TF2's Newest Entry in Random Weapon Generators 

The “received damage is sent back to enemy” stat on the medic could be called “The Geneva Convention”

A shield? That gives _melee resistance?_ Wow! It finally does what it's supposed to do!

I can see that "taking damage is reflected back" stat *somewhat* working as an ubercharge...

13:20 there it is, the ultimate counter to aimbot

27:08 those meanies at the Geneva conventions got mad at me for shooting a medic. They said it was a “war crime” and I am a “dangerous sociopath who should be locked up for life” this is such a brutal mechanic

Sir, we did it. We developed the most weapon generator ever.

#1 sounds like something someone would say as a joke

Being unable to no-scope is practically a complete non-issue for sniper, considering that you can go from zero to headshot in 0.2 seconds, or in other words literally faster than a human can react.

Number Seventeen: The Beastly Feast A piece of cake that grants greater control to those willing to consume it - but careful, all this power has a tendency to go straight to your hips.

I want a spy revolver or knife called "The Plausible Deniabilty" or "The Ulterior Motive"

the #7 wrench actually sounds like something VALVe would add. 'It's teaching engineers to not just sit behind the dispenser all the time, and to put it somewhere where it actually could help the team'

*Pyro can actually heal teammates.* But only on one condition: you reflect enemy Crossbow bolt into your teammate. So to fill up this 600hp meter, you have to reflect: 8 minimum (8 by 75hp) Or 4 maximum (4 by 150hp) Of bolts.

"The Detonator 2" Has one difference, the self inflicted damage is lower, so it is a direct upgrade

That heavy consumable is straight up just Heavy drinking a coffee cup so let's call it the focus brew

How long until someone just makes an in-game functional generator

29:25 When you don't do damage for so long you start doubting on which team you are.

Just you wait till someone makes a community server that gives you a randomly generated weapon when you spawn.

Recieved damage is sent baxk to enemies while deployed: SEND YOUR MEDIC TO THE FRONT LINES SO THEY INSTANTLY KILL ALL DEMOMEN AND SNIPERS XD

"Welcome to TF2 but you're punished for shooting other players because violence is bad"

22:38 the healing stat actually works on Pyro - you heal yourself when extinguishing an ally, so it could be a meter that self-fills whenever you extinguish someone. However, you get a fixed +20 HP per extinguish so you'd need to extinguish A LOT to get the effects.

Backstabs. Imagine if the "Received damage is sent back to enemies while deployed" was a real stat.

I wonder how long it'll take before this is the only content you make

Number 17 inspires me, maybe call it 'Tactical Tushenka', tushenka being a type of preserved meat made by the Russians and stereotypically eaten by the soldiers in large quantities...

#8 would be neat if it could extinguish teammates on it's own I think. would make it a neat utility against pyros, having a way more accessible way to extinguish allies than the milk

As a medic main Jump height will make it easier for the med to get to his patients and dodge a rockets aimed at his feet easily The damage reflect will be good when because when we medic mains show ourselves we'll die anyway. It will be quite hilarious to see spies just dropping on the ground dead because they backstabbed a medic and died and the overhealed pocket survived. The medigun is well useless unless there's a billion soldiers and demos and the healing is negated by the crossbow but again damage reflect The healing syringe gun with the less damage is good tbh because medics can retreat back to their lines especially because it's infinite ammo And the bonus movement sped is an overdose but its always active. Though damage reflect is a big deal but losing just 1 scout, sniper, pyro, or spy and but yhe enemy medic is also dead is nothing because the medic also died. Uber chains however well unless there's a saw with this stats its not of a big deal. But good lord anything to make us last longer on the battlefield is already a blessing.

A link to this in the description would be nice, ya know.

#15 miiiiiight count pyro in that "teammates healed" thing? bc you get +20 hp for extinguishing allies

Both the baby faces and the soda popper charge while dealing damage with any weapon.

3:02 *Perfectly balanced, as all things should be*

22:50 Actually, I wonder if teammates includes *yourself*, because airblasting lit teammates heals you for 70 HP per target.

if I had a penny for each time Great Blue made a video about a random weapon generator for tf2 i'll be in jail for committing multiple war crimes in Yugoslavia

23:16 fire damage vuln is only while deployed, so its incredibly op if you’re running shotgun

The received damage goes to attacker will make light classes die before they kill the medic assuming they don’t do 25 extra damage with the hit that makes them die. It will also cause snipers to kamikaze when they get a headshot lol. Does it also count for engineer sentries?

Imagine waiting for an perfect moment for a chainstab, uncloaking, and backstabbing some engie and instantly dying.

I feel like the buffalo steak sandwich would be particularly good to have the damage reflect stat. It could lower heavy's effective health pool by marking him for death, give him mini crits, reflect all damage back but w/out mini crits applied, and maybe actually hitting someone acts as a fan o'war that applies to the reflected damage. Something like that just generally fits w/ a lunchbox or banner item and something that restricts you to be avoidable and no one needing to shoot at you since you're restricted to melee.

Perhaps "received damage is sent back to enemies" could be an ubercharge?

Bouncing back damage would be really interesting if a downside was a 35->50 health drain per second, a slower switch and holster speed as well as maybe even disabling your ability to be healed by medics and dispensers on wearer. Of course even if it was added for some reason, not as a weapon for the Medic, just no.

That medic bonesaw I would say is amazing if the damage threshold was lower, it would allow you to jump to heal players on platforms that are not in sight for a crossbolt

#17 can be a carrot since they're supposed to increase eyesight. Also it could probably make the brass beast more viable. (I know the carrot thing is a myth but still)

14:00 If soldier's kamikaze taunt was a weapon...

I do love how number 10 is basically a Scout weapon, even with the dealing extra damage to slowed players (perfect for the sandman). New playstyle: Australian Scout

Soon enough we will have weapon generator generators

25:00 So basicly Heavy is carrying around a GFuel Can, got it

#9 vs the Heavy's fists be like "Quit hitting yourself! Quit hitting yourself!"

That damage reflecting syringe gun, quick-fix, and Ubersaw. Uber chain with a medic with the same loadiut and watch the enemy team drop like flies.

imagine "damage taken is dealt to the enemy too" plus "all damage dealt is healed back."

#7 (engie wrench) would definitely be interesting as a side grade that encourages making the dispenser a building for the team, not the engie. It would cause them to be penalized for turtling and hoarding their buildings.

you could use that syringe gun that does the damage back to troll demos too, just take it out then walk over sticky traps. Boom, the demo man takes like 400 damage.

I want to see 6 in x10 mode. Because I'm pretty sure that even scoping in, you'd be moving as fast as a 100% boost Baby Face Scout. And that's funny.

28:43 would be the new meta shield for medieval mode because melee damage wouldn't be a problem AND you can easily dodge charges by double jumping

#2 would be real cool to deal with sentries if your pocket abandons you, cause you can heal up the damage it deals, + bullet damage resistance *but of course, who could forget battle medic gaming*

8:20 introducing the demoshark

Fun fact: nobody has seen the whole video yet Edit: except for those who have

4:37 Can we just admit that stab was smooth af.

2 - Life sucker - looks like small leaf blower with reverse mode turned on. Some tubeles are going from it to medic's arm (has a taunt kill when medic turns turbo mode on and sucks all life from the enemy) 5 - Suicaidal hussar - a little bit rusted saber - covers in blood when buff is active 7 - Quickiewrench - looks like a cordless drill (has the same taunt as stock pistol) 9 - Payback - looks like modified smg and bigger magazine able to hold siringes. 10 - The getaway - looks like a makeshift smg with military camo on. 11 - Prismatic assasin - laser with a gun handle. Some cables are sticking out and there is a small batery on your arm. 12 - Nailed it! - it's a nail gun from the first snapshot of tf2 (the one with scout). 13 - The final countdown - looks like a normal electronic watch with numbers instead of meter. 14 - royal rolex - looks like a silver, very expansive watch . 17 - NRG bar - looks like a musli bar with BONK! wrapping. 18 - Super Selfish MANN - looks like an alien medigun (like phlog or Pomson) . 19 - The Manndependence day - looks like a small firework launcher (projectiles when they explode they explode in diferent patterns and colours, depending on the team). Ps. Try to make an epitome of 18 hehe.

I think Vs Saxton Hale gamemode weapons tierlist would be cool idea, would you like to do it? Of course if you playing it in first place

The first thing that generated when i went to the generator: A new shield for the Demoman: Pros: +75% speed while charging +95% bullet damage resistance On kill: User becomes Ubercharged for 4 seconds 5 health regenerated per second Cons: +10% fire damage vulnerability

#5 would be super cool with a few extra stat changes, I could totally imagine it as like an electric sword that slowly charges with each hit, and eventually when it gets to max charge it does like a burst of electricity around you, that sounds awesome

A weapon that gains meter as you're hurt and uses the meter as ammo could be interesting possibly.

I have a weapon idea for the scout: A new secondary lunch-box for the scout Pros: Allies who take the food will get a 10 second speed boost, and generate 15 health per 2 seconds Cons: You have to revisit the resupply locker to restore it -10 max health *A pizza box design, 6 slices 2250 HU projectile speed

Gonna be honest with you, #12 is just a better Overdose

12 makes the Overdose cry

Where's the meat?

14:47 fun fact if you healed that medic you’d also heal yourself due to how the medgun is coded. (unless they make an exception)

a good idea for the #13 cloak watch would be the higher your cloak the more fire resistance you have, plus afterburn immunity if youve got over 50% cloak, or you could go vise versa

If you do this again you should add an F this tier

Received damage is sent back to enemy would be a good Ubercharge effect though It would be countered by mad milk

the 0th weapon is actualy op since even if u dont use it it has 70% melee res on wearer so you can just use it for that and also its bar can maybe get fulled with healer's damage too

From what I can tell, number 5 would be sort of a glass cannon sword for Demo: You get a variety of stats that increase your damage output, in exchange for being more vulnerable, both in health and in the punish game due to the slower swing speed

that syringe gun (#2) could make for fun situations where both you and an enemy medic have this equipped and because you regenerate 7hp every hit but deal less than 7 damage, you'd both just stay alive forever

40% more accuracy on the brast beast would just melt enemies

For number 9. I can imagine some sniper with a medic in his crossairs just whispering "medic down" as his head explodes into a fine red mist.

Weapons described in simple terms 0. Killing Saw of Jumping (A general mobility-enhancer utility, but sacrifices your melee. Good meme-weapon) 1. Infini-bomb Launcher (YA LIKE STICKIES, SON?") 2. Medical Leave (100% perfect for those moments when your patient dies behind enemy lines and you need to get back home safely) 3. The Uncomfortable Camper (Direct downgrade, lol) 4. The Sentry gun (Turns engineers arm into what looks like a modified sentry gun. Description comment would mention that he replaced some of his internal organs with a tiny internal dispenser, which would explain the critically lowered health. Basically encourages the engineer to just be a secondary walking sentry gun next to his own.) 5. Xenon Annihilator (A downgraded mess of a weapon, only good for trying, and failing to be a demoshark.) 6. The EX Machina (A slightly upgraded machina with piss-capabilities and a huge buff to stats, turning you into a slightly tanky scout with a sniper rifle) 7. The Lone Ranger (A ninjaneer's wet dream. Perfect for flanking and getting your nest built right on, or past the front lines.) 8. The "Wait, I'm not a pyro" (Completely broken gun, lol) 9. The Backlash (This is terrible, and only really functions as a shittier version of #2, basically letting you 'potentially' kill someone with revenge-damage as they try to pick you off.. But.. If you had a quick-fix pocket while this was equipped- . . .) 10. Mad Hopper (The firing speed boost would make it far more viable as a close-range defense weapon, but you'd run out of ammo so fast the jumping boost would never really come into play unless you seriously forced it) 11. Sky Crane (The pistol would be designed to look like a crane claw with little jet-wings. It'd be vaguely decent for just mid/long range run-n-shoot tactics, with the cons preventing you from trying to take advantage of it too much in the short range aspect.) 12. The Bad Trip (An alternative to the overdose.. permanent speed boost, but you'd never want to actually use the damn thing.) 13. Burning Image (This looks like it'd suck.. But I guess it'd pair well with the spycicle, for players who REALLY hate pyro.) 14. The Introspectre (Just a decent watch, a direct upgrade from default if you're a good spy.) 15. Brigand's Brandish (Since you only get the fire vuln if you're using the flamethrower, You get to be a nearly bullet-proof pyro with a shotgun. This would be a very interesting sub-class. A pyro that actually counters heavies, turning the entire meta inside-out.) 16. The Ghost-Buster (Oh yeah, because heavies LOVE spychecking with their melee.) 17. Ginger Snap (A big ol' cookie, and it being ginger vaguely explains the effects of increased accuracy and fire vulnerability. Crazy OP though.) 18. The Crappinator (For medics who will sacrifice anything to stay alive.. Including both their patients, and their dignity.) 19. Knuckle Buckle (This is literally the ultimate anti-demoknight shield.. If you're a demoknight, but you only go after other demoknights, you could troll the fuck out of them with this weapon combined with the katana. But if you used a different weapon, you'd need a medic/dispenser) 20. The McJagger (damn this broke af)

id love a gamemode which is like randomiser but it generates random weapons with these sorts of stats for loadouts

A wrench that swings 55% faster ONTOP of making your buildings borderline free...yikes It's a eureka jag on steroids

Ayyy you listened to my suggestion on the pvz stream!❤️

#9 should be called "the guneva convention"

#18 would literally be named "The Geneva Conventor" since yeah

Pushing people for attacking a Medic? The Geneva Convention?

A medigun with an Uber that reflects damage, and has the Uber acting as an instantaneous buff, consuming full charge, and giving the ubered player and the medic X seconds of effect. Know it wasn't in video but the medigun with damage reflection got me thinking

#4 kinda reminds me of a GameBanana pistol reskin back in the day, which made it look like the Engineer (or Scout) was holding and shooting a level 1 Sentry.

22:34 if that meter fill when you heal yourself then it’s closer to teammates extinguished which isn’t bad but it will take a while and by situational to get that meter filled other than that pretty balanced weapon

got a name for the number 1 weapon: The Drunken Suprise

The 4th item (Engi Pistol) is actually really good. I think it's similar to having a Tomislav with lower damage at close range but no spin up nor slowed movement while firing. The health decrease does make you a glass cannon, though. But if you hide behind your teammates and sentry, it won't affect you THAT much. Edit: Thin Heavy?

As a pyromain Generated flamethrower is OP as hell. Bullets and flame particles are like the only damage types that can't be denied by m2, so giving a shit ton of resistance to bullets is extremely good, and taking increased damage from fire isn't that bad cos you still have a m2 to blast the pyro away and run. And increased afterburn damage i guess affects damage per tick so that's cool too

26:55 I wonder if the reflection stat also applies to your heal target. That would balance out the abysmal heal rate.

“You can kinda negate the fire damage vulnerability by just killing pyros” … damn bro I should have started negating all the damage I take by killing the enemies years ago! Thanks for the advice.

The heavy sandwich should be called the steady hamd sandwich.

Idea for a weapon: Name: The Slip Type: Invisiwatch Pros: Very quiet decloak sound. Watch recharges 50% faster. You are roughly 35% more translucent when bumping into enemies. Cons: Bumping into enemies takes away 30% cloak meter. Cloak meter drains 40% faster. Thoughts on the idea?

Yknow what be cool, an option for scout to swap out his primary for another pistol, allowing him to duel wield

2:19 the baby face’s blaster actually does build boost from damage dealt with any weapon

For #15, say you douse someone in gas If they are hit by someone with a on hit restores health weapon wouldn't that count as healing them? That's an insanely niche scenario but still

That syringe gun is perfect for us in the "Can't aim for beans club™" perfectly balanced.

Number 12 is what the overdose should have been

22:39 well according to stats extinguishing team mates to get your health back counts as "healing"

In regards to the meter on #0: The Baby Face's Blaster is what you're thinking of (Its speed boost on hit is on-wearer rather than on-deploy). This lets meme fish scouts run around at break-neck speeds without ever switching to their primary.

The sticky bomb one is just the cow mangler

That Heavy consumable could be some sort of drug. Like Steady in Fallout, but there’s a crash. lol

For the wrench (wep 7) it would also mean less heals while repairing. So I think that would actually just throw it into balanced imo. You’d have to weigh repairing and healing, the tradeoff being if you have to run from spawn or to/from metal then it becomes easier.

weapon generators in tf2 have always been a strange case to me