Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) is SO STUPID! - Angry Movie Review 

I started rooting for him there too and even harder when the old lady fucks it all up

That's the only way to watch it. Leatherface as the protagonist

They deserved to die

I think you are supposed to be rooting for him from the start. Its just extremely horribly done

I started to root for leatherface when the black guy pretty much made the guy take down the Confederate Flag. Ain't his place to do such a thing

Good point!

Normally that's true. And it akso applies here. But another problem I would say is that this "sequel" completely takes away every aspect that is unique about Leatherface and just makes him a generic big evil brute

i think most ppl are meant (and in reality) are relatable to the main characters lol, we the ones that still got minds will root against them because they're the depravity of society, take the ones in the bus and the obnoxious main characters, there are people like that that live now and are being worshipped, it's the new norm.

Conpletely unnecessary alot of us already cheer on the villain

@White Bird88 someone stop the coaster I want off

But they get massacred.

Yes, but they get massacred. And the movie accurately portrays them as insufferable, entitled idiots who are so dislikable they make leatherface the good guy. Honestly it sounds like a fantastic movie.

My gf was saying the same thing😂

Everyone in that movie was stupid. That shouldn't be the bar for know if you married right, lol.

*HEY HEEEEYYYYYYYYY*

Eyyyyy!!!

Badum tsss lol

Woke version? This movie is anti woke? Literally every woke snowflake get killed except the one thats not completely against guns. Also the fact quite a lot of guns are used.

You get it 👏

@@RicketyRooster I think it helps being a big fan of 80s horror. Back when things like gore alone could carry a movie. Now it seems movies have to have an Inception level plot just to be good, and thats just not true. This was a good popcorn flick, and I look forward to seeing it again.

It was pro SJW, it wasn’t trying to be ironic. They were sincere in their messaging

How sad is it spending all day crying about "the woke" and "cancel culture"?

@@slingshot3615 it's pretty great actually, calling out communists and Marxists for their bs is patriotic and it's fun to mock them. Great pass time

You charge a guy with a chainsaw

@@Deeznutz581 If you're gonna die you might as well try to get past him

@@Deeznutz581 You just use the guy in front of you as cover and slam him to the floor.

O really? What was the message?

@@lillvesp did you watch the movie its pretty obvious.

@@CrityCrit Dude im asking you. Just answer

Joe: "Sounds awful, right?" Me: It sounds great!

you were on the "leatherface" side, because you see alot of yourself in him. You both cant get laid, and women scream when you try and touch them without their consent....

@@raidermaxx2324 You are the one who sounds like the virgin lol. Are you salty from all the anti-sjw comments? Too close to home?

ME EITHER

That just shows how bad it was if it didn't even bother with previews.

Same

Only heard about it yesterday from James A Janisse, he looked so disinterested in it and so was I

It popped up in my Netflix as a new show and just from seeing it I was like yeah nah not watching that shit

A movie where the killer is hunting and murdering sjw bozos is what i want to see. A 10/10 for sure

That was actually pretty funny

AJ is. He can't ever tell by the trailer how bad a movie is going to be.

Ever since the movie was in development hell I knew it wasn't gonna be good.🤦

This movie is great. Just understand learherface is the hero and the snowflakes are the bad guys. It’s intentional

Cap. These decisions were light compared to the shit people have done in Friday the 13th and Scream franchise.

Ironically people under intense duress can make terribly stupid decisions because their brain takes a back seat to their instincts. The problem is, the people sitting on the couch at home eating Cheetos have all this contextual information and a completely abstract perspective on the situation to where characters "look dumb". That's why you can't make characters too realistic. People are freaking dumb, but we hate to remind ourselves of that. That's where human behavior research backfires

I mean, the new generation of kiddos is even more annoying, so that's consistent as far as I see it.

It's so cliché and this remake has no reason to exist.

Fr especially the girl with the shotgun the old lady in the original what they did to her omg its horrible

At that point I started skimming through the movie to get to end so I could watch Joe's review.

I hope that was a joke by the producers or they actually think that’s what people do nowadays

Commedy and dumb 10/10 and story and entairtaining .5/10

@@crow_g1639 Perfect rating for this film

@@John_Locke_108 bro you missed one of the best seens in any horror movie then lol

Heisenberg?

@@AMan-iv2rb was about to say lol

Its on par with "do your thing cuss"

Not only has he not said a word in the past 40 years. I don’t even think he ever knew her name at all, it’s been awhile since I’ve watched the original but I don’t recall them sitting down and exchanging details while he cut her friends faces off.

Marthaaaaa!!!

Lol right?

I didn’t understand the cancelled line, I thought only super relevant people can get cancelled.

The car mechanic, right?

@@diabetichercules6487 Yeah the “Red neck” , best character in the movie

@@SpecialOrder_937 He was the only character i cared about

Or the 2003 one

The OG is trash. The early 2000's TCM are the best

@@InternacionalBoxing you must not have watched a lot of horror….

@@danielventura8118 I own the original and know true horror, movies that you never probably watched. Even Sinister is better than the original TCM most Freddy movies as well 🤣

Because the director admits he couldn't top the OG so he just went wild with it, having dueling chainsaws and shit. Everything from the 2000's onwards made the stupid idea to try and capture the horror of the original, and fail at everything, over reliance on gore, and from Texas Chainsaw 3D onwards: "Let's make Leatherface and his family sympathetic, because homicidal cannibals are sympathetic right?!"

dude fr like they really could have escaped multiple times... im screaming at the tv like "BRO RUN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

That's the horror genre for you characters are incredibly stupid

I’m pretty sure making the characters unlikable, them getting what they deserve, and the audience rooting for Leatherface was the point. But judging by these comments, I’m either wrong or the vast majority missed the social commentary and satire the movie was so blatant with.

The only character that I was starting to enjoy was the Texan gun guy(I forgot his name) but he dies ]: at least he went against Leatherface

@@miketosandrew they could've made the characters unlikable without making them so dumb. none of the characters' choices made any sense even if it is satire. im all for making leatherface the hero but this wasnt it

True with thev movie effects of today and all the great writers. It would be so easy to make a sadistic horror film with a backbone.

When a horror film is made with an ounce of passion it tends to be at least passable. When the studio forces out sequels to make a quick buck that's when they start to suck.

ong , it’s like nowadays movies gets the dumbest characters and the stupidest villains

Exhibit 1: REC great. REC 3 dumpster fire.

Ever seen The Endless? Seriously excellent and low-budget movie.

Fr especially the halloween 2018 the originals are bettwe with 1,2 and h20

They did a remake of West Side Story ffs- why can't Hollywood just make original stories??!!

A respectable glow up

@@cutthroat795 Snotty Leatherface glow up.

How was he a mastermind? If you think that he was a mastermind, id hate to see your IQ test results.

@@Law2120 I misspoke he’s actually a genius. Also I don’t know what an IQ test is you’ll have to teach me from your all encompassing pool of knowledge.

To bo honest, compared with those woke people, even a toddler would look like a mastermind :))

Well duh. He was in a Mortal Kombat game. You can block bullets, missiles, energy projectiles, and razor sharp items. LF ain't scared unless one of those cops are named Kurtis Stryker.

Yep like is it some kind of super chainsaw what Leatherface has in this movie, what doesnt get any damage by fuckin shotgun blast😂😂👌

​@@jarmopenttinen719the saw is family and family bond is strong.

@@AedanBlackheart That is true😅

And she just gets up and crawls away 😂

gotta love Leatherface coming in with fucking Mjolnir and smashing a bitch through the floor

It was so casual lol

@@CrazyTom736 MJOLNIR LMFAO

This movie deserves no credit 2003 remake was the best will be the best remake

I can't remember because I haven't digested a bit of pop culture in 5+, years now. I watch old movies, documentaries, and read. I haven't paid for cable in 18 years. Stop rewarding idiots who probably don't you

this! so many times i was like "JUST SHOOT!" it was annoying

Can you tell what happened why the character is stupid? I don't want to watch this movie, it's ok for me to be spoiled this time.

hmmmm someone has some experience eh???

using a chainsaw as a weapon is just not a good idea if you've ever actually used one for it's intended use. It's heavy, and if you use it in an improper manner you risk kickback that could go right back into you and you could hurt yourself severely or even be killed.

It's a slasher movie bro....it's suppose to be a bit unrealistic

Quit acting like a chainsaw expert

@@vaughnrobbins9771 i think thats the point, its to show the audience that bubba is a brute with some crazy strength

Dude that scene was ridiculously stupid… she wasn’t even winded or bruised. She got right back up.

Omg so amazing. The physics in that scene were spot on.

*threw

@@THE-NC2 dude how you gonna try to correct somebody and use the wrong word 🤣

@@thegreatpoo2electricboogal318 huh

Just like in the original

It's Texas Chainsaw Massacre tradition that someone does a little dance with a chainsaw at the very end of the movie.

Hard-core butcher ,angry Jo is a mug

Emote

Exactly, he wasn't even the main villain in the original movie, his family was.

@Judge Ike Jason Vorhees is betta

Exactly my thoughts. He was even a bit sad. To be constantly being told what to do and him trying so much to get the approval of a family that treated him badly. Yet all of a sudden in this sequel he's capable of acting on his own and not have any insecurities with no explanation??

Yeah its almost like he was inspired by a very famous real life serial killer, and that it would be silly to give him super powers.

Both Myers and Jason started as regular humans, though.

Well it had to fit nicely in the wall so size was probably an issue. ?;- )

@@michaelthomas5433 true!

Yet that chainsaw was still slicing through objects like a godamned lightsaber!

He's like 70 years old he cant handle a big chainsaw anymore lol

want a big chainsaw? Watch the movie Mandy, there's a dude with the biggest chainsaw ever!

Dude for real he starting dancing with the chainsaw 😂😂 like wth is this a parody

First Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie? That dance is a staple of the character XD

Watch the first movie and u will understand that dance reference

@@gayoputranda5720 The only reason he did that was because he cut himself and went into a retard rage. Him just dancing after a kill is moronic.

@@FearTheLivingDFG The only reason he did that was because he cut himself and went into a retard rage. Him just dancing after a kill is moronic.

Yeah most Netflix films and shows always have great cinematography

I agree, it was well made for the most part despite the fake looking sets. The story though was just complete trash.

I really enjoyed this movie.

Agreed.

Yeah, credit where it's due: very well shot, good editing (fast paced, not much filler), actors were decent, dialogue sounded natural, lots of gore and brutal violence You could call it simple junk food horror, and it delivered on that

And then she just let the main girl get off the bus knowing what happened...

@KTV 4U Keeping up with his Gold's gym membership.

@KTV 4U Psychos are built different

To add insult to injury, not only is there an after credit scene but it teases a sequel

They ripped off Halloween, dat y

Teens and slashers. Has anyone actually not rooted for Jason, Freddy or MM?

You mean sjws are finally going to either stop being stupid dumfuks or justgo away,and this movie wont make sense any more? Yaayyyyyy, I'll take that. That's not a bad thing 😂

@@Robert-ms2xs see them all the time. They're weird as shit because they've never had true hardships in life.

Well said.

@@Ryan-kc5pl how many "communists" do you see daily? LOL fascists are funny af

@@Robert-ms2xs lol they 100000% are realistic.

Lol u have a wife 🤣

@@narutouzamaki9602 she alternates shifts with my dakimakuras

Right at that movie mark i was saying o please god can leatherface come and kill every single one of them , please dear lord ! Hahaha

That's always the point of a slasher

You were supposed to hate them, the movie also tells you that they were wrong about owning the house since the find that the old lady did indeed pay off her debt.

I know

He wont believe you

You should hype up how good it is then watch his explode. I managed to scare people with MLP "Party of One" lol

if you're anti the woke culture and sjw's you'll enjoy it because they get destroyed lol

Same here. Actually enjoyed it quite a bit

Today’s people are soft. The real people who lived during these atrocities would probably be offended by how sensitive people with pretty dang good lives in comparison are.

The dude literally emoted on his kill

@@bko7492 that was the best part of the movie for me lmao. the taunt was glorious then he goes crazy swinging the saw around

Man i was so pissed off screaming when they shot leather face twice in the chest with a 12 gauge then uppercut him with a chainsaw. (which wasn’t even rev’d btw) all I wanted was that chick to die and my boy pulled through as soon as they got in the car I knew exact where this was going.

@@bko7492 it's the saw dance from the first movie...just in case nobody knew🤣

Facts

same

bruh

Neither did I but it looks like I didn't miss much.

Same here, no announcements, no ad, nothing It's like they're aware that the film will suck asscheeks

Looks like Texas Chainsaw Massacre was a......Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Get it!? Ok I'm logging off.

@RunningOnEmpty exactly, Leatherface was always just a tool his family used to protect themselves, he was always just the guard dog of the family. Now they want to make him into Michael Myers 🙄

Chainsaws don't weight 70lbs..LOL Average weight of one is about 10 to 15lbs. But yes I agree about it starting. Also that thing never runs out of fuel and it runs soooo quite.

He is actually stronger 8n his 70s than he was in hisn 20s. Original Leatherface could be hurt, reacted to it, and could be outsmarted. This one isn't even human.

@@raymondlaspina7870 Well there have been old people that are still agile as hell sooooooooooo................

@@СамоубийствоМышь my point still stands

Hi. Did you get any idea why THE FUCK did that stupid driver stop the bus opened the door and got off? They show absolutely no valid reason for it I'm sure.

@@arcotroll8530 The whole third act is a hot mess. Like, I would’ve been driving on the rims. Why the hell get out?!

@@augierivera3290 Yeah, there isn't a single frame explaining why he stopped. How can they be so inept?

Yeah is weird how people think the original is a true story. Yeah it’s based off Ed Gein…. but there was no dude in Texas who killed people with a chainsaw. Kinda like Blair witch just tricked people into thinking it’s a true story. The true part was just a killer who kept human body parts as tokens from his kills and wore their skin as a mask. Same dude buffalo bill in Silence of the Lambs is based off.

@@arcotroll8530 you hear the chainsaw a little after the cam pans to leather face in the alley when the bus just starts to move. He prob got a tire. That was light though. How the hell did that lady get up after being gutted by a chainsaw, lifted up in the air on the chainsaw, get tossed 20 ft and still be able to let off two shots 10 mins later………… oh and be able to talk and out a shell in the shotgun Lls

> worst movie of 2020 Bruce Willis be like: pfft. Amateurs.

Its February.....

Lots of time for more stinkers!

Nahhh it’s not that bad

I'll probably wait and see before maybe adding it as a candidate for worst film of the year. But it's definitely very bad. It's a giant turd

Yeah, but that was so unexpected, like he did all that in 4s, I blinked and looked at my phone and he was hailimg the head

Yeah this movie rocked. Loved watching the ‘dumb millenial’ caricatures get slaughtered. I think the people hating it just weren’t in on the joke

this dumb movie existed

That was the best part of the movie. Her and Dante were absolutely insufferable

@@CheesyNoodlez Dante's death and that black girl's one were the best imo, I found them obnoxious and hateful as hell,both were trashy af

Can’t write a good story so pander to the lowest common denominator

Just such a bad decision, majority of horror fans aren't right wing yet this entire movie just felt like right propaganda.

@@jessebrown1996 i don't see any propaganda. This movie was ridiculous on multiple levels and i don't see any politics involved within it.

@@StoneColdElvisCat316 yeah there’s no politics. Canceling is ANY side of the political sphere

Horror movies are the best example of studio suits pushing something for the sake of money.

True, but horror movies now always have bad remakes

Part of the issue I think also has to do with how most people on average don't seem to care about consistently holding horror films to high standards. For some, as long as there are jump scares, it's good enough for them.

@@nickrivas6429 You think they making movies for free not even Charlie Chaplins movies were free 😂

@@EvilDemon69 Yes movies are made to make money smartass. However movies are also entertainment and an artform. Certain Horror movies are made to be a one and done story. But studio exces have always pushed squeals to them just to milk it. It's no different to how companies like EA and Activision over monetize videos games. This just ends up ruining horror movie franchises and we end up with worse and worse quality writing and acting. If you truly wanna make money, make a good horror movie and if a franchise is gonna be made then do it in a clever manner.

Agreed

Even when Angry Joe hates something, he still finds a way to overrate it! lol

They should have driven away plus they wasted the character sally

@@Redmist-se7ld I think her character was almost redeemed after getting fucking annihilated and then still coming back to save the girl and toss her the shotgun. Everything else she did was so ducking dumb tho

😂😂😂

I doubt auto pilot would even work in that area.

Smart man

Duh why else do slasher movies get made?

@@dmon3331 people are so dumbed down with their Netflix and shit, they watch Red Notice and say "yeah, great movie, had so much fun" and then they watch TCM and say "boooh ahaha what a dumb movie"😒

Yeah I got to the bus scene, then I had to bail 🤣 the bad acting was just to muchh

Well these people are "woke", and their bodies get "broke"... with a chainsaw.

None of that makes the movie any good. It's still a dumpster fire of a movie

@@raymondlaspina7870 Nah its really not. Its intentionally stupid because its not trying to be some really complex social commentary. It's actually mocking that by making the characters obvious assholes that think they're the moral authority but then showing how little leatherface cares by just having him brutalise them. It's more faithful to the original movie than any of the remakes or remasters that have come out over the past 20 years. At least this one doesn't try to be really complex or deep, it just sets a decent backdrop with extremely obnoxious characters then has leatherface massacre them in creative and extremely entertaining ways. As someone old enough to remember back when the slasher genre started let me tell you they were all always intentionally dumb. The characters were very rarely likeable and the stories were never considered genius level writing. No one cared back then, you went to slashers to see people get slashed. No dumbass agenda, no stupid social commentary, just good gory fun. This movie has that in spades.

@@petervenkman9838 Well said 👍🤘

@@raymondlaspina7870 Nope it was great fun and you seriously underestimate how fun it was to watch the millennials get toasted!!!

Would "have". Or do you also say "I of a surprise for you" ?

@@TomLehockySVK 🤓

I honestly think it was intended. The characters are unlikeable and the kills are over the top. He literally throws a hammer like Thor as well as his chainsaw.

I loved this movie idk wat these people are thinking

@@bransonbenson9520 That they know what a good movie is and you don't?

I think its the idea that you have to lacking a "big" dick to be good with a firearm. Ive run into many anti gun people and thats the go too insult when they find out you can shoot a gun.

I was rooting for leatherface in the first 5 mins when they were harassing a man for his 2A rights. I find it ironic (may be the point in the movie idk) that she USES A GUN to protect herself. Only like 99% of gun owners in America.

@@destrocrimson Yep. Pretty much bodyshaming anyone who carries a gun for protection. "MuSt HaVE a SmaaLL dICk)

@@destrocrimson eh fuck em I went to a few protect the second protests gun people are fucking awesome. Pick a guy say hey I like your gun then get sold on the gun fuck yea :p anti gun people are sticks In the mud

@@S1D3W1ND3R015 I really dont know the way the movie flips back and forth. The bro your going to get cancelled thing was such an chance to say f u to those types by having leatherface kill them all right then and there

I agree Leatherface is just a human being not muscular Michael myers

agreed, too Jason like.

not only that he is supposed to be a very old man....

That’s him in all of them

Dont forget he also drowned, yet caught up to the car in the end. Not to mention his super strength.

The difference is, the OG TCM and SR's Spiderman are GOOD. Not perfect and certainly not without kookiness. But still GOOD. This is shit, even if it did end up being a one off slasher it's still BAD.

@@JeffreyColey honestly, I'm more forgiving of failure than a lack of originality; I'd rather a movie be bad than be a copy-paste of every other movie. But this movie is somehow both.

It is also bullet proof haha

And after being in a wall for 30 years

It’s a hybrid. What with climate change and all.

it's a black & decker what do you expect?

@@jmedrano704 yes it was..

All are lol

@@aFlyMothaLova amen to that

says the literal "nazi stormtroper" and all around nice incel guy

@raidermaxx23 Cringe, you obviously don't even know what incel means, but you wouldn't be a stereotypical sjw if you wouldn't start an argument without using the words "Nazi, sexist, racist, incel, homophobe, transphobe" 😂 What a cliche lmao

@@x_VALTIEL_x Ok so you believe that there is no systemic racism in our justice system? And that police are not overly violent towards minorities? You talk a big game, so prove it. LMAO

Facts! Sjw nazis hate America

Then she uses a gun to protect herself. Only like 99% of gun owners in America yet she harassed a man in the beginning.

Bro it’s a movie lmao they really got you that triggered

@@dislikebutton2837 Didn't know I wasn't allowed to give my opinion on a video giving opinions. My bad dude.

@@S1D3W1ND3R015 dam sounding real liberal to me

@Reactance I said it was dumb? I get what you're saying but I'm not 1 of them people. I've never pre ordered a game and never will... I have netflix for the kids so I wouldn't say I bought texas chainsaw. It's not a good movie, its dumb but I still enjoyed it because I made it to the credits unlike alot of other films on Netflix.

And the mayor is a super woke Californian that wants to turn a texan town into a bum city, giving away free crack and crack pipes from the secret governament crack supply they import by smuggling Mexican children.

@@kato093 You watch too much Fox news buddy.

@@1997lordofdoom i don't watch fox news buddy. That is what CNN told you that fox news says, because CNN and MSNBS don't talk about news, they talk about how fox and trump, both bad. DEA: " most illegal drugs enter via mexico". Border patrol "drug smuggling surges and cartels are concentrating on sending meth, heroin and fentanyl from Mexico to US". Biden and US officials "smuggle hundreds of thousands of illegal Mexicans across the entire US using planes and buses. Decide to give away drug kits with crack pipes and needles"... Mmmmmm.....i Wonder if those are connected....mmm...it's not like the US has ever supplied crack to the blacks...it's not like the us smuggled cocaine from Columbia and Mexico with El Chapo and Pablo escobar...it's not like the US smuggled a fuckton of opium and heroine from Afghanistan.... The biggest druglord in the world is the US governament buddy

wow this oddly specific.. This a fantasy of your for awhile??

Same bro, same.

I agree

Yes esp this movie is clearly about a Killer who massacres a bunch of SJW...

Idid buy it on VHS

Movie was extremely boring.

Man I can’t wait to NOT watch this movie again wtf

@@summerforever6736 😄

Honestly there's no way the people that wrote this movie were actually trying to push a left wing agenda. They definitely wrote them like that so that the audience could have some cathartic feeling when they were killed off. This movie was hilariously bad but I really enjoyed watching all the annoying people get killed

@@samymasaal208 I have not watched the movie, but I don't care what the intent was. I don't even want to see woke crap mocked in a movie. I don't want movies to be political at all. I just want to watch a regular, and serious horror movie without cringing.

@@chiliflis8660 fair enough

Keep dreaming.... unfortunately they were 1000% serious.

You know everybody tried to use this with that woke sex and the city reboot and I'll tell you the same thing I told them you know damn well that creators are sjws 🤣😭

@@retronerds6884 I doubt it. That bus scene was clearly meant to make fun of people like that.

Even if that's the case, take in consideration that Texas Chainsaw Massacre comes from a real story, wich is even worst than what you see in the OG movies. The simple fact that the leather face got popular gives me the chill when I think that people were actually killed by a monster. I can get by the slashers, Jason, Freddy Krugger, Michael Myers been the "cool" killer, kimda like the last Haloween did, where you WANT to see him kill people. Difference is, Myers doesnt exist, or st least isnt 100% based on a real life event where kids got torture and skinned so that this fucking evil of a thing could do masks and furnitures out of it.

@@TheJegame Who is leatherface based on? I thought he was based on Ed Geen.

Sane thing could be said with halloween kills a horrible movie with no character development and dont forget " eViL dIEs tOnIgTh"

Credit to her she didn't wanna say that stupid line but the director made her. She knew it was a cringe line.

@@dmon3331 Did she comment on it?