haha funny hightower and 2fort loosecannon and lol haha Market gardener memes i can airstrafe well and hahahahha funny videos and always on the same two maps and hahahahah 1000IQ player who gets defensive if someone criticises his rehashed videos
0:56 100 % agreed its pretty frustrating when you cant do shit on any serious map but when it comes to hightower oh boy neither your team or their team are going to cap any time soon.
10:18 "Why would you ever go out through that door? It's so far away! It's so inconvenient!" *Meanwhile, passes through that exact same door as the pyro did 5 seconds ago*
Loved this vid because it shows that even people as good as B4nny can still get stomped in pub games. Please do Banana bay next because people are bitching about it being "the next hightower" since release.
Ignoring b4nny: many comp players still suck at pubs. I mean, when you're used to teamwork, coordination, communication, and enemies who behave logically, it kinda makes sense.
Today we attacked the forward friendly post, their hightower. Our charge was led by B4nny, the High Templar of the Kingdom of Pillars. Our attack began at the break of dawn, which caught the friendlies at the hightower off guard and we pushed the holy battle ram with little resistance towards the hightower. When the holy battle ram was in place and started ascending towards the top, trollder mercenaries fell upon the holy crusaders escorting the ram with a ferocity that could not be fathomed by any of us watching from below. The brave crusaders escorting the ram desperately fought for their lives but fell as trollder rockets and bullets filled their holy armor. Stunned by the power and rage these mercenaries had, we were stunned. But with no fear and only strength in his voice, High Templar B4nny held his gun high and called us to battle. His battle cry filled us with strength we needed and we charged fearlessly into the trollder horde. The battle was fierce and we suffered many casualties, for every infidel that died, two more took his place, each with the only intent of stopping the holy ram. As crusaders fell and hallowed battle sentries destroyed, High Templar B4nny, seeing the carnage and the infidel horde's advance, dropped his weapon and called upon the dark relic phlog for power. Turning to us, eyes glistening with dark power, he told us to push the holy ram, then disappeared into the fray. Doing as we were told, we started pushing the ram up to tower, and as we did so, we could see High Templar B4nny below, with the power of the dark relic, consuming the very souls of every trollder in his path. The souls feeding the relic's power and lust for blood. Soon, the battle had ended, the trollders retreating, and the hightower burning. Now that we have left the friendly's forward post burning behind us, The High Counsel considers their options. The holy army can advance towards Bannana Bay, and target the friendly supply lines, or while they're weakened, attack 2fort, the holy city of the friendlies. We wait only on High Templar B4nny's order to advance into the friendly mainland. Our fallen brothers today will not be forgotten, for once the friendly's holy city burns to dust, and the righteous reclaim the holy land can the brave warriors who fell for this noble cause rest in peace.
I guess this is his first time on la skial badwater. There is about 6 people that don't suck at the game, it must have shocked him. Also good to see jooshy get him good
This is like seeing a black-belt martial artist, who's always fought under the official regulations, in front of a referee, on a tatami, being suddenly thrown into a bar-fight in some big city suburbs; kicks ass for a while, but is NOT prepared for the levels of violence and disarray he is witnessing, and is overwhelmed
9:26 fellas it's time to disrupt BLU communications PPPPPPPPPPhhhhhhhfFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF *inhale* PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFPHHFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFP i fucking lost it lmfao
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