That's Not How That Works! A Darkest Dungeon Short 

Darkest Dungeon gives you diseases for the most random reasons. Shoutout to those books lying around in the dungeons that somehow give you syphilis just by reading them.

Pft. The more unbelievable part was Leper actually hitting both of his targets.

*goes gravedigging* *syphillis* I’m sorry Reynauld, but what the fuck did you do to that corpse???

Leper: Well, guys, this was fun while it lasted. I'm going back to the Hamlet to eat all the oranges I can find.

My abomination get syphilis after interacting with an animal corpse in the weald 💀💀💀

,,Oh no! This worm-bite reminded me that I haven't had a lemon in a long time!"

Absorbed all the vitamin C. LoL

You can literally contract diseases trough a ghoul's howl. Not to mention you can dodge the damm attack. LIKE HOW DO YOU DODGE SOUNDS?

Yeah like what are my characters doing to get Syphilis on the way back home

- Reads book - *Gets syphillis* I know you're a plague doctor and all but... i'm not sure that's how you're supposed to absorb information...

I once had my plague doctor contract rabies and syphilis from the same dog in the weald that critted her twice. Unfortunately, as a DnD DM, this gave me quite the *colorful imagery* of what she may have done with the dog.

Darkest Dungeon be like, you slipped, fell, and got a slight concussion. AIDS!!!

I once had a jellyfish slap my abomination so hard he got syphilis. Good times.

*reads book* *gets rabies*

The poor leper getting more diseases

My leper got leprosy once

At least that can be fixed with an orange or a lemon. I had one who decided he was possessed by demons!

You missed the part (or what I was expecting) where you get the disease AND the stun proc'ing off the same attack with the maggots.

using hew on maggots gives me irrational anxiety about how low of a hit chance roll that is

Last time I played DD I went to face the Hag, 1st battle was with 4 maggots, 2 of them crit my highwayman back to back for,18 damage a piece, sent him to deaths door with blight, and on his first turn the blight tic gave him the deathblow. It's been about 2 weeks and I don't plan on going back anytime soon Lol

I still remember when my vestal became a masochist from wine, idk what in that curse chalise from that scheleton but im too afraid to ask, she decided to help the enemy and unalive herself when she was at death gates

I mean at least getting rabies from dogs makes sense but everything else is… yeah

10/10 genuine funny comment by your part.

I remember that time i got syphilis from swine wretch vomit

Remember when Leper could get Leprosy? Fun stuff

wow wasn't expecting the random low view count video on my recommended to actually make me laugh this much, good stuff

I got tapeworm from a ghoul howling

Imagine contracting rabies by digging a hole with your hands

Yesterday I was facing a creature in the ruins (the one that tosses fuggin' skulls), it screams at my leper and gave him "The worries" ¿¡WHAT?!

And how can leper get the same disease again!

lol