage for my adhd-addled brain, thank you mister Canoe.

I love how he trynna substitute most of the ingredients 😂😂 I love it.. show how struggling you can be, and also how I don't want to go to grocery to get the ingredients when I can just swap it with that I have at home.. Not a hate comment really.. this is great😂😂

You are honestly the most relatable and funny food RU-vidr out there. Keep up the good work and I wish you the very best for the future

So funny that you go out to get a required ingredient and still come back with a substitute technically

he doesn't need to worry about the salmonella in that chicken, it probably died in there as well

i knew that was frozen chicken from costco bc i use the same thing to... feed my dog....

The radio active chicken is fueling his gains like sir your arms are gains goals lol

if you put canoe’s chicken in a geiger counter it will start to beatbox uncontrollably

The moldy crust was vile… I love it

I love your videos. I took a nap, the sounds always woke me up just a bit, but i fall asleep right away. 10/10 would reccoment

My man is buying his chicken in the dark web.

The olive oil be having what producers think a female character arc is💅

I must I love his use of putting some random K-pop in the videos ✌🏽

you're my favorite person rn i laugh every single vid, youre amazing 😭

14:00 that's actually REALLY good wtf, he is evolving faster than we can keep up.

Someone get this guy a whisk. Please. Never mind, I just burned myself making toast. So Good Job Team!

I hate how some of these people talk in some tutorials💀it triggers my fight or flight

Bro I love this series. Keep it coming.

the apple tart with pears gotta be the most Future Canoe thing out there, besides radioactive chicken

I laughed the whole time but the „apple custard" was the best bro

I wheeze-laughed way too hard at the olive oil.

dipping in the sauce on the table is the most relatable thing i've seen so far

FutureCanoe is the content that YT needs

i love your videos man theyre so silly

That "nice job, team" gets me every single time.

The SNSD song got me. I will stay here forever.

I love this man sm

“today we’re gonna follow his instructions and do a cream p- cake…”😂😂

You're so funny 🤣 and a good cook who is very knowledgeable and I'm always impressed how fearless you are in the kitchen using recipes with your questionable ingredients to make some semblance of the original recipe. I appreciate you and your channel I look forward to the next video👍🙂

i never new how much i needed this channel thank you for the best food content on youtube

I adore the dynamic between this guy and his followers

19:47 damnn that bicep looking good futurecanoe

Love this chanel enjoyable to follow along even without all the fancy stuffs.

I just started the video and I already have a REALLY bad feeling especially after seeing the cocoa being eviscerated into nothingness in mere seconds

Lol the Hailee Steinfeld starving edit got me. For the donuts, the sugar needed to caramelize (get golden brown) for the crunch

Bro really was an king of an npc this time with this kind of content make me laugh only with the dry humor

Discovered you few days back, watching you is a therapy for ngl

19:52 didn’t expect him to be absolutely ripped

This man’s attitude 😂🔥💯

Man got guns😍😍

THE MOST RELATABLE CONTENT I HAVE SEEN SO FAR ON THE INETERNET..

I just cast this to my TV and let it play while I wondered what happened to my life.

The ligma fork should be a hate crime 😂

i never knew how ripped this dude was untill this vid

that cut to the liver king killed me lmao

23:00 The way she talks. 😂

The first pancake looks so much better.

You convinced me. I am gonna make those brownies to impress my friends

“I guess I should take it as a sign” 🎶🎵😂🤣💀

Love the fact that he always uses substitutes to his ingredients whenever hes out of something.

"I don't think my dough has a smooth side" Me when I make bread

Brownie Center cut killed me 😭

The chicken sammich was literally asking for it. I'm dying

as a teenager learning how to cook, you make me feel better about my lack of skill cuz you dont try to be a professional, you make great videos and you teach me a lot

Canoe’s got muscles rawr! 😊

You should try making Claire Saffitz croissants :)

I also “folded” my rice like that when I was small, put a little bit of oil to fold it more easier

The brownie he made actually looks good

This man never fails to chilling my bing

this is too energetic for me

I laughed so hard when he said i choped my cucumber

The Apple flip cracks me up

The music video cutaways always get me

Both cutting the chicken with meat scissors to see if it was done and being salty over using honey AND bbq sauce to ruin a pan for cleanup was absolutely cathartic

The ingredient list on your hand, I died.

Yay new upload

This taught me that viral recipe videos are really fucking obnoxious

You have radioactive apples too😂😂😂

Can someone give this man a stand mixer or had mixer? sponsors this man

This guy never fails to disappoint.

3:28 it is also good for smushing bananas for, like… any recipe that requires bananas! I did this to one of my forks ages ago.

Watching this while eating to make me feel better about what I cooked

Uploaded a 30 minute video in portait mode. God I love this channel

That SNSD Gee gave me nostalgia

Damn that arms 💪👀👁️👄👁️

This content is so refreshing, almost as much as the pi-ck-le~