That Time When Cocaine Was In EVERYTHING | Random Thursday 

As you said, "People are going to people" and on the internet, people are pedantic as fuck. Source: Look up "How to pronounce 'Gif'". No one can, or will agree on how it is pronounced.

Fair game, Joe. You are certainly not an idiot. One of the smartest guys I have never met (on youtube). But we are all wrong sometimes, and make mistakes often. Realizing our mistakes is how we learn new things. Being wrong about something is just as good, or even better than, being right.

And your skit with the wine spilling, dollar bills, etc.... was comic gold. Better than anything SNL has done for over 2 decades.

I'm just disappointed that you didn't use the ubiquitous red X in the infomercial bit. That red thumbs-down just didn't do it for me.

You should do a video on vaping and make a clearer more educated opinion on it then.

I'm guessing it was juice, but it stains nontheless

Haha yea I thought afterwards it could have been blaxk currant juice but still that was a light shirt and a small video clip

@@Sean_Lightning_OBrien He's in America, so it was probably not black currant juice, that stuff is super expensive since currant imports are illegal.

Hahahahahahah oh america....

I was thinking the same thing! Dedication.

RobertWF42 right you had to be off that shit to coin terms like “ohh gosh golly” 😂

RobertWF42 It’s actually because those old time movies are speed up, because the framerate at which the camera recorded the film is to low for modern digital screens to show so the footage is speed up which makes the people move and speak slightly faster

Ya-C😜

Probably how Babe Ruth hit all those homers

Fritz HansZirkel r/woosh

Or is it?

@@lukwsager190 lol...it is, isn't it?

😂😂😂

Best.. info-mercial... ever...

I see what you did here! So many "play-on-words".. Most underrated "line" lol..

"sugar was found to be more addictive than cocaine and heroin combined"

true

@@greta8849 I'm not sure how but I think by combining these 2 you will either get no effect or just the stronger one.

Cyanide he’s not talking about the effect of the drugs combined, he’s talking about the addictiveness each of them have

Cyanide mixing heroin with coke is actually very popular

😂😂😂

It explains why now... Hahaha ...

Ha!

Much better than living in a brown paper bag in a septic tank

Red bull gives you wings!

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one to think of that 😂

That... was the joke.

"Cocaine in a can baby"

and had somehow less, but impressively worse flavor

I love when drinking hurts me.

Generic And Unfunny wow I actually bursted out laughing at this comment. Thank you sir

@@nootnootimaboot8798 CO2 dissolved in water makes small amounts of carbonic acid, which is what gives carbonated water it's distinctive taste which takes a ton of sugar to overcome to make things like Coca Cola.

Sprite burns so good thooo

Ok boomer

@@xuavrice2338 ok gen Z kiddie

Misanthrope boomer alert

@@unky5724 gen z kiddie alert ... and I'm born 1989 which doesnt count as a boomer

Companies. Companies. If he were a boomer he would probably know the difference between a plural and a possessive.

God that shit nearly made me wake up the house.

So it's twenty daily needs of calories (don't mix calories with kilocalories). Hmm... Maybe in atomic times we will need this much.

it’s not vegan if it comes from cows

Don't forget about that radiant glow

ah yes, a epic gamer

Hahahaha

Yes, and it's appalling that American society didn't learn its lesson after Prohibition. I think alcohol is one of the absolute worst drugs on the planet, and almost everyone knows multiple people whose lives were ended or ruined by alcohol, but for some reason America has given alcohol a monopoly over the world of recreational drugs... although cannabis is starting to make inroads there, thank goodness.

Ryan Twombly joe is a form of crack

Meh

@@jsteinman More like craic, eh, that's the healthy Irish verity.

@Andro mache you know, the nazis were on meth too

Me. I'm highly addicted to both.

Bob Sullivan me too😭😭

Crackhead

just get them separately and mix

You hippie you. 😏

I looked it up online because I was curious and it's not what we all think. Apparently the cocaine in coke was pretty much inactive. Coka Cola incorporated coco leaf, a non narcotic strain. It's kind if like hemp seed being referred to as cannabis even though it's inactive. If you mixed straight up party cocaine in soda, you wouldn't really notice much because it would take a ton, because cocaine doesn't really work orally. Essentially, it would be a waste of time and money.

They still use the cocoa leaves for flavouring, but they have to process the active cocaine out of it. So it does have cocaine, at first, but then it's extracted.

Your dad is correct. It has Coca leave extract in the flavouring. They actually lobbied the government to make coca illegal back in the day. They succeeded with the caveat that they alone were allowed to import and use it. The law hasn't changed

and everyone is so sooth today because of.... meth?

@@CarFreeSegnitz Oxycontin

Satan's Spinach

☺ Though I do wish they would bother to play those things at the right frame rate, it's easy nowadays.

Blood ‘,:/

Wait, what's that in the middle?

One of these things is like not the other

That milk is HORRIBLE for you (if it's cow's milk).

I mean, what is blood really, if not the milk of man. . .

It reminds me of the video "Black hole sun" by Soundgarden.😆

Teehee!!!

People who nag you for drinking soda are as annoying as people who nag you for smoking. We already know it's not healthy - we just don't care.

@@stackflow343 "You know that stuff'll kill you, right?" -My mom "When?" -Me in a depressive phase.

@yellowleaf still annoying

Also like... Did he mean sodas with sugar? Or all sodas? (As in, is it the sugar or the carbonation that's bad? He seems to have meant the sugar but it wasn't totally clear)

I agree

So get some Bordeaux and stick some cocaine in it ???? Nobody's stopping you

@@fraggle23 that’s the spirit!

Yeah like every meal.

Occasions would be everyday!!! Just saying as well!!!! 😜

I think we wouldn't be able to get that far this time if 40s are also coming back

I'll be dead.

ww3 will have happened within 2060. atleast a war within the European Union

People in 2060: what!?, people used to drive deathly cars instead of the autopilot cars? No way!

Damn you, time travelers!. but oops, you just told us we discover time travel in 2060. Paradox onward!

It's a mixed blessing.

Pissed I don't live in a time when Vin Mariani existed.

Now only (legally) available in Portugal 😉

Wait, with EXTRA cocaine?

Interesting info, thank you. 🙂

I would have to disagree

Yeah, the 1880's.

@@Thelango99 YEAH

Yeah, it is in about everything. The one that gets me is canned vegetables.

@@KalRandom Depending on the Vegetable it could be its own sugar content, of course they could still add sugar on top of that. Many things occur naturally with sugar content, the problem is that we add more with refined sugars. Sugar is already in most things, the real problem is how much added sugar there is.

also caffeine

DR. Feelgood I'm all for people having the freedom to consume what they want. Caffeine is easy to avoid. The problem is that avoiding sugar is near impossible. Basically, if you don't make it yourself it has added sugar.

The real Devil is HFCS!

I'm sure he said "people gonna people"

@ClariFi can't tell if that sarcasm gonna assume that is isn't and in that case NO IT IS NOT

@ClariFi 18th century is 1700s...

@ClariFi lmao rethink what you just said

ClariFi 18th century: 1701-1799, 1800s: 1800-1899

@@jackolson4808 *1700

😂

doing cocaine on the way to the nazi rally.

Yup, cocaine drops for the baby and good, old timey racism.

@@bradlemmond I suspect the racism was just the selling point used to justify more government control. The other popular excuse is for the good of the kids.

same language family 😊 english is a weird language anyway, many loanwords & inconsistencies.

Or is it ? !!!!!

@@tharsgaard663 😂 Well played!

And there was a pic of Stifler's mom :D:D:D

Wrong. This was per fl ounce so you will get a very strong kick from a bottle.

I commented the same thing. I am glad that knowledge is becoming more common.

Yes! Thank you

TCH? you mean THC

Back when i used to vape my lungs felt super heavy. I stopped and the lung thing went away but thats just me, every here and there i still take a rip if my friends have it. What im wondering is if the people using the thc extracted stuff is using the same extraction method we used to use when making wax(butane) if so, i can see how people are getting sick from the thc cartridges. Like residual build up of butane particles in the lung cant be good at all.

Vaping is still young, at this point, TCH was the fast acting stuff, wait until things settle in, vapers get old, and the diseases pop in. And if anyone, thinks that that kind of stuff is safe, they are deluding themselves more than people who think politicians are for the people. Humans were never meant to smoke anything.

That mean Users can get medical attention without being arrested!

That's because addiction drives people crazy.

Portugal didn't make drugs legal, just made it not a crime to be found possessing them for personal use. They're still illegal, still an offense. Decriminalised just means no prison sentences, but other penalties can still occur. (fines, bans, loss of public subsidies, etc.) Also, making/trafficking/selling drugs is still a crime, and those specific crimes were the ones that decreased. The current drug possession *offences* also decreased compared to the previous possession *crimes*. So yeah, all valid reasons for (good) surprise.

The skits on this channel are gold

What a brilliant insightfull question ! I guess it always comes down to money and profit.

Yeah great question! I would think it would be a combo of both actually.

They stopped putting cocaine in Coca Cola after 1903 because the general public had concerns about people (i.e. black people) having access to cocaine. Public pressure wins every time.

@@jefferroo interesting..

Vim and vigor

What is society like with them all legalized? (You should do a Reddit AMA.)

Heh, you said depenalise.

@@aaronsmith6632 free from coercion.

depenalise=removal of the penis

He is correct. Nicotine is incredibly poisonous. Some people have poisoned themselves vaping. With a high concentration of nicotine and constantly blowing big clouds, it is pretty easy to take too much nicotine. I also thought the recent problem, which is what I assume you were alluding to wasn't THC, but CBD vaping, and something that was being added to the CBD cart. But don't worry about the last part, if you were talking about something else.

@@martingrundy5475 Number of deaths from Nicotine from vaping = 0 / About 2,300 Americans die of cardiovascular disease each day, an average of 1 death every 38 seconds.(American Heart Association). .Ban Hamburgers..

​@@martingrundy5475 Steve is correct. Nobody has died from vaping nicotine. People have definitely made themselves feel sick from vaping high mg nicotine liquid but they haven't died. However, people have died from nicotine poisoning from concentrated nicotine used when mixing DIY liquids and there have been incidents of kids consuming high nic liquids irresponsibly left out. This is why the current trend to ban flavored e-liquids is dangerous as more people will be attempting to DIY their e-liquid and bad things can happen if done incorrectly / without using proper precautions and techniques. The recent deaths were from black market THC cartridges that were cut with vitamin E oil which builds up in the lungs. Nicotine e-liquid sold from reputable vendors will never lead to those kinds of symptoms / illnesses. Again, this is why banning flavored e-liquids raises concerns that it will introduce more black market products into the market.

@FranBunnyFFXII I was coming here to say the same thing. Recently did a lot of research on it. The current scare has NOTHING to do with Nicotine based Vaping. It's all THC carts. Black market THC carts. Shit like this makes me not trust what Joe says. Makes me think he doesn't do very much research for his information. Took me all of a few hours to find this fact and also that the nicotine industry isn't behind the scare. This since the tobacco industry already owns the vaping industry. This vaping scare started with the vape pens blowing up in peoples faces. Turns out it was people modifying their systems with bigger batteries.. Those big ass vaping devices.

@@martingrundy5475 No you're wrong. Do some real research before you speak.

Yes YangGang Yess - forgive my pfp

Our world needs more educated progressive thinkers

TableCat but we want coke

Caiã Wlodarski The Democratic Party has lost all credibility to me. They failed in every other way of getting rid of him and got desperate. Like honestly, you can’t wait 4 years? It’s just too irritating that you lost? You need to have that bad of a freak out over an offhand message from a stupidly outspoken person? They just needed to wait. Just shut up and wait. He’s not going to win re-election so every single bit of this is pointless and petty. I just can’t wait for the news to not be the next episode of “Keeping up with the Trumps.”

@@dungeonsanddragonsanddrive2902 hes gonna win though just letting you know, the "entertainment news" says people dont like, but from what i seen personally its the opposite

That and the mountains of sugar you heathens put in each glass of tea.

I lived in Corpus Christi when hurricane Harvey hit. Later that year in 2017, it literally snowed enough to blanket the streets. I'm convinced some of it was coke.

ChipLeader, same goes for Phoenix AZ!

Lol

It's Ted Cruz. Every other option was planted by Ted Cruz to throw you off the scent. "i did it! I'm the zodiac killer!!" -Ted Cruz , probably

It's toby from the office.

Cease and desist letter from Ted Cruz incoming.

i second that, but please do the research,

Congrats on quitting the cancer sticks! I'm also long time vaper (7 years) and former smoker too (1.5 PaD for 27 years). And yes, all the vape misinformation being spread is driving me nuts too. Really hate seeing Joe being a victim of it.

This is what happens when Congress is completely broken and non-functioning. Any functioning government would have recognized that these markets need the same regulatory practices as the alcohol and tobacco industries. Or any other product that goes into a human body. But instead of putting those in place years ago, they've let every Dick, Tom, And Harry produce and distribute the stuff. Now everyone wonders why people are getting harmed by them. Not trying to make it political, but I predicted this when I first saw e-cigs getting popular years ago.

DirtyBlastard agreed. We need responsible science based regulation. But as long as states and the federal government are losing millions of dollars in Master Settlement money, and tobacco companies losing their lifelong customers, vaping will be demonized. Attacked, and spun into anything they can to kill it. Sadly, they have waited until its a multi-billion dollar a year industry and are going about it horribly. Between big tobacco lobbyist, big pharma lobbyist, and the poor marketing practices of a very small part of the e-liquid manufacturing community, all it took was a few groups chanting “save the kids” and some backroom dope dealers flooding the black market with very bad shit for a few bucks, and its now a perfect storm to kill an industry that aims at offering an alternative product to the one that we know factually causes 480,000 tobacco related deaths each year in our country alone. It makes me sick to know the truth, yet see this happening. #ivapeivote

I quit smoking and started vaping 5 years ago, when my doctor told me that if I didn't quit my two pack a day habit, it wouldn't live to see my kids graduate high school. I went in last year and he said that he was so proud of my progress and that my lungs looked like I had never smoked. When I told him I had been vaping for the last three years and it was the reason I was able to quit. He said he didn't know much but the results speak for themselves, and whatever I was doing, I should keep it up.

@@wk3isme70 Nice hash tag, I'm using it. :-) #iVapeiVote

Low doses of it isnt bad, the problem is its very "more-ish" so people go crazy with it. Low doses wouldnt be any worse then having a cup of coffee

@@thehandliesthandle more-ish is a very good way to describe coke lol

It’s always a good thing to hear

My daughter's description of cocaine addiction: "you're wondering who you can sell your mother to for the next hit". Maybe there's a dose so low to be non-addictive, but I'll never chance that.

That takes too long. You need Joecaine!

Joecaine.

😂YES!!!

@@aereilly5818 mo

Eric Decamps Or did you???

Ross h23 who’s Joe?

@@yabadabbadabbadoo9226 😂

Ya ba Dabba Dabba doo joe momma

Reverse psychology at work 😂

The old Coke, you certanly mean... Or cocaine, the powder variety?

it's great at first, then just feels like the warm dissatisfaction of tantalising memories of something better mixed with creeping desperation and poverty

0_o Well...that took a dark turn...

Sean O'Brien .... hahaha, well that's the reality of drug addiction, sadly. if it wasn't prone to dark turns we'd all be permanently wasted. i definitely would

Omg me too haha

Dat Laudanum

mdma is hallucinogenic though...

@@benwright4096 Is it? If you've had a hallucinogenic experience on mdma, I'm not going to argue with you. My research says it isn't hallucinogenic. Also, you or whoever, may have been on MDA and you may have been told it was mdma...not uncommon.

@@siriusfeline MDA is an metabolite of MDMA, so high doses of the later can become a bit hallucinogenic cause of the bodys metabolism

@@CC-re9df Perhaps, but not typical. If you take enough of anything, you'll hallucinate. Years ago, I took up to 6 doses of X - nothing, no hallucinations, just seriously depleted dopamine levels for weeks afterwards.

Recently began trying different brands of flavored waters (no sugar or sweeteners) and they are quite interesting. I like the Bubly cherry and Dasani black cherry the best. What flavor do you recommend?

eek barba durkle! what do you work for 'em?

Same, when he asked how much sofa I’ve had and I was just like “I haven’t had any for over four years.” Yeet, the life of having so much sparkling water that soda was too sweet for me gang gang

... or was it?!

yeah, I have a pack of flyers in my backpack that I give every shop where I go to. It clears the misconception about the death. Oh i am in Germany and even here we have a problem because of the deaths in the US and the media around it.

The 3 am infomercials

Nah, the funniest was him making fun of that stupid show Big Bang Theory.

Nothing like a Coke induced rage to keep me going through the workday

I'll have you know that the British got shit done for hundreds of years before you did and all we had was opium! try fighting a war against independence when you're trying to write a poem about a talking horse.