TF2: Being a Total D#%*wad on 2Fort [Live Dumbness] 

Ah, June 2013, a time when the Stickiejumper still held more than 2 stickies.

This video is years old and I still want to know where those tele entrances were

"Snipins' a good job mate!" ~Sniper One "Snipins' a good job mate!" ~Sniper Two "Snipins' a good job mate!" ~Sniper Three

4:34 My new hitsound.

Jerma came to troll 2fort, but what he didn't know was that 2fort was there to troll him.

Ah, yes, the good old times where you cold go absolutely completely fucking insane with the Sticky Jumper. You simply don't feel the same thrill you used to once you realized you've been limited to 2 stickies at a time.

where can i buy a professional killstreak *_fucking_* businessman

What do Valve and the Sticky Jumper have in common? They can't count to 3.

sniper's a good job mate sniper's a good job mate sniper's a good job mate

"Good evening my name is Jerma, I suck so bad" - Jerma985

6:28 I was expecting the sentry to still be there.

I did the Spy - Friendly Sniper trolling earlier today. Not only did another Spy join me in the trolling, but we successfully got a Sniper on the other team to call out our sole Sniper for 'cheating because there's two of him with one of them not moving'. Everyone had a good laugh at him when our Sniper revealed he was being trolled hardcore by two Spies.

6:10 - in my early days playing TF2 when I enjoyed defending on 2fort, I sometimes built a teleporter exit near the position of these two (tried to hide it though) with an entrance located right next to my sentry nest in the intel room. Should I get overpowered by somebody who would breach my intel defenses and destroy my sentry, I would use the teleporter before he could kill me and set up a secondary base upstairs to close him in with a newly built sentry gun before he could make his escape from our base. It wasn't a completely reliable strategy, but when it worked, it was very satisfying. Also, having a teleporter anywhere upstairs (especially near the stairs leading to the intel room) is a great way to detect Spies incoming to intel, because they can't resist sapping them. And let's face it - teleporters on 2fort don't have much more practical use than that.

He didn't destroy the sentry.

I've managed to get a sentry into the enemy intel room. Good times.

I wish they would allow you to pick up your OWN intel and ta-... nevermind, trolls exist.

"Professional FUCKING buisnessman!" Irony.

Remember when everyone's sniper was named "The Good News"?

mum how do U play teme frortresh 2? snipin`s a good job m8 *voice deeper* snipin`s a good job m8 *even deeper* snipin`s a good job m8

4:34 Somebody PLEASE make this a hitsound in-game.I beg you guys,that giggle is...DAMN!

5:27 "I can't see" As he's looking at someone called "Ow my eyes" XD

It's fucking weird seeing the old sticky jumper.

snipa's a good job mate snipa's a good job mate snipa's a good job mate

The teleporters were for when someone captured the intel they would have a quick way back to base safely

Definetely the best way to rank up a Strange Dead Ringer...

I love the opening sequence. Damn Jerma makin my day and all...

Legend says, no one ever found that teleporter.

I think this might be Jerma's funniest video yet. I just wish his videos were longer than six minutes!

2:50 sentry in our intel? Every... damn... time...

When I play 2fort, there is often a sentry in our own intel. What doesn't make sense is that not even our scouts and spies can even step foot in the enemy intel room, yet an engineer can get into our's and build a sentry.

I've done that, a kid raged at me so hard in the chat it's not even funny.

1:48 I love how he's so smug, acting super confident, and then dead.

2:56 its not very hard to do, no one plays the objective or pays attention.

This was my first Jerma vid. And I still love it now. You have all my subs.

4:34 I know this video is old but some one needs to hitsound that and send it to me

Jerma's Demoman loadout: • Grenade Launcher • Stickybomb Long-mc'dauncher • Half-Zataichi • The Unusual Sguns • The Datsma Patch • The Smoomer Smides

"That was so stupid, I think it just gave me diareeah." Jerma 2013

OH GOD that elmo laugh at 4:35 kills me every time!

"That was so stupid, I think it gave me diarrea." -Jerma 2013. Also press 7.

Wait? 8 stickies with the sticky jumper, I do not remember that.

I did the spy bit and it was that fun xD

Took me 7 years to realize the first skit is about the perfect timing where the intelligence reset to the desk on the point...

Hey... I dont remember the days that you could place 8 stickies with the sticky jumper.....

6:44 "The unusual gun". He predicted the future!

I miss Jerma 💔😭

3:48 “Good evening, my name is Jerma- I suck so bad.”

Placing your sentry in enemy's intel room: Spygineer. >:D

i like watching jerma have fun

How to truly be a dickwad: Step 1: Demoman Step 2: Ullapool Caber Step 3: Sticky Jumper Step 4: Base Jumper Step 5: Keep flying to enemy battlements and back and try not to die.

Jerma,the teleporters were escape route for the engineers camping in the sewers.Its like this,the engineers camp there when shit hits the fan they carry either the dispenser or sentry and step on teleporter and defend at the base.

Good evening my name is Jerma and I suck so bad. That about sums it up...lol

1:49 Sniper wasnt even aiming for the head. What a noob. And the worst part of all of this? We will never know where those teleporter entrances were...

1:47 i laughed just about as hard as he did xDDD

I did the spy thing on 2Fort for about 25 minutes before anyone on the other team caught on. All talk was on so I could hear the confusion among the other team's snipers about how they weren't getting any dominations. Thank you for the idea! It was the most fun I had on 2Fort in a while. I suppose it could also be an effective thing to do on Hightower in it's designated sniper perches.

He really called it “Live Dumbness”

I do believe this was the first jerma video I ever watched

it's 2021 and I'm still wondering where the entrance teleporters of those 2 engies are

I nearly forgot the sticky jumper used to be able to use more than 2 at a time.

Skial's 2fort server is a great place to screw around. Just a note: If you capture the intel, you are taking yourself way too seriously.

5:24 "I can't see." How convenient that the person that's blocking your vision is named "Ow my eye!"

Can I please have the "HEHE" laugh by Jerma at 4:34 as my hitsound? Thank you!

"8, 6, 7, 8. There we go."

So wait...you troll as a Spy by using dead ringer as a blue team sniper...so when you die you look like a sniper... How does that affect the red team?

4:34 Jerma you make the best noise ever

that was hilarious ! :D

1:46 jerma985: "you thought you kill me" *get headshot twice by two snipers* me: "omg XD"

You know, the two years I have played this game, I never knew you could spy as the same team O_O someone teach me, pls!! I need to do this

Team at 3:05 : 2 scouts, 4 soldiers, 2 engies, 2 medics, 2 shpees. Surprised about the medics and the lack of snipers. Not surprised about the lack of Pyros and Heavies.

I live in Singapore, and for some reason, there's a sickening amount of ctf_2fort maps, (compared to all the other ctf maps) can't find a good ctf server with decent ping, except for all the 2fort ones :/

I was a dickwad once. I was playing Spy on 2Fort with The Dead Ringer. There was two demomen that couldn't kill me. Because either I used the Dead Ringer and went back to spawn, or I killed them with my revolver. They sweared at me through voice chat, but I didn't stop. They got so annoyed they joined my team.

I still want to know where the entrances were...

Dude. Voice actors are people I have a lot of respect for, they make a game come alive. Congratz on being in a game, and that little part at the beggining, so many things that could be used in, don't you think? Best wishes.

Today I got my first bakestabe

Legends says He is still Seaking for the teleportere entrance

I'm pretty sure I've played with that same Engineer on 2Fort. You know, the one who builds a sentry in the enemy team's intel. I don't like him. And not because he has a brony name. In fact, I don't mind them, as long as they don't get mad at you if you don't like the show. No, it's because that guy is a jerk on 2Fort. You know, he's a jerk on every map.

the teleporter entrance where in the 2nd spawn room on the right side is a common placement for engineers defending in case they die so they dont have to walk through the balcony and get sniped.

2020 anyone?

I always disguise as a Heavy, the spies' hitbox remains the same when he's disguised. So the heads aren't in the same place. Snipers will see a heavy sitting and keep shooting his head but hitting nothing and often get very angry, been called a hacker a bunch of times because of it and it's great.

SIR PINK OF PIE! That man is a genius!

You know I never ever noticed that the Demo cleans his blade every time he taunt kills until watching this video. Lilke I just never noticed his hand there.

hi im a shpee yess i did it DAED

Legend says the entrances were never found. But we're still looking for them

What to do in PooFort: - Use Scottish Resistance to block one of those narrow hallways and then we play "I dare you come through that"-game - Stickytrap the whole intel room and wait for "enemy´s captured our intelligence" and then press mouse2. - Amby, Spycicle, CnD - Spy. Creep to enemy base, headshot those snipers, spam voice commands. - Use Frontier Justice, build Lvl3 Sentry move it to different places after couple of kills get loads of revenge crits. - PyroShark with Neon Annihilator

What's better is when you do this exact same thing - disguising as a friendly sniper on your battlements, and dodging and weaving like you're trying to snipe the enemy snipers. I often get them focused on me so my teammates can snipe them. While they're busy shooting (and often missing) the basically un-killable spy, my teammates are blasting their heads off.

4:34 it's the cutest hehe ive ever heard in my life XD

In a few hours this will be 5 years old.

This was my first Jerma vid back in the day.

I FAK-IF I FUCKING FORGET ABOUT THIS SENTRY AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD Im fucking dying of laughter

1:48 Jerma Laugh's special appereance!

3:02 you gotta me shittin' me.

I like standing in that doorway where Jerma was saying why u don't walk in a straight line in that balcony, and watch people get wrecked from snipers lol

1:48 sums up 2fort perfectly.

2:43 Jerma: How did they get this down here? Me: It's 2Fort, it always happens.

4:34. Best giggle ever.

5:58 well jerma, I don't know about those teles, but on the rare occasion that I engineer on 2fort, I'd put a teleporter coming from the second spawn so I don't have to walk across the battlements to get to the hayroom. Yeah, I'm like 95% certain that's where the entrances were.

3:49 was too funny "Good evening my name is Jerm...I SUCK, so bad" It's not true!

Almost died of laughter 5 times in this video,that's how you gain a new subscriber!

The after metal update: Go in deathringer and do what jerma was doing but hope they don't headshot you

if only you could put more than 2 sickies down with that launcher now... stupid valve

4:40 is my TF2 life in a nutshell. 300 hours of prophunt has made me prioritize cool spots over playing. >_>