That one kid at school who lied all the time 

"No, no, it doesn't work on Tuesdays. She's at Yoga." That checks out.

When I was in 2nd grade during recess, I told a random kid that I could read minds. He seemed skeptical, so I said “you’re thinking that I can’t read minds” and his eyes got all wide

A girl in my primary was a pathological liar (she genuinely couldn't stop and I think she's in therapy now). She "was" pregnant 6 times, when asked abt the baby she would always say it had died in various horrible ways or that it had been kidnapped, was a mermaid and could see peniwise in the trees at the bottom of the school field. We were 8

I had a friend in 3rd grade that told me her family had a ranch and many horses. We were both horse girls that lived In the city and was used to her lying about things to get attention so I didn't believe her for a second. You can imagine how shocked i was a few years later when she invited me to visit the ranch with her family and it actually existed

"I have wooden knees" could be an actually good idiom for clumsiness.

"Bowser-shaped ketchup dispenser" is such a specific lie and I need one now

I used to tell people I was actually a Victorian ghost, I had a kid fully convinced that I wasn’t even enrolled at the school and was just a phantom haunting the premises

When I was a kid I had a best friend with a "Less than Privileged" life so to speak. Poor kid would steal from our fridge because he had like no food at home, the kid was a twig, my parents never said anything and infact invited him over more often and always sent him off with leftovers. But he never stole material things, and infact he would always beat up any of his much more bratty siblings any time he caught them stealing money or other things from our house and returned it to us right away. I could tell he was probably trying super hard to impress us, one time I had found a page of lyrics he had scribbled up and he elaborated that it was a song he was working on. They were just the lyrics to Avenged Sevenfold's "Nightmare". I didn't say anything, I just kinda feigned a smile and let him have that. You could tell he was a genuinely good kid that the world just dealt him a junk hand.

The story about the kid that beat up Tom Hanks, who then proceeded to shoot said kid with a shotgun, was by far the best one. That's pretty creative.

everyone be "transformer this" or "famous person that" but Luca flying in with the concept of 8

I was really pale as a kid so some of the other kids in school used to make fun of me for being a vampire. I just decided to lean into it and scared everybody. And it got to the point where I had to be brought into the principal's office.

When I was in first grade there was a girl who claimed that she had a friend that was a demon. I was fascinated by how convinced she was. The lie slowly evolved to a small cult of seven year olds who gathered at recess to commune with the demon "Vicious". I wonder what she's doing now.

“Yo can I see your transformer?” “Sorry he’s shy” :( *Understandable, have a nice day*

As good as the "Bowser-shaped ketchup dispenser" is, my favorite is still the "Bloody Mary does Yoga on Tuesdays" one.

I knew this one girl who told us that her mom was a famous chocolatier and could make any chocolate we could think of. We were all naïve, considering this was in 5th grade and begged her to ask her mom to make us different candies, basically just gingerbread houses, but candy instead of gingerbread, or lollipops the size of our school books. The funny part is that she always agreed and one day, she got us a box of chocolates. All those chocolates were purchased, but it was a win for us.

Allow me to list all the lies I remember this kid told me all the way up to year 5. 1. She told me that phoenixes are real and that they were probably flying around right now. 2. She said that dinosaurs were still alive but only she could see them, and she and some other guy were the 'scouts' in charge of keeping people safe from them. She told several others about this as well, and we all got promoted to scouts too. I remember that she gaslit me about that so hard that I started hallucinating dinosaurs whenever she said there was one nearby. 3. She said that she had the ability to see ghosts. The good ones have blue outlines and the bad ones have red outlines. We were on her trampoline once and she told me that we were surrounded by them. 4. She said that she could see these colourful orbs and when she touched them she would gain speed. Kinda reminds me about a certain roblox game, I wonder if that's where she got it from. 5. When we were at an indoor pool one time she told me that she had an invisible device that could track paranormal enemies, which led to us being "chased" around by an invisible Pennywise and we had to keep hiding in different places every minute or else he'd kill us. Pretty sure she added in Slenderman and Samara at one point too. 6. She told me her mother was actually an alien. 7. She would tell me about evil creatures that were out to kill us. If the moon was red, that meant that the 'red-eyed dog' and the 'green-eyed cat' were out to get us. 8. Do y'all know those short horror films called 'Don't look away' that you can find on youtube, and I think they were pretty popular like 10 or something years ago? Yeah, she told me that she was the girl in the video. 9. Idk if anyone else knows about this creepypasta, but there's this thing called 'Momo' that's like some weird mask of a really fucked up looking humanoid thing. According to this girl, Momo was real and she was the one who created it. It even had some whole song, I remember the whole thing. 10. She told me she had a boyfriend, which doesn't seem all that weird but the thing is she told me that they were both from a whole other universe where all her imaginary friends came to life, and she could create portals between worlds. Also, in that universe she was actually 24 years old and pregnant. 💀

The fact that a kid lied about playing gta 6, has grown up AND IS STILL NOT NOT PLAYING GTA 6

Nintendo: *cocks gun* now, Aiden… just hand over the cards and nobody has to get hurt

I work with someone who still does this even though she's well into her 30's. The list of BS she's spouted is endless, but my favorite one is: "I don't really need this job, because there's a guy who wants to marry me. He's the son of Japan's ambassador to the United States, he's a Yakuza in hiding (so you can't meet him) and he's sitting on a literal ton of money. I'm only here because I like my job." Our jobs are in retail.

Some kid in my primary school was adamant on telling us he fought a kangaroo, and won.

This kid managed to convince the entire grade that his father owned “Jurassic Park, but it isn’t actually it, totally different, a very different island with dinosaurs”.

I used to tell people I had a boyfriend but he "went to a different school" The truth is he _did_ exist I just didn't realize that being friends with a boy didn't make him my boyfriend.

i used to tell people I was an airbender. when asked to prove it id do some hand movements and hope to god the wind liked me. *it did, I genuinely made people believe I was an airbender*

When I was in 3rd Grade, my parents got me a cat that was very cuddly and playful. I used to lie a lot and say she doesn't like much people, so that whoever asks to pets her feels special.

I still remember the guy who in kindergarten told me “I’m secretly a vampire and I was adopted from Australia don’t tell anyone it’s a secret” and then proceeded to individually pull every other student aside to say the same thing

I used to know Spider Man. Or, well, his alter ego. He could shoot webs out of his hands but he just couldn’t show me

In 7th grade, there were four lunch periods: A, B, C, and D. The lunch period you have depends on your 3rd/4th period class (we alternate between odd- and even-numbered periods, in which we call orange and blue days respectively. There's 8 in total, not including special periods). One kid I met tried to convince me he had E lunch, and another, Z lunch.

this one kid in my class named shay always used to lie about being Korean and being born n Korea. one time I finally had enough of it. When we were in my lesson talking about Korean culture she raised her hand saying “ooh! Mrs. Leupen! I’m Korean” without thinking, I called out “say something in Korean” and she was speechless. the whole class was silent for like 2 minutes with eyes on her. So quiet you can hear a pin drop. Finally, Shay said “we’ll uhm.. I don’t know anything in Korean yet…” like cmon Shay, if you were born in Korea you should at least know how to say hi. After that Shay mostly stayed quiet at school and didn’t put her hand up for anything. Personally I feel bad-

"My uncle is allergic to oxygen" Oh, he must've forgot to say his uncle passed away then

"But he couldn't show me because it would use up too much of his energy and he'd be out of school for days." I feel that. That's a legit excuse as an adult 😂

This isn't a kid at school, it's my brother, but he tried to convince me that he could "read minds". And if he was wrong, he would say that "you were thinking of it without knowing". He's one of the most trustworthy people in my family.

This kid named Treycen convinced me that he could hack into anyone's Minecraft world without them knowing and could "shapeshift" in a Minecraft villager and he could commuticate with Spongebob BUT ONLY on Monday at EXACTLY 1:40 am. I still hang out with this buffoon to this day.

plot twist: these aren’t lies and we should be very, very scared

Someone once told me that they had tectonic plates implanted into their feet so that they could run at light speed

I had a friend in Kindergarten and we were obsessed with Dinosaurs. So naturally he told me about all the fossils he found in his garden when he was searching for them. He even showed me when I was visiting. Thinking about it now, those were cheap props and souvenirs from museums.

One of my friends in primary school told us all that she was a vampire and actually offered to turn us into vampires too. I can’t perfectly remember but I think that she actually did bite someone!

“My girlfriend is a supermodel with millions of dollars!” “Wow, can I meet her?” “She goes to a different school”

The improvisational skill of some of these kids is impressive. Bloody marry having yoga on Tuesday is comedic genius in an improve routine

The “my uncle is allergic to oxygen” is literally every My Story Animated video ever 4:53

I was actually friends with that kid. He was a nice guy, but boy were his stories crazy. Appearantly, at age 6, he could drive a full sized tractor. And that time he had a cast on his leg? Yeah, appearantly he was chopping wood when he dropped an axe on his foot. His dad is appearantly also italian, despite having a name that is about as northern Germany as names get. Though, to his defense, in the unlikely scenario that anyone recognizes him, he really did see a tank driving past him on his way home from school one time, i was there.

The phrase "bowser shaped ketchup dispenser" was definitely the wrong time to be in the process of drinking water.

I know a kid who said he *didn't* get married to a very high profile senator from Naboo and also said that he *didn't* murder an unarmed Sith Lord. Suffice to say, he was lying on both counts.

A girl in my second grade class tried to convince everyone that her dad had been the scientist who originally discovered the kangaroo rat, and was currently running experiments to turn them all pink.

I had a friend who told us his dad invented “fake fat” and he was just trying it out. He still owes me a million dollars too.

"I can body swap with anyone" "Dont worry I wouldn't do it to you" *_oh my god_*

"No No she doesn't work on Tuesdays, she's at yoga." That fucking killed me!!!

In my art class, there was this one boy who tried to convince us that he was a time traveler and that he was one of the songwriters of You Spin Me Round. He also said that the song played when the Titanic sank. The song didn’t even exist back then.

There was this guy in our class (he was pretty cool and a good friend, sadly went to another city in 2021), he for some reason told tons of lies, but like, not to make him look cool or smth, for example: there was a time he lied a character I saw in my dream was actually from a game he played, like, what the hell does he even gain by saying this? But the worst of them all was when he said a drawing he made came to life and, I quote: "Cut himself off the paper with scissors" and that he was murdering people around the country, the most notable of his victims being a RU-vidr who supposedly recorded him before dying (with my friend happening to find the video...). At one point he told us that Demaker (the name of the entity) was going to kill us all and teached us how to defend ourselves and etc. Me and my friends were believing everything (to the point we were having a collective delirium about it), so when he got to the whole "yeah he's gonna kill us all lol" I actually cried in class... To make things worse, when I left swimming class, I could swear I saw a pitch black person going behind a bush on all 4s, didn't sleep well that night...

"he turned into a cheetah and chased away girls so he could do more science" What a sigma male, never letting girls get in the way of his grind

My best friend in 3rd grade was known as a notorious liar. I never believed her but I always said I did because I didn't want to fight with her. Once she tried to convince me that she tricked an NFL player into thinking she was 21 and that they were going to get married in a Raley's grocery store in Hawaii. Gotta give her points for creativity.

1:30 holy shit that might have been me

Starting a few years ago, my friend that I’ve known since first school has been trying to convince me that his dad is actually his step dad, and that his real dad is David Tenant, but this same friend always talks about his Welsh heritage …that David Tenant doesn’t have. We’re also both 16.

I'm convinced all these "my dad works at Nintendo" kids fused together and grew up to become Elon Musk.

Plot twist: half of these people ARE the kids that lied in school, and they're lying about everything in their post.

I had one named Carter. He claimed his room was a giant fidget spinner, amongst other things.

I feel this is needed: I was in kindergarten in the Jojo Siwa craze. This girl who was the most obsessed out of all of us said, "Yea Jojo is picking me up dressed as my grandma and taking me to California to sing with her." Obviously, I believed her bc there is so plot holes there and I told her I was going to watch it. SHE HAS THE AUDACITY TO SAY, "oh (dramatic sigh), its only streamed in California, so...". I brought this up six years later in middle school and she doesn't remember this.

Bro there was this kid named Samson and since he was Chinese he literally gave me the middle finger and said “it’s how we say thank you in Chinese”

The weirdest thing I have ever heard someone lie about was how, and I quote _"The entire country of Sweden almost collapsed because of the great snail disaster of 1978"_

I lied to a kid in 5th grade and told him my dad made the Garfield comics.

Me and a friend successfully convinced another friend of ours that a sequel to Minecraft had been released called "Minecraft: Life". The game supposedly had tons of features like being able to establish a relationship and have children with the NPCs and that the game wasn't pixelated and blocky. This was in 2013 btw, Minecraft had technically just been released.

I really like the kid who "turned into a cheetah to chase away girls- so he could do more SCIENCE." What a chad.

There is a thin line between “trying to be cool in front of classmates” and serious psychological issues

I used to be this kid. Less out of malicious deception or an attempt to be seen as cool and more because I just liked telling stories and didn’t realize this was not an appropriate outlet. Interestingly enough in fifth grade I started dating (to the degree that fifth graders really date) a guy who would also claim all sorts of outrageous things to impress me like that he owned a giant shark and a mansion.

“No no, it doesn’t work on Tuesdays, *she’s at yoga”* had me dying.

A boy in my preschool claimed that he lived in a gingerbread house, as in the house and all the furniture were gingerbread. He said that every morning, he woke up and licked his frosting blanket off himself. I think about him sometimes.

There was a friend of mine who was convinced that the US had one big battery that ran all the electricity for the country in Independence, Missouri, and that all the power plants fed into it.

We had a guy in college who was notorious amongst our friend group for lying, he said stuff like being the owner of an AI company that was being bought by google, having a friend who is a war photographer that lost a leg, being friends and colaborating with super big Dead By Daylight streamers (of wich he never named), among others. He also used to brag about being a super programer that created super complex AIs, yet he was going to a free college, failed every programing class and left the course.

one time back in elementary, my friend told everyone on the bus that he was married to amy rose from sonic and had the children he had with her in his backpack

"He used his watch to turn into a cheetah, so he could chase away girls and do more science." What a chad. Endless respect for this kid.

I once had a classmate named Jilian, and she said that she fell off a cliff and almost cried, and also said she had 3 lamborghinis that she bought and claimed he could drive them. (This was in 5th grade)😅😅

There was a girl in my class that said she was a wolf, then a unicorn, and a pony. Nobody believed her.

I knew a girl in high school who said she had a rare condition that gave her heart attacks. She would frequently fake heart attacks before tests. She'd come back and claim that they had to defibrillate her to bring her back to life, and that because of her, the school nurse kept a defibrillator on hand all the time. The same girl, a few years prior in middle school, claimed to have a real vampire boyfriend. He was going to change her on her 16th birthday. She also said that she sang a private opera concert for the obamas, and that she spoke fluent japanese. One of her most frequent claims was that she had written a book that would be published soon. She saw me doodling in French class and offered to pay me 5 dollars to draw her "a sexy native american man with wings carrying a girl with short dark hair," and I did, and she took it and said "I'll send this to my publisher. This will be the cover of my book when it comes out." It was my first art commission. I guess I should have drawn up a contract to get a piece of those royalties or something. The book never came out but I did get a candy bar with the money.

To be fair, that kid who claimed his grandfather invented Lego bricks was probably telling the truth. There's quite a complicated history behind the LEGO brick patent.

I have kind of a reverse story. I knew this kid that would say absolutely crazy stuff: he drank his brothers blood, his mom let him have sex with a girl all day at his house, his brothers were nazi skin heads, etc. There was one story he told, which I also wrote off at the time, that I was independently able to confirm more than ten years later. He claimed that the members of his family were satanists, as was he, and that they attended "church" at an abandoned brewery. He embellished it with little details here and there and that was the end of it. Ten years later I started a new job and one of my coworkers was a satanist. We talked about it a bit, and without prompt, she mentioned that she and her family attended services at a brewery. My mind was blown. This isn't information that was widely known in the area, and this lady was not one to lie. It makes me wonder how much of the other stuff that the kid told me might have had a sniff of truth to it.

A kid claimed that one of his friends once ran so fast his eyeballs flew off

grant kept saying he had a giant roller coaster in his backyard that he won for deadlifting 400lbs and he couldn’t show it because it was invisible and only his dad could make it show up

When I was in kindergarten, a boy in my class said he donated a kidney to his dad. This made sense when I learned about organ transplants and how people only need one kidney to live. Then later in life I realized child-sized organs don’t transplant well into adults. Well played, Craig, you had me convinced for a full decade.

My friend once told me in robotics class that he owned the biggest Minecraft server, and he didn't even know how to run one, let alone the biggest one in the world.

One time I told my entire family that my sister and I had teleported into a lava castle and my sisters head fell off in the lava, and it was back on that day because I grabbed it quickly before it burned and sewed it back on. From about the time I was 3 to about the age of 11 I was the MASTER of tall tales, since my imagination was so odd, likely due to my undiagnosed ocd/adhd at the time.

In 1st grade, there was this one kid who would say “I’m moving” all the time. He would come back the next day saying “oh, I’m not _____, I’m his twin brother!” A few years later he said he was moving again. No one believed him. He didn’t come back the next day.

I once had a girl in *6th grade* who was absolutely convinced that her plastic ‘Sofia The First’ amulet allowed her to speak to animals. She was having a full-on conversation with some pigeons, who apparently told her that “she was secretly a princess”. Never talked to her again after that one...

A kid named oliver bragged his parents salary was 400k, but then he bounced from the amount so much that he was a living thermometer

In sixth grade we had something called learning buddies, were we would just hang out with kindergarteners, my buddy said that she could cut out dresses from paper and glue them together (she said it in a way where she made it sound like the dresses magically transformed into fabric), she also said that she had 30 dogs.

I remember making up a movie and asking all the class if they had watched it, and one kid said: "Yeah, and I auditioned for it"

so some kid (i don’t know who) somehow managed to start a huge rumor (i mean _huge_ - the entire grade believed this) that these two teachers were both vampires. the teachers would play along too, they’d take a break to “drink blood” and then take a sip from their water bottle and everyone would freak out. people also said that they weren’t only vampires, but vampires in love. one of them literally had a wife.

i was so convinced that i was secretly the daughter of the queen elizabeth and told everyone in my kindergarten class i was royal.

I once convinced my friends I had a "dog simulator game", the next day my dad bought me wobble dogs just so I can show my friends

My best friend from age 7-adulthood was an absolutely pathological liar and a wannabe kleptomaniac. NOBODY in our school liked her and I was the nice kid, so I took pity on her and was her friend. Since I was her only friend, she was kind of obsessed with me and was even jealous and possessive. Over the years, she told some pretty sad and horrifying lies. The older she got, the worse her lies did too. In 2nd grade, she told everyone she was born a mermaid and had to have surgery to normalize the bottom half of herself. In 3rd grade, she swore she was born with blue hair and that she was an alien princess. In 5th grade, she told everyone she had a full time job at this restaurant called The Sugar Shack. Nobody had ever heard of this place and when asked about it, she told everyone it was in the woods, hidden behind her house. In 6th grade, she started lying about the amount of food in her home, making it seem like her parents were so poor she had nothing and was starved, so she was always coming to my house and stuffing her face with anything and everything she could. This went on for years until I learned it had been a lie, after I finally went to her house. She had more food than I did!! In 7th grade, she told everyone she had lung cancer to get the attention of a boy she had a crush on. It magically went away a week later. In 8th grade, she lied and told everyone she had a cocaine addiction over the summer and beat it cold turkey. She also managed to keep it completely secret from her parents. In high school, she faked a slew of injuries in order to get the attention of crushes. This included many sprained ankles, twisted ankles, busted knees, pulled shoulders, etc. Anything for attention. She learned how to forge celebrity signatures. She even forged some to make them look like celebrities had written her, this included Weird Al, Sir Paul McCartney, several cast members from The Lord of the Rings. She damaged her own saxophone for sympathy one day in band. I got my first boyfriend and she ran out and told everyone that he was HER boyfriend, not mine. I was humiliated, so I broke up with the guy because I panicked. Every person that came along that wanted to be friends with me, she ran off, either with lies, jealousy, or by being annoying. She made up lies to get me to hate others. She told me so many people talked shit about me, where it actually turns out a lot of people wanted to hang with me back then, but they thought I was unapproachable because I always seemed angry or depressed. I was a lot back then. But I digress. She lost her virginity to 4 different guys. Only 1 out of the 4 even claims to have slept with her. She told people that Cheech and Chong personally taught her dad how to grow pot. I started getting into Wicca freshman year, so she told me she suddenly had fairies and gnomes living in the trees in her yard and that she just found out from her family history, that she was a witch. 🤦After high school, she sadly didn't get any better. Actually, she got worse. She got fired from jobs every other week because she was stealing out of the cash register. She got kicked out of university for stealing an envelope of money from her roommate. She had about 50 fake Facebook accounts, most of which she's either a barista or a fashion designer/student in the UK. She also copied one of my tattoos and ran out and got her nose pierced just because I was talking about piercing mine. She switched eye doctors, just so she could get the same glasses I had at the time. This bitch had no personality of her own, only the lies she adopts. She tried to copy/paste my personality and look multiple times throughout our friendship. She also tried plagiarizing artwork from a local artist to impress this local band she was OBSESSED with. She got busted by the artist and the band got rid of her. She tried plagiarizing MY poetry and passing it off as her own. When I confronted her about it, she had "no idea" how it got on her page. Her mother ran a gas station and she would steal cigarettes from her mom ALL THE TIME and let the employees take the fall for it. Several of them lost their jobs. There are a million more lies she told, just piddly shit, but there were big ones too that harmed a lot of people...including this one. She got knocked up by some drunk guy at a LARP, then she got an abortion. She told everyone she had an abortion because of ME!! She said that I couldn't be trusted because I was "judgmental" and that's why she had the abortion. Then she proceeds to tell me that person who got her pregnant was actually MY BROTHER. And that they had been secretly seeing each other for almost 6 months. And that I forced her to abort my future niece/nephew. Wait...........WHAT?! I wish I was making this shit up. I knew nothing about any of this shit until after she had already done it!! I was the last to know!! When I asked my brother, he said he had no idea what the fuck she was even talking about. And that she had been obsessively messaging him on Facebook for months, saying that she was having dreams about their "mermaid baby" and how "this tarot reading I got said we were soulmates and supposed to be together". And this mermaid showed up in her dreams and told her the name of their baby and all this other psycho shit. He showed me these messages. ALL of them. He never wrote her back. The messages went on for months. She just couldn't take the hint and finally had to come up with a lie to guilt us somehow. That was the end for me. I'm a freakishly patient person, like a goddamn saint, but I couldn't do it anymore after that. I decided that this might have been my childhood, but it wasn't going to be my adulthood. I mean, my parents got involved in that drama!! I blocked her on every single social media medium there is. She has no idea where I live, what my phone number is, or what my married name even is. I was hoping after high school she would have grown up, but sadly she hasn't. I have corrected every single person I have talked to about her since. Thankfully 99% of people are intelligent enough to know she's full of shit anyway. But good lord. I had to rebuild my entire social circle from the ground up since then because she burrowed her way into a few people's ears that were stupid enough to take her side over mine. Since then, I've made several amazing TRUE friends and I have married the love of my life, which I could have never done with her toxic attitude around me constantly, never letting me breathe. To this day, I've never met a human being so jealous and petty. That girl had some serious fucking issues. I went to her Facebook page last year just to peep for a sec, out of morbid curiosity. She hasn't changed. She's still a lying, attention whore. Ugly inside and out. She's just as cancerous as those stupid cigarettes she poses with because she thinks it's "cool looking." Grow up bitch. I'm just glad she never tried to peel off my skin and turn it into a suit because that's the vibe she gave off. Fucking psycho hose beast. I have no idea how I lasted so long as her friend in the first place. This summer will be 14 years since I've talked to her. It's been liberating and magical without her. An absolute 180 🧙🧙 Life is good now. --TLDR-Life is way too short for shitty friends!!

A kid at a summer camp I was in claimed she was a goddess but couldn’t turn into her goddess form because it would kill all of us.

I just lost a friend I had sense kindergarten and this made me feel better.

most people just think im a serial killer and idk how they got to that conclusion but its too funny to correct

For me, it was this one girl who claimed she “built the school with her dad”. We were 6 years old and the school is over 100 years old

“No, you can’t summon Bloody Mary, she’s at yoga on tuesdays” I can approve of this I see her every wednesday at vons and we talk

This is like watching all your 3 am memories get posted lmao.

Number 2 needs to come out this Monday please!

imagine if the one with the lego is actually real like there is a kid out there, who's grandfather ACTUALLY invented lego, but no one will ever believe him

the shy transformer is pretty adorable actually. Imagine this giant flying robot from outer space that’s too self-conscious to show itself to a bunch of nine year olds

I just remembered when my best friend tried to convince me that he could control wind back in like 4th grade. I half-believed him, but later didn’t because that was absurd, but I didn’t tell him because he got very defensive everytime I didn’t agree with him

We didn't have a kid like this at most of the schools I went to but for the first 3 years of school it was incredibly normal for everyone to make up the most outrageous lies they could think of, I distinctly remember one of my friends claiming he was homeless. I had been to his house multiple times.

The idea of a ghost made half out of bones and half out of blood that stabs you at night only for the wounds to disappear the next morning is actually kinda terrifying.