TF2: Common Sight - A 2Fort Documentary 

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You forgot one: the Pyroshark. Constantly in the sewers with the neon annihilator, electrocuting any enemy who dares enter his territory.

Krom you forgot something: That one heavy and vaccinator medic dominating every single bot in 2fort

t pose could be the funniest and the creepiest thing you would ever see in tf2

This is the best TF2 map documentary I have ever seen, I don’t get why the algorithm is so cruel

uncommon sights: Fatscouts, Bison soldiers, Bat scout Swarm, Lazyneers, Scottish Intelroom camper, Pyrosharks

5:03 "Luckily people aren't stupid" People: *kick the wrong person even though the bot didn't steal the profile picture and even that isn't an issue*

Farewell my legend rest well you shall be cherished in the tf2 community

My favorite form of hyper aggressive Engineer is to build a nest in the enemy intel.

And then there’s the “I’m doing a contract can the game please end...” guy who is going trough hell trying to get it trough the people in the server that he trying to do a contract but fails because people only care about death matching for as long as possible with as few breaks as possible these guys are also found on maps that tend to not end like other ctf maps and Hightower

2:17 HES TOO CUTE I CANT HANDLE IT

is like when you are in biology class and the teacher brings up a tape of a documentary of a some animal

Turtle Engie-they. can’t take the intel if they can’t reach it Aggressive Engie-THEY CANT TAKE THE INTEL IF THEIR DEAD

You forgot the "enemy intelligence protectors" engineers. They are building sentries in enemy flag room and "defending" it from being overrun by enemy team. Its a part of ninjaneering, and i am one of them. Its pretty funny by the way

You missed the Sewer Engineer, the guy who builds a sentry nest in the least important section of the map and yet somehow manages to make every player in the server make it their lifes goal to kill them.

It's funny how each tryhard uses the exact same argument every single time

As a rage friendly, the feeling of be-friending a hoovy and watching him die, over and over again truly enrages me, and causes something inside my pea-brain sized head to switch to this un-satiable need for bloodlust against the pursuer- inevitably causing the player who killed said hoovy friend to leave the game in a rage quit. How fun.

7:20 *Levels up sentry to level 3 at spawn, * PACKIN' UP * Deploys sentry on the sniper boardwalk * Wrangler

"aimbots give them 100% accuracy" me: crouches a millisecond after the bullet is shot bullet: *ight, imma head out*

I really enjoyed this video krom, you have a good sense for this. Keep it up.

2FORT is the heart of TF2... TF2-wise, you find every kind of player possible here to the game

Yeah, this pretty much sums it up.

This will be a fine addition to my master piece playlist

"A votekick is usually initiated within five minutes of the hacker joining." Me in a server with one bot on the enemy team.

I remember this one time when it was recently after Rick May's death (RIP) and the entire server went friendly soldier and we all taunted on the top of the bridge of 2fort and honoured him in chat. It was a happy day in the sadness after his death

Thanks you for reminding me of the brief "Rage Friendly" phase I went through.

Remember everyone: you mustn't kill t-posers because it's so freaking hard to make it work on 2fort

I think the one thing everyone knows about 2fort(mainly every ctf map though) is that there’s always engineers either near the entrance of the intel room or sat on the intel

"The primary directive" I like how Engies are being described in a way that lends to them being a Borg hivemind, because this is how Engies tend to act when there's 3 or more of them in 2fort.

I love how it simply ends with T poses, there's no need to say anything about these terrifying creatures

As soon as I heard "2Fort" I instantly knew that this video was gonna be great

i can honestly understand the rage friendlies. in my 2fort experience i take more of a "im only shooting if you're shooting" stance, or i start looking out for a specific person if they start repeatedly killing multiple friendlies (which is usually their biggest mistake because i play uncletopia-level battle engineer)

This was a blast to watch, Krom! Had me laughing and smiling the entire time! Great job man!

France: We surrender! Axis Germany: 14:31

Do one on high tower since people play it a lot and there’s many different people I see there, it would be very interesting.

You forgot to mention at the spycrab that one of the dance taunts (Mannrobics) has another reference to spycrabs. Explanation below if you want to read it. Every class has an animation when starting the dance. The spy at the end of this animation mimics crab claws with his hands.

This is really amazing, I hope it starts getting recommended to people more

I was expecting some documentary rant or listing everything about this map and it's players. *BUT THIS IS 100X BETTER*

This is a bit old now but this is definitely one of the best tf2 videos I’ve ever seen it has nice visuals and a perfect balance between comedy and seriousness

I would just like to add a single personality, the "Protectors" They protect friendlies with a PASSION, usually as pyro or heavy, they will mercilessly kill ANYONE that intentionally hurts or kills a friendly. They do ignore accidental damage, like stray shotgun pellets. I'm just gonna say, the few I've met are just either newbies with the community, enjoying the game, or absolute GODS amongst men

Criminally underrated.

I feel like I fall between the friendly, and rage friendly when I am the hoovy. I prefer to carry around the steak sandvich, incase I am attacked, I have a way to grant myself the moderate ability to defend myself without using my gun.

Great videos I loved to talk with you in direct an I appreciate that you thought of me as a human being. You treated me better than my family.

Thank heavens I've been recommended something good for once

I'm so glad that this video was in my recommended

Absolute high quality! my eyes have been blessed. I love how elaborate it is and although the animation is not harry101uk level you're definitely up there.

I understand where the Tryhard is coming from. When you're on a Valve server, your only goal should be actually playing the game. If you want to goof off, do nothing in particular, or farm achievements, there are community servers for that. Any veteran Friendly will tell you to go to 24/7 servers in particular for a looser environment. Don't be a sensitive chode in the chat just because someone else actually wants to play the game. That being said, I still personally try to avoid killing friendlies unless they're dumbasses that walk into a fight expecting everyone to magically know they're friendly, then go into a salty rage when people keep killing them.

I prefer to label myself somewhat of a "Postal dude" player, as I choose, rather chaotically, whether or not I want to be friendly with players, and generally shoot everything I see that moves from the enemy team. Same way I play Postal 2 on Insane-o, or the way you literally have to play on Impossible or Postal.

11:25 some of them are also people who just want do do contract to cap intel on 2fort

You forgot the parasites, the Engie and their team who will invade by placing a tele either somewhere inside the enemy base(sometimes including intel for the memes) or the sewers and basically help their team invade, they are different from the aggressive engies, since they won’t try to progress from wherever they are, and are very subtle to the point where they trying to go undetected while doing the invasion to increase the effectiveness.

Pretty sad you didn’t talk about the engineers that set up in the enemy teams tunnel.

Funniest thing about 11:02, is that on my most recent game of 2Fort, there was a Tryhard pub-stompting Pyro with 500 points (the 2nd highest scoring player had 250), who abused the Scorchshot with a Kritzkrieg pocket medic who had these exact same cosmetics!

Great vid man feel free to make more videos whenever you want because I'm fine waiting

I devoted myself to the Turtle Style of Engineer to prevent cappers ruining the fun of the server.

4:35 Thats more of a separate hack then a thing with aimbot, but aimbot does allow you to shoot through walls.

Great vid dig the concepts in each clip, great timing on segments. I look forward to your next one.

oh my god the editing is phenomenal i loved this you've gotten yourself a new sub, my friend

I’m a rage friendly, I am proud, I call my self “the guard” When I kill a try hard, I chat bind: Hey bud, nice kneecaps! I’ll borrow them for some time, next time don’t hurt a friendly.

i remember one time where both teams went in blu intel room and everyone was engi and build sentries without ammo dispensers and teleporters, great fun

Then I'm a ultra-mega agressive engineer, I set up in the enemies Intel room and it's hilarious ever time

2fort truly is a land of bizarre phenomenons.

“Have you ever feared death?” Caber users:

You aren't a true friendly until you get killed by a tryhard and feel no anger whatsoever.

Im the Friendly engineer who trolls and puts teleporters in there intel and keep coming back

So you've never encountered a panic attack pyro before? thank god

Man this is an amazing video, great editing, hilarious jokes, just charming overall, I would watch this to the end of the world

This is one of the most entertaining and underrated videos I've seen in a while Keep it up!

9:07 it’s just a 9 edited in THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN

As a Pyro you can use air blast to knock a Demoknight away.

I love watching stuff like this when I can't play. Thanks for a good story

"Some normal, some not. Some hacking, some bots!" Felt it fit.

I am guilty of being a scorch shot pyro. Well played, good sir.

I've been many of these at some point in my TF2 career. Yes, if you stick with the game long enough, you eventually get bored of the same old defense loop and try other maps and modes, and find out how much more interesting the game gets when you leave 2fort. But I still have fond memories of learning on 2fort, with people's patience when I asked in my squeaker voice "How did you get on your dispenser?" I was the free to play sniper once, ironically before the game went free to play. I picked sniper because I knew my reaction time was crap and thought maybe that would fix it. Didn't know about mouse acceleration so I found aiming frustrating. Then I played engineer instead, turtling the intel for a little while before realizing I was bored out of my skull and moving to the hayroom. Then I moved across to the straight stairwell, with the dispenser behind the wall so that it would feed me metal without getting damaged by splash. Then I moved it down into the sink room because I realized my dispensers and sentries were for helping teammates instead of defending the objective. Then I tried to move it across the bridge. Then I tried playing spy and failed miserably. Then I tried playing sniper again and still sucked at that. I think after that I started branching out to other maps and playstyles, eventually settling on really loving medic. I find 2fort boring now, but I'll always have fond memories of it. It really is like TF2's tutorial map. Sure, it's flawed and encourages boring, hyper-defensive play, but let's get something straight here: I don't think I would survive any of the other maps as well as I survived 2fort. The narrow halls allowed me, someone who couldn't aim and still had mouse acceleration on, to land shots. The defensive design of the map allowed me to deal with opponents 1 on 1 as they came instead of running into giant confusing battles and dying instantly. The casual nature of the game, especially before it went free to play, really let me feel like I was under no pressure to hurry up. I was allowed to learn to fight and play at my own pace. Now tell me, everyone who finds 2fort boring, don't you find the tutorial of a game you know well to be boring most of the time?

I rewatched this video like 5 times it’s just too good!

Fantastic video. Best one on the subject of 2fort imo

Petition to call boxtrot spies ‘hermit spycrabs’

“if you want to be friendly, go to a community server.” Me, who’s literally always on the Skial 2fort:

Whenever me and my friends play 2Fort, we always play really memey ways. Sometimes we'll dress up like f2p's and run at the enemy with nothing but the stock baseball bat. Other times, I'll try to see how many kills I can get using only the bison. It's fun to see if anyone joins in on the shenanigans.

17:57 Pretty sure that was me because I stood in that exact spot as a t-posing heavy and a scout ran up and stopped dead in his tracks right in front of me lol

RU-vid: Common Sight First bullet point: Loud = FUNNY!!!

Dude this is amazing why RU-vid why does this not have more views.

This video is amazing, why the hell was it recommended to me just now?

11:42 those are the best kinds of people on 2fort

I've been watching this on repeat in 2024 despite this video being 3 years old. It's so dead-on in what goes on in 2fort, and the types of players you'll encounter. I personally love the aggressive engineer one because my favorite strat on 2fort is sneaking into the enemy's intel room as engineer to build a nest and force the enemy to fight in their own base.

Ah yes. To be turtle engineer inside intel, In the background you hear 4 snipers battling each other. Life is good

This video was really funny, and the animations were really cool

this is really well made and deserves more views

why is this so well made

Best TF2 documentary I've watched.

8:17 Today me, The noob will tell how to escape spawncamp for f2p players Step 1 : hope for an dead ringer Step 2 hold dead ringer soo you dont die Step 3 while cloaked run Step 4 get rid of spawbcampers And viola you now know how to escape spawn camp

Its sad that you don’t get more attention, you are really good at making vids

Worst part of being a 2fort box spy is that nobody ever leaves me alive. I always join tryhard-filled servers by pure chance

Dude this is amazing, you need more subs my guy

this guys editing style makes him the second soundsmith

Man thank you for this very entertaining and funny bit, holy words words moly

Turtleing as engineer in your intel room? I am above such fools, I turtle as engineer in the enemy intel room.

11:39 the TRUE flying demoman is one that uses the sticky jumper, base jumper (or ali bee's wooties) and the caber, known as a demobird we as a species are almost extinct.

The part with the bots is me. From all bots is OMEGATRONIC the most common as he all of the 3 types.

I've actually been a victim of name stealing. I think was on a game of hydro.

As a jumper demo, i agree, we spread the "jump illness" to another demos and even soldiers to come with us to the enemy base, sometimes we are friendlyes and just jump to the enemy base to hang out with the other team Very nice video!! (After 3 years lol)