Imagine if every war movie ever, like the super serious dark ones that take a look at the effects war has on people, but every time someone dies they do a tf2-esque ragdoll.
JFC... Imagine the protagonist holding his dying best friend and as soon as he's dead he just spasms and makes the dumbest face ever. Or it's trench warfare but one guy sticks his head out at the wrong time, gets a bullet between the eyes and gets LAUNCHED out of the trench. I feel like I need this movie, but I can at least try writing one scene. Main character (MC), holding his injured best friend in his arms: How bad is it? Best friend (BF): I think I'm done for... So this is how it ends... MC, trying to keep himself from crying: Is there a last wish I can fulfill? BF: If you make it out of this, tell my mother how much I appreciated her... It could all have gone so differently... I could have fallen in love... had a family... MC, choking up: I wish you could've had all that. BF: I had you... You always fought with me... You could've ran... MC, now crying: I couldn't have done that to you. We were like brothers. And together, we stood a chance. BF, his voice growing weaker: I never stood a chance... I told myself I was good enough... because I was still here... and if I'm no longer here... MC: Don't say that, please... you were a good man. BF: The pain is getting worse... I don't have much time left now... MC: I'll... I'll never forget you. As long as I live, your memory will live on. BF, almost in a whisper: You were my best friend... the best I've ever had... shame it has to end... MC, sobbing: It should've never ended! BF, with a pained smile: I feel... cold... I'm ready to go... Farewell... MC: Goodbye... All traces of life leave BF's face. The metaphorical light goes out. MC hugs BF tightly. Suddenly, BF's entire body thrashes vigorously, smacking MC in the head with his arm and kicking his legs wildly. MC is startled and drops BF's body, revealing what'd look like an insane grin if it wasn't for the fact that BF is dead as a doornail. Okay, I got carried off... worth it.
I had a thought. Can someone who’s sitting at a computer right now put the glitching audio from the spies through a spectrometer or a spectrogram? Remember, his name is “Soundsmith” for a reason.
@@3l3m3NtA No he's fine and he has been on twitch the entire time and twitter. But hasn't uploaded really on ster2 as you might have seen. Even though he did upload quite a bit there when he slowed down and "stopped) uplaoding on STAR_. But indeed rejoice as he is back and is looking to stay on yt and once again put out some content althoug probably not on a regular schedule. He made an explaining video last week on STAR_ and he uplaoded the first part of his own made verion of DnD which he played with his wife and a couple of other streamers. With some real nice art and the game itself seems quite cool. So if interested check that out, or visite his twitch, twitter or discord for more.
Gamer YT As someone who used to hate them, I can safely say that no one in this very short comment thread has said anything of the sort or even implied it.
It seems when the protagonists are in a place, they see that someone is not there, and a few minutes later one of the bad guys appears dead through a door, window, and then the one who got lost appears after the bad guy, I hope you have understood me
0:09, *Record Scratch* "Yep, that's me, You're probably wondering how I got here, It all started when some ginger hair mushroom told me to play 2fort and valve decided to enhance my enjoyment through giving me the blessed opportunity of getting auto balanced, and the rest is well, ya know how it goes.
Imagine being that Heavy at 9:29 You stand between two demos, terrified. Suddenly, they both charge. You’re doomed. Until they both die suddenly. You’re saved! And then you proceed to die as well.
What I wanna know is what the fuck happened to that scout. Edit: upon inspection of the killfeed, it looks like he got wasted by a demoman's grenade launcher. Cant tell what variety though. Not enough hours yet.
Dark Souls ragdolls are hilarious at times, too. In DS3 I sent a hollow across the room with the greatclub, and I nearly had a stroke when it happened.
Tf2 is great and it's because of the community it has and I can just imagine soldier saying "here I'll give a one way ticket to your home the dump" or something like that and the headline local idiot killed by trashcan with a fish
You can set phys_pushscale to anything above 1 to amplify the force, or set it to less than 1 to have less force. A negative number makes the ragdoll fly into the impact. For 220%, type phys_pushscale 2.2 into the console and it should work.
I’m reminded of one line in Yahtzee Crowshaw’s ‘JAM’; ‘The best I could hope for is to die in a position that confuses future archeologists.’ I feel many of these mercs feel much the same.
Like, these are good and all, but you will never beat THE best ragdoll in recorded history: The depressed pirate demo with a parrot sitting on the stairs wasted in Muselk's randomizer video.
Ragdolls in any source games are really fantastic, really adding the silly montages we all need. And sometimes they can be realistic and cinematic aswell.
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