The $289,500 New York Hot Dog Stand License 

Half as Interesting no.

Booooo

Hot Dogs, Cold Dogs, Warm Dogs, Cool Dogs, and too many 'dog' words in this video, until everyone realize, there are no airplane words.

How about flying dogs?

Does it have planes?

And don't forget about the buns.

You haven't seen any of Liza koshy's videos it even nigahiga?

p/m or ppm. this will become an internationally used ratio

Yet he missed out on the most obvious one! 2+2 = 4 - 1 = 3 .. yet he didn't say anything? That's an open goal if I've seen one.

he said let's do some quick maths before

I hope it was a woman who invested everything she had in it to become an entrepreneur. Maybe she was once a girl who was inspired by a successful woman. I hope she was forced into hospitality services with an abusive male manager by starvation and understood her place as a woman.

In Victoria, Australia taxi licences were close to $500k at one point, imagine paying that a month before Uber went into operation...

That's some quick maffs

Who r u dead meat?

Thanks for the useful information! Here is a medal 🏅

I REALLY needed to know this.. THANK YOU!!!

That’s a high dog rate.

Legit MR SLAV?

@@karlvincentnolastname9353 yes

HASMAWATI HASHIM not OP, but ok.

Or vending on a backpack

@@JoeMama-cl1br that don't really matter mr. Redditor

*buns

Some, though, were nearly the wurst

Don’t let it dog you down.

Imo too many detracts from the serious nature of academic hot dog research.

they burn

wow i dint know you watched this guy

Linkmon99 I feel the exact same

Honestly, he got unlucky with the food poisoning. I’ve had dozens and dozens of them and never gotten sick.

Linkmon99 now they are making fun out of you

People these days will eat anything.

*wiener

Weiner ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Yasssss

*top dog

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Carl, that kills people

I used to live in Queens near the elmont raceway can you explain what he means by "to most New Yorkers this is basically Canada"

That none of y'all ever come to Inwood, know what Inwood is, or even think about anything on manhattan above like 181st. I'm from Inwood and that's... Painfully true

That Person I’m Welsh

+That Person The abbreviation is plural and not singular. How many types of mathematics are there? Several. Examples: Geometry, Calculus, Statistics etc. I too am Welsh, and only Americans' say "Math", as usual, it's because they perpetually butcher the English language. There is no such thing as "American English", it's just "English" with bad spelling.

Junior Hoilett

Meths

Actually yes, there is such a thing as American English because dialects are a thing that exists no matter how much someone may not like Americans. There is also African American Vernacular English which has something called the 'habitual be' which does not exist in other English dialects. The phrase 'he be working' means 'he has a job', not 'he is working' or 'he is busy'. The differences between American and British English are smaller, but the only thing required to be real and internally correct dialects is that we understand the meaning of what one another is saying. So yes, there is American English, no matter how ridiculous or inconsistent it is. That is English in general anyway. Therefore, the abbreviation is singular here. Doing some math.

the quick maths one though

Half as interesting

Then you need a grill and a way bigger propane tank to keep it lit.... and you'd have a lot of grease to get rid of at the end of the day.

@@themonkeyhand Boil the burgers, duh.

@@leechyfruit4464 boil it? Uhhh you mean steamed? Or boil as in that kitchen nightmare episode ?

@@articusramos808 Was I not clear, put the burgers in water, and heat the water to 100°c.

They probably regulate that too.

He said it before that, though.

Theres a skrraaaa in the background

I was hoping he'd say ‘quick math‘ 😐 isn't this guy american? What's with adding that stupid nonsensical 's' on the end of 'math'? 🤔

@@ClipsNSnipsBecause different countries have different spellings, like mom and mum.

@@ClipsNSnips it's a reference to man's not hot by big shaq, he says quick maths in the song cause he's British

Fair comment. You'd assume they'd want to use it for their own stand and I bet they do, but does that help? People pretty much recognise a hot dog stand by the looks of it and are too lazy to find a different one anyway. The "Bob's Sausage Stand" sign isn't going to improve business. Might as well sell off the space.

How many companies want to be associated with diabetes diahrea and food poisoning from a greasy hot dog salesperson

Maybe some anit-sickness & anti-diarrhea big phama company haha to prove how good their product is!

Fuckin' Pepto Bismol is missing a prime opportunity here.

Most likely the NY hot dog license blocks the use of 3rd-party advertising on the stand.

Smoke trees

Mbathroom1 Hold tight Asznee, he's got a pumpee. Hold tight my man (my guy) he's got a frisbee!

It’s litt

Mans not hot

I tell her man's not hot, I tell her man's not hot

It’s the teachers who should be laughing. Public school teaching is a part time job with low entry requirements and no objective performance standards. Hot dog vendor work full time under more difficult conditions. Show me a vendor who quit at 3pm and gets summers off

@@stevekru6518 just no, that's not how teaching works.

@@heyda found the teacher

@@stevekru6518 its the hot dog vendors who set their working hours, unlike teachers who are basically controlled by the school. running a hot dog stand is a business, how long the vendor chooses to work is a matter of choice

They charge around 3.50, but If you look like tourist or foreign person they charge you more. Depends of the hot dog stand.

Exactly. I'd be shocked if any hot dog stand with a license that cost more than $100k has the owner of the license actually peddling dogs.

@@hankmesker So they charge $4, since most people wont care about the change/pennies

xr1weazelx everyday mans on the block smoke trees

i thought i was the only one to hear that

Lol

See yo girl in da pahk That girl is an uckers When the ting go quack-quack-quack You man was ducking

quick mafff

OH NEIN HE DIDN'T

WHOOOOOO!!!!!

Quick maths

asylkz the meme died normies

How much is the penalty , if I sell hot dogs without license.?

🤣

The Hungry Gringo he could be a *stand* up comedian

This show is getting completely out of hand with the puns. They are simply not punny anymore.

Lazy and tiresome puns, not impressed at all. Had to dislike the video because of how annoyed it made me feel.

It's worse than Carl Azuz

I like the videos, but the puns are getting out of control.

One year later, is that degree still useless?

@@pyrotechnicalbirdman5356 I don't understand the person with the stand without some type of education can't easily transition into different work while having an education allows for more options as long as those options required the education.

I was wondering about those 2 dollars. But I also wondered why he didn't speak about taxes. Usually there is no place or product you could sell to make a living without getting taxed.

Snowgoon It was all about profit not income

Costco sells hotdogs $1 each so yeah $2/hotdog is entirely possible

the first time I traveled to new york, many stands were selling dogs for 8-10 dollars per dog, no joke

Mbathroom1 smoke trees

The sum of 2+2 is not equivalent to 4-1 nor 3.

What I just said is proven by logical-mathematical reasoning that is based on the most fundamental skills of mathematics.

r/iamverysmart

Math*

Here in my city we have a guy who became a millionaire playing the street organ, so that's actually not impossible.

and do that 365 days of the year and sell 1000+ items each day

THIS. So you’ll need to pay someone to help you and you are quickly eating into that amazing income and moving down into much more “pedestrian” salary ranges.

@@kmshaff in reality they make a profit of near 300k. They also have 5-8 full time employees at a stand. They are still making 100k each year in profit and they don't have to be the ones to stand and sell hotdogs.

Can I get 1000 subs no videos? Are you trying to confuse the youtube recommendations ai?

Subscribed. Although you should set your 'liked videos' to private, it currently shows up as a playlist on your page and all of those videos then show up on your videos tab.

Chadwicked B Getting angry because of a fucking piece of tissue

Calamari Matoi the Trap Expert it's actually not tissue, it's cloth and they can be pretty expensive. Not to mention the fact that it's a symbol, and just bc your stupid ass doesn't respect it doesn't mean that others, ie the majority of the US populace, don't either.

Squidtards' First Cousin Cloth, what’s the fucking difference? Maybe you should worry about the state of your country instead of people “disrespecting” your shitty flag.

Yeah and sometime people are sick for other reasons beside the food like smell.... I know this after living with other people where one of them got sick from what I was cooking....

EvMarenZ I bet you don't even know who 67 are.

Clorox Bleach 67 also got the beat from Someone else as well, so the beat was recycled like twice before everyone knowing it

A B C D ALPHABET!

loool

Doge Fujiwara I

That's what I call quick math

@@ClipsNSnips its a reference to a song called mans not hot

What the fuck is your definition of "edgy"

what the fuck is your definition of “baked”

so 2+2=3? k

Why tho?

He managed to sneak that in and I only noticed it when he did 2+2.

I upload shit Buns*

+Donald J Trump r/whoosh

Unbelievable. If he can make enough to take time off why do it since he can do other stuff if he works for years straight? I remember making my first 20K extra and I wanted to switch jobs as soon as possible....

Not even a *hotpuppy* joke ? ¶:

Running a food cart can be very rewarding, especially if you have a good location. I know an old man who retired from being a mill supervisor making 80K/year to run a food stand. He won't tell what he makes but he does steady business, and he gets out in the air and talks to people all day, which is probably healthier.

he's already out of business..... Some girl scouts took over his spot

I Know Right! XDDD

You are the definition of poor taste.

Pedro O ahahahaha.....

fuck off the meme is dead

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I Know Right! XDDD

What made him lose his mind?

that's because he is an honest person and didn't want to poison his buyers.

Ask him to start selling coffee on a back pack

He probably watched this vid where they try to act like it's easy lol.

But it was his choice to pay those taxes. He only bid as much as it was worth to him to own it. Another way of looking at it is he is paying about 75 percent of what he makes in taxes leaving him with 25 percent return gross margin.

@@lightningdemolition1964 It's taxes because it's artificial restriction of supply, not a free market. Nothing prevented these outdoor stands before the government got involved turnstiletours.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/Italian_pushcart_market_-_Arthur_Avenue-1.jpg so the rent was virtually free and the owners could keep that money (To be specific, the item would be sold at a cheaper price due to higher competition, but potato potahto, we keep 100% of the price of the hot dog circulating within the community, rather than having 75% of the value being siphoned off by the government on every transaction)

No, the profit is what they make after taxes

3.22 Quick maths

nigga that was like 6 months ago

in it he says 2+2= 4-1=3 which is a lyric in that song

nick 450 what even

It’d be even funnier if it made sense

Icarus It’s called hiring employees part time for days you want off

immigrants

Icarus peiple like me who told their family to fuck off

Icarus People with drive. You sound like a lazy ass who never worked 1 hard day in your life. People that want to build something for their children to take over. People that love doing their Job. Passionate people that want to help others. These are small examples of who. And you ask who. And I say I do.

Ruben Carmona Speak for yourself.

It's New York City. They're notorious for not understanding basic economics. Hence rent controls, hot dog stand licenses, taxi licenses, etc. Over-regulation is the name of the game in NYC (and California).

Their main concern is the streets not getting overcrowded with hot dog stands, not quality of the hot dogs.

@@MaartenvanRossemLezingen Correction the main concern is making money off the labor of others with 0 risks for yourself. Politicians always go on how businesses don't pay their fair share. It just goes to show some politicians still see their fellow man as nothing but a slave that can be made to work for them for free.

Jacques Marneweck not really. If everyone in the whole city were allowed to sell hot dogs, loads more people would be doing it and nobody would be making any money. If nobody is making money then people cut every possible corner to make the product less expensive. That means lower overall product quality. A whole lot better that the city ensures that only so many people can sell hot dogs, and that all those people have some pre-established investment in selling a higher quality product.

@@theanonymousmrgrape5911 which is not happening. Competition is removed thanks to the huge amount of startup funds needed. Thus in most cases there is no innovation at these stands. None is needed as competition is sorted out in some cases years in advance by buying off the government. That guy that sold the poison dogs will still sell them for years as foot traffic sees no competition. I'm not saying people don't have a option not to buy they are just forced to buy at a certain vender whilst in that area.

I remember paying like $15 for a hotdog and a gatorade near times square about 5 years ago.

Not well enough apparently if all you do is work, sleep, eat, and shit. Any day, every day.

Slavery doesn't pay much...

400 years of working and they still poor?? That sounds like a CHOICE.

TheSwoleBroscientist genius

Profit is money that you can do anything with. You can choose to not pay your taxes. You can choose to be homeless. Hotdog cups, condiments, gas (etc) are not needed as a part of the service and usually only serve to enhance the quality or satisfaction gained from the service but not needed for the basis of the service itself. You can choose to buy those extras but doing so will obviously cut into your profit. All of this however can be made up for by raising the prices based on the assumed expenses.

and he forgot to use real prices.

all three points are very dumb, but as per your last point, he MUST incur expenses. Do you think he is getting sausages, bread, ketchup, water, etc for free? NO. That is an expense that he faces in order to operate.

Isaac Windfield well, he mentioned the cost to produce a Hot Dog (75ct) and the drinks (25ct). So the materials are in his calculation

USS-DH Lol if you don't pay your taxes the IRS is going to be on your ass and will probably arrest you for tax evasion and do a forfeiture case against all your property and assets 😂. You obviously don't know the repercussions of not paying your taxes.

They _are_ good, just a bit much you know? You can't force jokes out of everything.

But isn't that the joke sebastian?

Doesn't mean you should

They are amazing

actually i like this channel more than his other one because of the jokes

$2 is the low end you will usually see them for $3.50 to $5 Source: I am a former resident

ikr also who works 365 days per year

The weather is not that bad..

Not to forget that expenses like taxes in NYC are high.

Immigrants

Diego Perez - well people BID for these contracts. Clearly people wouldn’t bid so high if it wasn’t worth it.

Oh my god why doesn't this have more likes

Yeemint Official I think you’re barking up the wrong tree.

@@frankwu4747 god, these puns are pretty ruff

*Cancerous

Tummywubs you sure are going to every comment insulting people.

Yes! That's the joke

2+2 is 4 - 1 thats 3 quick maths.

good job brain work

onee that is what democrats do.

Just found out how to edit comments...

Uber operates at a loss for long enough to drive competition out of business and secure customer loyalty. Then they raise prices.

onee 2 buck's for a hot dog is pretty reasonable lol

I could say it is as simple as supply and demand, but that's a little too easy. You also got to factor in the license fees to run your stand, and also the amount of money you'll make and how much of that money you want to turn into profit. That's capitalism for you, provide others a good or service and make money off of it.

drdca probably a little bit of both, like usual.

Goverment is like the Mafia. Taking money from poor food vendors

+Kevin Hinojosa "Poor" food vendors? Many of them make more money than I do.

There's only so cheap they can get and have someone still be able to make a profit selling them. But you are correct that the entire point of a business license is to limit competition (that's one of them anyway, the other point is to regulate them and make sure they're adhering to health and safety standards, in theory at least. Third reason a lot of governments have licensing requirements is well, just to raise revenue without the political backlash raising taxes usually creates.)

drdca my economic fellow traveller :)

RyuzakiNabin he didn’t actually have the money to own it. All fake a big scheme. Ridiculous

Quick maths!

Man's not hotdog

This meme has died

DO I GOTTA NUKE YOUR NOKIA STORAGE???!

NO SIMO!

@User well i have multiple hot dogs emoji's 🐕‍🦺🐕🐩🌭🐶

But didn't see so many Dogs on the way

2 football fields is less than an 8th of a mile

The ToxBloxer shhhhhh its ok. its just a reference from the australian fence thing video

Epic Phoenix Chinese kids 🤦🏻‍♂️

Nyc bottled water by central park be like 5 bucks sometimes lmao

SupremeOverlordess smoke trees

I see your girl in the park

Keir Patrick that girl was a uckers

Hold tight aznee