THANATOS PLEASE MARRY ME | Hades 

69 likes Nope. I'm not gonna say it. Can't make me. Expect nothing from me.

well There are two ways to understand this

@@nymphocat254 s u r e

If I heard that I would have P3P flashbacks

No she would say faster

Actually in game they comment he's basically just someone who gives mortals the *ability* to die, which is how it worked in the original myth with sisyphus, as in the original story he's increasingly described as shriveled the longer he stays on earth, and there are stories about ares getting pissed off because no one is dying in battle.

What about charon and hermes?

@@donteventripdawg932 Charon is the ferryman who takes the already dead across the river styx, Hermes Idk first time I heatd about him with a death motif

Hermes is one of the few people in Greek myth capable of entering and leaving Hades as often as he pleases, since he's basically a messenger god

@@donteventripdawg932 hermes transports them, the difference between them is like a factory worker and a teamster

I mean, you’re not wrong, even Plato said it...

@@cravencrowraven It’s an unspoken truth

Who Patroclus was slipped my mind, then I looked it up and was like "Oh right, Achilles' boyfriend."

PLEASE ITS 1 AM IM FUCKING CRYING

there's a statue of Patroclus topping Achilles or the other way around either way there's a statue

Like that stops anyone in Greek myth!

@@Haaalp that's a fair point...

Demeter is his aunt-grandma

harald that is a really good point here was zeus's sister after all.

haaalp that is a really good point hera was zeus's sister after all.

Mood

Shen = comics-Thanos confirmed! :D

Well you know in lore Thanatos is sometimes confused for Cupid due to his beauty (but when you compare personalities Thanatos is more kind and compassionate compared to Cupid) (the whole Love is Pain thing and Deaths Sweet Embrace)

Why is that so true

It is called La Petit Mort for a reason

Mhm

She knows already, that's why she's going for his romance

That's gonna be just GREAT

*And* Meg. At the same time. The romance options in this game aren't mutually exclusive.

@@LightningFastStudios sounds pretty Greek to me

“Death is gay” wheeeze...

Don’t kinkshame shen

The Shen is thorsting And her hands hurt

@@pennyw2226 You have to be ashamed of a kink to be kinkshamed by it. ...I don't think that applies to Shen.

@@pennyw2226 But if the kink is getting shamed.... how does that work? kink math is hard.

I'm dying xD

Oof

thanatos is straight up busting

@@morgan9660 cease

Bitter ex-boyfriend step-bro energy. It's rough, I've been there.

@@TheLivingSeven cease

@@morgan9660 _straight?_

Lma0 yEs

@@ymitions Shen when she finds out: It's free real estate

And she better his gift reactions are cute

Ngl I did too LMFAOO. (But oh man I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t the best decision of my life)

Verdeurie I’m pretty sure I screeched at a pitch that only my cats could hear when I found that out.

.....as do I

I mean...who doesn't

@@TJtheBee I'd rather be on the receiving end

@@alexread6767 either way, I'd still do him

*Zeus laughing menacingly in the distance*

Does surrogate brother count?

I thought that was Zeus

No you got your greek wrong, his name is "Simpionus Spendafuqtoneus" that's how you say it correctly

Also known as daughter of the goddess of thirst, Hornius Mainius.

@@Monsterthatsunderyourbed dude thats latin

Μέγιστο Σιμπιoσ (Mégisto Simpios) = Maximum Simpios. Note: There's no "us" in a Greek name. I think. Edit: yeah I was right. no "us" in greek names, only "es", "is", "a", "e", and "os" ect.

69 likes *n i c e*

geek*

This is even better when you now the mythological background of the characters

@@LoserDemon616 silence eboy

She's german?

This Made me audibly laugh

I was tempted to comment the same but saw I was beaten to the punch by a year.

Beat me to it

I have to know... did you find the place you were looking for?

I mean... Where do you go when you reach the top?

I was the 69th like But that doesnt matter You're famous now

@@cassiolehn3754 Bondage.

@@Drekromancer This hit me like a freight train

I ship it

*MA'AM PLEASE THIS IS A WENDY'S*

I read this as "furry sister" the first time

The third Fury do just be murder though.

I'm pretty sure at least some of the VAs are actually the in-house ones from Supergiant!

I think they all are I know hades/poisiodons voice actor is the dude who voiced rucks in bastion

@@lumas825 Yeah Zag, Orpheus and Skelly are all voiced by Darren Korb, who is also the game's composer!

@@treedude4246 Logan Cunningham! He has voiced the narrator from every SuperGiant game so far. This includes Rucks from Bastion, Mr. Nobody/Blue/Boxer from Transistor, The Voice from Pyre and The Narrator from Hades!

@@s.t7282 He also voiced Hades and Posideon

IKR? I've felt like a total shit with my 40 attempts not even able to beat 1st grade of Hades' HP

@@seenyasha3275 I finally beat hades after about 85 runs.....

@@sarahboucher2517 good job, I'm glad for you!

@@seenyasha3275 thank you!

I mean apparently 20 runs is normal for beating hades, i was at like 24 so i didnt feel so bad

B o n k

I feel the need to make this into a comic now

@@chromatic_fate7114 You did it?

@@DonSlayer058 no. I'm bad at art

I read the second line as: "He is gay! ROMANCE HIM PEASANT!"

Technically bi but still

Yeah, 12 attempts and already past Cerberus... I didn’t even reach Asphodel by that point.

I'm at almost 60 and I've only ever reached Elysium like... 3 times. Then again, I've got a bad computer that I didn't was is going to die soon until *well* after I bought the game XD

Just 30 ? Took me like 50 im at 265 now

beat hades on my 7th run lol

I beat Hades on my… I think 9th run And then got through on the 9 subsequent runs aswell The bow is really underrated

Some stay he’s STILL in the closet

There’s irony here I can sense it.

💎not Sisyphus, Tantalus💎

@@DiamondDude-so6dz No, it was Sisyphus. Tantalus was punished for killing his son. Sisyphus was punished for trapping Death.

Welcome to greek mythology where everyone is gay! I love it!

@@skullsandlotuses Exactly 😁

@@skullsandlotuses Technically, everyone's bi or pansexual. Well, okay, not every one (Sappho and Hyacinthus are gay, definitely; Iphis from Ovid's The Metamorphoses _might_ be a lesbian, but they also might be a trans man depending on how you want to interpret their myth).

@@CJCroen1393 s h u s h :3

@@Creepo_J Why? I'm still agreeing that everyone in the mythology is LGBT!

I was going to like this comment but it already has 69 so let me just say "nice"

@@cosplaycatcriminal I appreciate the intention, and also your comment caused me to check allowing me to capture this magical moment. Nice.

Funny part is, it's not even cheating, all of them agree to a polyamorous relationship and are happy with it

They laught at monogamy. True Exept Hades

@@swordcrab3181 Well, now that it has way more I've liked it anyway. WOOOO you're welcome

*MAXIMUM SIPPAGE*

69th like NOICE

Laughs in phase 3

Yeah i was like “huh hades is kinda easy for a final boss? Theseus was harder” AND THEN PHASE 2 HAPPENS!

If you listen carefully when his health gets back to phase 2 you can hear "Vordt of the Boreal Valley" reaching it's second phase as well and everyone is in the corner crying

Yep. Had that same reaction lol.

I just prayed he didn’t have a third phase

CODE RED CODE RED! DEPLOY THE BONK! I REPEAT DEPLOY THE BONK!

I wonder how she is going to react when she learns that he is zags brother. ALSO WONDER HOW SHE WILL REACT WHEN YOU CAN TAKE HIM TO BED

@@Kospa69420 I mean sounds about right for the Greeks

@@Kospa69420 I mean, according to the wiki, they're considered childhood friends, not brothers despite having Nyx as their mom, so....

@@arthurenglebert6397 thanatos Mom isn't Nyx in the game. she raised him but not his birth mother.

Pretty sure the narrator is Hades

@@MasonAttano its the same voice actor but theyre supposed to be completely distinct !

The narrator is actually implied to be Homer, author of the Illiad and the Odyssey, because if you interact with a bust of Homer, the narrator gives an uncharacteristically flattering description of it.

@@antoineaublin3812 Huh, really? I just thought it must've been Hades, because the narrator often talks up the underworld and stuff. But I guess that does make sense. I think I just latched onto it since he described Zag's room as "in a perpetual state of disarray", which is a very Hades thing to say lol

@@MasonAttano dont worry i was confused too at first!

Orpheus would beg to differ...

@@actableteleportation2009 Hades let Orpheus take his wife back, he just couldn’t look at her on the way back to the surface.

@@thesalsaguy4395 Hades refused Orpheus. Orpheus convinced Persephone who in turn convinced Hades. That being said, a good reason why Persephone enjoys Hades is because he is the only god that practices fidelity

@@Daemic9 Most gods would consider themselves above Orpheus and wouldn't change their minds even if all of Olympus pleaded them to, for such is their unadulterated and immense hubris and undeserved confidence in their decisions

Cerberus translates to spotty so this amazing dork named his 3 headed hell beast, Spot

Eu também kkkk o bom é que dá para treinar o inglês também

Have you ever thought about how much content is you can't access simply because its ina different language? Kinda sad when you think about it.

Não é?

@@ruffedgrouse2711 tu la

I know I just commented, but I wanna just say, THE KNOCK AT AROUND 3 MINUTES MADE ME LEGIT GET UP AND ASK MY FAMILY IF THEY KNOCKED.

@@Thasian_ LMAO SAME

@@Thasian_ bruh i was at a windon, scared the shit out of me, im here 6 hours later noticing it was the video :D

SomeONE BETTER TELL HER THIS IN A STREAM- *SOMEONE NEEDS TO DONATE TO TELL HER THIS-*

But where is the crime in speaking the truth?

Why? Because you can't stand the truth?

accept the truth

...He's kinda correct though.

‘They hated Jesus, for he told the truth.’

I mean its thought that Hades named Cerberus ‘Spotted’ so him being seen as just a dog isn’t far off

I'm so sorry lLJFLKJFHNFLK

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_why can't it be both?_

I mean, they are all Greek gods. They really don’t give a shit about who they romance lol

At least they aren't actually related. Not dating a relative is so hard in the Greek pantheon

same, i got so scared 💔

I read your comment so I knew it was coming, but it still freaked me out because the only thing on my right is a window and I live in a somewhat rural area where houses are pretty spread out and it's already night, so for a second I was wondering who the heck would be knocking outside my window lol

@S.L Pedro That's even worse, not gonna lie

i managed to turn my head to the right for the door when I exactly know that the door from my room is just in freaking front of me stressed me so hard-

I was watching this late at night I thought someone wanted to break into my house

I saw some fan art the other day of Phoenix and Edgeworth dressed as Zagreus and Thanatos it was great

The reason i got into Hades fd from the start is bc his hair is so much like Edgeworth's lmao

He's much like Edgeworth in many ways, lmao. Haircut, highkey gay for the main character, vanishes when he's uncomfortable or to make sure he has the last word, etc. It turns out that "Prosecutor Edgeworth chooses death" just means he's working part time as literally death

who tf is edgeworth?

@@chromatic_fate7114 Character in the Ace Attorney series, has an extremely homoerotic "rivalry" with the main character Phoenix.

Pretty sure it's just gifting Nectar and later Ambrosia, just like the interactions with most characters. Dusa and Meg are also romance routes.

spoil him rotten with sparkly juice

I love your profile pic the knight in the chest is just too adorable

Incidentally, Sisyphus also appears in the game as an unreasonable pleasant NPC, considering how he is described in the mythos

@@TheOnlyRealIRONicMAN To be fair he did fast talk and trick several gods- first Thanatos and later Persephone- Thanatos in order to trick him and uno reverse capture HIM instead of the reverse, and then pulled a trick with his wife not burying him and then sweet talked Persephone into letting him go back and haunt her until he had funeral rites, and instead just hopped back into his body. He was killing his guests for their stuff before all of this, which is why the Olympians sicced Thanatos on him in the first place, but being a smooth operator is very in character. In the end he was only "caught" because he had to die sometime and Hades was fine waiting for the inevitable and punishing him then. That's why he was punished with the boulder, a pointless task, like trying to avoid death, for both failure is inevitable.

No one wants to fight Sif

@@dzeintra6230 You gotta tho.

Yeahh

Funny you should mention that. I actually got a scene where Dionysus tells Zagreus to make up something funny to tell Orpheus, and he tells him how he and Dionysus are one and the same. Zag tries to explain that it's a joke, but Orpheus buys it completely and uses it to write a hymn about Zag.

Wasn't it more like Dionysus was "created" out of Zagreus' heart after he was killed by Titans?

@@kontrol42 I think it was Orphic Dyonisus, another epithet, who's been crushed by Titans, and then he was reformed inside a human woman or something, I don't remember well

Dio 'n yisus Dio means 'God' in italian? french? i don't remember So he literally is called God and jesus

@@honezone2266 in italian, yes, it's Dieu in french. That could work but sadly in greek god is Theo, Theos. Still a cool idea though

It is sad how we can't romance many of the other characters, but honestly with so much good stuff the game is giving us we can't complain. An example of the good stuff being our ability to reunite the myrmidon husbands :')

@@lonesomebookworm4345 The only reason I’m not rushing to finish the game is to reunite the lovers together and rail Thanatos- I need tips Patroclus needs to tell me his name :(

@@SSMp315 RAIL THANATOS AHAHAHA, you have your priorities "straight" my friend, or do you 🤣 Here's the thing though, and I'll try my best not to spoil you: after you escape once, it doesn't end there. The game pretty much becomes endless because there's so much stuff to do, so don't be afraid to move forward with the story! You'll still be able to romance and reunite and unlock even more stuff~Just keep talking to Pat and his name will be unlocked in the codex soon, other than that just keep giving him and Achilles nectar

@@lonesomebookworm4345 Okay :D dang, that’s relieving, I was having a stroke checking the hearts in the codex and having enough nectar to give to everyone. Thanatos is hard to come by and I felt devastated every run I don’t see him in, good to know that after you finish the game you can try again XD thanks

I mean, it IS just mythology.

Well Thanos _was_ named partly after Thanatos so...

@@Nat_the_Chicken Ooo, I didn't know that

@@gimmesubway1339 I thought that was true but I went and looked it up and it seems like I might be wrong. Apparently "Thanos" was an actual Greek given name, and it shared with Thanatos the root "than" or "thana" meaning death, but it was actually short for "Athanasios," a- as in not, meaning _immortal._ So kind of the opposite.

@@Nat_the_Chicken Ohhh! That's cool to know. Thanks for the info!

@@gimmesubway1339 No problem, it was an excuse to Google and learn something myself!

I know right

Agreed

Same, except being sick today.

Hold up-

Wait

Man of Culture detected

wait wut? 0_0 and if you're going that route.... at least pick a better Genshin god like Zhongli!!!

Reverse zeus

Yeah, you have 3 options.

@@rafabuda0 3 options? I just knew about Megeara and Thanatos (or is the thrupple with both of them the third option?)

@@tf7602 Dusa's also an option.

@@tf7602 You can technically romance Dusa, but I’m pretty sure she doesn’t wanna do the adult twister like than and meg