That ONE TIME Liru had to ROLEPLAY Scenarios for Police... 

That actually seems like a fun and somewhat inconspicuous way of giving the police a heavy piece of equipment for a serious, and potentially major, final act of the session.

0:01 The Ukrainians make it look so easy.

nice *accidental* click of the machinegun trigger

I swear all I did was try to help the tow guy by disconnecting the tow rope I wasn’t trying to Houdini your tractor lmao

It was in this episode where Liru seemed to forget the 5th Amendment.

ODST: Orbital Drop Shock Tractor

"good thing i just tuned the engine" "How the fuck is that gonna tow a tank?" Had me rolling 😂😂😂😂

The fact that this went on for 28 minutes is insane.

That was a good Role play with the Tank then the tractor decided to say hello. That has to be used again for later. LoL

This feels like how a real world gravitational anomaly would play out. XD

Alien Tractor Abduction is a thing I guess.

It's his emotional support T-55

The person in chat calling it a T-90 XD

FUNFACT: Here in the U.S.A you are actually allowed to own a tank, so long as its basically been disarmed... Its not that you can freely drive it on the streets though as there are other laws that might get in your way unrelated to fire arm saftey

im literally in a tank and your not, YOUR NOT MY DAD!!

"The Tank Incident"

You know half of the people had to either mute or stiffle their laughs.

As also a zeus running a checkpoint op today, how do you find the ability to keep coming up with new characters or ideas to keep the players entertained?

I was actually part of the first part I was one of the bike cops. Also sad to see the goat part wasn’t added as he made me seem crazy

What seems to be the officer problem?

Imagine hearing tank incedent on the radio if i did i would but in and ask what do you mean tank incedent

Loved the video @LirutheLanceCorporal! Can't wait for the next video man! The T-54 is a 70 year old Tank Design from the Soviet Union. It's not a 54 year old Tank, that would be either the T-64 or the T-72 (2024 minus 54 equals 1970). I hate to break it to you man, but I've got two pieces of Bad news for you and your Tank. • First Bit is that you now might be getting slapped with Charges of Treason in Violation of the Insurection Act of 1854. The Registration on the T-54 Matches one of the Hundreds that were in Storage and were reported to Interpol as Missing, implicating that they had been smuggled out by Operatives of the Black Market who then sold it to various Arms Dealers. Since you had Purchased it, this also brings the Legal Implications that you and your Brother Daryll are now considered to be Part of the Arms Trade and are Supplying Sessionist Militia Groups within the United States of America to support what the Biden Administration called an "Insurrection". At the very least, the two of you might face Life Behind bars at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba; The Worst and most likely case would be the Death Sentence depending upon the State Legislatures Laws on such Penalties where you're at. • The Second bit is that I was able to get an entire Battalion's Worth of Equipment Including about 4 or 5 Dozen T-54/T-55 Main Battle Tanks, A Dozen or so PT-76A Amphibious Light Tanks, Several BMP-1 and BMP-2 Infantry Fighting Vehicles and a Couple of MT-LB Amphibious Armored Personnel Carriers and related Variants, all for about $100USD. That's not including the Little Shopping Spree on Small Arms and Equipment that I also did while I was there; AK-74's Assault Rifles, AKM's Assualt Rifles, SKS Rifles, PKM Heavy Machine Guns, BM-82 82 millimeter Mortars, RPG-7 Rocket Propelled Grenades, SA-14 Gremlin MANPADS, 9M113 Konkurs (AT-5 Spandrel) Anti-Tank Guided Missiles, some 9M117 Bastion (AT-10 Stabber) Anti-Tank Guided Missiles for the Tanks which would mean that I've got T-55AM's, and some 9K114 Shturm (AT-6 Spiral) Anti-Tank Guided Missiles for the Anti-Tank Variants of the MT-LB's. I'm probably going to come back in about a Month or Two and see if I can grab some ZSU-23-4 Shilka Anti-Aircraft Tanks, 2S9 (2K22) Tunguska Mobile SAMs, 2S3 Akatsiya Self-Propelled Artillery Vehicles, 2A18 (D-30) 122 millimeter Howitzers and Ural 375D Trucks to Tow them, some 9K35 Strela-10 Anti-Aircraft Missiles for the Anti-Aircraft Variant of the MT-LB's and some BM-21 Grad Rocket Launcher Trucks. I just also got a Letter from the Sheriff's Department right here. We don't really have much of a Police Presence in our neck of the woods, but the Sheriff's Department of our County as well as the Surrounding 5 or 6 Counties have placed their Foot Down on the ATF's Shenanigans alongside the Biden Administration and declared the New Rules and Regulations as Unconstitutional and will not be enforcing them. So what I'm doing for me and my boy's is perfectly legal. *Opens the Letter and Reads it.* (Uh, Let's see.... "Dear Mr. [Redacted], This letter is to inform you that you'll now called upon by the Joint Councils to Help their Respective Sheriff's Department to Patrol our share of Interstate Route 77, Better known as the Infamous Heroin Highway. It is the Belief of all Sheriff's Departments in your own and the Neighboring Counties that this Highway is being used by not only Drug Dealers but now also the Venezuelan Gang Syndicate Tren des Araguay to infiltrate Cities like New York and Cause chaos within the United States of America. The 2 or 3 Eastermost Counties Neighboring your own have been reporting Various Crimes Committed by this Gang as they make their way up the Highway and You're Hereby *Commissioned to Patrol this Stretch of the Highway to Interdict both the Flow of Drugs and the Flow of Gang Members for Tren Des Araguay.* This is supposed to be for only Six months, hopefully by which point *We can arrange for you and your Group to be Deployed to Texas in Support of the Texas-Mexico Border.* You'll have about a week to Respond or we will pull your Draft Cards out for Service with the Army National Guard.) Okay, So it looks like things are heating up right now. Basically, my group is being Commissioned by the Council's of my County and the Surrounding Counties to Fight the Drug Dealers and Tren Des Araguay Gang along the Heroin Highway. They've Specified only within the Areas of those Counties who's Sheriff's Departments are going against the ATF and the Biden Administration. After about 6 months, we'll be sent over it should be sent over rather to Texas to help out with the Border Crisis over there, uh, I'm guessing for another 6 Months. Also, I found some Day Z Vehicle Mods for you to Try out. I saw a video by BigK (@I3igK) from about a Year ago and I saw some Vehicles that might help you in your Day Z Streams. • American M4 High Speed Tractor from World War Two. • Soviet AT-T or AT-S Utility Tractor from the 1960's. • Soviet BTR-60 Wheeled Armored Personnel Carrier from the 1960's. • Soviet MT-LB Amphibious Armored Personnel Carriers from the 1970's. • Soviet T-34/76 Medium Tanks from World War Two (in Winter and Summer Camouflage). Let me know what you think about this and I'll catch you in your next video man!

This is why you are awesome Liru.

It was Definitely a Series of Events Suggest GTA5 RP; It’s Better Wish You made more Use of the Tank Decent Comedy

Nordic and I were such good officers :)

I want to see the police pov of the Orbital Drop Shock Tractor

Kill dozer more like tank dozer

Clearly a pipe, it shoots out smoke and heat. Guaranteed to get you your tobacco craving

Santa sends his regards

Is this made in my likeness 😂

This this be Great hahaha 👌

Great L4D2 Ellis story potential here. “This reminds of this time my buddy Kieth was getting questioned by the Cops because he was trying to tow a tank he won at an auction. You see, he didn’t have a lot of gas in the thing, I guess that’s why he only got it for a $100. Anyway, so he has this tank alright? So he gets his tractor to try and tow it like those guys in Ukronk been doing. So he tries that, and instead of pulling the thank, the damn tractor flips. Luckily for him some police guys were driving by just when this happened, so they get out and start questioning him. I don’t know a lot of the details, he was pretty bummed out because apparently he needed to concrete-up the big gun because of laws or some shit, and you know that’s just gonna tank (hehe) the resale value. Anyway, so here where I come in ‘cause you see, no one knew how to detached the rope from tractor. So I get called, I ride in, and undo the rope, all that. But just when in a I get the rope off, the tractor disappears like Houdini! So we’re just standing there like ‘wtf happened to that Tractor’ when eventually, my buddy Kieth ends up on the other side of road telling to retrace our steps to find it. But just then, KaBoom! Tractor appears out of nowhere in a fireball right where Kieth is standing. Third degree burns and shrapnel wounds over 90% of his body.”

oh crab

Lmao, I know planekiller, I was NOT expecting to hear his voice in one of your videos lmao.

liru what mods do u use?

12:17 we saw the same comment or video idk what it was I just remember dying that someones spurm is so useless, they suck start the first shotgun they see 😂😂 (ik yt prob doesnt like it thats why I mispelled it.)

What server is this

Whats the map?

zam47, your messages made me giggle. I want you to know that you are seen, and you are funny.

What is this game ?

those were both fun too watch

While Liru was talking to them, they should've had a guy go and make sure there was no one else was in it and then had a naked Floridaman suddenly run up to and hop in the tank out of nowhere and drive off, initiating a high speed chase while loudly and audibly screaming disturbing gibberish.......