A Major Jump in TF2 Weapon Generator Technology 

Giving Scout a secondary that inflicts afterburn would make the Sun-on-a-Stick actually viable.

Honestly the whole "Mini explosion in your hands" thing makes me think you just... take 2 damage every time you shoot your weapon because it's build is just that bad

23:26 "On Shot" = when you fire the weapon You lose 2 hp every time you fire this weapon because the gunpowder to fire the bleeding shrapnel is literally so powerful that its backblast causes damage to yourself. That's how I interpret that anyway

imagine being a random player then seeing a medic flying with a soldier or demo pocket bombing

The creator of the generator, CulturedShrimp, has given a bit of clarification to some of the stuff I wasn't sure about! > First of all: CulturedShrimp is Bulgarian, not Russian, and the generator is made in JavaScript, not Python as I had assumed. Whoops. > "On Shot" is supposed to mean every time you fire the weapon, so most of you in the comments are correct about that one. > I was right about "falloff damage correction" as it affects how fast weapon damage falls off > "Usage time" is a stat that's supposed to generate on lunchboxes instead of throwables, and it would effectively make the consumption animation faster. Huge shoutout to this guy for being communicative and active with his development!

soon enough we will get a tier list of randomly generated tier lists of random generators

Tbh, the heavy support pan would be really funny when paired with the steak sandvich, you'd basically just become an actual tf2 support civilian, which I think is awesome. Definitely a gimmick though. Civilian heavy

10:55 That's actually not the creator's fault, the Disciplinary Action's stats are worded the exact same way: "On Hit Teammate: Boosts both players' speed for several seconds"

the backpack for sniper at 31:15 would actually be great. it would be literally the only thing that give sniper any form of mobility boost, letting him get where he needs to faster, and get to some new spots using higher jumps. And the increased air control lets you surf damage way more effectively if you get caught out.

34:37 WAIT This weapon is perfect to combo with the Sun On a Stick! You hit the enemy, set them on fire AND slow them and then you bonk them quickly! The burst damage potential with this is great :0

26:57 I'm pretty sure no crits as no crits at all, so stuff like kritzkrieg or the end of the match won't reward you with crits

For #11 you overlooked the -15 hp on miss, which assuming each flame is a unique shot would kill you as fast as a phog pyro kills a scout

19:55 scout's actually really good at doing damage in mvm if you're good enough; believe it or not, a fully upgraded shortstop is one of the best tank-busting weapons in the game! (of course, you should still prioritize getting all of the money before going out to fight the bots, and milking the robots is always going to help your team.)

32:01 extra running speed could give you an edge in sniper duels, as well as the increased jump height and air strafing control. Sniper currently has zero mobility options, so something that offers him extra mobility would fill a niche sniper currently lacks.

32:19 I mean 10% extra speed on spy would be pretty sweet.

30:49 That's actually a perfect name for that weapon, The Glass Canon! Maybe it's made of glass and when you get hit by an enemies explosion the weapon would shatter causing you to bleed and not be able to use it for a few seconds, similar to the spycicle.

I gotta say, People are INSANELY FAST to click on videos

1. You underestimate how good air strafing control is Also, the ability to see enemy health allows you to pick off enemies way easier

Ngl the 6th item would actually make heavy the strongest medic pocket. If my math is right, it would mean heavy has 495 total health, and 420 with the quick fix. Thats enough to survive a fully charged headshot, while giving the heavy some insanely good survivability when paired with the quick fix. Especially since he'll move just a bit faster, and be unable to be pushed away.

"Major update" and tf2 are the two words I've never expected to be so close to eachother

The pyro secondary that stops enemies from attacking should be called the can't-ister

The soldier boots (#13) look like they're made for Quick Fix. That's 50 HP/s when you're under fire and up to 150/sec out of combat, and triple that during Uber. Plus, Quick Fix lets the Medic rocket jump with you. I'd have a blast pocketing a soldier with that secondary.

List of weapons (Skipping the first one that was an example) 1. Dr.Ziegler's Healing Stick (Would have the description quote "Heroes always die!.. Mercenaries live forever!" 2. Panic Pack (Heavily encourages pocketing and staying alive, and fire-rate buff would be extremely powerful for your allies as opposed to you, practically forcing soldier to take a supportive role, in stark contrast to how he's usually supposed to be played. NOBODY would ever use it, but it would be fun as fuck to use, regardless.) 3. Sticky Situation (This is literally just glue. Lore/logic-wise, this weapon is perfect.. Gunks up enemy's weapons so they can't use them for 2 seconds, gunks up your own if you miss. Strategically, it also suits the pyro, since the pyro is an ambush class, and briefly disabling a cluster of opponents before charging in would be the ultimate tool for ambush tactics.) 4. Lone Warrior (Might look like a sticky launcher with a bloated extra-large clip.. This would be a tryhard-only weapon, since it would encourage either players who go balls-deep with their grenade launcher, or players who spam stickies and camp near medikit spots) 5. Team Rocket (Would be brightly colored, and shoot rockets that look kinda like giant nerf-gun bullets. Again, tryhard-only weapon. You'd get soldiers who pair this with the shotgun or panic attack, randomly booping a teammate then popping off on an enemy with their shotty, never actually using the rocket launcher to try and get kills. Besides that, this'd be OP if used on a friendly heavy or scout.) 6. Lucksman (This is a 110% meme-weapon. I can already imagine 24/7 2fort servers where one team has six of these fuckers just charging the bridge getting random crits and headshots while spamming lenny faces and binds about random crits.) 7. Porta-Borscht (A big pot of soup on heavy's back. The stats would sync up with it lore-wise, since jumping or flying around would spill the borscht!) 8. Bleeding Heart (The banner would be a big bloodstained tie dye peace sign. Yet another item that seems to encourage soldier to take a more supportive role, and stick to his teammates and medic.) 9. Rasputin's Fury (This weapon is both a hard perfectionist-trainer like the bazaar bargain, but also just hellish and unpleasant to use. Still, if you can get past the decreased ammo and damage, and basically being nearly insta-killed for missing, then you could 'theoretically' deal some very impressive damage with this, when firing into clusters.. Absolutely terrible weapon, not even tryhards would touch it.. It'd be one of those meme weapons someone would stream with under the title "playing with Rasputin's Fury, video ends when I die") 10. Loud n' Ugly (The weapon would look like a handheld blunderbuss or an airhorn, the firing noise being as loud and obnoxious as the pan's. This'd fit the stats of increased damage on headshot and the debuffs on miss kinda. It'd be a perfectionist trainer, but the spread ruins that. It'd be a tryhard only weapon, but the debuffs ruin that.. So, this would likely just be another meme weapon.) 11. Fuck You (Meme weapon for massochists. This weapon's very existence would be an insult to anyone who witnessed it.) 12. Double-edged Candle (Giant candle-themed flamethrower. This would be a perfectionist-trainer, but for pyro.. I'd say it would be fairly viable, But it would really encourage tryharding and selfish behaviour.) (Got bored and stopped, who cares about this anyway..)

I was testing the "God" tier items and I got a spy's knife that can backstab with an ability of "On Hit: +22% more damage when attacking from behind the enemy" Like cmon thats the point of the knife insta kill.

You know, the scattergun with less pellets thing makes me want a scout primary that fires slugs

The increased random crit chance on the new bow for sniper at 12:12 technically gives the bow random crits instead of increasing the chance of random crits I'm pretty sure

This generator could definitely use some language fixes so that it's more similar to actual TF2. Also, I'd love to see a generator that gives weird meme stats like "increase air strafe speed" less often.

24:29 I think "on shot" means it does that every time you shoot the weapon.

28:55 sounds like the perfect primary for Reserve Shooter, pops them up higher and slows them down for easier hits

I fucking love these videos; just rewatched them all yesterday. It's like an addiction-

10:30 I genuinely want that. It seems interesting and balanced, and I love playing supportive so I'd love using it. Also, would splash damage count as hitting a teammate? If so it could be a game changer in certain situations, but the damage penalty makes it far from unbalanced.

Just for reference on the heavy backpack at 14:20 Heavy's HP would be increased to 345 at a max, while his movement speed would be increased to 275 hu / second, which is just under demoman who moves at 280. (Stock demo, not demoknight.) That would be pretty terrifying.

I appreciate the way this one widens the scope of tf2 weapon generators, like instead of just being like "a new pistol for scout" or "new melee for demo and soldier" like we've already seen before, it's like "Here's a side grade for the huntsman, why not." Or "Pyro only has one throwable? MORE." A backpack for heavy? That's new, but I'm not opposed to it. Overall, pretty good weapons, IMO. I like the new generator.

#14 sounds like something you'd pair with the steak sandwich on Degroot Keep to keep yourself alive and make allies hit faster with their melees

I liked the number 18 Spy Knife. Just from reading the stats the immediate flavor that came to mind was instead of a knife Spy is using Dracula’s Fang/Tooth. (Heal on hit because vampire, bleed enemies because vampire bite, slow enemies because vampirism) and missing makes you weaker because you weren’t fed.

I used this generate and got a secondary for scout that allows him to see the HP of enemies but lowered his running speed by 10%. Honestly a really interesting concept.

Actually, I think #17 might be useful on a huntsman sniper, due to the increased mobility. It would also make the downside have some impact by being more on the frontlines.

I got a new secondary for engi On hit teammates: 30% bonus attack speed for 4 seconds On hit: cause bleeding for 5 seconds Decrease air control 20% less fire speed when holding mouse 1

26:20 this would be so good if you were pocketed by the quick fix because it counters the less overheal and the quick fix let’s you rocket jump lmao

4:00 i’d believe the ability to fly would roughly translate into a sort of soda popper effect but you can just constantly double-jump until the uber runs out

I really like the idea of 5 ngl. Really makes you go all in with your bow. You have to aim well and keep your enemies far or suffer, it’s an interesting concept

“Attack rate of nearby teammates” *laughs in Brass Beast, Tomislav, and any Sniper Rifle*

Something to keep in mind here is that heal-on-hit _does_ also proc with DOTs, like afterburn and bleed, which makes those two God weapons with the heal + inflict bleed on hit a *lot* better.

13:40 Heavy’s mom: “You’re grounded!” Heavy: *puts on backpack*

29:40 I CALL THIS THE GLASS CANNON THIS IS ABSOLUTELY PERFECT FOR THAT NAME

Nice video Blue, I remember seeing you in that game and it was fun.

ngl the heavy backpack from number 6 is actually a really nice concept. Like, it makes him slighlty more tanky, and makes him kinda faster on a specific condition that can be easily countered. it probably would need to be changed slightly to be more balanced, but it is definitely a really nice concept, specially for a randomly generated weapon

20:00 it’s the Boston basher as a gun lmao

Was playing Air Arena, earlier, nice knowing you are playing it.

the mini explosion in your hands scattergun for scout makes me think of some kind of flintlock or blunderbuss for scout that explodes due to incorrect amounts of gunpowder loaded into it and the less bullet spread + bullets makes it like more like that

List of stupid or possibly op ubercharges I have seen from this generator: ÜberCharge grants invisibility ÜberCharge grants the ability to fly ÜberCharge grants +300% faster control point capture rate

The weapon generator videos will have consumed my soul, they are too good

That soldier launcher at #16 is actually insane. If you use the gunboats you would only reduce blast damage by 25% but with the extra self damage you would rocket jump even further and faster.

That soldier banner that makes you bleed after a while would be good with the black box.

#19 was actually at least in my mind looking like a nice roamer weapon as the faster healing from medics allows for you to take less of the medic's time healing you rather than a demo or heavy, and has a lot of rocket jumping related upsides, encouraging mobility through that method.

14 with steak would be great with the slowdown (trapping enemies) and then getting hp on hit (keeping you alive)

“Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!”

What I’m thinking with the “mini explosion in your hands” is that it’s like a mini caber explosion, but since you have 6 in a row, that’s essentially giving you 8 jumps.

23:56 I think it means that when you shoot the gun it explodes and does 2 damage. BUT what it reminds me of the beggars bazooka overload. I think this gives the scout the ability to rocket jump?

That soldier banner would be AMAZING for defense. (#1) Pairing that with a sentry nest would give an entire defensive stance (lets say, a CTF hold) incredible holding power. While neutralizing the effect of the bleed, by staying nearby a dispenser. It encourages teamplay by incentivizing the soldier to stay with teammates. Since his banner is next to useless without it, and would actually become detrimental without teamwork.

16:12 - That surf was ducking sick.

I can imagine the scatter gun at 23:30 like a sharpnel shooter or like it shoots scrap and its kinda like a patchwerk weapon where it bleeds the enemies but everytime you shoot there is a missfire that also hurts you

Any weapon with an attack speed buff on teammate hit would be *insane* on friendly engineers when it comes to rebuilding or upgrading.

Good generator, weapons have multiple stats for a specific thing, like it's design was intended.

23:01 This is the funniest stat ever.

I feel like #14 might pair really well with the Buffalo Steak Sandvich since the 15 HP on hit would offset the damage vulnerability, and the 20% slow on hit would pair with the BSS’s running speed buff, allowing you to more easily rush down enemies. The mini-crits would also mitigate the lack of crits on the weapon.

Imagine combining #1 (the banner) with the Jag. Instant gear setup

Ey Great Blue, I had an idea for my own weapon generator, and I think you should probably try implementing it in your own too: positive and negative stats are assigned score based on their usefulness which varies depending on what kind of stat it is, and the generator attempts to even out the positive and negative scores, within reason (i.e. lets one side win with a small margin).

the support melee for heavy might pair well with the buffalo steak sandvich because of the extra move speed and mini-crits and health on hit might be decent at offsetting the damage vulnerability

14:13 I feel like the Heavy Backpack would severely punish those that make it a habit to jump-and-rev when approaching corners. 22:50 The Flechette Blooper

I love this series

that banner at the start would probably be the ideal trolldier secondary though

Weapon number 15 would combo really well with the reserve shooter because of the increased explosion knockback.

18:42 That rag doll was something else

Pretty sure "Mini explosions in your hands" was a reference to how the Beggar's Bazooka works

I really love the weapon generator

the mini explosion thing means that hits will receive exploding properties like an explosion radius, knockback, vaccinator resistances, and candy cane damage vulnerability and that explosion will cause bleading damage

okay, but the god boots with that god rocket launcher would be overpowered as hell

I imagine for the Scout’s Bleeding Scattergun, it’s just a pipe with glass and gunpowder inside.

Number 14 is effectively a direct upgrade to stock in servers without random crits.

I think if were spiced up with distinct stats on different classes and a bigger general variety, this would be the best Random builder out there

27:33 this would make viable the Buffalo Steak! Like a new Heavy sub class, The Berserker!

15:05 please tell me im not the only one who saw that backpack and instantly thought "If there's 12 soldiers and they all use it everybody becomes unkillable"

...oh god. that first medigun would synergize extremely well with the market gardener. think about it: rocket jumping only resets when you touch the ground. if you're flying, you'd never have to touch the ground, until the ubercharge runs out. you could just fly around critting fucking everyone. finally, the troldier playstyle is actually viable!

27:39 for a chaser heavy play style the slow enemy would be euphoric to have.

33:24 Jump height directly correlates to rocket jump distance. If you've played MvM you'd know how far you could go with a little jump height on soldier. You can actually simulate most of these stats on it by just having mantreads, buying a jump height upgrade, and a move speed upgrade, and that will be what it's like to have this item, except it also gives you 25 HP and more healing from medics. It's an insane weapon, and imo should have been in OP tier.

#12 could make sense with a few changes the gun would have 1 shot before reloading when you shoot it causes the explosion dealing a little damage and sending out shrapnel from the barrel that just exploded causing the bleed instead of normal bullets (faster fall off and higher spread) the reload would be scout attaching a new barrel. The design would be a flintlock esc pistol but the barrel has been welded shut and also half the barrel is attached with duct tape.

The fire rate banner, while weaker than the buff banner, can stack on top of the buff banner, increased damage, with increased fire rate, simultaneously, would become very, very violent.

Love these tier list videos on god

The attack speed banner with the extra air control might be decent for trollger, since increased air control and HP will make market gardening a bit more reliable.

I kinda like the heavy melee on 14. Slower move speed hit to enemies would be incredibly useful to a heavy in a scenario where he is using his melee givin his natural slowness

Good vid man Keep it Up

On the attack speed banner Being able to see enemy hp is unbelievably powerful on soldier, knowing when to jump let’s say a med or sniper because you can see that they’re low , is game winning stuff, and it would be constantly in play, and air control is awesome on soldier….. And for the bleed, as a soldier, assuming it’s like 10 seconds or whatever, you shouldn’t be having to change your play style very much ; at least as a roamer, otherwise, medics and dispensers wouldn’t be far from you, if you’re playing right

The cleaver thing would give us a reason to use the sun on a stick

Am I the only person who thinks he has the most off the wall interpretations of stats that nobody would think of

34:36 "It does a little bit of everything but nothing in particular" *Weapon literally sets enemies on fire*

So hey I learned recently (Roughly 5 months ago) Bleed Stacks...like a lot, so #12 is actually really powerful if you can land your shots.

I think the first banner could work well with the black box, not only does it negate the bleed, but you also have a bigger pool of hp

I approve 👌 Weapon Generators are extremely interesting

8:30 This weapon is perfect for W+M1 and other similar “strategies”