My friend named his Medigun "Captain Crunch's Crunchling Adventure", so anytime he pockets me, he refuses to uber me unless I directly say "Crunchatize me Captain!" over mic.
Password 123456 Hold on, are you trying to tell me you still use a shitty meme from like 2010? And no, i'm not. I'm simply pointing out that I liked how the title said "Ask Nicely for Kritz", while in the video he actually did NOT ask nicely, and instead screamed at the top of his lungs for Kritz. That was amusing to me.
They are both insane, that's why they are such good friends. They even put off telling people that they made up with each other after having an argument for over a year just because they couldn't think of a funny bit to present their reconciliation to their audiences with.
Imagine that you're playing TF2, when all of a sudden you turn a corner and a Soldier is there. And then he *_SCREAMS._* Like he's in a _real warzone,_ fearing for his life. All the while, his playermodel remains stony-faced and serious, firing crockets with trained, military precision, in stark contrast to the sound blasting from the exclamation point above his head. This soldier has _never_ used his mic before, and after the sudden eardrum-rupturing scream, he's silent. I don't know why, but that scenario is just hilarious to me. If ster_ had used his mic, that'd be a ChoZo-level moment right there.
I heard on a stream he did with Jerma where they watched some old videos together that he hasn’t been paid by RU-vid in like, two months at the time. That was prolly a year ago now.
@@SonofTiamat ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-heDiLt6gJGw.html I haven't the slightest clue what the timestamp is, but it was in this stream
0:44 this exchange has been my only thought for the past SIX years. i dont know why this video is so good. i could quote the whole thing. thank you jeremy and steve
toy kit™ worst part of this whole thing I don't know if you realized.. thats not a pirate song, thats like an american marching band song . It has nothing to do with pirates!! xD
+Sergmanny Rolic a female did. She liked me, I didn't like her. He liked her. It was messy, he would insult me behind my back and do all this underhanded stuff and it culminated in me cutting them both off.
To this day, I still love seeing that second round of kritz. Star screams, gets 4 kills and a sentry, scares off the engie, splashes a couple other people for the team to handle, shotguns a pyro, and wins the round. Great gameplay, followed up with Jerma complimenting him for it all in a sincere manner.
i guess valve thought the old model was too boring because it looks almost like the stock rocket launcher and changed it. (i am not *100%* positive about this.)
This is without a doubt my favorite Star_ video, and I love coming back to it. The comedic timing of everything in here is fantastic, and the concept is absolutely hilarious. I love his Basically videos, and i wish those more than anything had still kept going, but this is just one that I can always go back to and enjoy.
STAR_ , you know how when you make a video people tend to go "oh that's cool" and then jump into a game and try to mimic it? I like to play medic a lot, and I really, really, really hope to dear sweet Gaben almighty that you didn't just unleash a hoard of Banshee Soldiers into the community
"Heeeey everybody, Jerma here, playin some Team Fortress-" Jerma’s intro was interrupted by a loud quacking burble that came from in his headphones and right beside him. He sighed, faking exasperation. “Every fucking video, Star, I swear to god…” For the first time, Jerma and Star had decided to record a video together in the same room, at Jerma’s house. Jerma was quite nervous. He and Star had met in person many times in the past, but not at one of their houses. He knew they were just friends, but secretly, perhaps even to himself, Jerma had wanted to be more than friends. "Hehe, I knew you were a shpee" giggled Jerma as a heavy exploded into a thousand bloody chunks on his screen. The round ended quite quickly, as they had joined half-way through. "Alright." said Star, as the payload toppled into the pit, and the losing jingle was played. "This round, if I don’t topscore, I’ll… uh… do something." "I’ll switch to the other team. If I don’t topscore, I owe you some new fuckin curtains, okay? And if you don’t topscore, you owe me curtains." "It’s a bet." Jerma took a few deep breaths and turned up the in-game sound, mentally locking himself into ‘Try-hard Jerma mode.’ He was gonna get those fuckin curtains. Although in reality, Jerma knew he wanted something else. They played for about thirty minutes, and it became clear that Star was clearly ahead. "Motherfucker!" yelled Jerma, as Star backstabbed him for the third time. "Hey Jerma?" "Yes Star?" replied Jerma, his heart fluttering for a second. "Dont say swears, Jerma." He couldn’t help but feel a little disappointed. He replied to the banter, but his heart wasn’t in it. “Just you wait, the curtains are mine. Purple ones, with gold tassles.” The Round ended, and inevitably Star was top of the charts. They stopped recording and went to the kitchen, where Jerma unboxed some pizza. They chatted on and off about the newest update, computer specs, PAX East and other things of no importance, but eventually the room fell into an awkward silence, punctuated only by bites of pizza. It was getting late, and Star mentioned that he should get going. Jerma began to panic in his mind, trying to figure out whether he should make a move or not. Eventually, Star pulled on his jacket and headed for the door. "Star?" said Jerma, hastily, his nervousness garbling his words slightly. "Yeah?" "I owe you some curtains." Star laughed, and while he did, Jerma leaned in and kissed him, expecting Star to pull away and say something along the lines of “What the fuck, man?” To his surprise, Star leaned into the kiss, aggressively pressing against his lips. Eventually they broke away. Jerma tried to say something, but he was speechless with happiness. "Now we’re even on the curtains." said Star, a grin spreading across his face as he pushed open the door and stepped into the night, leaving Jerma still at a loss for words on his doorstep. Repost or Ster_ will steal ur curtains
I got a strange min wear high rollers rocket launcher and named it "Mr Greenz Big Ol' Time" as a reference to an obscure jerma stream where he played a snes casino simulator while doing a fat guy voice Worth it
Holy shit, after 2 years of coming back to this, I just realized the super slow mo Jerma "oooooOOOOOH" sound that plays when Star_ does a lot of damage.
help me now This thread is outdated, but there are millions (40m, if I remember correctly) of accounts with TF2 registered, and 70k (correct me if I'm wrong with citation) daily players
All Sterma jokes aside, everytime I hear Jerma and STAR_ attempt to work together, I'm constantly reminded of an elderly married couple bickering in the car.
It doesn't matter how many times I watch this, it never gets old. It's like I always comeback to this one video, and I don't really get why, but I do. Man it's been more than 2 years now. Probably the best Sterma video. P.S: Star's neighbors are so lucky.
Here's a question for all the people coming here after the ster 2 video. Have you ever actually heard Jerma scream? I don't mean, like, when he gets scared. I mean like ster does in this video. I mean, have you ever heard Jerma fucking scream? I don't think we have.
